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[quote name="spectralArtist" date="2020-05-15 21:57:55" ] walking on a completely flat floor; I slid on a blanket and sprained my ankle... pretty sure I won the Darwin award that day :') [/quote] what a mood. i have quite the tendency to trip over thin air and screw up my left ankle every time! thats what i get for my habit of getting up my chair and just aimlessly walking around my room also i just remembered a few months back or so my cat headbumped my nose so hard it hurt for a few minutes lmao. it was more funny than anything and she was just showing her love ok

I walked into a fence, fell over and bruised my knee.

just woke up and came back to look and these are exceptional. love all you with -5 body durability

Shut the tip of my finger in a pop open prescription bottle.
Ummm, sat on a dime that had been on the deck chair out in the sun, I burned my leg.

EDIT: was taking out recycling and the paper bag ripped and a used jar of tomato sauce fell out, shattering and sending a shard of tomato sauce covered glass into my leg. I still have a scar from it.

actually ive also just remembered i went to take my 90 lb german shepherd for a walk by a lake and took her in the shallow water (read:slippery stones)
she pulled me suddenly and i slipped and was so determined to not hit my head on the rocks i held my neck as tight as i could and totally messed it up for a day or 2

Ate beans out of a can
Cut myself on lid

Was cleaning a window, a window, at work and I reached up to high and pulled a muscle/tendon in my shoulder. Had to get an MRI and therapy. Nothing was broken, but it still hurts now and again.

Fell down my stairs at the middle of night. Bruised my big toe nail, thought I broke my toe for it hurt so much. It was such a shock I almost passed out. Months went by waiting for my toe nail to fall off, but it didn't. Had to go to the toe Dr and she sanded my nail down and now it's all funky. It will never be the same! (maybe years will pass and it will finally right its self)

And one more, my cat Uno (my he rest in peace the little s*ht) I picked him up and he turn around in my arms and bit my lower lip. Left a scar though the whole length of the lip. My sister tells me it looks like someone cut my lip off and sewed it back on. P.S. I love Uno dearly, he just liked biting me everyday, but kissed up to my mom and sister, the butt hole.

i decided it would be a fun idea to use my FOOT to turn off a light switch.

I fell right onto my back.