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TOPIC | Cursed Existence - A Roast Shop ( FULL )
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@Hex

Could i be added to both ping lists please? These are glorious~~
@Hex

Could i be added to both ping lists please? These are glorious~~
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[columns][color=transparent]xxxxxx[/color][nextcol] [b]@Exiwa ::[/b] you chose the big order here so this post is going to be a bit longer, but I'm sure it'll be easier to navigate your lair, clearly! I mean, you have a definite aesthetic in your main page and post layout so surely that means it extends to your lair too-- it'll be nice to flip through the tabs and look at each dragon, and-- [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/UucEeEX.png[/img][/center] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/9QuzTI0.gif[/img][/center] [i]w h y . . .[/i] ------ [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/58315995][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/583160/58315995_350.png[/img][/url][/center] the first thing I look for in a lair when doing these things are dressed dragons -- my eyes scour over lairs like a hawk searching for prey, any clashing tones or vulnerable little things more than obvious in my sight. The moment I see something, I swoop down and shred into it, and this guy just made it [i]too easy[/i]. I could go on an on about this monster lad, how his tea obsession and late-evening bathrobe say too much of his character, but the fedora -- oh god that FEDORA. [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/SawMCsb.png[/img][/center] he is the living, breathing, all-terrible version of the m'lady meme and it was so blantantly obvious that I feel CHEAP leaning on it, but alas -- it had to be done. I was the one to fall on this sword. Tundras confirmed for fedora trash 2020. ------ [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/60682453][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/606825/60682453_350.png[/img][/url][/center] I can't tell if the dragon is called birb here or if it's just a perch shaped like a dragon with all the birds being the actual creatures. The fact that he seems to come from a lineage of other birbs does NOT help either. His brothers and sisters are all called Bird, his parents are Birb, are they all just cuckoo birds who laid eggs in dragon nests and tricked them into raising them? They're skydancers, so they're basically just overgrown birds, maybe they assumed the birds were simply runts? I have too many questions and not nearly enough answers, yet at the same time I cannot bring myself to delve into this any further. [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/LktipxA.png[/img][/center] ------ sometimes people use their hibernal den as a shame corner for all the dragons that don't quite fit in, sometimes they use it as extra storage, sometimes they use it as their main lair -- I don't judge on that! But Sometimes. Just Sometimes... I come across absolute shrek monstrosities like this lady. [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/58025392][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/580254/58025392_350.png[/img][/url][/center] Why. Why is she there, why does she linger, why does she have a skin and a SPEAR. WHO ARMED THIS GAL WHEN HER LOOKS DO DAMAGE ENOUGH. Who in their right mind looked at those colours, those colours that NORMALLY GO WELL TOGETHER and said "hrm, let's just.... choose the genes that clash the most with each other. But wait, [i]wait[/i]--- not only that, let's throw a maroon skin on top just to add that extra little pop of colour." Look at her now. She had potential, she didn't ask for this fate and yet here you've locked her away in her shame. There's no lore, no actual apparel, nothing to even explain why she is as she is and I now live in fear that this absolute unit of a pasta noodle is going to hunt me down in my sleep. ------ [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/iBSuWUn.png[/img][/center] most of your dragons are undressed, unskinned or just wearing a scarf and I have to wonder, is your lair a nudist colony? Are your dragons opposed to the feeling of fabric against their scales and fur? Do they throw away the shackles of society imposing social standards on them and the expectations that come with it? For heck's sake, not a single one of them is wearing pants and yet a MIDDLE AGED TUNDRA is able to wander about in his evening bathrobe sipping tea and calling everyone [i]M'LADY[/i] in the middle of the night. Are they all like this? Do they all just take turns wearing the bathrobe? Do they ever wash it? Who is in charge here? ------ [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/58620338][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/586204/58620338_350.png[/img][/url][/center] I--- you know. [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/rOlPtuv.png[/img][/center] sure. Chestnut. [center][emoji=pink star size=1] [size=1]sipp squad SUMMON @Seijuurou @Exiwa @Amayai @Sucrose @TempestDragon @Dalilah @hymns @willowlight7 @ladylilitu[/size][/center] [nextcol][color=transparent]xxxxxx[/color][/columns]
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@Exiwa ::

you chose the big order here so this post is going to be a bit longer, but I'm sure it'll be easier to navigate your lair, clearly! I mean, you have a definite aesthetic in your main page and post layout so surely that means it extends to your lair too-- it'll be nice to flip through the tabs and look at each dragon, and--
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w h y . . .

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the first thing I look for in a lair when doing these things are dressed dragons -- my eyes scour over lairs like a hawk searching for prey, any clashing tones or vulnerable little things more than obvious in my sight. The moment I see something, I swoop down and shred into it, and this guy just made it too easy.

I could go on an on about this monster lad, how his tea obsession and late-evening bathrobe say too much of his character, but the fedora -- oh god that FEDORA.
SawMCsb.png

he is the living, breathing, all-terrible version of the m'lady meme and it was so blantantly obvious that I feel CHEAP leaning on it, but alas -- it had to be done. I was the one to fall on this sword. Tundras confirmed for fedora trash 2020.

60682453_350.png

I can't tell if the dragon is called birb here or if it's just a perch shaped like a dragon with all the birds being the actual creatures. The fact that he seems to come from a lineage of other birbs does NOT help either. His brothers and sisters are all called Bird, his parents are Birb, are they all just cuckoo birds who laid eggs in dragon nests and tricked them into raising them? They're skydancers, so they're basically just overgrown birds, maybe they assumed the birds were simply runts? I have too many questions and not nearly enough answers, yet at the same time I cannot bring myself to delve into this any further.
LktipxA.png


sometimes people use their hibernal den as a shame corner for all the dragons that don't quite fit in, sometimes they use it as extra storage, sometimes they use it as their main lair -- I don't judge on that! But Sometimes. Just Sometimes... I come across absolute shrek monstrosities like this lady.
58025392_350.png

Why. Why is she there, why does she linger, why does she have a skin and a SPEAR. WHO ARMED THIS GAL WHEN HER LOOKS DO DAMAGE ENOUGH. Who in their right mind looked at those colours, those colours that NORMALLY GO WELL TOGETHER and said "hrm, let's just.... choose the genes that clash the most with each other. But wait, wait--- not only that, let's throw a maroon skin on top just to add that extra little pop of colour."

Look at her now. She had potential, she didn't ask for this fate and yet here you've locked her away in her shame. There's no lore, no actual apparel, nothing to even explain why she is as she is and I now live in fear that this absolute unit of a pasta noodle is going to hunt me down in my sleep.

iBSuWUn.png
most of your dragons are undressed, unskinned or just wearing a scarf and I have to wonder, is your lair a nudist colony? Are your dragons opposed to the feeling of fabric against their scales and fur? Do they throw away the shackles of society imposing social standards on them and the expectations that come with it? For heck's sake, not a single one of them is wearing pants and yet a MIDDLE AGED TUNDRA is able to wander about in his evening bathrobe sipping tea and calling everyone M'LADY in the middle of the night.

Are they all like this? Do they all just take turns wearing the bathrobe? Do they ever wash it? Who is in charge here?

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I---

you know.
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sure. Chestnut.
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@Hex oh my goooosh I nearly forgot about this, thank you for the great surprise!! Can I have permission to put that meme of Dar in her bio? I'd credit you of course
@Hex oh my goooosh I nearly forgot about this, thank you for the great surprise!! Can I have permission to put that meme of Dar in her bio? I'd credit you of course
Someday, the whole sky is going to light up, and it's gonna say, "TILT."
And that's gonna be the end of the world.

Artshop * Adopts * Skins
[columns][color=transparent]xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx[/color][nextcol] [b]@TomSwifty ::[/b] Thank you for your patience again qwq And of course! You’re allowed to do whatever you’d like with the memes / post, links back to the thread would be much appreciated <3 [center][emoji=pink star size=1][/center] [nextcol][color=transparent]xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx[/color][/columns]
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@TomSwifty ::
Thank you for your patience again qwq
And of course! You’re allowed to do whatever you’d like with the memes / post, links back to the thread would be much appreciated <3
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@Hex oh hecc oh gosh I need to be on the pinglist for when this opens again, I need my trash lair roasted like the dumpster fire it is
@Hex oh hecc oh gosh I need to be on the pinglist for when this opens again, I need my trash lair roasted like the dumpster fire it is


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[columns][color=transparent]xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx[/color][nextcol] [b]@Wintaclu ::[/b] sounds good! I'll add you to the slot list then! [center][emoji=pink star size=1][/center] [nextcol][color=transparent]xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx[/color][/columns]
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@Wintaclu ::
sounds good! I'll add you to the slot list then!
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OHHH I can buy criticism!? I feed off of criticism!

Unfortunately, I’ll have to starve for a bit because I am tight on currency.....unless you are willing to trade for a bio? No clue when I’ll be available, but until then may I be snuck into the ping list? Thaaaaank youuuuu


Edit: lol forgot to ping @hex
OHHH I can buy criticism!? I feed off of criticism!

Unfortunately, I’ll have to starve for a bit because I am tight on currency.....unless you are willing to trade for a bio? No clue when I’ll be available, but until then may I be snuck into the ping list? Thaaaaank youuuuu


Edit: lol forgot to ping @hex
GalaxyKitten1454

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[columns][color=transparent]xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx[/color][nextcol] [b]@GalaxyKitten1454 ::[/b] gktjsrgksgrth I'm subbed since it's a p important thread to me so no need to ping, but thanks anyway! Did you want to be added to the slot pinglist, the sip squad, or both? Sip squad is basically pinged any time there's a post so they can enjoy it too. [center][emoji=pink star size=1][/center] [nextcol][color=transparent]xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx[/color][/columns]
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@GalaxyKitten1454 ::
gktjsrgksgrth I'm subbed since it's a p important thread to me so no need to ping, but thanks anyway! Did you want to be added to the slot pinglist, the sip squad, or both?
Sip squad is basically pinged any time there's a post so they can enjoy it too.
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Ahhhh

Both?
Ahhhh

Both?
GalaxyKitten1454

Friend | Sales

Only the Cats Care
=^._.^=
About

Hello!! I am proud to announce that I have a hatchery, book, raffle, and bio service on FR! Please visit my clan profile for links to all four. Please be patient with me, as I am autistic (and a proud member of the Arcane Starcatchers Association)

[columns][color=transparent]xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx[/color][nextcol] [b]@GalaxyKitten1454 ::[/b] sure! will do! [center][emoji=pink star size=1][/center] [nextcol][color=transparent]xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx[/color][/columns]
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@GalaxyKitten1454 ::
sure! will do!
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