Two elves walk into a bar.
A hobbit laughs at them and just walks under the bar.
A hobbit laughs at them and just walks under the bar.
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Hmm... a joke huh?my sad excuse of a life
Well, I've got one for you Legend of Zelda fans out there:
Why is Ganondorf afraid of the internet?
There are too many Links!
Hmm... a joke huh?
Well, I've got one for you Legend of Zelda fans out there:
Why is Ganondorf afraid of the internet?
There are too many Links!
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Hmm... a joke huh?my sad excuse of a life
Well, I've got one for you Legend of Zelda fans out there:
Why is Ganondorf afraid of the internet?
There are too many Links!
Hmm... a joke huh?
Well, I've got one for you Legend of Zelda fans out there:
Why is Ganondorf afraid of the internet?
There are too many Links!
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@DragonDawn
I was going to go with "...I'm really enjoying the ride" but I thought it would be too cheesy, LOL xP And you're most welcome~ (:
Aanyway, for today's bump, some light bulb jokes becauseI'm so pathetic but I love them;
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. That's a hardware problem.
Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Approximately 1.00000000000000"
Q: How many Mafia men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Q: How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, it's a waste of time because the new bulb probably won't work either.
Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Define "light bulb."
Q: How many politically correct people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Why should we impose our values on the light bulb? If it wishes to be a light bulb of no light, we should respect its uniqueness and individuality.
A: One.
Q: How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
Sorry, I could go on all day... ^^''''
I was going to go with "...I'm really enjoying the ride" but I thought it would be too cheesy, LOL xP And you're most welcome~ (:
Aanyway, for today's bump, some light bulb jokes because
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. That's a hardware problem.
Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Approximately 1.00000000000000"
Q: How many Mafia men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Q: How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, it's a waste of time because the new bulb probably won't work either.
Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Define "light bulb."
Q: How many politically correct people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Why should we impose our values on the light bulb? If it wishes to be a light bulb of no light, we should respect its uniqueness and individuality.
A: One.
Q: How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
Sorry, I could go on all day... ^^''''
@DragonDawn
I was going to go with "...I'm really enjoying the ride" but I thought it would be too cheesy, LOL xP And you're most welcome~ (:
Aanyway, for today's bump, some light bulb jokes becauseI'm so pathetic but I love them;
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. That's a hardware problem.
Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Approximately 1.00000000000000"
Q: How many Mafia men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Q: How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, it's a waste of time because the new bulb probably won't work either.
Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Define "light bulb."
Q: How many politically correct people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Why should we impose our values on the light bulb? If it wishes to be a light bulb of no light, we should respect its uniqueness and individuality.
A: One.
Q: How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
Sorry, I could go on all day... ^^''''
I was going to go with "...I'm really enjoying the ride" but I thought it would be too cheesy, LOL xP And you're most welcome~ (:
Aanyway, for today's bump, some light bulb jokes because
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. That's a hardware problem.
Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Approximately 1.00000000000000"
Q: How many Mafia men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Q: How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, it's a waste of time because the new bulb probably won't work either.
Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Define "light bulb."
Q: How many politically correct people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Why should we impose our values on the light bulb? If it wishes to be a light bulb of no light, we should respect its uniqueness and individuality.
A: One.
Q: How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
Sorry, I could go on all day... ^^''''
What goes bump in the night?
Me, apparently. why am i even up at this hour.
ANYWAYS uh a joke
when is a door, not a door?
...when it's ajar
Me, apparently. why am i even up at this hour.
ANYWAYS uh a joke
when is a door, not a door?
...when it's ajar
What goes bump in the night?
Me, apparently. why am i even up at this hour.
ANYWAYS uh a joke
when is a door, not a door?
...when it's ajar
Me, apparently. why am i even up at this hour.
ANYWAYS uh a joke
when is a door, not a door?
...when it's ajar
Bump!
Q: What do you call an asexual with mismatched socks?
A: Ace-symmetrical.
Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium.
Q: What kind of shoes does a Transformer wear?
A: Vans.
This joke about the Fibonacci sequence is as good as the last two you heard combined.
Did you hear about the Norwegian robot that analysed a bird? It Scandinavian.
When I looked at my controller, I found that my D-pad had disappeared! It downright up and left.
I was trying to order some trophies for an organisation, and wanted them to look like lions. But when they arrived, for some reason, they only had the back half of the lion. It was a catastrophe.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re in here a lot, are you an alcoholic?” The horse ponders for a minute and responds, “I don’t think I am,” and suddenly vanishes. This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with the postulate, “I think, therefore I am.” But telling you that first would have been putting Descartes before the horse.
I'm so sorry :)
No I'm not.
Q: What do you call an asexual with mismatched socks?
A: Ace-symmetrical.
Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium.
Q: What kind of shoes does a Transformer wear?
A: Vans.
This joke about the Fibonacci sequence is as good as the last two you heard combined.
Did you hear about the Norwegian robot that analysed a bird? It Scandinavian.
When I looked at my controller, I found that my D-pad had disappeared! It downright up and left.
I was trying to order some trophies for an organisation, and wanted them to look like lions. But when they arrived, for some reason, they only had the back half of the lion. It was a catastrophe.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re in here a lot, are you an alcoholic?” The horse ponders for a minute and responds, “I don’t think I am,” and suddenly vanishes. This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with the postulate, “I think, therefore I am.” But telling you that first would have been putting Descartes before the horse.
I'm so sorry :)
Bump!
Q: What do you call an asexual with mismatched socks?
A: Ace-symmetrical.
Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium.
Q: What kind of shoes does a Transformer wear?
A: Vans.
This joke about the Fibonacci sequence is as good as the last two you heard combined.
Did you hear about the Norwegian robot that analysed a bird? It Scandinavian.
When I looked at my controller, I found that my D-pad had disappeared! It downright up and left.
I was trying to order some trophies for an organisation, and wanted them to look like lions. But when they arrived, for some reason, they only had the back half of the lion. It was a catastrophe.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re in here a lot, are you an alcoholic?” The horse ponders for a minute and responds, “I don’t think I am,” and suddenly vanishes. This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with the postulate, “I think, therefore I am.” But telling you that first would have been putting Descartes before the horse.
I'm so sorry :)
No I'm not.
Q: What do you call an asexual with mismatched socks?
A: Ace-symmetrical.
Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium.
Q: What kind of shoes does a Transformer wear?
A: Vans.
This joke about the Fibonacci sequence is as good as the last two you heard combined.
Did you hear about the Norwegian robot that analysed a bird? It Scandinavian.
When I looked at my controller, I found that my D-pad had disappeared! It downright up and left.
I was trying to order some trophies for an organisation, and wanted them to look like lions. But when they arrived, for some reason, they only had the back half of the lion. It was a catastrophe.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re in here a lot, are you an alcoholic?” The horse ponders for a minute and responds, “I don’t think I am,” and suddenly vanishes. This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with the postulate, “I think, therefore I am.” But telling you that first would have been putting Descartes before the horse.
I'm so sorry :)
did someone say jokes? haha these are awful please forgive me and accept just the bump part
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic!
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic!
did someone say jokes? haha these are awful please forgive me and accept just the bump part
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic!
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic!
Bump
Oh, no... I'm terrible at jokes.... I'll try!
Q: Did you hear about the guy who dreamed he was eating a giant marshmallow?
A: Yeah, when he woke up, his pillow was gone.
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Dear, just get off the merry-go-round!
Teacher: "I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?"
Student: "The cow ate the grass, sir."
Oh, no... I'm terrible at jokes.... I'll try!
Q: Did you hear about the guy who dreamed he was eating a giant marshmallow?
A: Yeah, when he woke up, his pillow was gone.
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Dear, just get off the merry-go-round!
Teacher: "I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?"
Student: "The cow ate the grass, sir."
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Oh, no... I'm terrible at jokes.... I'll try!
Q: Did you hear about the guy who dreamed he was eating a giant marshmallow?
A: Yeah, when he woke up, his pillow was gone.
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Dear, just get off the merry-go-round!
Teacher: "I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?"
Student: "The cow ate the grass, sir."
Oh, no... I'm terrible at jokes.... I'll try!
Q: Did you hear about the guy who dreamed he was eating a giant marshmallow?
A: Yeah, when he woke up, his pillow was gone.
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Dear, just get off the merry-go-round!
Teacher: "I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?"
Student: "The cow ate the grass, sir."
Bump~
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Bump~
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
*bump* did we hit something?
Okay, how about a Latin joke
A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. "Five drinks please!"
(let's see if I remember this next part correctly)
"I'd like to order a pizzum," he then says.
"Don't you mean 'pizza'?" his friend asks.
"If I wanted more than one I would have said so!"
Okay, how about a Latin joke
A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. "Five drinks please!"
(let's see if I remember this next part correctly)
"I'd like to order a pizzum," he then says.
"Don't you mean 'pizza'?" his friend asks.
"If I wanted more than one I would have said so!"
*bump* did we hit something?
Okay, how about a Latin joke
A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. "Five drinks please!"
(let's see if I remember this next part correctly)
"I'd like to order a pizzum," he then says.
"Don't you mean 'pizza'?" his friend asks.
"If I wanted more than one I would have said so!"
Okay, how about a Latin joke
A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. "Five drinks please!"
(let's see if I remember this next part correctly)
"I'd like to order a pizzum," he then says.
"Don't you mean 'pizza'?" his friend asks.
"If I wanted more than one I would have said so!"
@DragonDawn
If we don't answer every single question on each form, do we still have a chance at winning? Because there were a few I didn't know, and I just left them blank.
Also, jokes!
Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?
Because he was cursing in class!
Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.
Professor Quirrell walks into a bar, unwraps his turban, and present’s the Dark Lord’s face to the barman. The Dark Lord orders a beer.
“Sorry, can’t serve you,” the barman says. “You’re already out of your head.”
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
You know.
You know who?
Exactly. AVADA KEDAVRA!
What did Frodo say when he saw the trees dancing?
That's ENT-ertainment!
How did the hobbit ruin the boxing match?
He tried to destroy the ring!
What do you call the wraith king?
A ring leader!
If we don't answer every single question on each form, do we still have a chance at winning? Because there were a few I didn't know, and I just left them blank.
Also, jokes!
Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?
Because he was cursing in class!
Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.
Professor Quirrell walks into a bar, unwraps his turban, and present’s the Dark Lord’s face to the barman. The Dark Lord orders a beer.
“Sorry, can’t serve you,” the barman says. “You’re already out of your head.”
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
You know.
You know who?
Exactly. AVADA KEDAVRA!
What did Frodo say when he saw the trees dancing?
That's ENT-ertainment!
How did the hobbit ruin the boxing match?
He tried to destroy the ring!
What do you call the wraith king?
A ring leader!
@DragonDawn
If we don't answer every single question on each form, do we still have a chance at winning? Because there were a few I didn't know, and I just left them blank.
Also, jokes!
Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?
Because he was cursing in class!
Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.
Professor Quirrell walks into a bar, unwraps his turban, and present’s the Dark Lord’s face to the barman. The Dark Lord orders a beer.
“Sorry, can’t serve you,” the barman says. “You’re already out of your head.”
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
You know.
You know who?
Exactly. AVADA KEDAVRA!
What did Frodo say when he saw the trees dancing?
That's ENT-ertainment!
How did the hobbit ruin the boxing match?
He tried to destroy the ring!
What do you call the wraith king?
A ring leader!
If we don't answer every single question on each form, do we still have a chance at winning? Because there were a few I didn't know, and I just left them blank.
Also, jokes!
Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?
Because he was cursing in class!
Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.
Professor Quirrell walks into a bar, unwraps his turban, and present’s the Dark Lord’s face to the barman. The Dark Lord orders a beer.
“Sorry, can’t serve you,” the barman says. “You’re already out of your head.”
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
You know.
You know who?
Exactly. AVADA KEDAVRA!
What did Frodo say when he saw the trees dancing?
That's ENT-ertainment!
How did the hobbit ruin the boxing match?
He tried to destroy the ring!
What do you call the wraith king?
A ring leader!
