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hallo my name is Hex and welcome to my cursed life
I live for bad jokes and light ribbing about simple things, and so decided the best way to share this truly terrible interest was to open things up to rip into your own lair / aesthetics
[s]I know, I'm truly just so kind[/s]
A bit of info on how this WORKS ::
• I'll peek through your lair and choose a few dragons / aesthetics and shred into them
• this can include themes, specific colours, dragon or clan lore -- basically anything
• obviously some dragons are easier to roast than others, obvious joke dragons may be an absolute magnet for these things but your prized babies may also receive the [i]love[/i] instead
• memes may be made depending on motivation and fuel, are they quality though? Who knows. Depends on who you ask.
• literally everything here is meant out of [b]fun and love[/b], so please don't take anything said here seriously! This is merely meant to be something fun and snarky to make people laugh or allow a bit of playful ribbing between each other -- heck, I can hardly say much since my lair is aesthetic trash at the moment.
• [b]feel free to comment / post chatting about the posts / memes![/b]
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hallo my name is Hex and welcome to my cursed life
I live for bad jokes and light ribbing about simple things, and so decided the best way to share this truly terrible interest was to open things up to rip into your own lair / aesthetics
I know, I'm truly just so kind
A bit of info on how this WORKS ::
• I'll peek through your lair and choose a few dragons / aesthetics and shred into them
• this can include themes, specific colours, dragon or clan lore -- basically anything
• obviously some dragons are easier to roast than others, obvious joke dragons may be an absolute magnet for these things but your prized babies may also receive the love instead
• memes may be made depending on motivation and fuel, are they quality though? Who knows. Depends on who you ask.
• literally everything here is meant out of fun and love, so please don't take anything said here seriously! This is merely meant to be something fun and snarky to make people laugh or allow a bit of playful ribbing between each other -- heck, I can hardly say much since my lair is aesthetic trash at the moment.
• feel free to comment / post chatting about the posts / memes!
divider images made by PoisonedPaper
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• 125G/162,000T per dragon with a [b]5 dragon cap[/b] (see below for 'dragon cap' info) per order please, tips are also welcome but not mandatory (250G/2, 500G/4, etc. )
• please ping me with your order and send a CR with payment once agreed upon, the CR will [i]only[/i] be accepted once the [s]terrible[/s] post is made
• you can choose exactly which dragons you'd like me to [s]roast[/s] comment on or just give free reign of your lair to pick from, I'll always find something to poke at. Please keep in mind that exact dragons may lengthen the time it takes since it limits my options, same with lairs that are all undressed or no-lore dragons.
• [i]groupings[/i] of dragons or a specific theme are only counted as [b]one[/b] dragon equivalent -- roasts will either be a generalized theme between multiple dragons or calling out a [i]specifically [/i]horrible stain in your midst. [b]Dragon Cap[/b] is simply the number of specific themes / things / or individual dragons I roast, does not always translate to x number of individual dragons.
• the shop itself is [i]first come first served via payment[/i], once payment is sent I'll add you to the slot, I can't hold slots at the moment
• once slots are full, I can add people to a ping-list, but otherwise y'all will have to sit down with a good cup of dark roast and wait
• please have some patience, depending on how complex / large / simple your lair is it may take me longer to do than others! Max wait time should be ~1-2 weeks, but could be longer if I'm not feeling mentally sound ( warning will be given ofc )
• you're more than welcome to link your roast in your profile or elsewhere so that you may always remember your shame. You're welcome.
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• 125G/162,000T per dragon with a 5 dragon cap (see below for 'dragon cap' info) per order please, tips are also welcome but not mandatory (250G/2, 500G/4, etc. )
• please ping me with your order and send a CR with payment once agreed upon, the CR will only be accepted once the terrible post is made
• you can choose exactly which dragons you'd like me to roast comment on or just give free reign of your lair to pick from, I'll always find something to poke at. Please keep in mind that exact dragons may lengthen the time it takes since it limits my options, same with lairs that are all undressed or no-lore dragons.
• groupings of dragons or a specific theme are only counted as one dragon equivalent -- roasts will either be a generalized theme between multiple dragons or calling out a specifically horrible stain in your midst. Dragon Cap is simply the number of specific themes / things / or individual dragons I roast, does not always translate to x number of individual dragons.
• the shop itself is first come first served via payment, once payment is sent I'll add you to the slot, I can't hold slots at the moment
• once slots are full, I can add people to a ping-list, but otherwise y'all will have to sit down with a good cup of dark roast and wait
• please have some patience, depending on how complex / large / simple your lair is it may take me longer to do than others! Max wait time should be ~1-2 weeks, but could be longer if I'm not feeling mentally sound ( warning will be given ofc )
• you're more than welcome to link your roast in your profile or elsewhere so that you may always remember your shame. You're welcome.
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for those who wanna know when slots open
or those who wanna see when people get roasted
grab a cup of coffee tbh
If you want to be removed from the slots PLEASE LET ME KNOW. I don't automatically remove people since there are some who express return interest, so please don't get upsetti spaghetti with me over not auto removing me. I don't know to unless you tell me <3
[b]Slots ::[/b] @[b][/b]Wolfkai @[b][/b]Seijuurou @[b][/b]TomSwifty @[b][/b]Exiwa @[b][/b]Embyrs @[b][/b]Amayai @[b][/b]Sucrose @[b][/b]Dalilah @[b][/b]hymns @[b][/b]willowlight7 @[b][/b]ladylilitu @[b][/b]MeraHunt @[b][/b]GalaxyKitten1454 @[b][/b]lemecrazy @[b][/b]keorano @[b][/b]valo @[b][/b]kleng @[b][/b]furo @[b][/b]plushstiel @[b][/b]ItsGigglez @[b][/b]ASinglePringle @[b][/b]Rohi @[b][/b]ClickTwelve @[b][/b]Final
[b]Sipp Squad ::[/b] @[b][/b]Seijuurou @[b][/b]Exiwa @[b][/b]Amayai @[b][/b]Sucrose @[b][/b]TempestDragon @[b][/b]Dalilah @[b][/b]hymns @[b][/b]willowlight7 @[b][/b]ladylilitu @[b][/b]MeraHunt @[b][/b]GalaxyKitten1454 @[b][/b]lemecrazy @[b][/b]keorano @[b][/b]Wintaclu @[b][/b]hannibals @[b][/b]plushstiel @[b][/b]Rohi @[b][/b]AWB
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for those who wanna know when slots open
or those who wanna see when people get roasted
grab a cup of coffee tbh
If you want to be removed from the slots PLEASE LET ME KNOW. I don't automatically remove people since there are some who express return interest, so please don't get upsetti spaghetti with me over not auto removing me. I don't know to unless you tell me <3
Slots :: @Wolfkai @Seijuurou @TomSwifty @Exiwa @Embyrs @Amayai @Sucrose @Dalilah @hymns @willowlight7 @ladylilitu @MeraHunt @GalaxyKitten1454 @lemecrazy @keorano @valo @kleng @furo @plushstiel @ItsGigglez @ASinglePringle @Rohi @ClickTwelve @Final
Sipp Squad :: @Seijuurou @Exiwa @Amayai @Sucrose @TempestDragon @Dalilah @hymns @willowlight7 @ladylilitu @MeraHunt @GalaxyKitten1454 @lemecrazy @keorano @Wintaclu @hannibals @plushstiel @Rohi @AWB
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reserved just in case because who really even knows anymore
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I thhhhhink everything is set up so this thread is tentatively o p e n ?
please have mercy if it isn't or if I'm slow, aaaaah
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I thhhhhink everything is set up so this thread is tentatively o p e n ?
please have mercy if it isn't or if I'm slow, aaaaah
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Hex
Oh boy oh boy oh BOY. I'll take a 3 dragon roast please. That'll be 105kT right? Math is not my strength
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Hex
Oh boy oh boy oh BOY. I'll take a 3 dragon roast please. That'll be 105kT right? Math is not my strength
and if i had wheels, i'd be a wagon
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[b]@Adrenaline ::[/b]
oh hecc yes we're doing this.
Send CR whenever ready and I'll add you to a slot and ping you when done!
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oh hecc yes we're doing this.
Send CR whenever ready and I'll add you to a slot and ping you when done!
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