Noo! So many good units, gone...
(And Priest Felix? Interesting...)
(And Priest Felix? Interesting...)
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TOPIC | Pinkerton's Iron Run (Fire Emblem 3H)
@MaplesHaiku Hilda and Shamir REALLY hurt. T_T
The idea of Felix giving a sermon during the Church of Seiros's worship services is interesting.
Felix probably: I want to let you know that I didn't ask to come here today. But I want you to know that you're all weak! Relying on a goddess instead of your own strength... pathetic.
And we like wheel him out before Karen murders him LOL.
The idea of Felix giving a sermon during the Church of Seiros's worship services is interesting.
Felix probably: I want to let you know that I didn't ask to come here today. But I want you to know that you're all weak! Relying on a goddess instead of your own strength... pathetic.
And we like wheel him out before Karen murders him LOL.
@MaplesHaiku Hilda and Shamir REALLY hurt. T_T
The idea of Felix giving a sermon during the Church of Seiros's worship services is interesting.
Felix probably: I want to let you know that I didn't ask to come here today. But I want you to know that you're all weak! Relying on a goddess instead of your own strength... pathetic.
And we like wheel him out before Karen murders him LOL.
The idea of Felix giving a sermon during the Church of Seiros's worship services is interesting.
Felix probably: I want to let you know that I didn't ask to come here today. But I want you to know that you're all weak! Relying on a goddess instead of your own strength... pathetic.
And we like wheel him out before Karen murders him LOL.
the death of ignatz's dream to dance
Jokes aside that seriously sucks :( Darn you monsters!!
the death of ignatz's dream to dance
Jokes aside that seriously sucks :( Darn you monsters!!
@Viivie
CURSE YOU MONSTERS AND YOUR MONSTER-Y WAYS!!!
And yes, Ignatz may want to do the splits but now that's a dream that can never come to beeeeee.
CURSE YOU MONSTERS AND YOUR MONSTER-Y WAYS!!!
And yes, Ignatz may want to do the splits but now that's a dream that can never come to beeeeee.
@Viivie
CURSE YOU MONSTERS AND YOUR MONSTER-Y WAYS!!!
And yes, Ignatz may want to do the splits but now that's a dream that can never come to beeeeee.
CURSE YOU MONSTERS AND YOUR MONSTER-Y WAYS!!!
And yes, Ignatz may want to do the splits but now that's a dream that can never come to beeeeee.
@Viivie @Edelgard @MaplesHaiku @PrinceOfSoup @Ern @Falinks @Tynethyne
Month 10: Guardian Moon: We are VENGENCE! We are THE NIGHT! WE ARE THE BLUE LIONS!!!!!!
We find Dimitri skulking in the bushes. What are you doing in the bushes Dimitri??? Wait is that. Monica, Solon, Thalas(mage who rescued Kronya), and the Flame Emporer?! In the open? LET’S ARREST THEM!
“No, we need to learn their plans.” Dimitri retorts.
I mean we wouldn’t need to hear there plans if we got them here and now. But ok we’ll humor you Dimitri.
Monica reveals that her true name is Kronya she was rescued mainly to prevent us from “learning the secret of their bodies.” I mean it can’t be weirder than my heartless body. O I don’t know what they’re being so shy about. The Flame emperor is about 95% done with Thalas and crew but it’s implied that they can’t split ties with them because Thalas “Created” them and that there’s some mutual goal they are working for. They then bring up that Thalas and Co. are responsible for The Tragedy of Duscar and some further shenanigans in the empire’s capital city in Enbarr. Upon hearing that the source of his PTSD is literally 20 feet away from him Dimitri forgets his silly idea of waiting in the bushes and makes a bee-line for them. Unfortunately, a screaming Chiuaua is very noticeable and the whole group vanishes. Dimitri does find a dagger that disturbs him greatly. He declares that if we kill Thalas and co. that both of our vengeance will be satisfied.
The music is very sad this month because we are sad about Jeralt, everyone else is sad about Jeralt too. We learn that Hapi knew Dimitri’s Stepmother. She was “friends” with Hapi’s captor though she didn’t seem super comfortable with her keeping a human guinea pig. Dimitri seems weirdly chill that his 2nd mom was super chummy with an actual monster. Like dude. She just left Hapi there we are you two reminiscing over her like you both miss her. Dimitri attempts to break the ice with Felix overtraining and his cool sword and it kinda works but it ends abruptly with Felix saying, “No wait, I forgot that all Chiuaua’s are dead to me.” Dimitri is nonplussed by this but at least we got a cool sword that no one can use yet.
I briefly contemplate doing Hapi’s paralogue but upon seeing how far away my units are from each other on the map I nope out of there. I give a long stare at Ingrid’s paralogue. I’ve had issues with it in the past. Unfortunately, it’s the lowest level paralogue so I decide to risk it.
Ingrid has been struggling for a while with her father’s plan to marry her off in exchange for lifting their family out of obscurity. The newest candidate is a very rich noble from the empire. Dorothea from the Black Eagles takes one look at the dude and warns Ingrid that he is basically the mafia and they should stay clear. Ingrid is reluctant to challenge her father but Dorothea goes “no you don’t understand HERE I’LL SHOW YOU.” and drags us to an active volcano.
Honestly, anyone who lives in a volcano is probably evil so we agree to try to stop the betrothal. The noble sees that we’ve found his lair and tries to kidnap Ingrid by force presumably to force a wedding. And so we are forced into an escort mission of both Ingrid and Dorathea. It actually goes really well. I tank in the front of the group and Rapheal tanks in the back of the group and I make sure that no-one is ever in the lava for more than a single turn. Through my tactics, I actually finish the battle by defeating all the enemies rather than getting Ingrid for safety! Fantastic! Raphael absolutely earned the MVP status he got in this fight by the way.
Our next Paralogue Is Constance’s paralogue. She’s tasked with reclaiming a holy relic for the church by this guy who was allied form her family before they fell from grace. When we find the guy he’s being swarmed by Thalas’ goons. This fight is a little scary. It has two monsters and a bunch of units that have advanced classes. However, thanks to the occasional retreat and Pinkert’s and Dimitri’s broken defenses. Ingrid also comes into her own in the chapter and becomes capable of tanking hits. Thank you, Ingrid. After we save the dude, he gives us the Fetters of Dromi a relic that increases our movement speed AND can let us move twice in a round That’s BROKEN! It would be more broken but we don’t get to recruit Yuri. I’ve tested it with Flayn and it works with anyone with a crest.
The church finds out where Kronya is hiding. It’s in a forest very close to Garrach Mach. They would’ve tried to get her without telling us but Dimitri made sure we knew exactly what was going on. Karen tries to forbid us from going but Dimitri goes like LOL try to stop us. We are Karen’s favorite so I risk giving her puppy-dog eyes and it works! We ride! FOR VENGEANCE!
We track down Kronya and she transforms into her true form… Spider-girl! We chase Kronya down and try to stab her. It takes several attempts because it’s hard to squish spiders but Flayn eventually gets her. Solon then appears, takes out Kronya’s heart, and uses it to power a spell that traps us in between dimensions. Sothis becomes very upset that we fell for a trap but she has a plan. The events of the last month have caused her to accept that she is the Progenitor God and she can use her power to get us out of there. Unfortunately in order to use that power, she will have to fully integrate her soul into ours and essentially disappear. She’s fine with this but is sad that she won’t be able to talk to us anymore. The merge happens and with a burst of energy, we use the Sword of the Creator to cut through dimensions and exit Solon’s trap. Our eyes and hair have changed color from navy blue to a bright glowing green like Sothis. We then run down Solon and I allow Dimitri to shot him in the heart. Solon uses his dying words to declare that his organization will continue as long as Thalas lives and for some reason, Dimitri decides that this means that the Flame Emporer is in charge and not Thales. The power surge from becoming god causes us to collapse. Keren nurses us back to consciousness but is EXTREMELY CREEPY about it. Really Karen I’M NOT INTERESTED.
Mercedes continues the RNG wackiness by promoting into a Theif. Sylvain becomes an archer. Ingrid promotes to a Brigand and Ashe becomes a Brawler. Mercedes also passes her final exam and I am excited about it.
Other Notes: I’ve figured out how to make Mercedes sword. You increase her speed, luck, and dexterity to max and you hand her a levin sword. She’s deadly now. A little fragile BUT DEADLY. Dimitri is the only living thing alive who likes Flayn’s cooking. Ashe discovers that Hapi likes knightly tales if they’re disrespectful to said knights. Raphael has the best mental health of anyonein the entire game and possibly of those outside it as well. Ingrid scolds Raphealfor eating messily.
MVPs this month: Raphael, Constance, Mercedes, Pinkert, Ingrid
Month 10: Guardian Moon: We are VENGENCE! We are THE NIGHT! WE ARE THE BLUE LIONS!!!!!!
We find Dimitri skulking in the bushes. What are you doing in the bushes Dimitri??? Wait is that. Monica, Solon, Thalas(mage who rescued Kronya), and the Flame Emporer?! In the open? LET’S ARREST THEM!
“No, we need to learn their plans.” Dimitri retorts.
I mean we wouldn’t need to hear there plans if we got them here and now. But ok we’ll humor you Dimitri.
Monica reveals that her true name is Kronya she was rescued mainly to prevent us from “learning the secret of their bodies.” I mean it can’t be weirder than my heartless body. O I don’t know what they’re being so shy about. The Flame emperor is about 95% done with Thalas and crew but it’s implied that they can’t split ties with them because Thalas “Created” them and that there’s some mutual goal they are working for. They then bring up that Thalas and Co. are responsible for The Tragedy of Duscar and some further shenanigans in the empire’s capital city in Enbarr. Upon hearing that the source of his PTSD is literally 20 feet away from him Dimitri forgets his silly idea of waiting in the bushes and makes a bee-line for them. Unfortunately, a screaming Chiuaua is very noticeable and the whole group vanishes. Dimitri does find a dagger that disturbs him greatly. He declares that if we kill Thalas and co. that both of our vengeance will be satisfied.
The music is very sad this month because we are sad about Jeralt, everyone else is sad about Jeralt too. We learn that Hapi knew Dimitri’s Stepmother. She was “friends” with Hapi’s captor though she didn’t seem super comfortable with her keeping a human guinea pig. Dimitri seems weirdly chill that his 2nd mom was super chummy with an actual monster. Like dude. She just left Hapi there we are you two reminiscing over her like you both miss her. Dimitri attempts to break the ice with Felix overtraining and his cool sword and it kinda works but it ends abruptly with Felix saying, “No wait, I forgot that all Chiuaua’s are dead to me.” Dimitri is nonplussed by this but at least we got a cool sword that no one can use yet.
I briefly contemplate doing Hapi’s paralogue but upon seeing how far away my units are from each other on the map I nope out of there. I give a long stare at Ingrid’s paralogue. I’ve had issues with it in the past. Unfortunately, it’s the lowest level paralogue so I decide to risk it.
Ingrid has been struggling for a while with her father’s plan to marry her off in exchange for lifting their family out of obscurity. The newest candidate is a very rich noble from the empire. Dorothea from the Black Eagles takes one look at the dude and warns Ingrid that he is basically the mafia and they should stay clear. Ingrid is reluctant to challenge her father but Dorothea goes “no you don’t understand HERE I’LL SHOW YOU.” and drags us to an active volcano.
Honestly, anyone who lives in a volcano is probably evil so we agree to try to stop the betrothal. The noble sees that we’ve found his lair and tries to kidnap Ingrid by force presumably to force a wedding. And so we are forced into an escort mission of both Ingrid and Dorathea. It actually goes really well. I tank in the front of the group and Rapheal tanks in the back of the group and I make sure that no-one is ever in the lava for more than a single turn. Through my tactics, I actually finish the battle by defeating all the enemies rather than getting Ingrid for safety! Fantastic! Raphael absolutely earned the MVP status he got in this fight by the way.
Our next Paralogue Is Constance’s paralogue. She’s tasked with reclaiming a holy relic for the church by this guy who was allied form her family before they fell from grace. When we find the guy he’s being swarmed by Thalas’ goons. This fight is a little scary. It has two monsters and a bunch of units that have advanced classes. However, thanks to the occasional retreat and Pinkert’s and Dimitri’s broken defenses. Ingrid also comes into her own in the chapter and becomes capable of tanking hits. Thank you, Ingrid. After we save the dude, he gives us the Fetters of Dromi a relic that increases our movement speed AND can let us move twice in a round That’s BROKEN! It would be more broken but we don’t get to recruit Yuri. I’ve tested it with Flayn and it works with anyone with a crest.
The church finds out where Kronya is hiding. It’s in a forest very close to Garrach Mach. They would’ve tried to get her without telling us but Dimitri made sure we knew exactly what was going on. Karen tries to forbid us from going but Dimitri goes like LOL try to stop us. We are Karen’s favorite so I risk giving her puppy-dog eyes and it works! We ride! FOR VENGEANCE!
We track down Kronya and she transforms into her true form… Spider-girl! We chase Kronya down and try to stab her. It takes several attempts because it’s hard to squish spiders but Flayn eventually gets her. Solon then appears, takes out Kronya’s heart, and uses it to power a spell that traps us in between dimensions. Sothis becomes very upset that we fell for a trap but she has a plan. The events of the last month have caused her to accept that she is the Progenitor God and she can use her power to get us out of there. Unfortunately in order to use that power, she will have to fully integrate her soul into ours and essentially disappear. She’s fine with this but is sad that she won’t be able to talk to us anymore. The merge happens and with a burst of energy, we use the Sword of the Creator to cut through dimensions and exit Solon’s trap. Our eyes and hair have changed color from navy blue to a bright glowing green like Sothis. We then run down Solon and I allow Dimitri to shot him in the heart. Solon uses his dying words to declare that his organization will continue as long as Thalas lives and for some reason, Dimitri decides that this means that the Flame Emporer is in charge and not Thales. The power surge from becoming god causes us to collapse. Keren nurses us back to consciousness but is EXTREMELY CREEPY about it. Really Karen I’M NOT INTERESTED.
Mercedes continues the RNG wackiness by promoting into a Theif. Sylvain becomes an archer. Ingrid promotes to a Brigand and Ashe becomes a Brawler. Mercedes also passes her final exam and I am excited about it.
Other Notes: I’ve figured out how to make Mercedes sword. You increase her speed, luck, and dexterity to max and you hand her a levin sword. She’s deadly now. A little fragile BUT DEADLY. Dimitri is the only living thing alive who likes Flayn’s cooking. Ashe discovers that Hapi likes knightly tales if they’re disrespectful to said knights. Raphael has the best mental health of anyonein the entire game and possibly of those outside it as well. Ingrid scolds Raphealfor eating messily.
MVPs this month: Raphael, Constance, Mercedes, Pinkert, Ingrid
@Viivie @Edelgard @MaplesHaiku @PrinceOfSoup @Ern @Falinks @Tynethyne
Month 10: Guardian Moon: We are VENGENCE! We are THE NIGHT! WE ARE THE BLUE LIONS!!!!!!
We find Dimitri skulking in the bushes. What are you doing in the bushes Dimitri??? Wait is that. Monica, Solon, Thalas(mage who rescued Kronya), and the Flame Emporer?! In the open? LET’S ARREST THEM!
“No, we need to learn their plans.” Dimitri retorts.
I mean we wouldn’t need to hear there plans if we got them here and now. But ok we’ll humor you Dimitri.
Monica reveals that her true name is Kronya she was rescued mainly to prevent us from “learning the secret of their bodies.” I mean it can’t be weirder than my heartless body. O I don’t know what they’re being so shy about. The Flame emperor is about 95% done with Thalas and crew but it’s implied that they can’t split ties with them because Thalas “Created” them and that there’s some mutual goal they are working for. They then bring up that Thalas and Co. are responsible for The Tragedy of Duscar and some further shenanigans in the empire’s capital city in Enbarr. Upon hearing that the source of his PTSD is literally 20 feet away from him Dimitri forgets his silly idea of waiting in the bushes and makes a bee-line for them. Unfortunately, a screaming Chiuaua is very noticeable and the whole group vanishes. Dimitri does find a dagger that disturbs him greatly. He declares that if we kill Thalas and co. that both of our vengeance will be satisfied.
The music is very sad this month because we are sad about Jeralt, everyone else is sad about Jeralt too. We learn that Hapi knew Dimitri’s Stepmother. She was “friends” with Hapi’s captor though she didn’t seem super comfortable with her keeping a human guinea pig. Dimitri seems weirdly chill that his 2nd mom was super chummy with an actual monster. Like dude. She just left Hapi there we are you two reminiscing over her like you both miss her. Dimitri attempts to break the ice with Felix overtraining and his cool sword and it kinda works but it ends abruptly with Felix saying, “No wait, I forgot that all Chiuaua’s are dead to me.” Dimitri is nonplussed by this but at least we got a cool sword that no one can use yet.
I briefly contemplate doing Hapi’s paralogue but upon seeing how far away my units are from each other on the map I nope out of there. I give a long stare at Ingrid’s paralogue. I’ve had issues with it in the past. Unfortunately, it’s the lowest level paralogue so I decide to risk it.
Ingrid has been struggling for a while with her father’s plan to marry her off in exchange for lifting their family out of obscurity. The newest candidate is a very rich noble from the empire. Dorothea from the Black Eagles takes one look at the dude and warns Ingrid that he is basically the mafia and they should stay clear. Ingrid is reluctant to challenge her father but Dorothea goes “no you don’t understand HERE I’LL SHOW YOU.” and drags us to an active volcano.
Honestly, anyone who lives in a volcano is probably evil so we agree to try to stop the betrothal. The noble sees that we’ve found his lair and tries to kidnap Ingrid by force presumably to force a wedding. And so we are forced into an escort mission of both Ingrid and Dorathea. It actually goes really well. I tank in the front of the group and Rapheal tanks in the back of the group and I make sure that no-one is ever in the lava for more than a single turn. Through my tactics, I actually finish the battle by defeating all the enemies rather than getting Ingrid for safety! Fantastic! Raphael absolutely earned the MVP status he got in this fight by the way.
Our next Paralogue Is Constance’s paralogue. She’s tasked with reclaiming a holy relic for the church by this guy who was allied form her family before they fell from grace. When we find the guy he’s being swarmed by Thalas’ goons. This fight is a little scary. It has two monsters and a bunch of units that have advanced classes. However, thanks to the occasional retreat and Pinkert’s and Dimitri’s broken defenses. Ingrid also comes into her own in the chapter and becomes capable of tanking hits. Thank you, Ingrid. After we save the dude, he gives us the Fetters of Dromi a relic that increases our movement speed AND can let us move twice in a round That’s BROKEN! It would be more broken but we don’t get to recruit Yuri. I’ve tested it with Flayn and it works with anyone with a crest.
The church finds out where Kronya is hiding. It’s in a forest very close to Garrach Mach. They would’ve tried to get her without telling us but Dimitri made sure we knew exactly what was going on. Karen tries to forbid us from going but Dimitri goes like LOL try to stop us. We are Karen’s favorite so I risk giving her puppy-dog eyes and it works! We ride! FOR VENGEANCE!
We track down Kronya and she transforms into her true form… Spider-girl! We chase Kronya down and try to stab her. It takes several attempts because it’s hard to squish spiders but Flayn eventually gets her. Solon then appears, takes out Kronya’s heart, and uses it to power a spell that traps us in between dimensions. Sothis becomes very upset that we fell for a trap but she has a plan. The events of the last month have caused her to accept that she is the Progenitor God and she can use her power to get us out of there. Unfortunately in order to use that power, she will have to fully integrate her soul into ours and essentially disappear. She’s fine with this but is sad that she won’t be able to talk to us anymore. The merge happens and with a burst of energy, we use the Sword of the Creator to cut through dimensions and exit Solon’s trap. Our eyes and hair have changed color from navy blue to a bright glowing green like Sothis. We then run down Solon and I allow Dimitri to shot him in the heart. Solon uses his dying words to declare that his organization will continue as long as Thalas lives and for some reason, Dimitri decides that this means that the Flame Emporer is in charge and not Thales. The power surge from becoming god causes us to collapse. Keren nurses us back to consciousness but is EXTREMELY CREEPY about it. Really Karen I’M NOT INTERESTED.
Mercedes continues the RNG wackiness by promoting into a Theif. Sylvain becomes an archer. Ingrid promotes to a Brigand and Ashe becomes a Brawler. Mercedes also passes her final exam and I am excited about it.
Other Notes: I’ve figured out how to make Mercedes sword. You increase her speed, luck, and dexterity to max and you hand her a levin sword. She’s deadly now. A little fragile BUT DEADLY. Dimitri is the only living thing alive who likes Flayn’s cooking. Ashe discovers that Hapi likes knightly tales if they’re disrespectful to said knights. Raphael has the best mental health of anyonein the entire game and possibly of those outside it as well. Ingrid scolds Raphealfor eating messily.
MVPs this month: Raphael, Constance, Mercedes, Pinkert, Ingrid
Month 10: Guardian Moon: We are VENGENCE! We are THE NIGHT! WE ARE THE BLUE LIONS!!!!!!
We find Dimitri skulking in the bushes. What are you doing in the bushes Dimitri??? Wait is that. Monica, Solon, Thalas(mage who rescued Kronya), and the Flame Emporer?! In the open? LET’S ARREST THEM!
“No, we need to learn their plans.” Dimitri retorts.
I mean we wouldn’t need to hear there plans if we got them here and now. But ok we’ll humor you Dimitri.
Monica reveals that her true name is Kronya she was rescued mainly to prevent us from “learning the secret of their bodies.” I mean it can’t be weirder than my heartless body. O I don’t know what they’re being so shy about. The Flame emperor is about 95% done with Thalas and crew but it’s implied that they can’t split ties with them because Thalas “Created” them and that there’s some mutual goal they are working for. They then bring up that Thalas and Co. are responsible for The Tragedy of Duscar and some further shenanigans in the empire’s capital city in Enbarr. Upon hearing that the source of his PTSD is literally 20 feet away from him Dimitri forgets his silly idea of waiting in the bushes and makes a bee-line for them. Unfortunately, a screaming Chiuaua is very noticeable and the whole group vanishes. Dimitri does find a dagger that disturbs him greatly. He declares that if we kill Thalas and co. that both of our vengeance will be satisfied.
The music is very sad this month because we are sad about Jeralt, everyone else is sad about Jeralt too. We learn that Hapi knew Dimitri’s Stepmother. She was “friends” with Hapi’s captor though she didn’t seem super comfortable with her keeping a human guinea pig. Dimitri seems weirdly chill that his 2nd mom was super chummy with an actual monster. Like dude. She just left Hapi there we are you two reminiscing over her like you both miss her. Dimitri attempts to break the ice with Felix overtraining and his cool sword and it kinda works but it ends abruptly with Felix saying, “No wait, I forgot that all Chiuaua’s are dead to me.” Dimitri is nonplussed by this but at least we got a cool sword that no one can use yet.
I briefly contemplate doing Hapi’s paralogue but upon seeing how far away my units are from each other on the map I nope out of there. I give a long stare at Ingrid’s paralogue. I’ve had issues with it in the past. Unfortunately, it’s the lowest level paralogue so I decide to risk it.
Ingrid has been struggling for a while with her father’s plan to marry her off in exchange for lifting their family out of obscurity. The newest candidate is a very rich noble from the empire. Dorothea from the Black Eagles takes one look at the dude and warns Ingrid that he is basically the mafia and they should stay clear. Ingrid is reluctant to challenge her father but Dorothea goes “no you don’t understand HERE I’LL SHOW YOU.” and drags us to an active volcano.
Honestly, anyone who lives in a volcano is probably evil so we agree to try to stop the betrothal. The noble sees that we’ve found his lair and tries to kidnap Ingrid by force presumably to force a wedding. And so we are forced into an escort mission of both Ingrid and Dorathea. It actually goes really well. I tank in the front of the group and Rapheal tanks in the back of the group and I make sure that no-one is ever in the lava for more than a single turn. Through my tactics, I actually finish the battle by defeating all the enemies rather than getting Ingrid for safety! Fantastic! Raphael absolutely earned the MVP status he got in this fight by the way.
Our next Paralogue Is Constance’s paralogue. She’s tasked with reclaiming a holy relic for the church by this guy who was allied form her family before they fell from grace. When we find the guy he’s being swarmed by Thalas’ goons. This fight is a little scary. It has two monsters and a bunch of units that have advanced classes. However, thanks to the occasional retreat and Pinkert’s and Dimitri’s broken defenses. Ingrid also comes into her own in the chapter and becomes capable of tanking hits. Thank you, Ingrid. After we save the dude, he gives us the Fetters of Dromi a relic that increases our movement speed AND can let us move twice in a round That’s BROKEN! It would be more broken but we don’t get to recruit Yuri. I’ve tested it with Flayn and it works with anyone with a crest.
The church finds out where Kronya is hiding. It’s in a forest very close to Garrach Mach. They would’ve tried to get her without telling us but Dimitri made sure we knew exactly what was going on. Karen tries to forbid us from going but Dimitri goes like LOL try to stop us. We are Karen’s favorite so I risk giving her puppy-dog eyes and it works! We ride! FOR VENGEANCE!
We track down Kronya and she transforms into her true form… Spider-girl! We chase Kronya down and try to stab her. It takes several attempts because it’s hard to squish spiders but Flayn eventually gets her. Solon then appears, takes out Kronya’s heart, and uses it to power a spell that traps us in between dimensions. Sothis becomes very upset that we fell for a trap but she has a plan. The events of the last month have caused her to accept that she is the Progenitor God and she can use her power to get us out of there. Unfortunately in order to use that power, she will have to fully integrate her soul into ours and essentially disappear. She’s fine with this but is sad that she won’t be able to talk to us anymore. The merge happens and with a burst of energy, we use the Sword of the Creator to cut through dimensions and exit Solon’s trap. Our eyes and hair have changed color from navy blue to a bright glowing green like Sothis. We then run down Solon and I allow Dimitri to shot him in the heart. Solon uses his dying words to declare that his organization will continue as long as Thalas lives and for some reason, Dimitri decides that this means that the Flame Emporer is in charge and not Thales. The power surge from becoming god causes us to collapse. Keren nurses us back to consciousness but is EXTREMELY CREEPY about it. Really Karen I’M NOT INTERESTED.
Mercedes continues the RNG wackiness by promoting into a Theif. Sylvain becomes an archer. Ingrid promotes to a Brigand and Ashe becomes a Brawler. Mercedes also passes her final exam and I am excited about it.
Other Notes: I’ve figured out how to make Mercedes sword. You increase her speed, luck, and dexterity to max and you hand her a levin sword. She’s deadly now. A little fragile BUT DEADLY. Dimitri is the only living thing alive who likes Flayn’s cooking. Ashe discovers that Hapi likes knightly tales if they’re disrespectful to said knights. Raphael has the best mental health of anyonein the entire game and possibly of those outside it as well. Ingrid scolds Raphealfor eating messily.
MVPs this month: Raphael, Constance, Mercedes, Pinkert, Ingrid
@Viivie @Edelgard @MaplesHaiku @PrinceOfSoup @Ern @Falinks @Tynethyne
Month 11: Pegasus Moon: Dimitri has no chill
Now that we’ve got our Glow-up Karen has decided that we need to talk to the Manager of the Universe for her. Her plan is for us and our students to go into the Holy Mausoleum to get a revelation from the Goddess. I mean… I felt like Sothis was pretty clear about not being able to talk to us anymore but I guess? We get the Enlightened One class but maybe we will do that later. We are busy being an armored knight right now after all! Both Felix and Dedue are worried about Dimitri’s rapidly diminishing mental state. He refuses to sleep, gets headaches and is generally acting erratic. Dimitri insists that he is fine. Dimitri is clearly wrong.
Edelgard and Hubert are often gone and we don’t see them around the monastery right now… that’s odd. Other gossip around the monastery is either about our fabulous hair or about how there’s graduation next month… I think it’s nice that they are done with school in a year. Wouldn’t that be great?
We tackle Ignatz and Raphael’s Paralogue. Ignatz interrupts us while we attempt to teach Raphael how to read. Monsters are attacking merchants traveling from Gloucester territory to Reigan territory! Raphael mentions that this is a common occurrence on the road. It’s how his parents died after all. Everybody agrees that its time to do some pest control and we go to some cleanup. When we get there we discover that the monsters are actually being controlled somehow by some rouges. We go and take out the bossman while trying to save as many merchants as possible. When we succeed we find out that the rouges might be soldiers under Count Gloucester and its probable that he was trying to sneakily hinder the economy of Duke Reigan. This is very awkward because his son is at Garrach Mach right now. Raphael is a truly amazing man that none of us deserve and he doesn’t hold any harsh feelings toward his fellow student and is just focused on being the best man he can be. ARE YOU LISTENING DIMITRI?! Oh wait he fell asleep standing up again. Creepy.
We help Seteth and Flayn clear out some members of the Western church who were being too clingy with a certain monument to Saint Cichol. When we clear it out we get the Spear of Assal and the Caduceus staff for our trouble and learn that Seteth’s wife is buried there and that Flayn is his daughter and not his sister. No one is surprised by this.
Our last Paralogue is the Hapi and Balthus paralogue. It starts with Balthus telling us that he accidentally mailed Hapi to the capital of the Empire (he is being serious she fell asleep on a shipment of feathers). We decide we should get her back. When we get there we find a VERY ticked off Hapi who demands that Balthus explain himself. Instead of doing that Balthus says something along the line of “Oh right I may have another errand over here want to help me out?” Um I mean… sure? Maybe if you need help just ask normally like an actual person Balthus! DON’T MAIL PEOPLE SO YOU HAVE THE MUSCLE TO GET A THING BALTHUS! We find this dude, Baron Ochs who’s nabbed a holy relic from the Black Market in a desperate attempt to save his daughter. It turns out he didn’t have a crest because he ends up turning into a monster. So we fight him and a bunch of bandits that are trying to steal the relic at the same time. We divine pulse once to save Felix and we are forced to do it a second time by the game because it insists on keeping Balthus alive. But we do manage to get the thing and Balthus gifts us with the Vajra-Mushti! (happy birthday Flayn…)
We get to the end of the month and go to the Holy Mausoleum. It turns out that Garrach Mach has a working elevator and these medieval era kids are super impressed with it. The Holy MAuseleum ends up being the place where we met Sothis in our dreams. Karen is SUPER excited by the fact that we recognize the pace and tells us to sit on the throne. We do and nothing happens. Karen is crushed but she doesn’t have long to mull it over because the Flame Emporer attacks! With… The Adrestian Empire’s army?! The Flame Emporer orders her army to ransack the tomb for crest stones and other valuables and Karen enters a state of apoplexy and orders us to kill them all. We make our way down to the Flame Emporer and when we knock off their mask… It’s… Edelgard?!
Then… Dimitri Snaps Spoiler cutscene in link
It turns out that Felix was not even joking about Dimitri being a chihuahua from hell. He decimates what’s left of Edelgards soldiers and demands that Edelgard explain why she’s responsible for the Tragedy of Duscar (which includes the murder of her own mother in case you forgot). Edelgard tersely replies that she had nothing to do with it before fleeing with her close confidant Hubert. Dimitri swears to kill Edelgard. Back in the Empire Edelgard becomes the actual Emporer and declares war on the church stating that its creed has been twisted by its leadership in order to control Fodlan and leave it weak and fractured. The empire marches on Garrach Mach and the monastery prepares itself for war.
We recruit Alois and Petra! Annette promotes to Cavalier and Pinkert prompts to Fortress Knight. Flynn and Dimitri master their class but don’t have the skills to qualify for their advanced class test yet.
Other Notes: Raphael wants tips on how to get more ripped from Dimitri but Dimitri does not know how to create. Dimitri can only destroy (on a related note Mercedes cannot teach him to sew.) . Ingrid interferes with Ignatz’ creative process and destroys his painting. Annette and Mercedes get in a fight because they care about each other too much.
MVPs this month: PinkertX2, Seteth, Ignatz, Sylvain
Month 11: Pegasus Moon: Dimitri has no chill
Now that we’ve got our Glow-up Karen has decided that we need to talk to the Manager of the Universe for her. Her plan is for us and our students to go into the Holy Mausoleum to get a revelation from the Goddess. I mean… I felt like Sothis was pretty clear about not being able to talk to us anymore but I guess? We get the Enlightened One class but maybe we will do that later. We are busy being an armored knight right now after all! Both Felix and Dedue are worried about Dimitri’s rapidly diminishing mental state. He refuses to sleep, gets headaches and is generally acting erratic. Dimitri insists that he is fine. Dimitri is clearly wrong.
Edelgard and Hubert are often gone and we don’t see them around the monastery right now… that’s odd. Other gossip around the monastery is either about our fabulous hair or about how there’s graduation next month… I think it’s nice that they are done with school in a year. Wouldn’t that be great?
We tackle Ignatz and Raphael’s Paralogue. Ignatz interrupts us while we attempt to teach Raphael how to read. Monsters are attacking merchants traveling from Gloucester territory to Reigan territory! Raphael mentions that this is a common occurrence on the road. It’s how his parents died after all. Everybody agrees that its time to do some pest control and we go to some cleanup. When we get there we discover that the monsters are actually being controlled somehow by some rouges. We go and take out the bossman while trying to save as many merchants as possible. When we succeed we find out that the rouges might be soldiers under Count Gloucester and its probable that he was trying to sneakily hinder the economy of Duke Reigan. This is very awkward because his son is at Garrach Mach right now. Raphael is a truly amazing man that none of us deserve and he doesn’t hold any harsh feelings toward his fellow student and is just focused on being the best man he can be. ARE YOU LISTENING DIMITRI?! Oh wait he fell asleep standing up again. Creepy.
We help Seteth and Flayn clear out some members of the Western church who were being too clingy with a certain monument to Saint Cichol. When we clear it out we get the Spear of Assal and the Caduceus staff for our trouble and learn that Seteth’s wife is buried there and that Flayn is his daughter and not his sister. No one is surprised by this.
Our last Paralogue is the Hapi and Balthus paralogue. It starts with Balthus telling us that he accidentally mailed Hapi to the capital of the Empire (he is being serious she fell asleep on a shipment of feathers). We decide we should get her back. When we get there we find a VERY ticked off Hapi who demands that Balthus explain himself. Instead of doing that Balthus says something along the line of “Oh right I may have another errand over here want to help me out?” Um I mean… sure? Maybe if you need help just ask normally like an actual person Balthus! DON’T MAIL PEOPLE SO YOU HAVE THE MUSCLE TO GET A THING BALTHUS! We find this dude, Baron Ochs who’s nabbed a holy relic from the Black Market in a desperate attempt to save his daughter. It turns out he didn’t have a crest because he ends up turning into a monster. So we fight him and a bunch of bandits that are trying to steal the relic at the same time. We divine pulse once to save Felix and we are forced to do it a second time by the game because it insists on keeping Balthus alive. But we do manage to get the thing and Balthus gifts us with the Vajra-Mushti! (happy birthday Flayn…)
We get to the end of the month and go to the Holy Mausoleum. It turns out that Garrach Mach has a working elevator and these medieval era kids are super impressed with it. The Holy MAuseleum ends up being the place where we met Sothis in our dreams. Karen is SUPER excited by the fact that we recognize the pace and tells us to sit on the throne. We do and nothing happens. Karen is crushed but she doesn’t have long to mull it over because the Flame Emporer attacks! With… The Adrestian Empire’s army?! The Flame Emporer orders her army to ransack the tomb for crest stones and other valuables and Karen enters a state of apoplexy and orders us to kill them all. We make our way down to the Flame Emporer and when we knock off their mask… It’s… Edelgard?!
Then… Dimitri Snaps Spoiler cutscene in link
It turns out that Felix was not even joking about Dimitri being a chihuahua from hell. He decimates what’s left of Edelgards soldiers and demands that Edelgard explain why she’s responsible for the Tragedy of Duscar (which includes the murder of her own mother in case you forgot). Edelgard tersely replies that she had nothing to do with it before fleeing with her close confidant Hubert. Dimitri swears to kill Edelgard. Back in the Empire Edelgard becomes the actual Emporer and declares war on the church stating that its creed has been twisted by its leadership in order to control Fodlan and leave it weak and fractured. The empire marches on Garrach Mach and the monastery prepares itself for war.
We recruit Alois and Petra! Annette promotes to Cavalier and Pinkert prompts to Fortress Knight. Flynn and Dimitri master their class but don’t have the skills to qualify for their advanced class test yet.
Other Notes: Raphael wants tips on how to get more ripped from Dimitri but Dimitri does not know how to create. Dimitri can only destroy (on a related note Mercedes cannot teach him to sew.) . Ingrid interferes with Ignatz’ creative process and destroys his painting. Annette and Mercedes get in a fight because they care about each other too much.
MVPs this month: PinkertX2, Seteth, Ignatz, Sylvain
@Viivie @Edelgard @MaplesHaiku @PrinceOfSoup @Ern @Falinks @Tynethyne
Month 11: Pegasus Moon: Dimitri has no chill
Now that we’ve got our Glow-up Karen has decided that we need to talk to the Manager of the Universe for her. Her plan is for us and our students to go into the Holy Mausoleum to get a revelation from the Goddess. I mean… I felt like Sothis was pretty clear about not being able to talk to us anymore but I guess? We get the Enlightened One class but maybe we will do that later. We are busy being an armored knight right now after all! Both Felix and Dedue are worried about Dimitri’s rapidly diminishing mental state. He refuses to sleep, gets headaches and is generally acting erratic. Dimitri insists that he is fine. Dimitri is clearly wrong.
Edelgard and Hubert are often gone and we don’t see them around the monastery right now… that’s odd. Other gossip around the monastery is either about our fabulous hair or about how there’s graduation next month… I think it’s nice that they are done with school in a year. Wouldn’t that be great?
We tackle Ignatz and Raphael’s Paralogue. Ignatz interrupts us while we attempt to teach Raphael how to read. Monsters are attacking merchants traveling from Gloucester territory to Reigan territory! Raphael mentions that this is a common occurrence on the road. It’s how his parents died after all. Everybody agrees that its time to do some pest control and we go to some cleanup. When we get there we discover that the monsters are actually being controlled somehow by some rouges. We go and take out the bossman while trying to save as many merchants as possible. When we succeed we find out that the rouges might be soldiers under Count Gloucester and its probable that he was trying to sneakily hinder the economy of Duke Reigan. This is very awkward because his son is at Garrach Mach right now. Raphael is a truly amazing man that none of us deserve and he doesn’t hold any harsh feelings toward his fellow student and is just focused on being the best man he can be. ARE YOU LISTENING DIMITRI?! Oh wait he fell asleep standing up again. Creepy.
We help Seteth and Flayn clear out some members of the Western church who were being too clingy with a certain monument to Saint Cichol. When we clear it out we get the Spear of Assal and the Caduceus staff for our trouble and learn that Seteth’s wife is buried there and that Flayn is his daughter and not his sister. No one is surprised by this.
Our last Paralogue is the Hapi and Balthus paralogue. It starts with Balthus telling us that he accidentally mailed Hapi to the capital of the Empire (he is being serious she fell asleep on a shipment of feathers). We decide we should get her back. When we get there we find a VERY ticked off Hapi who demands that Balthus explain himself. Instead of doing that Balthus says something along the line of “Oh right I may have another errand over here want to help me out?” Um I mean… sure? Maybe if you need help just ask normally like an actual person Balthus! DON’T MAIL PEOPLE SO YOU HAVE THE MUSCLE TO GET A THING BALTHUS! We find this dude, Baron Ochs who’s nabbed a holy relic from the Black Market in a desperate attempt to save his daughter. It turns out he didn’t have a crest because he ends up turning into a monster. So we fight him and a bunch of bandits that are trying to steal the relic at the same time. We divine pulse once to save Felix and we are forced to do it a second time by the game because it insists on keeping Balthus alive. But we do manage to get the thing and Balthus gifts us with the Vajra-Mushti! (happy birthday Flayn…)
We get to the end of the month and go to the Holy Mausoleum. It turns out that Garrach Mach has a working elevator and these medieval era kids are super impressed with it. The Holy MAuseleum ends up being the place where we met Sothis in our dreams. Karen is SUPER excited by the fact that we recognize the pace and tells us to sit on the throne. We do and nothing happens. Karen is crushed but she doesn’t have long to mull it over because the Flame Emporer attacks! With… The Adrestian Empire’s army?! The Flame Emporer orders her army to ransack the tomb for crest stones and other valuables and Karen enters a state of apoplexy and orders us to kill them all. We make our way down to the Flame Emporer and when we knock off their mask… It’s… Edelgard?!
Then… Dimitri Snaps Spoiler cutscene in link
It turns out that Felix was not even joking about Dimitri being a chihuahua from hell. He decimates what’s left of Edelgards soldiers and demands that Edelgard explain why she’s responsible for the Tragedy of Duscar (which includes the murder of her own mother in case you forgot). Edelgard tersely replies that she had nothing to do with it before fleeing with her close confidant Hubert. Dimitri swears to kill Edelgard. Back in the Empire Edelgard becomes the actual Emporer and declares war on the church stating that its creed has been twisted by its leadership in order to control Fodlan and leave it weak and fractured. The empire marches on Garrach Mach and the monastery prepares itself for war.
We recruit Alois and Petra! Annette promotes to Cavalier and Pinkert prompts to Fortress Knight. Flynn and Dimitri master their class but don’t have the skills to qualify for their advanced class test yet.
Other Notes: Raphael wants tips on how to get more ripped from Dimitri but Dimitri does not know how to create. Dimitri can only destroy (on a related note Mercedes cannot teach him to sew.) . Ingrid interferes with Ignatz’ creative process and destroys his painting. Annette and Mercedes get in a fight because they care about each other too much.
MVPs this month: PinkertX2, Seteth, Ignatz, Sylvain
Month 11: Pegasus Moon: Dimitri has no chill
Now that we’ve got our Glow-up Karen has decided that we need to talk to the Manager of the Universe for her. Her plan is for us and our students to go into the Holy Mausoleum to get a revelation from the Goddess. I mean… I felt like Sothis was pretty clear about not being able to talk to us anymore but I guess? We get the Enlightened One class but maybe we will do that later. We are busy being an armored knight right now after all! Both Felix and Dedue are worried about Dimitri’s rapidly diminishing mental state. He refuses to sleep, gets headaches and is generally acting erratic. Dimitri insists that he is fine. Dimitri is clearly wrong.
Edelgard and Hubert are often gone and we don’t see them around the monastery right now… that’s odd. Other gossip around the monastery is either about our fabulous hair or about how there’s graduation next month… I think it’s nice that they are done with school in a year. Wouldn’t that be great?
We tackle Ignatz and Raphael’s Paralogue. Ignatz interrupts us while we attempt to teach Raphael how to read. Monsters are attacking merchants traveling from Gloucester territory to Reigan territory! Raphael mentions that this is a common occurrence on the road. It’s how his parents died after all. Everybody agrees that its time to do some pest control and we go to some cleanup. When we get there we discover that the monsters are actually being controlled somehow by some rouges. We go and take out the bossman while trying to save as many merchants as possible. When we succeed we find out that the rouges might be soldiers under Count Gloucester and its probable that he was trying to sneakily hinder the economy of Duke Reigan. This is very awkward because his son is at Garrach Mach right now. Raphael is a truly amazing man that none of us deserve and he doesn’t hold any harsh feelings toward his fellow student and is just focused on being the best man he can be. ARE YOU LISTENING DIMITRI?! Oh wait he fell asleep standing up again. Creepy.
We help Seteth and Flayn clear out some members of the Western church who were being too clingy with a certain monument to Saint Cichol. When we clear it out we get the Spear of Assal and the Caduceus staff for our trouble and learn that Seteth’s wife is buried there and that Flayn is his daughter and not his sister. No one is surprised by this.
Our last Paralogue is the Hapi and Balthus paralogue. It starts with Balthus telling us that he accidentally mailed Hapi to the capital of the Empire (he is being serious she fell asleep on a shipment of feathers). We decide we should get her back. When we get there we find a VERY ticked off Hapi who demands that Balthus explain himself. Instead of doing that Balthus says something along the line of “Oh right I may have another errand over here want to help me out?” Um I mean… sure? Maybe if you need help just ask normally like an actual person Balthus! DON’T MAIL PEOPLE SO YOU HAVE THE MUSCLE TO GET A THING BALTHUS! We find this dude, Baron Ochs who’s nabbed a holy relic from the Black Market in a desperate attempt to save his daughter. It turns out he didn’t have a crest because he ends up turning into a monster. So we fight him and a bunch of bandits that are trying to steal the relic at the same time. We divine pulse once to save Felix and we are forced to do it a second time by the game because it insists on keeping Balthus alive. But we do manage to get the thing and Balthus gifts us with the Vajra-Mushti! (happy birthday Flayn…)
We get to the end of the month and go to the Holy Mausoleum. It turns out that Garrach Mach has a working elevator and these medieval era kids are super impressed with it. The Holy MAuseleum ends up being the place where we met Sothis in our dreams. Karen is SUPER excited by the fact that we recognize the pace and tells us to sit on the throne. We do and nothing happens. Karen is crushed but she doesn’t have long to mull it over because the Flame Emporer attacks! With… The Adrestian Empire’s army?! The Flame Emporer orders her army to ransack the tomb for crest stones and other valuables and Karen enters a state of apoplexy and orders us to kill them all. We make our way down to the Flame Emporer and when we knock off their mask… It’s… Edelgard?!
Then… Dimitri Snaps Spoiler cutscene in link
It turns out that Felix was not even joking about Dimitri being a chihuahua from hell. He decimates what’s left of Edelgards soldiers and demands that Edelgard explain why she’s responsible for the Tragedy of Duscar (which includes the murder of her own mother in case you forgot). Edelgard tersely replies that she had nothing to do with it before fleeing with her close confidant Hubert. Dimitri swears to kill Edelgard. Back in the Empire Edelgard becomes the actual Emporer and declares war on the church stating that its creed has been twisted by its leadership in order to control Fodlan and leave it weak and fractured. The empire marches on Garrach Mach and the monastery prepares itself for war.
We recruit Alois and Petra! Annette promotes to Cavalier and Pinkert prompts to Fortress Knight. Flynn and Dimitri master their class but don’t have the skills to qualify for their advanced class test yet.
Other Notes: Raphael wants tips on how to get more ripped from Dimitri but Dimitri does not know how to create. Dimitri can only destroy (on a related note Mercedes cannot teach him to sew.) . Ingrid interferes with Ignatz’ creative process and destroys his painting. Annette and Mercedes get in a fight because they care about each other too much.
MVPs this month: PinkertX2, Seteth, Ignatz, Sylvain
angry rabid chihuahua on the loose holding a bow and arrow, better watch out yall
On the bright side, you're almost done with part 1 and there haven't been too many deaths! Wooo! :D
On the bright side, you're almost done with part 1 and there haven't been too many deaths! Wooo! :D
angry rabid chihuahua on the loose holding a bow and arrow, better watch out yall
On the bright side, you're almost done with part 1 and there haven't been too many deaths! Wooo! :D
On the bright side, you're almost done with part 1 and there haven't been too many deaths! Wooo! :D
@Viivie @Edelgard @MaplesHaiku @PrinceOfSoup @Ern @Falinks @Tynethyne
Month 11: Lone Moon: What do you mean I’m an archbishop now I haven’t even read the Dragon Bible.
Edelgard’s betrayal was so shocking that the first half of the month gave up and immediately died. Now we only have two weeks to prepare. Thanks for nothing, Lone Moon. Karen calls us over and says that she is fighting in the battle. She might actually die so she declares us as her successor in the church. I mean… I have no idea what the creed of this church even is? No one ever read me whatever their bible equivalent is and all I know from watching you is that betrayal isn’t allowed. I suppose that since the Sothis merger happened we are, for all intents and purposes God so maybe it’ll be all right. Ok as our first commandment we declare the wearing of creepy masks a sin. Anyone who disobeys this commandment will be given dirty looks until they stop because killing people just because they think differently is (1) too much energy and (2) kinda gross.
Karen ignores this.
Most of the people in the monastery are in disarray. What remains of the Black Eagle House just looks confused and sad. Everyone else is fearing for their lives. We run into Gilbert and he says that if we live through this he will be leaving the Knights of Seiros and return to the kingdom as a Knight of the Kingdom. Good for you, try not to ignore your daughter before she possibly dies ok?
Dimitri is not remotely ok. Dedue, being a good mother, asks Dimitri how he is feeling and Dimitri’s response is, “AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! THE GHOSTS! THE GHOSTS! CAN YOU HEAR? THEY WANT HER? DO THEY WANT THE EMPRESSES PRETTY NECK? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!”
… Who decided it was a good idea to give this dude weapons? Oh yeah me apparently. Everybody else just shrugs and goes “I’m sure he’ll be fine. This is how normal people talk.” Like is the Kingdom ok? Fearghus are you ok? I grab some tranquilizers just in case we need to retreat or something.
Edelgards army finally comes. We defend the gates of Garrach Mach and try to crush Edelgard before she can cause any damage. It’s a tense fight With Sylvain and Dimitri almost being taken out by the Dark Knight (yes he did something this time but only because I got cocky). But Pinkert manages to get to Edelgard basically by himself (guys armored knight MC can be stupid op) and causes her to fall back… but then she calls on her reserves. Millions of soldiers begin to march to Garrach Mach. Karen steps onto the battlefield and TRANSFORMS INTO A DRAGON. She begins to decimate the imperial army but the Edelgard too has monsters and they begin to mob her. For some reason we try to help but make ourselves vulnerable in the process. Thalas blasts us with dark energy and we fall off a cliff into nothingness and blackness...
5 years later…
The Empire has all but consolidated the Kingdom of Fearghus only a few houses such as Sylvain’s house Gautier and Felix’ house Frauldarius continues to offer resistance. A new puppet leader called Cornelia rules the empires holdings in the Kingdom of Fearghus now called the Dukedom of Fearghus.
The Leiceister Aliience meanwhile is being rocked with infighting. Half of the lords support the empire while half are heavily opposed. Poor Claude is left juggling the two and tries to bluff the world into leaving them alone. It’s working but mostly because the empire hasn’t eaten the kingdom yet.
Karen has gone missing and the Knights of Seiros have gone looking for her leaving the monastery abandoned and infested with thieves and bandits.
Meanwhile, we are dreaming… lost in the twilight and silence when a familiar voice enters our ears they implore us to get up, to stop the war, to bring salvation to the people! We must rise!
I try to hit the snooze button.
The resulting cacophony manages to wake us up we are… by a river? And there’s this guy? YO GUY WHAT UP?!
Guy: Well I found you in a river and we’ve had five years of war. Why were you in a river.
Me: No clue, hey what month is it?
Guy: Ethereal Moon? There was going to be a whole shindig this year y’know. Shame about this whole war thing.
Me: Oh heck I gotta get to Garrach Mach.
Guy: Wait Why?
But instead of answering him, we book it back to Garrach Mach. It’s pretty close even though we’ve been floating in a river for 5 years. Hopefully our students will remember there promise to meet for the Festival even though it is super canceled. Everywhere is a war zone, and I have no way of RSVPing.
When we get to Garrach Mach we come across the corpses of Imperial soldiers… weirdly fresh corpses of Imperial soldiers. We follow this morbid trail to its source. A sad, edgy, Chihuahua of a man with a spear, eyepatch and a look that screams that he only sleeps 2 hours max a day. It’s Dimitri! Dimitri came YAY! Dimitri however is not happy to see us. At first he thinks we are a ghost come to haunt him like every other dead person in his life. When we show that we are alive somehow he acts briefly surprised and then descends into a sulk. If we’re here we might as well make ourselves useful. We should go rat killing.
“Rat killing” in Dimitri-bark apparently means killing all the bandits that have made their home in Garrach Mach. The past 5 years has given Dimitri a very simplistic view of life. If you’re bad he’ll murder you. If you’re not bad he’ll ignore you. As we kill the bandits the other Blue Lions come in one by one. They remembered the meeting time! And unlike Dimitri they’re acting like human beings and are glad to see us! YAY AGAIN! Oh and Gilbert is here too! Hi Gilbert! Do you know who’s not here? Dedue. I wonder why… The bandits all die and the gang gets back together. Everyone tries to rally around being united and maybe we can shift the momentum and stop Edelgard from enforcing Agnosticism or whatever but Dimitri remains shockingly unmoved and surly. In fact, he’s barely communicating now that the killing is over. Only stating that he wants to decapitate Edelgard and literally nothing else matters. Even Felix thinks his edge has gone too far. We ask if he knows what’s happened to Dedue and Dimitri snarls that he’s dead. Killed trying to rescue him. Ok, so that is a tender subject.
Later a few of the Knights of Seiros return. And by a few I Manuela, Seteth, and Flayn because they are the only knights in our army. Their main goal is to rescue Karen and make their religion legal again and since that aligns with our goals they think they’ll stick around. Oh and I’m the archbishop now since Karen is gone! Cool! Maybe I should read the dragon bible now?
At the end of the day, Gilbert takes me to the side and we talk. Dimitri is essentially is king and lord but we both agree that he is cuckoo for cocoa puffs and needs therapy. Unfortunately, this is medieval times and therapy does not exist. We might have a chance because we are Dimitri’s dads 2 and 4 after all. So it begins! Operation-stop-the-empire-and-give-Dimitri-therapy! LETS GO!!!!!!!!
Ignatz promots to Assasin and Flayn becoms a War Cleric! Now she can heal AND punch people!
MVP: PinkertX2
Month 11: Lone Moon: What do you mean I’m an archbishop now I haven’t even read the Dragon Bible.
Edelgard’s betrayal was so shocking that the first half of the month gave up and immediately died. Now we only have two weeks to prepare. Thanks for nothing, Lone Moon. Karen calls us over and says that she is fighting in the battle. She might actually die so she declares us as her successor in the church. I mean… I have no idea what the creed of this church even is? No one ever read me whatever their bible equivalent is and all I know from watching you is that betrayal isn’t allowed. I suppose that since the Sothis merger happened we are, for all intents and purposes God so maybe it’ll be all right. Ok as our first commandment we declare the wearing of creepy masks a sin. Anyone who disobeys this commandment will be given dirty looks until they stop because killing people just because they think differently is (1) too much energy and (2) kinda gross.
Karen ignores this.
Most of the people in the monastery are in disarray. What remains of the Black Eagle House just looks confused and sad. Everyone else is fearing for their lives. We run into Gilbert and he says that if we live through this he will be leaving the Knights of Seiros and return to the kingdom as a Knight of the Kingdom. Good for you, try not to ignore your daughter before she possibly dies ok?
Dimitri is not remotely ok. Dedue, being a good mother, asks Dimitri how he is feeling and Dimitri’s response is, “AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! THE GHOSTS! THE GHOSTS! CAN YOU HEAR? THEY WANT HER? DO THEY WANT THE EMPRESSES PRETTY NECK? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!”
… Who decided it was a good idea to give this dude weapons? Oh yeah me apparently. Everybody else just shrugs and goes “I’m sure he’ll be fine. This is how normal people talk.” Like is the Kingdom ok? Fearghus are you ok? I grab some tranquilizers just in case we need to retreat or something.
Edelgards army finally comes. We defend the gates of Garrach Mach and try to crush Edelgard before she can cause any damage. It’s a tense fight With Sylvain and Dimitri almost being taken out by the Dark Knight (yes he did something this time but only because I got cocky). But Pinkert manages to get to Edelgard basically by himself (guys armored knight MC can be stupid op) and causes her to fall back… but then she calls on her reserves. Millions of soldiers begin to march to Garrach Mach. Karen steps onto the battlefield and TRANSFORMS INTO A DRAGON. She begins to decimate the imperial army but the Edelgard too has monsters and they begin to mob her. For some reason we try to help but make ourselves vulnerable in the process. Thalas blasts us with dark energy and we fall off a cliff into nothingness and blackness...
5 years later…
The Empire has all but consolidated the Kingdom of Fearghus only a few houses such as Sylvain’s house Gautier and Felix’ house Frauldarius continues to offer resistance. A new puppet leader called Cornelia rules the empires holdings in the Kingdom of Fearghus now called the Dukedom of Fearghus.
The Leiceister Aliience meanwhile is being rocked with infighting. Half of the lords support the empire while half are heavily opposed. Poor Claude is left juggling the two and tries to bluff the world into leaving them alone. It’s working but mostly because the empire hasn’t eaten the kingdom yet.
Karen has gone missing and the Knights of Seiros have gone looking for her leaving the monastery abandoned and infested with thieves and bandits.
Meanwhile, we are dreaming… lost in the twilight and silence when a familiar voice enters our ears they implore us to get up, to stop the war, to bring salvation to the people! We must rise!
I try to hit the snooze button.
The resulting cacophony manages to wake us up we are… by a river? And there’s this guy? YO GUY WHAT UP?!
Guy: Well I found you in a river and we’ve had five years of war. Why were you in a river.
Me: No clue, hey what month is it?
Guy: Ethereal Moon? There was going to be a whole shindig this year y’know. Shame about this whole war thing.
Me: Oh heck I gotta get to Garrach Mach.
Guy: Wait Why?
But instead of answering him, we book it back to Garrach Mach. It’s pretty close even though we’ve been floating in a river for 5 years. Hopefully our students will remember there promise to meet for the Festival even though it is super canceled. Everywhere is a war zone, and I have no way of RSVPing.
When we get to Garrach Mach we come across the corpses of Imperial soldiers… weirdly fresh corpses of Imperial soldiers. We follow this morbid trail to its source. A sad, edgy, Chihuahua of a man with a spear, eyepatch and a look that screams that he only sleeps 2 hours max a day. It’s Dimitri! Dimitri came YAY! Dimitri however is not happy to see us. At first he thinks we are a ghost come to haunt him like every other dead person in his life. When we show that we are alive somehow he acts briefly surprised and then descends into a sulk. If we’re here we might as well make ourselves useful. We should go rat killing.
“Rat killing” in Dimitri-bark apparently means killing all the bandits that have made their home in Garrach Mach. The past 5 years has given Dimitri a very simplistic view of life. If you’re bad he’ll murder you. If you’re not bad he’ll ignore you. As we kill the bandits the other Blue Lions come in one by one. They remembered the meeting time! And unlike Dimitri they’re acting like human beings and are glad to see us! YAY AGAIN! Oh and Gilbert is here too! Hi Gilbert! Do you know who’s not here? Dedue. I wonder why… The bandits all die and the gang gets back together. Everyone tries to rally around being united and maybe we can shift the momentum and stop Edelgard from enforcing Agnosticism or whatever but Dimitri remains shockingly unmoved and surly. In fact, he’s barely communicating now that the killing is over. Only stating that he wants to decapitate Edelgard and literally nothing else matters. Even Felix thinks his edge has gone too far. We ask if he knows what’s happened to Dedue and Dimitri snarls that he’s dead. Killed trying to rescue him. Ok, so that is a tender subject.
Later a few of the Knights of Seiros return. And by a few I Manuela, Seteth, and Flayn because they are the only knights in our army. Their main goal is to rescue Karen and make their religion legal again and since that aligns with our goals they think they’ll stick around. Oh and I’m the archbishop now since Karen is gone! Cool! Maybe I should read the dragon bible now?
At the end of the day, Gilbert takes me to the side and we talk. Dimitri is essentially is king and lord but we both agree that he is cuckoo for cocoa puffs and needs therapy. Unfortunately, this is medieval times and therapy does not exist. We might have a chance because we are Dimitri’s dads 2 and 4 after all. So it begins! Operation-stop-the-empire-and-give-Dimitri-therapy! LETS GO!!!!!!!!
Ignatz promots to Assasin and Flayn becoms a War Cleric! Now she can heal AND punch people!
MVP: PinkertX2
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Month 11: Lone Moon: What do you mean I’m an archbishop now I haven’t even read the Dragon Bible.
Edelgard’s betrayal was so shocking that the first half of the month gave up and immediately died. Now we only have two weeks to prepare. Thanks for nothing, Lone Moon. Karen calls us over and says that she is fighting in the battle. She might actually die so she declares us as her successor in the church. I mean… I have no idea what the creed of this church even is? No one ever read me whatever their bible equivalent is and all I know from watching you is that betrayal isn’t allowed. I suppose that since the Sothis merger happened we are, for all intents and purposes God so maybe it’ll be all right. Ok as our first commandment we declare the wearing of creepy masks a sin. Anyone who disobeys this commandment will be given dirty looks until they stop because killing people just because they think differently is (1) too much energy and (2) kinda gross.
Karen ignores this.
Most of the people in the monastery are in disarray. What remains of the Black Eagle House just looks confused and sad. Everyone else is fearing for their lives. We run into Gilbert and he says that if we live through this he will be leaving the Knights of Seiros and return to the kingdom as a Knight of the Kingdom. Good for you, try not to ignore your daughter before she possibly dies ok?
Dimitri is not remotely ok. Dedue, being a good mother, asks Dimitri how he is feeling and Dimitri’s response is, “AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! THE GHOSTS! THE GHOSTS! CAN YOU HEAR? THEY WANT HER? DO THEY WANT THE EMPRESSES PRETTY NECK? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!”
… Who decided it was a good idea to give this dude weapons? Oh yeah me apparently. Everybody else just shrugs and goes “I’m sure he’ll be fine. This is how normal people talk.” Like is the Kingdom ok? Fearghus are you ok? I grab some tranquilizers just in case we need to retreat or something.
Edelgards army finally comes. We defend the gates of Garrach Mach and try to crush Edelgard before she can cause any damage. It’s a tense fight With Sylvain and Dimitri almost being taken out by the Dark Knight (yes he did something this time but only because I got cocky). But Pinkert manages to get to Edelgard basically by himself (guys armored knight MC can be stupid op) and causes her to fall back… but then she calls on her reserves. Millions of soldiers begin to march to Garrach Mach. Karen steps onto the battlefield and TRANSFORMS INTO A DRAGON. She begins to decimate the imperial army but the Edelgard too has monsters and they begin to mob her. For some reason we try to help but make ourselves vulnerable in the process. Thalas blasts us with dark energy and we fall off a cliff into nothingness and blackness...
5 years later…
The Empire has all but consolidated the Kingdom of Fearghus only a few houses such as Sylvain’s house Gautier and Felix’ house Frauldarius continues to offer resistance. A new puppet leader called Cornelia rules the empires holdings in the Kingdom of Fearghus now called the Dukedom of Fearghus.
The Leiceister Aliience meanwhile is being rocked with infighting. Half of the lords support the empire while half are heavily opposed. Poor Claude is left juggling the two and tries to bluff the world into leaving them alone. It’s working but mostly because the empire hasn’t eaten the kingdom yet.
Karen has gone missing and the Knights of Seiros have gone looking for her leaving the monastery abandoned and infested with thieves and bandits.
Meanwhile, we are dreaming… lost in the twilight and silence when a familiar voice enters our ears they implore us to get up, to stop the war, to bring salvation to the people! We must rise!
I try to hit the snooze button.
The resulting cacophony manages to wake us up we are… by a river? And there’s this guy? YO GUY WHAT UP?!
Guy: Well I found you in a river and we’ve had five years of war. Why were you in a river.
Me: No clue, hey what month is it?
Guy: Ethereal Moon? There was going to be a whole shindig this year y’know. Shame about this whole war thing.
Me: Oh heck I gotta get to Garrach Mach.
Guy: Wait Why?
But instead of answering him, we book it back to Garrach Mach. It’s pretty close even though we’ve been floating in a river for 5 years. Hopefully our students will remember there promise to meet for the Festival even though it is super canceled. Everywhere is a war zone, and I have no way of RSVPing.
When we get to Garrach Mach we come across the corpses of Imperial soldiers… weirdly fresh corpses of Imperial soldiers. We follow this morbid trail to its source. A sad, edgy, Chihuahua of a man with a spear, eyepatch and a look that screams that he only sleeps 2 hours max a day. It’s Dimitri! Dimitri came YAY! Dimitri however is not happy to see us. At first he thinks we are a ghost come to haunt him like every other dead person in his life. When we show that we are alive somehow he acts briefly surprised and then descends into a sulk. If we’re here we might as well make ourselves useful. We should go rat killing.
“Rat killing” in Dimitri-bark apparently means killing all the bandits that have made their home in Garrach Mach. The past 5 years has given Dimitri a very simplistic view of life. If you’re bad he’ll murder you. If you’re not bad he’ll ignore you. As we kill the bandits the other Blue Lions come in one by one. They remembered the meeting time! And unlike Dimitri they’re acting like human beings and are glad to see us! YAY AGAIN! Oh and Gilbert is here too! Hi Gilbert! Do you know who’s not here? Dedue. I wonder why… The bandits all die and the gang gets back together. Everyone tries to rally around being united and maybe we can shift the momentum and stop Edelgard from enforcing Agnosticism or whatever but Dimitri remains shockingly unmoved and surly. In fact, he’s barely communicating now that the killing is over. Only stating that he wants to decapitate Edelgard and literally nothing else matters. Even Felix thinks his edge has gone too far. We ask if he knows what’s happened to Dedue and Dimitri snarls that he’s dead. Killed trying to rescue him. Ok, so that is a tender subject.
Later a few of the Knights of Seiros return. And by a few I Manuela, Seteth, and Flayn because they are the only knights in our army. Their main goal is to rescue Karen and make their religion legal again and since that aligns with our goals they think they’ll stick around. Oh and I’m the archbishop now since Karen is gone! Cool! Maybe I should read the dragon bible now?
At the end of the day, Gilbert takes me to the side and we talk. Dimitri is essentially is king and lord but we both agree that he is cuckoo for cocoa puffs and needs therapy. Unfortunately, this is medieval times and therapy does not exist. We might have a chance because we are Dimitri’s dads 2 and 4 after all. So it begins! Operation-stop-the-empire-and-give-Dimitri-therapy! LETS GO!!!!!!!!
Ignatz promots to Assasin and Flayn becoms a War Cleric! Now she can heal AND punch people!
MVP: PinkertX2
Month 11: Lone Moon: What do you mean I’m an archbishop now I haven’t even read the Dragon Bible.
Edelgard’s betrayal was so shocking that the first half of the month gave up and immediately died. Now we only have two weeks to prepare. Thanks for nothing, Lone Moon. Karen calls us over and says that she is fighting in the battle. She might actually die so she declares us as her successor in the church. I mean… I have no idea what the creed of this church even is? No one ever read me whatever their bible equivalent is and all I know from watching you is that betrayal isn’t allowed. I suppose that since the Sothis merger happened we are, for all intents and purposes God so maybe it’ll be all right. Ok as our first commandment we declare the wearing of creepy masks a sin. Anyone who disobeys this commandment will be given dirty looks until they stop because killing people just because they think differently is (1) too much energy and (2) kinda gross.
Karen ignores this.
Most of the people in the monastery are in disarray. What remains of the Black Eagle House just looks confused and sad. Everyone else is fearing for their lives. We run into Gilbert and he says that if we live through this he will be leaving the Knights of Seiros and return to the kingdom as a Knight of the Kingdom. Good for you, try not to ignore your daughter before she possibly dies ok?
Dimitri is not remotely ok. Dedue, being a good mother, asks Dimitri how he is feeling and Dimitri’s response is, “AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! THE GHOSTS! THE GHOSTS! CAN YOU HEAR? THEY WANT HER? DO THEY WANT THE EMPRESSES PRETTY NECK? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!”
… Who decided it was a good idea to give this dude weapons? Oh yeah me apparently. Everybody else just shrugs and goes “I’m sure he’ll be fine. This is how normal people talk.” Like is the Kingdom ok? Fearghus are you ok? I grab some tranquilizers just in case we need to retreat or something.
Edelgards army finally comes. We defend the gates of Garrach Mach and try to crush Edelgard before she can cause any damage. It’s a tense fight With Sylvain and Dimitri almost being taken out by the Dark Knight (yes he did something this time but only because I got cocky). But Pinkert manages to get to Edelgard basically by himself (guys armored knight MC can be stupid op) and causes her to fall back… but then she calls on her reserves. Millions of soldiers begin to march to Garrach Mach. Karen steps onto the battlefield and TRANSFORMS INTO A DRAGON. She begins to decimate the imperial army but the Edelgard too has monsters and they begin to mob her. For some reason we try to help but make ourselves vulnerable in the process. Thalas blasts us with dark energy and we fall off a cliff into nothingness and blackness...
5 years later…
The Empire has all but consolidated the Kingdom of Fearghus only a few houses such as Sylvain’s house Gautier and Felix’ house Frauldarius continues to offer resistance. A new puppet leader called Cornelia rules the empires holdings in the Kingdom of Fearghus now called the Dukedom of Fearghus.
The Leiceister Aliience meanwhile is being rocked with infighting. Half of the lords support the empire while half are heavily opposed. Poor Claude is left juggling the two and tries to bluff the world into leaving them alone. It’s working but mostly because the empire hasn’t eaten the kingdom yet.
Karen has gone missing and the Knights of Seiros have gone looking for her leaving the monastery abandoned and infested with thieves and bandits.
Meanwhile, we are dreaming… lost in the twilight and silence when a familiar voice enters our ears they implore us to get up, to stop the war, to bring salvation to the people! We must rise!
I try to hit the snooze button.
The resulting cacophony manages to wake us up we are… by a river? And there’s this guy? YO GUY WHAT UP?!
Guy: Well I found you in a river and we’ve had five years of war. Why were you in a river.
Me: No clue, hey what month is it?
Guy: Ethereal Moon? There was going to be a whole shindig this year y’know. Shame about this whole war thing.
Me: Oh heck I gotta get to Garrach Mach.
Guy: Wait Why?
But instead of answering him, we book it back to Garrach Mach. It’s pretty close even though we’ve been floating in a river for 5 years. Hopefully our students will remember there promise to meet for the Festival even though it is super canceled. Everywhere is a war zone, and I have no way of RSVPing.
When we get to Garrach Mach we come across the corpses of Imperial soldiers… weirdly fresh corpses of Imperial soldiers. We follow this morbid trail to its source. A sad, edgy, Chihuahua of a man with a spear, eyepatch and a look that screams that he only sleeps 2 hours max a day. It’s Dimitri! Dimitri came YAY! Dimitri however is not happy to see us. At first he thinks we are a ghost come to haunt him like every other dead person in his life. When we show that we are alive somehow he acts briefly surprised and then descends into a sulk. If we’re here we might as well make ourselves useful. We should go rat killing.
“Rat killing” in Dimitri-bark apparently means killing all the bandits that have made their home in Garrach Mach. The past 5 years has given Dimitri a very simplistic view of life. If you’re bad he’ll murder you. If you’re not bad he’ll ignore you. As we kill the bandits the other Blue Lions come in one by one. They remembered the meeting time! And unlike Dimitri they’re acting like human beings and are glad to see us! YAY AGAIN! Oh and Gilbert is here too! Hi Gilbert! Do you know who’s not here? Dedue. I wonder why… The bandits all die and the gang gets back together. Everyone tries to rally around being united and maybe we can shift the momentum and stop Edelgard from enforcing Agnosticism or whatever but Dimitri remains shockingly unmoved and surly. In fact, he’s barely communicating now that the killing is over. Only stating that he wants to decapitate Edelgard and literally nothing else matters. Even Felix thinks his edge has gone too far. We ask if he knows what’s happened to Dedue and Dimitri snarls that he’s dead. Killed trying to rescue him. Ok, so that is a tender subject.
Later a few of the Knights of Seiros return. And by a few I Manuela, Seteth, and Flayn because they are the only knights in our army. Their main goal is to rescue Karen and make their religion legal again and since that aligns with our goals they think they’ll stick around. Oh and I’m the archbishop now since Karen is gone! Cool! Maybe I should read the dragon bible now?
At the end of the day, Gilbert takes me to the side and we talk. Dimitri is essentially is king and lord but we both agree that he is cuckoo for cocoa puffs and needs therapy. Unfortunately, this is medieval times and therapy does not exist. We might have a chance because we are Dimitri’s dads 2 and 4 after all. So it begins! Operation-stop-the-empire-and-give-Dimitri-therapy! LETS GO!!!!!!!!
Ignatz promots to Assasin and Flayn becoms a War Cleric! Now she can heal AND punch people!
MVP: PinkertX2
[quote name="Viivie" date="2020-09-03 12:41:58" ]
angry rabid chihuahua on the loose holding a bow and arrow, better watch out yall
[/quote]
Pffft. That image is absolutely priceless.
Also yeah I hope I don't lose TOO many more ehehe
Viivie wrote on 2020-09-03 12:41:58:
angry rabid chihuahua on the loose holding a bow and arrow, better watch out yall
Pffft. That image is absolutely priceless.
Also yeah I hope I don't lose TOO many more ehehe