I'm sorry does your mom have a beard this nice??? No????? you poor fool. You absolute sap.
Also a pretty great beard. Plus points for length, minus points for sleeping/crying on it funny and getting it all tangled. Hard to tell if it's roots (superior choice) or hair (no.)
Trying so hard to grow a beard. Might end the world in the process? Points for effort and nobility of heart.
Entire body is beard. Impressive but clearly overcompensating for pathetic deity beard.
Modern breed has a beard which is pretty nice. But only on males??? why
Great beard potential but was told that beards and battle axes violate "dress code" and "safety guidelines" and "stop drinking near the machinery". Why even live?
Able to stylize wind as hair, yet no beard??? Correct this immediately.
You will think "oh, a very impressive beard", but be warned! It is in fact just a lot of drool. Tricky!
Least hygienic beards I've ever seen. They said that's the point. IT SHOULDN'T BE.
You MINE and you SMITH and you SMELT but no beard??? little feather purring thing and chicken and no beard???? SHAME! SHAME ON YOU!
Elves.
Also a pretty great beard. Plus points for length, minus points for sleeping/crying on it funny and getting it all tangled. Hard to tell if it's roots (superior choice) or hair (no.)
Trying so hard to grow a beard. Might end the world in the process? Points for effort and nobility of heart.
Entire body is beard. Impressive but clearly overcompensating for pathetic deity beard.
Modern breed has a beard which is pretty nice. But only on males??? why
Great beard potential but was told that beards and battle axes violate "dress code" and "safety guidelines" and "stop drinking near the machinery". Why even live?
Able to stylize wind as hair, yet no beard??? Correct this immediately.
You will think "oh, a very impressive beard", but be warned! It is in fact just a lot of drool. Tricky!
Least hygienic beards I've ever seen. They said that's the point. IT SHOULDN'T BE.
You MINE and you SMITH and you SMELT but no beard??? little feather purring thing and chicken and no beard???? SHAME! SHAME ON YOU!
Elves.