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[columns][color=transparent]xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx[/color][nextcol] [b]@Wintaclu ::[/b] moved and updated <3 [center][emoji=pink star size=1][/center] [nextcol][color=transparent]xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx[/color][/columns]

@hex
I shall do exactly that.

[columns][nextcol] [b]@Iodine ::[/b] my skin is suddenly clear, I feel the warmth of the sun on my face, my crops are flourishing, my depression is cures, I am fully hydrated and every breath fills my lungs with LIFE. LOOK AT THIS LAIR. Tabs. Pages. Colour organization. [i]PEARLCATCHERS[/i]. I can tab through things and it makes sense... perfection, gorgeous, a gift to this worl. The first tab is mashed colours and a total mess compared to the rest but REGARDLESS. [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/hasrjYR.png[/img][/center] ------ [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/22166766][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/221668/22166766_350.png[/img][/url][/center] You know, I'm usually the first to say that Pearlcatchers are the best breed on site -- after all, there's a [i]reason[/i] lightweaver decided to redo her mistake with imperials and create the FAR SUPERIOR pearly pals. Their arrogance is as hefty as the pearl they clutch -- and with good REASON. Look at them, look at that pose, that flair, that pure CONFIDENCE and oozed through every little stride they take. That being said: I don't think I've seen a pearlcatcher that oozes as much arrogance as Khada does. He looks like the absolute BIRTHRIGHT to the Pearlcatcher line, stained with colours that could only ever be approved by the lightweaver herself. This boy is about as much of the 'light blessed gremlin' as one could possible hope for. Step aside, XXY cream light-eyed G1 wildclaw, [i]Khada[/i] is in town. The only thing missing from his absolute light-nerd getup is the sunchaser bits, but knowing him he'd likely ruin them in one of his apparently [i]many[/i] tantrums. I'm torn between loving this absolute monstrosity of a pearlcatcher and throwing him in the pear wiggler for his crimes on both taste and manners, so I'll just have to settle with this for the time being: [center][url=https://i.imgur.com/vXqW7gI.png][img]https://i.imgur.com/BrqcT4h.png[/img][/url] [i]heccing light trash children thinking they're better than us ol' proper pearls... [s]click through for better rez[/s][/i][/center] ------ [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/38939645][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/389397/38939645_350.png[/img][/url][/center] Oh no. Oh no this is almost too easy. You took the most American-themed dragon in the game, the western dragon base and decked her out in the most East-Asian themed items possible. What is this gal's charge? Weeb trash? Is she the guardian of all things Asian themed and about to cry to us about her biggest waifu and how the previous week's waifu is NO LONGER VALID :tm: because of some now-canon relationship in this week's episode? I feel torn, because on one hand it's clear that she tried, and while she's rocking the aesthetic it's much the same as someone going to a convention ready to blast off about their innate addiction of whatever character they're dressed as to the first person to ask them about [i]anything[/i]. "I MADE MY PAULDRONS OUT OF CARDBOARD AND FOAM." "Oh that's cool but wh--" "THEY'RE ACTUALLY REALLY LIGHT AND EASY TO WEAR BUT YOU KNOW, IT WAS DIFFICULT TO GET THEM ACCURATE TO SEASON 4'S ALTERATIONS WITH--" "Ah, uh... Yeah okay that's near but I just want to know where the washrooms a--" "THE REAL TRICKY PART WAS THE MANE THOUGH, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TUNDRAS I HAD TO SHAVE FOR THIS THING?" [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/1gjfvX8.png[/img] no. no I haven't and please, by the arcanist, don't TELL ME.[/center] ------ [center][url=https://i.imgur.com/1e7k5tI.png][img]https://i.imgur.com/mC3kPki.png[/img][/url] click-through for better rez gdi FR[/center] Lightweaver has one active child in her lair who [i]also happens to be Boston[/i] and you decide to shame her like this? By subjecting yet another dragon to furry heck? What did Boston ever do to deserve this flea-ridden fate? You took a perfectly good pasta noodle and covered him in fur and edge. ON TOP OF THAT he's not even the only absolute wolfaboo unit in your lair. Why is there a hippy wolfaboo with ping shades? Why the lich wolfaboo? Who let the dogs out? Who will call the dog catchers? I need answers to too many questions here, but in the end the result is all the same: Lightweaver does [b]not approve.[/b] [center][emoji=pink star size=1] [size=1]sipp squad SUMMON @Seijuurou @Exiwa @Amayai @Sucrose @TempestDragon @Dalilah @hymns @willowlight7 @ladylilitu @MeraHunt @GalaxyKitten1454 @lemecrazy @keorano @wintaclu[/size][/center] [nextcol][/columns]

[columns][nextcol] [b]@Seijuurou ::[/b] Alright alright alright, what a night to get back into this. Here I've been enjoying the last few days of incessant pestering and prods over PMs so it's time I pester all of you hecks instead. Let's see what we have tonight... It-- hrm. Hrm. Hrm! [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/qbVmNe2.png[/img][/center] I understand that tabs are a terrifying concept full of the unknown, but I can promise you that they are, in actuality, your friend. The tabs cannot hurt you, the tabs will protect you from the chaos of an unorganized lair -- hecc, you even seem to understand the concept given the state of your hibernal den! But instead, you've decided to chuck all 61 of these dragons in the same tab as if they live in the same house. Sure, they're all in the same city but how does one NAVIGATE THIS. Do I ask a neighbour for help? For directions? Am I allowed to ask anyone? Do they all live together crammed into one tiny house? Who knows. ------ right away there is the bane of my existence in your den: furry heck and marva eyes, but we're just going to pretend like I didn't see either of them so I can focus on these walnuts instead. [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/55059846][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/550599/55059846_350.png[/img][/url][/center] Wh-- who looked at this feathery lass and was like 'ah yes, this muddy mess of feathers definitely has what it takes to be a cowboy rather than an oversized feather duster, clearly this is a good idea.' I can't figure out if this was her actual dream or if it was imposed on her by someone else. Does she look happy about it? I have no idea. I can't tell if that's just her resting heck face or if she's regretting every moment of her choice of profession. Sure, she made herself fairly snazzy but we all know those sleeves won't stay white for long when dealing with cattle. We're going to do things a little differently, because all I can think of with her is just... [url=https://gifsound.com/?gif=https%3A%2F%2Fwww1.flightrising.com%2Frendern%2F350%2F550599%2F55059846_350.png%3Fmtime%3DXwcSLgAB9qk&v=iATzGO_VYrg]this is how she sounds. This is what she says. This is her life.[/url] ------ [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/14057627][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/140577/14057627_350.png[/img][/url][/center] look at this absolute unit of nerd magician power packed to the brim with daddy issues -- I'm not sure if I should love him or hate him for the sheer sugar nonsense he's built on. All I can think of is this fluffy little carnivore tun yearning for his adoptive father's attention and being shunned time and time again. Sure, it all worked out in the end, but in another universe... [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/Wwijaj0.png[/img] [i]queue the edgy 'IN THE END---' music here as Mauve walks into the sunset[/i][/center] ------ [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/42277692][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/422777/42277692_350.png[/img][/url][/center] M'kay, okay, I hear you on this -- sure, she might be a good apothecarist and sure, she might be a little creepy every now and then. I can get behind that, I can understand that, being adept at something doesn't mean that one has to be socially adept. But-- now hear me out-- [i]But[/i]-- does she dress herself or are those all pieces she pulled from the local bargain bin, looked at and decided [i]'Y'know, this'll do for now... I guess'[/i] Nothing matches here in the slightest, she has a heavy sweater yet dainty little boots and frills, an edgy thief hood and the most flamboyant scarf possible. A cat??? Some skulls?? All of that on [b]top[/b] of her already atrosious colours. Who designed this girl, who decided that "Mm, yeah-- leaf is totally acceptable here and doesn't just make her look like she's been snotted over." I'm going to fight whoever did this as much as she just fought my eyes. For fluff's sake -- look at Lireso! This absolutely gorgeous UNIT of a dragon has all the aesthetics in the world and yet Fusion decided to walk in like a toddler that dressed themselves for the first time. [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/MHuqsxO.png[/img][/center] ------ [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/31670373][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/316704/31670373_350.png[/img][/url][/center] I was going to ignore this heck, and then I looked [i]deeper[/i]. >materialistic >charming >greedy >I'M GONNA GET THAT ARM Excuse you what. I was just gong to pass over this eclectic mess of a dragon and move onto something more juicy, and yet you're telling me that all of that stuff on his body is likely [i]stolen[/i]?? FROM WHO. How does he steal entire pieces of clothing from dragons without them noticing, how was he brave enough to yank an entire bone cloak from what could only be an equally edgy dragon that was previously wearing it? Is he in the same boat as Fusion where he just dresses himself in his stolen hoard like he's the most dapper dragon out there? I'm so confused, I'm not sure if I'm proud of him or want to turn him back around to his room to get dressed again. Did he actually steal an arm? Did he actually amputate his own so he could wear it? Is he actually full of potatoes? [i]WHO KNOWS[/i] -- I sure as heck don't. [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/3h563jv.png[/img][/center] ------ [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/63178372][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/631784/63178372_350.png[/img][/url][/center] You have your soft mages, you have your sweet single dads and tiny hatchlings, you have dragons with questionable taste and elegant poise, shop dwellers and potion sellers, you have so much more that fits into this fantasy setting and then this just. [i]She...[/i] [b]SHE.[/b] This absolute literal massive punkrock anthem blasting guardian beast is out here dressed to the nines in modern punk kid gear [i]including a hecking collar[/i] and looks as out of place as a streetgoer that accidentally wandered into a renfair. Where did she come from, is she just rebelling against the overall theme and dress code? Is her charge modern fashion? Does her familiar have as much sass as she does? Are the markings on her body just penned on with eyeliner? There are so many questions and not enough answers. I'm sure all of the lair looks at her like this :: [center][url=https://i.imgur.com/seYBBCM.png][img]https://i.imgur.com/X6PEfYd.png[/img][/url] [s]click-through for full image because compression is stupid[/s] [i]"Who... who is this punk...."[/i][/center] [center][emoji=pink star size=1] [size=1]sipp squad SUMMON @Seijuurou @Exiwa @Amayai @Sucrose @TempestDragon @Dalilah @hymns @willowlight7 @ladylilitu @MeraHunt @GalaxyKitten1454 @lemecrazy @keorano @wintaclu @hannibals[/size][/center] [nextcol][/columns]

haha, I love this! I'd get more lair tabs but I'm a numpty who dislikes change and my lair organisation has literally not changed since 2016

Fusion actually got her terrible amazing fashion sense from her mother, if you'd like to feast your eyes on eldritch horror true beauty, you should take a look at her.

Look, it's not her fault city-slicker Syzygia ended up in a town populated only by medieval high fantasy LARP-ers, the rent was cheap!

Thank you for the roast, this was great!

Pinglist me i need my boy to get cyberbullied

[columns][color=transparent]xx[/color][nextcol] [b]@ladylilitu ::[/b] oh man, this has been a long time coming and yet here we are -- ready to rip into the absolute unit of skydancer hell. At least I have the braincell to look into my own lair, recognize that I have a pearlcatcher problem, and subsequently pad it out with other breeds to have some semblance of balance. Anyone who looks into your lair is immediately hit by an onslaught of absolute ballerina dragons dancing around in their best silks and flowerfalls like they simply cannot give a single heck. Sure, there are other breeds in your den -- but they're hidden away from the rest as if they're a source of shame OR they don't belong to you. "Gen 2 imp? Yeah sure, that's nice, but you DO NOT BELONG with the rest." "Little baby coming for a visit? Welcome! EXCEPT YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE GET IN THE SHAME TAB." [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/GBw7mwY.png[/img] [i]tfw you just wanna be pretty too[/i][/center] ------ [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/52476992][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/524770/52476992_350.png[/img][/url][/center] You know, I had someone argue with me that not all light dragons had to be walking stereotypes and yet here we are. I'm not going to say she isn't lovely because [i]hot dang[/i], but just.... c'mon now. You have to look at this and realize that you went full light trash aesthetic and you went [i]HARD.[/i] White tones and gold tert? Check. Specialty light eyes? Check. Light Halo? Double check [s]why do you need TWO.[/s] Light Sprite? Check. Seraphim/Angel aesthetic? Yep. Yep. Yep. Lore that backs up her status as absolute light idolatry? Hmmmm yep. Seems to be the case. Plop her down somewhere on a little pedestal and let her warble sweet hymns to the people around her -- all the while having their eyes melted off for looking directly at divinity, of course. [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/sBmfePV.png[/img] [i]ah, the cost of radiance...[/i][/center] ------ [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/57349068][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/573491/57349068_350.png[/img][/url][/center] Are all dragons equally worthy of shame? No. But are there any dragons without need of shame? [i]No.[/i] Sure, she's a G1 XXY White, one of the [i]most elite colour ranges[/i] possible for G1s outside of triples ( but even then, I feel like she'd still be worth more than a triple of... let's say Chartreuse or something ) and the old-time edge-lord aesthetic of XXY obs ( which you also have one of, wow, look at you go, no wonder you have so few dragons given the ABSOLUTE WALLET RENCHING AESTHETIC you yearn for. ) But alas, as gorgeous as she is, it's time for her to get knocked down a few pegs. She's babysitting the [s]non-skydancer[/s] baby Lilith, so I'll try to tone it down a little bit so as not to burn infant ears. You took this gemstone of a dragon, and yes the accent is gorgeous, byt you slapped a billion birds on top of her until I can't even tell if what I'm looking at is a dragon or a walking aviary. How does she keep herself clean? How does she keep her ears from constantly ringing? How does she ever get any rest considering the dinural and nocturnal array nesting on her body? Does she act as an alarm clock for the rest of the lair? I have too many questions and not enough answers, many of which I feel like could never truly be answered un any logical manner. For now, I'll just chuck birdseed at her and watch the chaos ensue. [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/aemlnuX.png[/img] [i]you already have a songbird baby in your lair and yet you decide to throw this avian abomination on top op everything else? Your lair must be the noisiest place to ever exist.[/i][/center] [center][emoji=pink star size=1] [size=1]sipp squad SUMMON @Seijuurou @Exiwa @Amayai @Sucrose @TempestDragon @Dalilah @hymns @willowlight7 @ladylilitu @MeraHunt @GalaxyKitten1454 @lemecrazy @keorano @wintaclu @hannibals[/size][/center] [nextcol][color=transparent]xx[/color][/columns]

slot pinglist please :pleading_face:

@Hex Could you please add me to both pinglists uwu

[columns][color=transparent]xx[/color][nextcol] [b]@willowlight7 ::[/b] you know, I was going to make a crummy joke about how microscopic most of your lair is but it seems like someone beat me to the joke in chat, so here we are at step one once again. Let's turn our focus to your new addiction though: Skydancers. I understand that it's difficult to avoid them when you surround yourself with other skydancer addicts [s]Lili[/s] but you've always been the Fae-queen -- what the heck happened that managed to peer-pressure you into collecting over-stuffed ballerina dragons? Here I was prepared to whip out my handy dandy hand lens to peer at your fae and I'm bombarded by over-sized birds instead. I don't know if I'm proud of you for branching out [s]hah[/s] or spooked at the fact that you're somehow not a mono-dragon primary lair. [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/8LPyH9r.jpg[/img] [i]goodBYE FAE[/i][/center] ------ [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/55949269][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/559493/55949269_350.png[/img][/url][/center] Before we go any further, I will make this much clear: your lair is one of the few with decent fae in it and I'm in love with them all. That being said, no dragon is without shame and fae with their terrible noodle anatomy and awkward little bodies are more than acceptable to scald at any moment in time. Keep in mind that every little word thrown at these monotone critters is meant in love... somehow. Bug dragons are odd. However, let's turn our focus to this absolute unit of grandma aesthetic. I don't know if it's the ribbons or the glasses, but this tiny wholesome bundle radiates the energy of someone who would talk your ear off about tales from eons ago, all while clicking together knitting needles for the twenty-seventh grandchild bore by their adoptive children. "Nn, whassat, sweetie?" They'd say, looking down at the half-made sweater between their claws, "Whas'this about a.... a scatterscroll?" Their muzzle wrinkles up, fans splaying out with visible confusion. "Back in my day, we didn' have no chance at this 'scatterin' nonsense - we were blessed with what th'gods gave us, colours an' all!" They reach up, scootch their glasses up to rest between their brows before continuing to knit. "Y'should be very much happy with what tones you were given!" The grandchild looks up, [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dgen/preview/dragon?age=0&body=155&bodygene=59&breed=1&element=8&eyetype=1&gender=0&tert=133&tertgene=54&winggene=57&wings=120&auth=cfb573d26988e12dba7a8fc675e171fa25ed7c97&dummyext=prev.png]Chartreuce/Watermelon/Carrot[/url], their talons wrapped around a tin that they had [i]hoped was still full of cookies[/i] only to be met with the sad realization that... yet again, it was sewing goods. They just wanted happiness. They just wanted to be something beyond.... [i]fodder.[/i] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/ZY5NHPT.png[/img] [i]they always have a handful of hard candy caramels in a pocket too, gross.[/i][/center] ------ [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/45172723][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/451728/45172723_350.png[/img][/url][/center] I understand that richbish mc. fancypants over here is trying her best to flaunt her wealth and look fancy as heck, but it's hard to take someone seriously when they have all the makings of a perfect edgelord dragon but plop a [i]hairbow on their head like it'll take all that edge away[/i]. It's about as effective as putting a pink frilly collar on a rabidly frothing dog -- you still recognize it as what it is, and yet the contrasting apparel still makes your brain go on a confused rampage. Is it safe to touch them? Probably not! Are you still going to try! Hecc yeh you are! At least Circe had the mind to fully embrace the aesthetic and rock it to the extreme, but Marilla seems fixated on keeping her false dainty appearance up for some reason. With the bow and... is that a [i]SCARF[/i]. Oh come [b]on MARILLA[/b], put on some grunge, add some spikes, anything but the dainty route -- you can't do BOTH and expect it to work. [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/SomMik5.png[/img] [i]TUNE IN THIS FRIDAY FOR THE MATCH OF YOUR LIFE EDGE VS. EDGE BUT TRYING NOT TO BE EDGE WHO WILL WIN? PLACE YOUR VOTES!!!!1!1[/center] ------ [s]I want to shade Craig so much but I know it's too easy to do but just know that I really, really want to shame him for even existing in the first place[/s] [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/43996915][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/439970/43996915_350.png[/img][/url][/center] Looks like we have another case of [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/art/2865424/5#post_43515260]Elemental confusion![/url] Just like before, seems like someone forgot to let this poor confused bird know that you're supposed to serve your born deity, not just gather everyone else's elemental source like some strange conglomerate corporation. Is she ice? Yeah, sure. Is she light? Uh.... yeah, looks like it. Water? Oh... hrm, yeah that too. Earth? It... yes, yes she is. Is she lightning? If you squint, maybe! Could she be more? Yes. Should she be more? [b]NO.[/b] If she adds any more elemental tones to her we're going to need to call an intervention at this point, I'm not sure how many aesthetics you can have going on at once but we're at the absolute LIMIT with them as is. [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/NQUnxMd.png[/img] [i]well.... where's that earth then? Hm? [b]Hm??[/b][/i][/center] [center][emoji=pink star size=1] [size=1]sipp squad SUMMON @Seijuurou @Exiwa @Amayai @Sucrose @TempestDragon @Dalilah @hymns @willowlight7 @ladylilitu @MeraHunt @GalaxyKitten1454 @lemecrazy @keorano @Wintaclu @hannibals @plushstiel @Rohi[/size][/center] [nextcol][color=transparent]xx[/color][/columns]