General Discussion

I came back from the dead once

Somehow,I can wake up at 5:00 in the morning,the next time I go to sleep it is somewhere around 12:30 in the night.
But then I’m grumpy.
I am also good at swimming in cold water,when me and my friends go to the beach in early summer,they be like:
COLDCOLDCOLDCOLDAAAAAAAA
While I’m like:
GUYS WHERE ARE U GOING?GUYS?
If I say the water is cold,you know it’s cold.

Somehow simultaneously being the dumbesst and smartest person in the room.

my mom told me i couldn't catch a fly with a tissue
so i hit him with a water bottle
checkmate mom

I have a stable sleep schedule, and physically can’t stay up past 11 PM unless I’m ill. This doesn’t seem much of a flex but based on what I’ve seen from the internet and my friend group, this is pretty impressive.

The downside: due to being an early bird and because of school timings, sleeping in makes me feel more tired than waking up early. Good for work/school, bad for getting rest on the weekend
Also, due to my time zone most online events occur very late for me. I have only ever caught a few streams from one single streamer I like and chatting with my American online friends is a pain

I once helped my dad push his enormous Ford F150 extended cab pickup truck while the streets were akin to an ice rink as it was the middle of a Minnesota winter, and there was oncoming traffic since the truck had gotten stuck in the middle of an intersection. Made me feel powerful.

I’m a medical mystery… doctors can’t decide whether or not I have a brain

Edit: wow, clicked post before I was ready. Brain malformation. I meant to say malformation. Possibly, tho, I also lack a brain since I can’t seem to ever write a post without editing it XD

Casually thinks of something impressive...
Ok I goy a thing to post baout
I can make tiypinse a lpot yes finda thing i dont make typos for

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

I can also do 4 pirouettes on pointe