Fell into a trash can. Had to get 15 stitches INSIDE my nose at 2 am. This is karma for not taking the trash out on time.
Fell into a trash can. Had to get 15 stitches INSIDE my nose at 2 am. This is karma for not taking the trash out on time.
When I was around 10, I decided to see if I could navigate the house with my eyes closed. Ended up splitting my gums above one of my front teeth from slamming into the corner of a shelf. You can still kinda see it.
Also recently I cracked a tooth while impatiently crunching on some hard candies. Went to the dentist and he was like "eH itS FiNe." Guess I'll just go on living with three quarters of a molar now lol.
When I was around 10, I decided to see if I could navigate the house with my eyes closed. Ended up splitting my gums above one of my front teeth from slamming into the corner of a shelf. You can still kinda see it.
Also recently I cracked a tooth while impatiently crunching on some hard candies. Went to the dentist and he was like "eH itS FiNe." Guess I'll just go on living with three quarters of a molar now lol.
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me falling off my own bed and somehow twisting my ankle
me falling off my own bed and somehow twisting my ankle
I get injured way too often. Some of the most dumb being when I completely tore a ligament in my ankle while jumping rope, managed to get impaled after slipping on a matchbox car, and how I once stabbed myself in the neck with a pencil cause I reflexively tried to cover a sneeze. There have been many more
I get injured way too often. Some of the most dumb being when I completely tore a ligament in my ankle while jumping rope, managed to get impaled after slipping on a matchbox car, and how I once stabbed myself in the neck with a pencil cause I reflexively tried to cover a sneeze. There have been many more
So one time I was making one of those personal cookie skillet things yah?
Well after taking it out of the oven I took off my oven mitt and went to do something else for a minute. Seconds later I turned around and full on grabbed the skillet, completely forgetting the fact that I had literally just pulled it out of the oven.
RIP my hand that entire week [emoji=skull size=1]
Also I bake like a lot, the incident really shouldn't have happened but my brain short circuited lol
So one time I was making one of those personal cookie skillet things yah?
Well after taking it out of the oven I took off my oven mitt and went to do something else for a minute. Seconds later I turned around and full on grabbed the skillet, completely forgetting the fact that I had literally just pulled it out of the oven.
RIP my hand that entire week
Also I bake like a lot, the incident really shouldn't have happened but my brain short circuited lol
I was pretending I was on Legends of the Hidden Temple and jumped from a counter into a toy washing machine. Cut my head open on that.
I was pretending I was on Legends of the Hidden Temple and jumped from a counter into a toy washing machine. Cut my head open on that.
slipped on a single slice of pepperoni that was on the floor at work. i caught my balance but scraped my arm against the side of our oven in the process. >_>
slipped on a single slice of pepperoni that was on the floor at work. i caught my balance but scraped my arm against the side of our oven in the process. >_>
After getting hyped when seeing some new fandom at a resturant with friends, I crashed into some stranger and twisted my wrist as I feel down the few stairs there-
After getting hyped when seeing some new fandom at a resturant with friends, I crashed into some stranger and twisted my wrist as I feel down the few stairs there-
I am so poor. I suppose the 2000g challenge will never even be started ;-;
The dumbest way I hut myself was a leg injury from falling because I was a rebellious and dumb edgy child who is like, "I won't listen to my mom!" and ended up getting hurt.
The dumbest way I hut myself was a leg injury from falling because I was a rebellious and dumb edgy child who is like, "I won't listen to my mom!" and ended up getting hurt.
When I was younger and less smart I dropped a glass and it broke, but into those really tiny annoying pieces you can't find unless you step on it. My granddad had recently taught me that white bread will help you pick up glass. We didn't have any so I put my hand onto the ground to pick it up because my hand was the closest thing to white bread I could think of...
The pain was gone in minutes, the scars a couple of years, but the look on my mothers face when I had to explain my reasoning... priceless
When I was younger and less smart I dropped a glass and it broke, but into those really tiny annoying pieces you can't find unless you step on it. My granddad had recently taught me that white bread will help you pick up glass. We didn't have any so I put my hand onto the ground to pick it up because my hand was the closest thing to white bread I could think of...
The pain was gone in minutes, the scars a couple of years, but the look on my mothers face when I had to explain my reasoning... priceless