Ski Jumping
Bekreg:
The thing that stomp-stomp-stomped up to the sign up desk looked a little like a mound of DIRT... a Mound of Dirt with ANGRY EYES... the Fae behind the desk cringed a little, and shoved a form out.
"WHAT ARE YO)U LOOKING AT?" Bellowed the angry pile of dirt. ...he was infested. With... ah... Frogs. And... a Bird or... possibly two. It was kind of hard to see, actually, as he'd strapped snowshoes on to prevent himself from sinking into the snow due to his significant weight... and he was wearing a scarf that threatened to smuffocate him. And at least one of the Frogs too.
"Sign Here." was the cautious, monotone reply. The huge Snapper stepped up to grasp the pen and began to fill out the form. A bird perched behind one wing began to scream incessantly at the poor dragon in the line behind him, and he didn't seem to notice. Honestly, the little Fae was glad the scarf looked like it muffled his JAW too. Was it true, that a snapper's jaws could break a fae in half? She did NOT want to find out.
"BEKREG!" he shouted, "SKI JUMPING!" The fae stared a moment. Ooooohhh.... right. She snatched up the finished form, and pointed out the direction to go... righto then. Yes, moving along, moving along.
The huge Snapper stomp-slush-stomped through the snow, like a soldier marching through the fields to war... if he noticed the incessant chatter and sounds of his... infestation... he didn't seem to show it. Or maybe that wasn't a passing Dragon he was talking to when he muttered, "oh shut up." Why were Frogs so... Judgemental, anyway? He could do the Ski Jump! Just because he couldn't FLY didn't mean he couldn't FALL... and what was jumping off a curved ramp anyway, except FALLING... controllably.
That would be the sticking point. Could he fall, and not... die. Yes. That would be the thing.
A Snapper in the stands waved a banner and cheered, accompanied by a bevy of chirping singing birds perched on her own glade-like body and round horns- she must be his mate. She had a frog or two on HER too... and maybe a few cats, at her warm feet. Yes. Oh Yes. (Maybe she would bring home a CAT, she thought... so many nice CATS here!) Altinak waved her banner again, a knitted thing the same color as Bekreg's Scarf- cheering him on. He Harrumphed as he marched up the ramp to exchange his snowshoes for skies...
The crowd got a little... quiet... a lot of whispers and mutterings as his infestation started to flee into the nooks and crannies of his great form and the small amount of gear he had on. He snapped a pair of goggles over his still ANGRY eyes... why did he always have Angry Eyes? He didn't do much more than set his jaw, as a snapper contingent in the crowd put up a cheer for him. He simply stepped up, and HEAVED himself off the platform- down the slope- ducking his head and plastering his 'wings' against his body.
A few frogs and several birds may have been left in the wake of it, but no doubt they'd find him again... he SWOOOOOOSHED down the ramp, and the goggles hid any expression he might have had as he Hurtled off the end of it, and up... up... up into the air.
Was a Snapper /supposed/ to take flight that way? Flung end over end, side over side, and possibly a few other directions as well- shedding frogs and bugs and birds and even a snake or two.... great glademother, what did that Dragon DO that all those things mistook him for a pile of dirt?
As he neared the ground again, he tried opening and flapping his useless wings to slow himself, and the sound of his bellowing voice came into hearing range.... yep, he was screaming.
It was gunna HURT when he landed, he just knew it.
Now if only he landed on his SKIS... that would be great. Just Great.
(Cameo by Altinak:)