Poorly Describe a Video Game
KingJava123456's Clan
Clash of clans noob here mad gamer
Clan Info
I'm a freshmen in high school he/him
1 hour ahead of flight rising time
Lair Status: breed and level fodder until next Lightning push expand space and then mass exalt.
I don't bite :D
LOL None of my irl friends are ever active here.
Backstory:
in the year of 2021, the StormCatcher was fighting the FlameCaller When the battle cleared a lightning orb had spawned. Then it exploded making a cave. There the 2 guardians, Mandrake and Zapme met to make the THunderGuard clan.
The Thunderguard Clan has always been filled with warriors. ThunderGuard has dreamed of being in the turrets of goldensparc or the tempest spire. They started helping charge up the source. Then they moved to the carrion canyon after lots of hard work. Many warrior clans guard the carrion canyon to stop invaders from advancing in the shifting expanse. Now they reside within the Lightning Farm to help maintain the farm and of course gather lots of power for the upper classes of the shifting expanse.
Messed up pings: KingJava1234567
oh also if you think you can try and buy a dragon from me that im not selling good luck THEYRE MINE AND I WILL NEVER GIVE MY DRAGONS UP
Also feel free to suggest names for any of my unamed dragons
Likes to play: Minecraft, Castle Crashers, Terraria, Taming io, Roblox, COD, Fr, Gta V, and Fortnite
Go Broncos
I hate school
Likes to watch: Demon Slayer ATLA
Ways to Keep Your Sanity:
1. Sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.
4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in".
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.
6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
7. Skip rather than walk.
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood.
11. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom.
12. When money comes out of the cash machine scream "I won, I won!"
13. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. Find a good parking spot at the mall, during rush hour, and park in it with your reverse lights on.
15. Type the last thing you did and add "Because I'm Batman" at the end.
16. Wear a shirt that says, "Life," stand on a street corner, and hand out lemons.
17. Make vanilla pudding. Put it in a mayo jar, and then proceed to eat it in public.
18. Buy a parrot and teach him to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
19. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
20. Wait until there are a bunch of people, look in the fridge casually, and jump back, slamming the fridge door saying, IT'S MOVING IT'S MOVING!
21. Put this on your page and make someone else smile!
1 hour ahead of flight rising time
Lair Status: breed and level fodder until next Lightning push expand space and then mass exalt.
I don't bite :D
LOL None of my irl friends are ever active here.
Backstory:
in the year of 2021, the StormCatcher was fighting the FlameCaller When the battle cleared a lightning orb had spawned. Then it exploded making a cave. There the 2 guardians, Mandrake and Zapme met to make the THunderGuard clan.
The Thunderguard Clan has always been filled with warriors. ThunderGuard has dreamed of being in the turrets of goldensparc or the tempest spire. They started helping charge up the source. Then they moved to the carrion canyon after lots of hard work. Many warrior clans guard the carrion canyon to stop invaders from advancing in the shifting expanse. Now they reside within the Lightning Farm to help maintain the farm and of course gather lots of power for the upper classes of the shifting expanse.
Messed up pings: KingJava1234567
oh also if you think you can try and buy a dragon from me that im not selling good luck THEYRE MINE AND I WILL NEVER GIVE MY DRAGONS UP
Also feel free to suggest names for any of my unamed dragons
Likes to play: Minecraft, Castle Crashers, Terraria, Taming io, Roblox, COD, Fr, Gta V, and Fortnite
Go Broncos
I hate school
Likes to watch: Demon Slayer ATLA
Ways to Keep Your Sanity:
1. Sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.
4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in".
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.
6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
7. Skip rather than walk.
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood.
11. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom.
12. When money comes out of the cash machine scream "I won, I won!"
13. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. Find a good parking spot at the mall, during rush hour, and park in it with your reverse lights on.
15. Type the last thing you did and add "Because I'm Batman" at the end.
16. Wear a shirt that says, "Life," stand on a street corner, and hand out lemons.
17. Make vanilla pudding. Put it in a mayo jar, and then proceed to eat it in public.
18. Buy a parrot and teach him to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
19. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
20. Wait until there are a bunch of people, look in the fridge casually, and jump back, slamming the fridge door saying, IT'S MOVING IT'S MOVING!
21. Put this on your page and make someone else smile!
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Okay now you can sleep tonight.
the ah, but it was years ago, so i dont remember how much i bought it for