Years back when I was in middle school, my ex-friend pointed an exacto-knife at me and I grabbed it, therefore cutting my finger pretty good. We got a huge laugh out of it- teacher wasnt happy lol.
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Years back when I was in middle school, my ex-friend pointed an exacto-knife at me and I grabbed it, therefore cutting my finger pretty good. We got a huge laugh out of it- teacher wasnt happy lol.
Rubbed poison ivy on the back of my hand to see if I was allergic...
I was
I was
Rubbed poison ivy on the back of my hand to see if I was allergic...
I was
I was
I managed to cut myself. On ice. It wasn't even sharp either.
I managed to cut myself. On ice. It wasn't even sharp either.
yesterday i ate some crispy bacon and a piece of it broke off and stabbed me in the gums
yesterday i ate some crispy bacon and a piece of it broke off and stabbed me in the gums
I thought I could take a shortcut to school by crossing a creek on a small old bridge. It didn't hold my weight and I fell in and landed in the water. On my way out of the creek, I cut open my hand on a nail when I was grabbing onto some debris. It was silly, I cleaned my hand in the school bathroom because I was embarrassed about it.
I thought I could take a shortcut to school by crossing a creek on a small old bridge. It didn't hold my weight and I fell in and landed in the water. On my way out of the creek, I cut open my hand on a nail when I was grabbing onto some debris. It was silly, I cleaned my hand in the school bathroom because I was embarrassed about it.
i ran into a wall in the dark! and needed stitches late at night.
i ran into a wall in the dark! and needed stitches late at night.
Ran into a brick wall. Needed stitches.
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(Edit: Just noticed I have the same answer as the user above me. I've found my people xDD)
Ran into a brick wall. Needed stitches.
(Edit: Just noticed I have the same answer as the user above me. I've found my people xDD)
(Edit: Just noticed I have the same answer as the user above me. I've found my people xDD)
   
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i was very VERY young!!! this is before we had flatscreen televisions, and i was swinging on the tv stand... (toddler xenonyn was STRANGE!).. and the television, that stupid box tv,,, fell on my back! but it broke my foot? i don't remember which one though! i remember my uncle giving me a peep though :3
i was very VERY young!!! this is before we had flatscreen televisions, and i was swinging on the tv stand... (toddler xenonyn was STRANGE!).. and the television, that stupid box tv,,, fell on my back! but it broke my foot? i don't remember which one though! i remember my uncle giving me a peep though :3
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I stepped on a rake. Like, was just raking and stepped on it, barefoot of course:/
I stepped on a rake. Like, was just raking and stepped on it, barefoot of course:/
stapled my fingers together, papercut my gums (? how???), played with hot glue straight from the gun (it's fun, actually), snorted a lego, snorted ink, snorted playdough, /ate/ playdough, drank my own blood (you know, just shove it back in there and it's like nothing happened! to be fair i was like 10), ate lipbalm, swallowed a feather, ate crickets, ate "clay" (don't ask), ate my own hair, drank 5 cups of coffee in one sitting (first and last time i'm touching caffeine),,,,
...the thing is most of these were to impress a girl :')
i think this is saying something about me
...the thing is most of these were to impress a girl :')
i think this is saying something about me
stapled my fingers together, papercut my gums (? how???), played with hot glue straight from the gun (it's fun, actually), snorted a lego, snorted ink, snorted playdough, /ate/ playdough, drank my own blood (you know, just shove it back in there and it's like nothing happened! to be fair i was like 10), ate lipbalm, swallowed a feather, ate crickets, ate "clay" (don't ask), ate my own hair, drank 5 cups of coffee in one sitting (first and last time i'm touching caffeine),,,,
...the thing is most of these were to impress a girl :')
i think this is saying something about me
...the thing is most of these were to impress a girl :')
i think this is saying something about me
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