General Discussion

I have no idea how I actually did this, but one day before I left for a walk, I bopped my elbow on a door-frame. A little bit later, I looked at my arm and was horrified to see that the outer part of my elbow was now on the inside of my arm! It resolved itself within an hour, but to see this bulge on the inside of my arm just made me feel queasy.

I was cooking sweet potatoes in a skillet and had just chopped them, had a skillet full of hot oil, and I just. Dumped them in! I was splattered on my arm with hot oil. :') I still have a faint mark where it happened even though it's been two or three years.

either when i spilled searing hot coffee on myself in a wedding, or that time when i was outside but wanted to go inside, so i went to the door but someone else opened it and i got hit straight in the head... ow

definitely were dumber ways but those are the only i remember

i was run over by a wheelchair.. during a marathon......

i broke a bone walking into a wall so that supersedes all of my stupid injuries so far.

Got tickled and fell off my bed

We were on a swing in a park and when we wanted to get down we messed up the timing, so instead of stopping the swing with our feet and getting up we fell to the ground on our knees and almost got ourself stuck since the chains were weirdly around our arms and the seat's position made it difficult to get up

When I tried closing a door my fingers hit a corner of he wall that jutted out (So like, an outward corner to shape the room a bit more idk) near the door. You wouldn't believe how much my fingers swelled up after hitting that corner oh my goodness!!

also when I was younger everyone was jumping off this one swirly slide on the playground and when I did I broke my foot in 3 spots.. the nurse didn't believe that I broke my foot I'm still mad about that she didn't send me home