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TOPIC | Scroll of Alexandria - log
[center][img]https://i.imgur.com/qGhJd2j.png[/img] [size=5][font=tempus sans itc][color=#731d08][b]Scroll of Alexandria - PERSONAL LOG[/b][/color][/font][/size][/center] [columns][color=transparent]_________[/color][nextcol][size=4][font=tempus sans itc][b]Natron's log of things[/b] - a place of organisation, planning and pain[nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/dropbox/lore_light9398113.png[/img][nextcol][color=transparent]_________[/color][/columns] [center][img]https://i.postimg.cc/dtGJkymj/Hor-divider-100.png[/img][/center] [columns][color=transparent]_________[/color][nextcol][size=4][font=tempus sans itc]Besides my few dozen external files and more than 200 bookmarks, I will be compiling a whole bunch of things here, in my safehaven of organisation, where I can put my mind at ease and access all things great and small very easily. [right][size=4][font=tempus sans itc][b]u can post now lmao[/b][/right][nextcol][color=transparent]_________[/color][/columns] [center][img]https://i.postimg.cc/dtGJkymj/Hor-divider-100.png[/img][/center] [columns][color=transparent]_________[/color][nextcol][size=4][font=tempus sans itc][color=#731d08][b]Navigation[/b][/color] [LIST] [*][size=4][font=tempus sans itc][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700/1#post_45448806]extensive FAQ[/url] [*][size=4][font=tempus sans itc][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700/1#post_45448807]wishlist[/url] [*][size=4][font=tempus sans itc][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700/1#post_45449679]Baldwin projects[/url] [*][size=4][font=tempus sans itc][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700/1#post_45449685]NoTN projects[/url] [*][size=4][font=tempus sans itc][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700/1#post_45449689]helpful links[/url] [*][size=4][font=tempus sans itc][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700/1#post_45485111]fest[/url] [/LIST][nextcol][color=transparent]_________[/color][nextcol][img]https://i.imgur.com/j8GaV5k.png[/img][nextcol][color=transparent]_________[/color][/columns]
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Scroll of Alexandria - PERSONAL LOG
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- a place of organisation, planning and pain
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_________ Besides my few dozen external files and more than 200 bookmarks, I will be compiling a whole bunch of things here, in my safehaven of organisation, where I can put my mind at ease and access all things great and small very easily.

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I have a really hard time saying no so when someone sends me a random friend request, I have an internal fight. If I've seen you in the forums, know you through forum posts, and we have interacted there, in PMs or through page comments, I will most likely confirm, but I prefer you ask. Lately I've been trying to keep my friends list cleaner so that also means no people I have never interacted with or have interacted with only a little. Literally nothing personal, I just like to know my friends [color=#731d08][b]purchasing dragons?[/b][/color] - I only purchase G1s unless I am having an Imperial breeding project. The G1s I buy are very specific and follow a list of colours. All the G1s I buy are ideally in a forever home, however it can sometimes happen that I find a better dragon and/or just don't find the combination as appealing as I did when I bought them. No G1 will ever get exalted by me (although only one was and they were a part of a breeding project), if I end up needing to get rid of a perma dragon, they will be sold, never exalted [color=#731d08][b]purchasing dragons FROM me?[/b][/color] - I do not mind getting asked about selling dragons although the majority of my dragons belong to the Conventionally Unattractive™ group so those questions are extremely rare anyway. However, eventually all of my perma dragons will have their bios finished and will have [i]Not for sale[/i] in their bios. If that's there, no chance of getting that dragon, I'm afraid, I'm way too attached at that point. All dragons currently for sale are in the [i]Merchants & troops[/i] tab and you can most certainly haggle with me! [color=#731d08][b]fodder?[/b][/color] - I don't breed my dragons except some Imperial breeding projects, and some of the dragons that get produced by that end up as fodder with a consistent naming scheme. I do sometimes buy fodder but I always name them and level them up before exalting. However, if I have a fodder dragon you'd like to purchase from me, just shoot me a message and chances are you'll get them for free :^) [color=#731d08][b]dragon likes?[/b][/color] - YES OF COURSE. I like a lot of dragons myself, I have done it before the official like system even existed because there were Facebook like buttons. If you do not want your dragons liked, I will of course respect that, but if you'd like to like mine for whatever reason, feel free! [color=#731d08][b]blocking?[/b][/color] - I do not block people unless they are clearly scammers or are just fake accounts to stir drama or do something against the rules. [color=#731d08][b]forums?[/b][/color] - to say the least, I am exceptionally chaotic. However, that in no way means I am malicious. I am NEVER trying to start an argument or a fight, I am both neutral in general and extremely supportive of all things ethical, and I will strictly avoid people who have expressed specific derogatory and harmful views. The things I say are basically all seasoned with a humorous undertone and, while I do say serious things, I always try to make them sound humorous. Either that or [b]I speak in a Wikipedia voice.[/b] But, I am currently mortal and I have some bad days so don't take it seriously. I am very open to chatting in the forums, I am not a huge fan of PMs because they trigger my anxiety, but if you plan to chat with me personally, feel free to ask for my Discord! I do not mind getting pinged (actually, I prefer to be), so even if you ping me 8 times accidentally, I'll most likely be there to support you [color=#731d08][b]science inserts?[/b][/color] - most gently put, I am a huge nerd and I love science - particularly zoology (comparative anatomy, cognitive functions, evolutionary history, etc.) I am also interested in palaeontology (branch of zoology basically), mineralogy, astronomy, computer science, history of art and architecture of Ancient Egypt, Greece and Rome, and basically anything else Ancient Egyptian. I frequently post inserts in the forums and apply science to anything Flight Rising-related so, while it might sound nerdy, it's just because for my brain to understand something, it needs to be logical. I cannot process unrealistic concepts like magic or the paranormal because I know it can't exist, therefore in my brain it is futile. Also, I have specific opinions on the use of the terms "leg", "sentience", "animal" and "person" because those are all specific terms that have scientific backgrounds and the missuse of those really irks me (I cannot control it, my anxiety just goes through the roof) [color=#731d08][b]interests?[/b][/color] - I am a fan of gaming, game development, digital art, cartoons and animated movies, mineral collecting and different collections, scale modelling, and extensive research such as zoology and history, art, fashion, language, architecture, geology, climatology and biota of the Middle East, particularly Egypt and its surrounding countries. I also LOVE non-human animals and I will always stand up for their well-being and rights. I studied numerous fields such as Ethics, Psychology, History of Art and Architecture, several different languages (unfortunately not Latin but I am now!), and still study many other ones. When it comes to art, I guess I can call myself a digital artist although I am entirely a self-taught one! Links to my art and accent shops in the [i]Helpful links[/i] section below [color=#731d08][b]other details?[/b][/color] - I have a theory that we're just one of an infinite amount of realities that create each other through mental processes of living organisms, so basically we're fictional and fictional is real, therefore I take "fictional" things very seriously. That's why there are numerous strange references and self-inserts I might make sometimes. I am always referring to the [b]real thing[/b], never the media, and it might be confusing but don't worry your head about it *smooches* Once I ascend, everything will be clear [color=#731d08][b][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/48474529]Kneph[/url]?[/b][/color] - that's my self-insert persona, someone who goes through realities. She's literally me, potentially future me, and she's basically my ideal form as I struggle with self confidence, anxiety, body dysmorphia, etc. I strive to become an omnipotent being and, as weird as that sounds, I'm actually serious[/columns] [center][img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/bhyrth56iqnizju/lightbottom.png[/img][/center] [center][size=4][font=tempus sans itc][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700#post_2938700]Top[/url] | FAQ | [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700#post_45448807]Wishlist[/url] | [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700#post_45449679]Baldwin[/url] | [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700#post_45449685]NoTN[/url] | [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700#post_45449689]Helpful links[/url] | [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700/1#post_45485111]Fest[/url] | [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700/1#post_45485115]RRR[/url][/font][/size][/center]
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who in tarnation are you - I am that one weird, neurodivergent, gay kid in the corner of the class who has extensive scientific knowledge and will not shut up about zoology the moment an opportunity occurs

no random friend requests? - please don't. I have a really hard time saying no so when someone sends me a random friend request, I have an internal fight. If I've seen you in the forums, know you through forum posts, and we have interacted there, in PMs or through page comments, I will most likely confirm, but I prefer you ask. Lately I've been trying to keep my friends list cleaner so that also means no people I have never interacted with or have interacted with only a little. Literally nothing personal, I just like to know my friends

purchasing dragons? - I only purchase G1s unless I am having an Imperial breeding project. The G1s I buy are very specific and follow a list of colours. All the G1s I buy are ideally in a forever home, however it can sometimes happen that I find a better dragon and/or just don't find the combination as appealing as I did when I bought them. No G1 will ever get exalted by me (although only one was and they were a part of a breeding project), if I end up needing to get rid of a perma dragon, they will be sold, never exalted

purchasing dragons FROM me? - I do not mind getting asked about selling dragons although the majority of my dragons belong to the Conventionally Unattractive™ group so those questions are extremely rare anyway. However, eventually all of my perma dragons will have their bios finished and will have Not for sale in their bios. If that's there, no chance of getting that dragon, I'm afraid, I'm way too attached at that point.
All dragons currently for sale are in the Merchants & troops tab and you can most certainly haggle with me!

fodder? - I don't breed my dragons except some Imperial breeding projects, and some of the dragons that get produced by that end up as fodder with a consistent naming scheme. I do sometimes buy fodder but I always name them and level them up before exalting. However, if I have a fodder dragon you'd like to purchase from me, just shoot me a message and chances are you'll get them for free :^)

dragon likes? - YES OF COURSE. I like a lot of dragons myself, I have done it before the official like system even existed because there were Facebook like buttons. If you do not want your dragons liked, I will of course respect that, but if you'd like to like mine for whatever reason, feel free!

blocking? - I do not block people unless they are clearly scammers or are just fake accounts to stir drama or do something against the rules.

forums? - to say the least, I am exceptionally chaotic. However, that in no way means I am malicious. I am NEVER trying to start an argument or a fight, I am both neutral in general and extremely supportive of all things ethical, and I will strictly avoid people who have expressed specific derogatory and harmful views. The things I say are basically all seasoned with a humorous undertone and, while I do say serious things, I always try to make them sound humorous. Either that or I speak in a Wikipedia voice. But, I am currently mortal and I have some bad days so don't take it seriously.
I am very open to chatting in the forums, I am not a huge fan of PMs because they trigger my anxiety, but if you plan to chat with me personally, feel free to ask for my Discord! I do not mind getting pinged (actually, I prefer to be), so even if you ping me 8 times accidentally, I'll most likely be there to support you

science inserts? - most gently put, I am a huge nerd and I love science - particularly zoology (comparative anatomy, cognitive functions, evolutionary history, etc.) I am also interested in palaeontology (branch of zoology basically), mineralogy, astronomy, computer science, history of art and architecture of Ancient Egypt, Greece and Rome, and basically anything else Ancient Egyptian. I frequently post inserts in the forums and apply science to anything Flight Rising-related so, while it might sound nerdy, it's just because for my brain to understand something, it needs to be logical. I cannot process unrealistic concepts like magic or the paranormal because I know it can't exist, therefore in my brain it is futile.
Also, I have specific opinions on the use of the terms "leg", "sentience", "animal" and "person" because those are all specific terms that have scientific backgrounds and the missuse of those really irks me (I cannot control it, my anxiety just goes through the roof)

interests? - I am a fan of gaming, game development, digital art, cartoons and animated movies, mineral collecting and different collections, scale modelling, and extensive research such as zoology and history, art, fashion, language, architecture, geology, climatology and biota of the Middle East, particularly Egypt and its surrounding countries. I also LOVE non-human animals and I will always stand up for their well-being and rights.
I studied numerous fields such as Ethics, Psychology, History of Art and Architecture, several different languages (unfortunately not Latin but I am now!), and still study many other ones. When it comes to art, I guess I can call myself a digital artist although I am entirely a self-taught one! Links to my art and accent shops in the Helpful links section below

other details? - I have a theory that we're just one of an infinite amount of realities that create each other through mental processes of living organisms, so basically we're fictional and fictional is real, therefore I take "fictional" things very seriously. That's why there are numerous strange references and self-inserts I might make sometimes. I am always referring to the real thing, never the media, and it might be confusing but don't worry your head about it *smooches* Once I ascend, everything will be clear

Kneph? - that's my self-insert persona, someone who goes through realities. She's literally me, potentially future me, and she's basically my ideal form as I struggle with self confidence, anxiety, body dysmorphia, etc. I strive to become an omnipotent being and, as weird as that sounds, I'm actually serious
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[img]https://i.imgur.com/qGhJd2j.png[/img] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/Odu52xF.png[/img][color=transparent]_[/color][color=#731d08][size=6][font=tempus sans itc][b]Festival apparel[/b][/font][/size][/color][color=transparent]_[/color][img]https://i.imgur.com/UpCcT8H.png[/img][/center] [columns][color=transparent]________[/color][nextcol][size=5][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- not in inventory and not assigned[/b][/i][/font][/size] [center]all done!![/center] [center][img]https://i.postimg.cc/dtGJkymj/Hor-divider-100.png[/img] -----[/center] [size=5][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- not in inventory but assigned[/b][/i][/font][/size] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 1[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=boneyard tatters][item=windbound plumage][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 3[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][img]https://i.postimg.cc/dtGJkymj/Hor-divider-100.png[/img] -----[/center] [size=5][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- in inventory but not assigned[/b][/i][/font][/size] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 1[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=eroded crystalhide][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 2[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=frigid sash] [item=chillspike collar][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 3[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=illuminated crown][item=starseer's crown][item=searing crown][item=infectionist's crown][item=stonekeeper crown][item=frigid crown][item=shady crown][item=whirlwind crown][item=diver crown][item=druidic crown] [item=chillspike crown][item=gloomwillow guide][item=windbound mask][item=butterfly's kiss][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 4[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=surgestream coat][item=starlight cloak][item=pyrite pauldrons][item=deeprealm trident][item=dryad's guise][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 5[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=highland scavenger][item=welder's mask][item=starwood veil][item=carapace arm][item=icicle chains][item=fin jewels][item=tree warden's garb][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 6[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=glitterfreeze halo] [item=voltaic stormclaws][item=spellwrought shardhide][item=glitterfreeze ice-trolabe][item=murkmirth tailcoat][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 7[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=brightshine raiments][item=glacierguard platemail] [item=standard of the icewarden][item=standard of the gladekeeper][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 8[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=voltvolley implements][item=feathery fallout][item=boneyard bard][item=gemologist's discovery][item=frostfaerie wings][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 9[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- recolour[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=petal jewels][/center] [center][img]https://i.postimg.cc/dtGJkymj/Hor-divider-100.png[/img] -----[/center] [size=5][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- equipped[/b][/i][/font][/size] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 1[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=illuminated armband][item=electricians armband][item=searing armband][item=starseer armband][item=infectionist's armband][item=stonekeeper armband][item=frigid armband][item=shady armband][item=whirlwind armband][item=diver armband][item=druidic armband] [item=illuminated emblem][item=electricians emblem][item=searing emblem][item=starseer's emblem][item=infectionist's emblem][item=stonekeeper emblem][item=frigid emblem][item=shady emblem][item=whirlwind emblem][item=diver emblem][item=druidic emblem] [item=sunchaser jewelry][item=electricians power pack][item=metallurgists forgetools][item=archivists spellscroll][item=frigid fugitive shackles][item=tricktrouper crown][item=thresher flatfins][item=naturalist adornments][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 2[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=illuminated sash][item=electrified sash][item=searing sash][item=starseer's sash][item=infectionist's sash][item=stonekeeper sash][item=shady sash][item=whirlwind sash][item=diver sash][item=druidic sash] [item=sunguard chest][item=golem gauntlet][item=magmatic pauldrons][item=companion comet][item=runaway rotclaw][item=crystalhide treads][item=gustborne balloon][item=seashell mantle][item=leafy gladeboughs][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 3[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=electrician's crown] [item=solar blades][item=mesa mechanojets][item=will o' the ember][item=cosmologist fieldtools][item=skeletal chimes][item=bluffclamber belongings][item=warmwater wanderers][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 4[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=luminous legguards][item=black iron plates][item=scavenger's tatters][item=trickster's magic cards][item=bamboo breeze cape][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 5:[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=hewn philosopher's veil][item=map kit][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 6[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=luminous halo][item=voltaic halo][item=conflagrant halo][item=spellwrought halo][item=contaminated halo][item=crystalcourt halo][item=murkmirth halo][item=aerborne halo][item=fathomsearch halo][item=gladegift halo] [item=luminous sundrapes][item=conflagrant kilt][item=contaminated infectalons][item=crystalcourt cascades][item=aerborne gustgather][item=fathomsearch spirit jug][item=gladegift garlands][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 7[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=standard of the lightweaver][item=standard of the stormcatcher][item=standard of the flamecaller][item=standard of the arcanist][item=standard of the plaguebringer][item=standard of the earthshaker][item=standard of the shadowbinder][item=standard of the windsinger][item=standard of the tidelord] [item=thundercrack cogspanner][item=flameforger crucible][item=starfall crystalcloak][item=riot hazebeacon][item=cairnstone carry][item=shadowstrike][item=reedcleft resonance][item=current caller raiment][item=greenskeeper treeshroud][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 8[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=daybreak decorations][item=igneous iguana][item=void's grasp][item=airborne parchment][item=coral crown][item=nurtured cluster][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- year 9[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=lustrous mantle][item=trailing storm][item=incense mantle][item=bewitching bangles][item=proto wings][item=fossil facsimile][item=rimeplate][/center] [center][item=light's charm][item=lightning's charm][item=fire's charm][item=arcane's charm][item=plague's charm][item=earth's charm][item=ice's charm][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- recolour[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=bloodstone cascades][item=celestial attendant][item=cindersphere baubles][item=flowering gladeboughs][item=forest's edge vines][item=fortune teller's deck][item=gem trader][item=herald's wrap][item=illuminated runescroll][item=mist chime][item=moss agate platemail][item=nightshade cloak][item=polished trident][item=sanddune rags][item=thornfell mantle][item=twinkling stardrapes][item=will o' the wisp][/center] [center][img]https://i.postimg.cc/dtGJkymj/Hor-divider-100.png[/img] -----[/center] [size=5][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- unimportant but OBTAINED[/b][/i][/font][/size] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- elemental:[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=moonglow thorns][item=snowfall robe][item=bramble mantle][item=gem thief][/center] [center][font=tempus sans itc][i][b]- recolour[/b][/i][/font][/center] [center][item=bloodshard chains][item=cloak of the cosmos][item=entertainer's tailcoat][item=frostbreath skink][item=frozen fossil][item=mistlurker's garb][item=plasma mask][item=powerpack coat][item=prismatic crystalscales][item=redbolt construct][item=sanguine plumage][item=starlight guise][item=twilight oracle's guise][item=white raven armor][item=white raven talons][/center][nextcol][color=transparent]________[/color][/columns] [center][img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/bhyrth56iqnizju/lightbottom.png[/img][/center] [center][size=4][font=tempus sans itc][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700#post_2938700]Top[/url] | [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700#post_45448806]FAQ[/url] | [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700#post_45448807]Wishlist[/url] | [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700#post_45449679]Baldwin[/url] | [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700/1#post_45449685]NoTN[/url] | [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700#post_45449689]Helpful links[/url] | Fest | [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700/1#post_45485115]RRR[/url][/font][/size][/center]
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all done!!
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[center][img]https://i.imgur.com/oxGGsPJ.png[/img] [size=5][font=tempus sans itc][color=#731d08][b]Roundsey's Raffle Roulette Records[/b][/color][/font][/size][/center] [columns][color=transparent]_________[/color][img]https://i.imgur.com/4GBigRs.png[/img][nextcol][color=transparent]_____[/color][nextcol][size=4][font=tempus sans itc][b]A whole bunch of prizes[/b] - here we compile previously won prizes[nextcol][color=transparent]_____[/color][/columns] [center][img]https://i.postimg.cc/dtGJkymj/Hor-divider-100.png[/img][/center] [columns][color=transparent]_______[/color][nextcol][item=the emperor's new clothes] [size=4][font=tempus sans itc][i]unknown item 22/8/2018 - 6/11/2018[/i][/font][/size] [item=unhatched arcane egg] [size=4][font=tempus sans itc][i]5th of June 2019[/i][/font][/size] [item=unhatched water egg] [size=4][font=tempus sans itc][i]26th of June 2019[/i][/font][/size] [item=unhatched bogsneak egg] [size=4][font=tempus sans itc][i]25th of December 2019[/i][/font][/size] [item=marva's invisibility cloak] [size=4][font=tempus sans itc][i]19th of February 2020[/i][/font][/size][nextcol][color=transparent]___[/color][nextcol] [item=unhatched arcane egg] [size=4][font=tempus sans itc][i]10th of June 2020[/i][/font][/size] [item=unhatched bogsneak egg] [size=4][font=tempus sans itc][i]7th of October 2020[/i][/font][/size] [item=unhatched nature egg] [size=4][font=tempus sans itc][i]28th of October 2020[/i][/font][/size] [item=preserved petals] x50 [size=4][font=tempus sans itc][i]9th of December 2020[/i][/font][/size] [item=1st anniversary fish cake] x25 [size=4][font=tempus sans itc][i]17th of March 2021[/i][/font][/size][nextcol] [item=unhatched bogsneak egg] [size=4][font=tempus sans itc][i]21st of July 2021[/i][/font][/size][/columns] [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/bhyrth56iqnizju/lightbottom.png[/img] [center][size=4][font=tempus sans itc][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700#post_2938700]Top[/url] | [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700/1#post_45448806]FAQ[/url] | [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700#post_45448807]Wishlist[/url] | [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700#post_45449679]Baldwin[/url] | [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700#post_45449685]NoTN[/url] | [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700#post_45449689]Helpful links[/url] | [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2938700/1#post_45485111]Fest[/url] | RRR[/font][/size][/center] [img]https://flightrising.com/images/nests/1/0healthy_1dead.png[/img] [img]https://flightrising.com/images/nests/2/0healthy_1dead.png[/img] [img]https://flightrising.com/images/nests/3/0healthy_1dead.png[/img] [img]https://flightrising.com/images/nests/4/0healthy_1dead.png[/img] [img]https://flightrising.com/images/nests/5/0healthy_1dead.png[/img] [img]https://flightrising.com/images/nests/6/0healthy_1dead.png[/img] [img]https://flightrising.com/images/nests/7/0healthy_1dead.png[/img] [img]https://flightrising.com/images/nests/8/0healthy_1dead.png[/img] [img]https://flightrising.com/images/nests/9/0healthy_1dead.png[/img] [img]https://flightrising.com/images/nests/10/0healthy_1dead.png[/img] [img]https://flightrising.com/images/nests/11/0healthy_1dead.png[/img]
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Roundsey's Raffle Roulette Records
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22/8/2018 - 6/11/2018



5th of June 2019


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28th of October 2020

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9th of December 2020

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21st of July 2021

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Achievement collection Gathering: [img]https://i.imgur.com/Cj5hfZU.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/Pf0MSI3.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/8umDrPJ.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/dkta4i9.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/R737TLO.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/SksD6np.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/wAjvs1J.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/AwMJ85V.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/XxiVVod.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/zi9EKYw.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/IQQ3LWa.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/N8slgZS.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/KNTQJ9f.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/wyI6zfW.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/CPuoD15.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/YA2r0a3.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/DNIxnRR.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/F1A0c1S.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/vpsOedq.png[/img] Coliseum: [img]https://i.imgur.com/ghsM935.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/O197kac.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/IM1ASDO.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/voZJJda.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/8tIJgWW.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/SAogzUX.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/LLE0rMs.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/i0SSwlc.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/lde5BpP.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/80WGGLV.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/KQWgxKg.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/QAZHGNc.png[/img] Breeding: [img]https://i.imgur.com/b4dOKdE.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/V3k65p0.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/wQ65Mw6.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/4GIDl0a.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/ZjQFX1c.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/L6ffQ0p.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/ERuq9cF.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/bMDrl8a.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/FBAset1.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/tv2vZF8.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/naOtna3.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/Q1iC2pz.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/Yzvs2mw.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/5P3PE4q.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/wAT2kv5.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/3puOVyo.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/SI0WGWY.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/sM4f4CH.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/66Dlvs1.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/t3VQw1g.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/scsquhG.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/ydpbDP3.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/xVbmZEL.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/rnOpAUb.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/e4NU51U.png[/img] Events: [img]https://i.imgur.com/11W00ZY.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/Dm3Hvte.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/skHvbof.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/1wCN3BW.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/miHFpsD.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/8r9T6JL.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/FZAHRba.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/soZ83li.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/Ao7MhLj.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/HUhpmXG.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/4ULq9RV.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/ImuvvrY.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/kQtVjU4.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/0vkwg6w.png[/img] Revamps & features: [img]https://i.imgur.com/d5cRUNx.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/7S7qEFc.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/SmJT4Y8.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/317Vdve.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/cgLPQ4e.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/10No6bn.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/RvNo5SW.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/WiLchbx.png[/img] Lore updates: [img]https://i.imgur.com/AZUuLRf.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/XfdwV7x.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/EqYMkU6.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/C8r1MIh.png[/img] Forums: [img]https://i.imgur.com/NRWlqxE.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/SNesokf.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/8XvKFF3.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/gCyDc4g.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/kEaRmXx.png[/img] Bugs & errors: [img]https://i.imgur.com/at9WuTA.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/R8g9otN.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/aV11oOF.png[/img] Clan: [img]https://i.imgur.com/jCBizkS.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/fMFopjy.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/9TFdRcI.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/qeVpje8.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NaCpLIN.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/YPrFtcC.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/XS2VreX.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/rTbDtnS.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/fSSiffG.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/uAGDdWQ.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/6r5X150.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/QrTC2r9.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/wCiCwG0.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/BTWaqFc.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/CR4qLuB.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/OYgJ0FF.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/f22QcDC.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/6Ga9EkC.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/BfYCv4H.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/JcJpUR7.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/diDTVvF.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/0jAReEP.png[/img] Misc: 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Achievement collection

Gathering:

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Breeding:

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[center][b]ASHENS SPOTLIGHT[/b][/center] It has a realistic sound effect. Just the one, apparently. The resemblance is uncanny! Sadly, not to me. The R-Zone itself just provides the controls, and presumably the processing, and shines light through it which is then reflected off a mirror and into your eyes where your brain tells you it's crap. We know how this game works: two men rip their arms off and throw them at each other and they instantly regrow. That's realistic, is it. I don't know what sort of world you're living in...freaks. However, if you're uploading unedited footage to the internet for other people to see, you don't really deserve to have a video camera. Or the ability to breathe. Why does the Persian Gulf Battle feature a bloke in a canoe. Pretty sure that's not standard warfare over there. "Racing car - when the game begins, runway background far away (including house, mountains and clouds) game level and the racing of the two sides will appear on the screen." Wow, that was almost poetic. Some day in 21st century, the earth was attached by exotic. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711674339837083810/833148109529808908/unknown.png[/img] [right][i]Image caption: But if you saw that coming towards you on Christmas Eve, you'd think it was the end of the world.[/i][/right] Let's build our own speakers, then! *gasps* How exciting! It's like Lego for imbeciles! Stay fresh, cheese bags. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832389287261634600/833526568583954432/unknown.png[/img] Bread bags! Oh god, they're huge! You could suffocate...oof, probably 5 toddlers with a single one of these. Fantastic! [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832389287261634600/833527629578502164/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/833527986186616833/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832389287261634600/833528520004993024/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/556096483720560650/833881134948548628/unknown.png[/img] Packbuster! Your guarantee of tetanus, you've let me down. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/833896708240965632/unknown.png[/img] Go go, Power Rangers! Straight into the bin! I don't think this could be used for interrogating hoodlums. The Airphone 4 - it's like a phone, only............air. No, I don't really understand that either. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334434457190662154/834586391039311892/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832389287261634600/834612971002527764/unknown.png[/img] The vibe here is kind of like a ginger Jesus being menaced by a giant metal spider. LUHTPUSS Handy Game! ...and we don't know what LTPS stands for. Laughably transparent piece of sh*t? Quite possibly. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832389287261634600/834626991314698291/unknown.png[/img] In for a penny, in for a...severed foot. The Spirit of Christmas. I see, a very evil spirit. Or possibly just vodka. "Hours of play." Low quality play but play nonetheless. I have no idea what "Sunday punch and kick" are. Are they martial arts that you reserve for church? "Sir Topham Hatt." Brilliant. I'll be giving him an even more offensive name like...sir W*nkshaft McSh*tstain or something but that probably explains why I don't write children's television. They look like Lego instructions written by a madman. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832389287261634600/835297470162010172/unknown.png[/img] And (has) just sort of a face of a startled embryo. "Why would I do such a thing??", you scream as you tear your hair from your scalp. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483387443408797697/835699857276010506/unknown.png[/img] That is the look of somebody who snapped several years ago but has only just been able to afford an axe. I don't think it [i]is[/i] a radio, I think it just tunes directly into Hell. And, as ever, there is a spare battery included because the battery life is so phenomenally poor that they give you a second one so you can swap it out if you want to do something crazy like, I don't know...make a call. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/302944360583135234/836005141508522024/unknown.png[/img] TARDIS, of course, is an abbreviation for "Tony's A Really Dismal Information Specialist". His retinas have escaped from his eyes and are rolling down his face. Now, the thing about video games is they have a very short shelf life. Like milk, only completely different. The infamous not-very-good heaphones which just make all your music sound muffled and crap as if it's being played to you through a damp and slightly moldy towel. Isaac Newton is spinning in his grave because it's made out of ice. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/836782797196230656/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/836785207943757824/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/836785069531987998/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/850507575963287602/unknown.png[/img] Stage two of its development?? Are you mad?? I'm not gonna let it reach stage two, that's one step closer to stage three where it summons the many-angled ones to feast on the minds of men!! [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783197998133411852/840010565245337610/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/840339366232195102/unknown.png[/img] Polly Pocket seems to have gone completely insane like some sort of Nazi scientist, has killed all her pets, has skinned them and is repurposing them as inanimate objects. (...) They're still alive! (...) So Polly Pocket is like some sort of comic book villain now, is she, who's got like a team of mad surgeons who run around repurposing her animals as semi-inanimate objects?? [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483387443408797697/840404951841898516/unknown.png[/img] [right][i]Image caption: Except, I'm actually presuming that, rather than "hello", that full stop is marking the difference between two words there. "HELL" is where it thinks it is and "O" is it screeching in agony[/i][/right] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/840406190411218944/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/o61TJ7h.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334434457190662154/840411852097454110/unknown.png[/img] [right][i]Image caption: LOOK AT ME, MUTHA. I MAY 'AVE A POIPLE 'EAD BUT I CAN FLY.[/i][/right] I have this weird feeling that the microwave gave me a stare of pure hate as I put this in. During the last 20 seconds of microwaving, it made terrifying banging noises, I don't know if it was trying to escape or something... Or maybe it was the microwave suppressing a gag reflex. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832389287261634600/841066729546579998/unknown.png[/img] "Collect all styles!" You must collect all styles or your family will be burned. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/738795437582057553/841404706261958666/unknown.png[/img] "That'll draw your arse up to your elbows", as my aunt would say if she was here and particularly wanted to say that for some reason. And here we've got space Gandhi. Naught to 5 sad onions? Ooo more poisonous than usual. Only one thing can make us feel better - a nice, welcoming, jolly Father Christmas face and, unfortunately, I haven't got any of those. Instead, I've got these terrifying, dead-eyed monstrosities. "Santa Head Decoration", [i]NorthStar[/i] again. Great for trees, doors, walls and...mirrors?? I'm not letting these things near a mirror, they'd probably cause some world-ending supernatural event. These are for the insides of bins and nothing else. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/842414382738440192/unknown.png[/img] [right][i]Image caption: Big Sheet.[/i][/right] Maybe Jesus got bored, dressed up as Thor, got himself a hammer, went out and killed some aliens whilst having inhuman knees and a light-up chest. Hey, it's a hobby! It was like a weird...umm...sort of plastic mould and you stuck one of these Terminator endoskeletons into it- a toy one, not a real one, they're very dangerous. And then, through some sort of mixed-up liquid, it all came and covered it and then turned into like gooey flesh stuff and you had a gooey Arnie and you could peel his flesh off. My main memory of it, actually, is a teacher telling us that he went into a toy shop and had to queue behind somebody who asked the person on the desk "I need some more bio-flesh for my Terminator". Yes, they didn't know what he was talking about and it was all very confusing. And they probably had him arrested. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/730766440210235492/843609381206622218/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/843619930440204309/unknown.png[/img] YOU CHOICE - THE GOOSE. I was injecting cider directly into my eyeball when I was 7 years old. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/845043151340830720/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/845043435542544404/unknown.png[/img] [right][i]Image caption: Heavily medicated psychopath who's running along with some medieval weaponry in front of a cannon and a smashed-up wall - because all kids want smashed-up walls.[/i][/right] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/845044883021365348/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/845053740326846464/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/845054598955139132/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/845055426444787762/unknown.png[/img] [right][i]Image caption: This isn't a man who combats fires. This is a man who starts fires, probably with his mind.[/i][/right] "WARNING - CHOKING HAZARD" Good! I look forward to it! "Most sets contain 1 Halo figure, 1 weapon, 1 block and collector sheet inside!" What do you mean "most sets"? Do some of them not have a figure in them? Is it just full of dead moths or something? Kith Quiver. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/846857179915091977/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334434457190662154/846856204609126421/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334434457190662154/846856322938699796/unknown.png[/img] What happens is, you pull down his head - and his arse flies off! [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/838177721498599464/848774152310620160/unknown.png[/img] "Next week - Capcom vs that woman from the grocery st-" [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/730766440210235492/849677722732855296/unknown.png[/img] Maybe that's his name. "Roger Cedric That" [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/838177721498599464/849757891250749450/unknown.png[/img] [right][i]Image caption: "Anyway... anyway. It's just not worth getting semi-skimmed milk." "oh GOD, not this [i]AGAIN[/i]."[/i][/right] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832389287261634600/849817388958089237/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711674339837083810/849818225629462568/unknown.png[/img] Shaun Sheep the. The nova of the ocean of the cleverness. Bloody hell, it's Halloween again! Can you believe it... Time to sing the Halloween song, everyone! "A." It's a very short song. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/850464585366241320/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/850466711635361802/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711674339837083810/850473657536217119/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334434457190662154/850476645093736478/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711674339837083810/850504288160972810/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550309545034121239/850515786861772850/unknown.png[/img] The famous master making guitars are: Nicola Amati (nicolas, Marty), Antonio Stradivari (Antonio Stella bottom tile), and Giuseppe Guarneri (ji plug pu • melon nai); Salt-flavoured chicken skin. I AM THON, EAT MY SPREAD. He's just sort of bumbling along on stumps, which is also the name of a really good folk album. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/838177721498599464/850952047640707092/unknown.png[/img] Gordon Ramsay, eat your corrugated forehead out. Just when you think you've reached seaweed shaving saturation, it needs more. MORE. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832389287261634600/851959661137231912/unknown.png[/img] I'm gonna crush up some Paracetamol and huff up- *laughs* Don't actually do that, for Christ's sake. Great way to make your liver fail. "Keep away from fire & extreme sources of heat" Sh*t! I was gonna use it as a crash helmet when I flew to the Sun! DIE CAST METAL PLASTIC MAKE-YOUR-F***ING-MIND-UP play set! You can just ping one, it'll take out somebody's retina or fly straight under the fgnkin sofa and you'll never see it again. A stealth traffic cone. [img]https://i.imgur.com/VHDygUx.png[/img] [right][i]Image caption: Whole chicken in a can[/i][/right] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711674339837083810/859895162284146738/unknown.png[/img] [right][i]Image caption: Which I think is supposed to be a Christmas tree but actually seems to be made out of six different mold spores?[/i][/right] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/859918378385670144/unknown.png[/img] [right][i]Image caption: Multi-functional stand-ear.[/i][/right] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/860651030282371163/unknown.png[/img] [right][i]Image caption: Angers asemble[/i][/right] That film was so bad that you've had your Hanks demoted to a single Hank, Tom. Well, on the plus side, I've discovered that if you turn them over, you can form a big picture of Mars which is going to be discovered next Thursday so keep your eye out for that. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711674339837083810/862738896584835072/unknown.png[/img] F*CKING INFLATABLE F*CKING CROWN Ashens: This was always a figure I quite liked mainly because, at the time sort of, figures of female characters tend to be a bit poo. They often had sort of weird skimpy armour and giant breasts and stuff, whereas she just really looks like she means business. She looks like she knows what she's doing and has no compassion at all, which is kind of what you want from your enemies. me: That's something you want from your girlfriend. Utter palm wind [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711674339837083810/864301637102862336/unknown.png[/img] [right][i]Image caption: Obviously it's depicting the popular Christian icon Jesus of Nazareth, it has a very large chocolate coin strapped to the back of his head for some reason, but when you look closer, you realise that this, in fact, isn't a religious figure - this is the singer Chris Rea with heartburn. ... It's obviously Chris Rea, look- it could not look more like Chris Rea. He's on [i]The Road to Hell[/i] and indigestion tablets.[/i][/right] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711674339837083810/865026392470847488/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465553643429560320/865027347626852362/unknown.png[/img] I was born to do one thing - to take the p*ss out of substandard products. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... [i]KNOCKOFFS. BLOODY KNOCKOFFS.[/i] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/692556220271296513/884601245451563049/unknown.png[/img] [right][i]Image caption: I'm going for...grizzled person who lives under an overpass?[/i][/right] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/692556220271296513/887491583639949392/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/692556220271296513/887494661516697641/unknown.png[/img] Ooo...spooky aliens. Ooo they're giant aliens, muther. I don't laek them, they've come to steal the black puddin. This is good popcorn for anybody who doesn't like the smell of popcorn because the popcorny smell is entirely overriden by a weird stench of some kind of-... I don't know how to describe it-... burning pig candle?? Little Chick arrived at the fair. Before the Egg Hunt began all the young animals gathered together. They were older and bigger than Little Chick. Each was saying how they would find the Golden Egg. Jumping on a tree stump, Little Chick chirped proudly: "I've managed to beat Lawrence, the First Vicar, in the Bloodborne DLC!"All the animals burst out laughing, saying: "YOU! You've managed to beat Lawrence? Don't be silly." [center][img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483387443408797697/893963448201932800/unknown.png[/img][/center] [right][i]Image caption: And the dish ran away with the spoon but they only made it as far as the state line before the FBI caught them and shot them both in the neck.[/i][/right] Next week I will attempt to rip up three phone booths and change my name to Geoff Capes. Incidentally, I meant phone books, not phone booths. If I could rip up a phone booth, frankly, I probably wouldn't be making Youtube videos, I would be holding small countries to ransom. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/692556220271296513/895073162184769557/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/YrN5Ftr.png[/img] [right][i]Image caption: So, if you've ever really wanted to get a woman's head and spine, and then ram her hair down your sink, this is probably the closest you're gonna get without being arrested.[/i][/right] Ah, Thomas the Tank Engine. I remember being very disappointed when I was young that he wasn't actually a tank. But anyway, he was like a steam train and he went around the island of Sodor...which now that I say it out loud kind of sounds like a land out of a bad fantasy novel and kind of sounds like a sexual act that's illegal in Scotland. This is the red engine whose name was HOOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT which was a nightmare when Ringo Starr was reading out the stories. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/692556220271296513/900521027451379712/unknown.png[/img] [right][i]Image caption: Also available: Cinnamon raisin bagel chips and...Everything. That is the flavour. Everything. It tastes of literally everything. It tastes of cats' bumholes, it tastes of neutron stars, it tastes of concept of irony.[/i][/right] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/625627077441486848/901278589822066718/unknown.png[/img] Let's start with pirates because everything's better with pirates, except...maybe Somalia. Prinz Brau. Beer. IT'S THE ONLY ONE BREWED WITH PURE ALASKA WATER. YOU FU**ING HEAR THAT?? I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. RUNNING UP AND DOWN THE ROADS AND SPEAKING TO YOUR MATES GOING "ooo there are [i]three[/i] beers brewed with pure Alaska water". YOU'RE FULL OF SHI*. THIS IS THE ONLY ONE. THE ONLY ONE. YOU FU**ING HEAR ME?? THEre will be trouble!! There will be trouble if you keep repeating it!! You can tell it's Lego cause, look, they gave you all spare little extra bits to make sure there's nothing missing. Well, that was good of them, but I kinda wish the whole thing was missing, I'll be honest with you. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334434457190662154/904890927607328818/unknown.png[/img] [right][i]Image caption: HEY, remember when Pikachu looked like this? And you jumped off the roof because you've scored some bad acid and you thought you could fly?[/i][/right] Look at the serving suggestion. It's just some purple sweet potatoes sitting in an infinite void of a sort of pastel lavender colour. I do not actually own a void of any colour so I'm afraid I can't actually run that serving suggestion. Who lives in a pineapple at the bottom of the sea? Miscellaneous black stick. (...) It's this. I don't know what this is. I don't know if it's meat, fish, fruit, plastic, the thoughts of evildoers. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483387443408797697/911813167313715250/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/692556220271296513/912452067841437776/unknown.png[/img] [right][i]Image caption: Chernobyl the Chick. They've put a bib on it not cause it spills its food but because its own eyes run down its face.[/i][/right] I wonder what you get in an Easter cracker... You open it up, it's Jesus of Nazareth! *snaps cracker* OOH- bloody hell, that was loud! That actually made my right ear ring, that's amazing! You could probably destroy the houses of Parliament with enough of these things, bloody hell. [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483387443408797697/915038323960057946/unknown.png[/img] It's an interesting slice of history from a time where sanity was optional, unlike today where of course sanity is strictly prohibited. As they say, the proof of the pudding is in the food poisoning. Ha ha ha ha! Another child to toil in my tin mines! "[i]The Prophecy of Telor[/i]!" "I am Telor. My prophecy states that NFTs will be a good investment." Don't forget the two follow-up quests: [i]The Bankrupcy of Telor[/i] and [i]The Divorce of Telor[/i].
ASHENS SPOTLIGHT

It has a realistic sound effect. Just the one, apparently.

The resemblance is uncanny! Sadly, not to me.

The R-Zone itself just provides the controls, and presumably the processing, and shines light through it which is then reflected off a mirror and into your eyes where your brain tells you it's crap.

We know how this game works: two men rip their arms off and throw them at each other and they instantly regrow. That's realistic, is it. I don't know what sort of world you're living in...freaks.

However, if you're uploading unedited footage to the internet for other people to see, you don't really deserve to have a video camera. Or the ability to breathe.

Why does the Persian Gulf Battle feature a bloke in a canoe. Pretty sure that's not standard warfare over there.

"Racing car - when the game begins, runway background far away (including house, mountains and clouds) game level and the racing of the two sides will appear on the screen."
Wow, that was almost poetic.

Some day in 21st century, the earth was attached by exotic.

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Let's build our own speakers, then! *gasps* How exciting! It's like Lego for imbeciles!

Stay fresh, cheese bags.

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Bread bags! Oh god, they're huge! You could suffocate...oof, probably 5 toddlers with a single one of these. Fantastic!

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Packbuster! Your guarantee of tetanus, you've let me down.

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Go go, Power Rangers! Straight into the bin!

I don't think this could be used for interrogating hoodlums.

The Airphone 4 - it's like a phone, only............air. No, I don't really understand that either.

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The vibe here is kind of like a ginger Jesus being menaced by a giant metal spider.

LUHTPUSS Handy Game! ...and we don't know what LTPS stands for. Laughably transparent piece of sh*t? Quite possibly.

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In for a penny, in for a...severed foot.

The Spirit of Christmas. I see, a very evil spirit. Or possibly just vodka.

"Hours of play." Low quality play but play nonetheless.

I have no idea what "Sunday punch and kick" are. Are they martial arts that you reserve for church?

"Sir Topham Hatt." Brilliant. I'll be giving him an even more offensive name like...sir W*nkshaft McSh*tstain or something but that probably explains why I don't write children's television.

They look like Lego instructions written by a madman.

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And (has) just sort of a face of a startled embryo.

"Why would I do such a thing??", you scream as you tear your hair from your scalp.

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That is the look of somebody who snapped several years ago but has only just been able to afford an axe.

I don't think it is a radio, I think it just tunes directly into Hell.

And, as ever, there is a spare battery included because the battery life is so phenomenally poor that they give you a second one so you can swap it out if you want to do something crazy like, I don't know...make a call.

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TARDIS, of course, is an abbreviation for "Tony's A Really Dismal Information Specialist".

His retinas have escaped from his eyes and are rolling down his face.

Now, the thing about video games is they have a very short shelf life. Like milk, only completely different.

The infamous not-very-good heaphones which just make all your music sound muffled and crap as if it's being played to you through a damp and slightly moldy towel.

Isaac Newton is spinning in his grave because it's made out of ice.

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Stage two of its development?? Are you mad?? I'm not gonna let it reach stage two, that's one step closer to stage three where it summons the many-angled ones to feast on the minds of men!!

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Polly Pocket seems to have gone completely insane like some sort of Nazi scientist, has killed all her pets, has skinned them and is repurposing them as inanimate objects. (...) They're still alive! (...) So Polly Pocket is like some sort of comic book villain now, is she, who's got like a team of mad surgeons who run around repurposing her animals as semi-inanimate objects??

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Image caption: LOOK AT ME, MUTHA. I MAY 'AVE A POIPLE 'EAD BUT I CAN FLY.

I have this weird feeling that the microwave gave me a stare of pure hate as I put this in.

During the last 20 seconds of microwaving, it made terrifying banging noises, I don't know if it was trying to escape or something... Or maybe it was the microwave suppressing a gag reflex.

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"Collect all styles!" You must collect all styles or your family will be burned.

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"That'll draw your arse up to your elbows", as my aunt would say if she was here and particularly wanted to say that for some reason.

And here we've got space Gandhi.

Naught to 5 sad onions? Ooo more poisonous than usual.

Only one thing can make us feel better - a nice, welcoming, jolly Father Christmas face and, unfortunately, I haven't got any of those. Instead, I've got these terrifying, dead-eyed monstrosities. "Santa Head Decoration", NorthStar again. Great for trees, doors, walls and...mirrors?? I'm not letting these things near a mirror, they'd probably cause some world-ending supernatural event. These are for the insides of bins and nothing else.

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Image caption: Big Sheet.

Maybe Jesus got bored, dressed up as Thor, got himself a hammer, went out and killed some aliens whilst having inhuman knees and a light-up chest. Hey, it's a hobby!

It was like a weird...umm...sort of plastic mould and you stuck one of these Terminator endoskeletons into it- a toy one, not a real one, they're very dangerous. And then, through some sort of mixed-up liquid, it all came and covered it and then turned into like gooey flesh stuff and you had a gooey Arnie and you could peel his flesh off. My main memory of it, actually, is a teacher telling us that he went into a toy shop and had to queue behind somebody who asked the person on the desk "I need some more bio-flesh for my Terminator". Yes, they didn't know what he was talking about and it was all very confusing. And they probably had him arrested.

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YOU CHOICE - THE GOOSE.

I was injecting cider directly into my eyeball when I was 7 years old.

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Image caption: Heavily medicated psychopath who's running along with some medieval weaponry in front of a cannon and a smashed-up wall - because all kids want smashed-up walls.

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Image caption: This isn't a man who combats fires. This is a man who starts fires, probably with his mind.

"WARNING - CHOKING HAZARD" Good! I look forward to it!

"Most sets contain 1 Halo figure, 1 weapon, 1 block and collector sheet inside!" What do you mean "most sets"? Do some of them not have a figure in them? Is it just full of dead moths or something?

Kith Quiver.

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What happens is, you pull down his head - and his arse flies off!

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"Next week - Capcom vs that woman from the grocery st-"

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Maybe that's his name. "Roger Cedric That"

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Image caption: "Anyway... anyway. It's just not worth getting semi-skimmed milk."
"oh GOD, not this AGAIN."

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Shaun Sheep the. The nova of the ocean of the cleverness.

Bloody hell, it's Halloween again! Can you believe it... Time to sing the Halloween song, everyone!
"A."
It's a very short song.

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The famous master making guitars are: Nicola Amati (nicolas, Marty), Antonio Stradivari (Antonio Stella bottom tile), and Giuseppe Guarneri (ji plug pu • melon nai);

Salt-flavoured chicken skin.

I AM THON, EAT MY SPREAD.

He's just sort of bumbling along on stumps, which is also the name of a really good folk album.

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Gordon Ramsay, eat your corrugated forehead out.

Just when you think you've reached seaweed shaving saturation, it needs more. MORE.

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I'm gonna crush up some Paracetamol and huff up- *laughs* Don't actually do that, for Christ's sake. Great way to make your liver fail.

"Keep away from fire & extreme sources of heat" Sh*t! I was gonna use it as a crash helmet when I flew to the Sun!

DIE CAST METAL PLASTIC
MAKE-YOUR-F***ING-MIND-UP
play set!

You can just ping one, it'll take out somebody's retina or fly straight under the fgnkin sofa and you'll never see it again.

A stealth traffic cone.

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Image caption: Which I think is supposed to be a Christmas tree but actually seems to be made out of six different mold spores?

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Image caption: Multi-functional stand-ear.

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Image caption: Angers asemble

That film was so bad that you've had your Hanks demoted to a single Hank, Tom.

Well, on the plus side, I've discovered that if you turn them over, you can form a big picture of Mars which is going to be discovered next Thursday so keep your eye out for that.

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F*CKING INFLATABLE F*CKING CROWN

Ashens: This was always a figure I quite liked mainly because, at the time sort of, figures of female characters tend to be a bit poo. They often had sort of weird skimpy armour and giant breasts and stuff, whereas she just really looks like she means business. She looks like she knows what she's doing and has no compassion at all, which is kind of what you want from your enemies.
me: That's something you want from your girlfriend.

Utter palm wind

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Image caption: Obviously it's depicting the popular Christian icon Jesus of Nazareth, it has a very large chocolate coin strapped to the back of his head for some reason, but when you look closer, you realise that this, in fact, isn't a religious figure - this is the singer Chris Rea with heartburn. ... It's obviously Chris Rea, look- it could not look more like Chris Rea. He's on The Road to Hell and indigestion tablets.

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I was born to do one thing - to take the p*ss out of substandard products.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... KNOCKOFFS. BLOODY KNOCKOFFS.

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Image caption: I'm going for...grizzled person who lives under an overpass?

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Ooo...spooky aliens. Ooo they're giant aliens, muther. I don't laek them, they've come to steal the black puddin.

This is good popcorn for anybody who doesn't like the smell of popcorn because the popcorny smell is entirely overriden by a weird stench of some kind of-... I don't know how to describe it-... burning pig candle??

Little Chick arrived at the fair. Before the Egg Hunt began all the young animals gathered together. They were older and bigger than Little Chick. Each was saying how they would find the Golden Egg. Jumping on a tree stump, Little Chick chirped proudly: "I've managed to beat Lawrence, the First Vicar, in the Bloodborne DLC!"All the animals burst out laughing, saying: "YOU! You've managed to beat Lawrence? Don't be silly."
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Next week I will attempt to rip up three phone booths and change my name to Geoff Capes. Incidentally, I meant phone books, not phone booths. If I could rip up a phone booth, frankly, I probably wouldn't be making Youtube videos, I would be holding small countries to ransom.

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Ah, Thomas the Tank Engine. I remember being very disappointed when I was young that he wasn't actually a tank. But anyway, he was like a steam train and he went around the island of Sodor...which now that I say it out loud kind of sounds like a land out of a bad fantasy novel and kind of sounds like a sexual act that's illegal in Scotland.

This is the red engine whose name was HOOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT which was a nightmare when Ringo Starr was reading out the stories.

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Let's start with pirates because everything's better with pirates, except...maybe Somalia.

Prinz Brau.
Beer.
IT'S THE ONLY ONE BREWED WITH PURE ALASKA WATER. YOU FU**ING HEAR THAT?? I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. RUNNING UP AND DOWN THE ROADS AND SPEAKING TO YOUR MATES GOING "ooo there are three beers brewed with pure Alaska water". YOU'RE FULL OF SHI*. THIS IS THE ONLY ONE. THE ONLY ONE. YOU FU**ING HEAR ME?? THEre will be trouble!! There will be trouble if you keep repeating it!!

You can tell it's Lego cause, look, they gave you all spare little extra bits to make sure there's nothing missing. Well, that was good of them, but I kinda wish the whole thing was missing, I'll be honest with you.

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Image caption: HEY, remember when Pikachu looked like this? And you jumped off the roof because you've scored some bad acid and you thought you could fly?

Look at the serving suggestion. It's just some purple sweet potatoes sitting in an infinite void of a sort of pastel lavender colour. I do not actually own a void of any colour so I'm afraid I can't actually run that serving suggestion.

Who lives in a pineapple at the bottom of the sea? Miscellaneous black stick. (...) It's this. I don't know what this is. I don't know if it's meat, fish, fruit, plastic, the thoughts of evildoers.

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Image caption: Chernobyl the Chick. They've put a bib on it not cause it spills its food but because its own eyes run down its face.

I wonder what you get in an Easter cracker... You open it up, it's Jesus of Nazareth!

*snaps cracker* OOH- bloody hell, that was loud! That actually made my right ear ring, that's amazing! You could probably destroy the houses of Parliament with enough of these things, bloody hell.

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It's an interesting slice of history from a time where sanity was optional, unlike today where of course sanity is strictly prohibited.

As they say, the proof of the pudding is in the food poisoning.

Ha ha ha ha! Another child to toil in my tin mines!

"The Prophecy of Telor!" "I am Telor. My prophecy states that NFTs will be a good investment." Don't forget the two follow-up quests: The Bankrupcy of Telor and The Divorce of Telor.
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