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I tried to flip over something that was frying on a pan with my bare hands, I saw my brother do it so I thought I could too. Turns out I could not! Hurted like hell

Cut myself...with a BUTTER KNIFE.

I was trying to cut open a bread loaf to make a sandwich. Cut too far. Knife said hello to hand.

One time when I was little, I was trying to make a "house" out of sheets of foam, and ended up driving a pair of scissors through my hand while trying to cut out holes for the windows.

My grandma was like "Why would you do that?!" and showed me that I could fold the piece of foam over and cut a rectangle shape that way.

I used to have a very bad technique for washing knives, aka running the sponge across the sharp edge and not the flat edge. Yeah, I was pretty pikachu surprised face when it went through the sponge and sliced open my finger.

Ninja jumped over couch, knocked over glass, landed on broken glass

needed stitches and glue

when the time came to go to the hospital to remove said stitches, father wouldn't take me so I DIY'd it and caused it to scar a whole bunch more than if my dad had taken me

When I was younger, I wanted to see what it’d be like if I placed my chin on a stove with one of its burners on.

And so, I did exactly that. Unsurprisingly, I ended up getting a pretty nasty burn on my chin. You’d think it’d end right there, yes? However, you’re wrong. I then proceeded to place my hand on said burner, which gave me even more burns.

I truly was a dumb child. Curious, yes, but not the sharpest tool in the shed.

I was helping my mom with dinner and i walked into a hot glass pan and my shirt was a bit too small and i burned myself

grabbed my bearded dragon bare-handed while she was half asleep and couldn't see me coming. she immediately went into "bird of prey is trying to capture me" mode and tuned around and cracked my nail in half. went to urgent care. they did screw all about it and i ended up just going home, rinsing my hand, wrapping it in some old cotton and praying. it worked

I slept.

My arm and shoulder have been killing me ever since.

I choked on ice and nearly died.

This is the reason why I chew my ice.