Questionnaire Galore | General Discussion

[b]1. What’s your name?[/b] [indent][i]Laura. i'd prefer to not disclose my full name.[/i] [/indent] [b]2. Got it, how are you doing?[/b] [indent][i]Pretty well, actually. Better than normal, anyway.[/i][/indent] [b]3. Are you a gal, guy, enby, or other?[/b] [indent][i]Is tomboy a gender?[/i][/indent] [b]4. I see, so what brings you here?[/b] [indent][i]I dunno, man, i'm bored.[/i][/indent] [b]5. Where are you most active in the forums?[/b] [indent][i]I'd say Art Sales and Forum Games. I check out General Discussion often, too.[/i][/indent] [b]6. Alright, time for some ice breakers- favorite color?[/b] [indent][color=blue][i]Blue.[/i][/color][/indent] [b]7. Favorite shoe brand? [/b][indent][i]Uhh... Nike?[/i][/indent] [b]8. Red or blue?[/b] [indent][i]See question 6.[/i][/indent] [b]9. What is your actual favorite color?[/b] [indent][i]See question 6.[/i][/indent] [b]10. Strawberry or chocolate?[/b] [indent][i]Chocolate, haha.[/i][/indent] [b]11. Mario or Luigi?[/b] [indent][i]Mario is overrated. Luigi all the way, dude.[/i][/indent] [b]12. Do you plan on taking over the world?[/b] [indent][i]Uh... Oh! I'm getting a phone call. Gotta run![/i][/indent] [b]13. Do you own any pets?[/b] [indent][i]Yup. Two sweet innocent puppers.[/i][/indent] [b]14. Are you apart of any fandoms?[/b] [indent][i]Too many to count, at this point.[/i][/indent] [b]15. Can you whistle?[/b] [indent][i]I wish.[/i][/indent] [b]16. How many pillows do you own?[/b] [indent][i]That's... not normally something I keep track of... several, I think. If you wanted accurate numbers, you've asked the wrong person.[/i][/indent] [b]17. Should you be asleep right now?[/b] [indent][i]Yep. I'm a shameless night owl.[/i][/indent] [b]18. Least favorite ice cream flavor?[/b] [indent][i]Mint choc chip.[/i][/indent] [b]19. Crushed, cubed, or shaved ice?[/b] [indent][i]Cubed...?[/i][/indent] [b]20. Which continent are you from?[/b] [indent][i]good ol' North America.[/i][/indent] [b]21. Do you wear glasses?[/b] [indent][i]Are you spying on me? why, yes.[/i][/indent] [b]22. What is the superior toilet paper brand?[/b] [indent][i]Purex.[/i][/indent] [b]23. Worst video game you ever played?[/b] [indent][i]I wouldn't know, since I don't play that many games. All the ones I have played, I've enjoyed immensely.[/i][/indent] [b]24. Have you ever won a contest before?[/b] [indent][i]I think soo.... probably. Let's go with probably.[/i][/indent] [b]25. Tea or coffee?[/b] [indent][i]Coffee. The one time i did have tea, i hated it.[/i][/indent] [b]26. What would your icon be if FR didn’t restrict it to dragons?[/b] [indent][item=hainu][/indent] [b]27. A vampire asks if they can come inside your house, would you let them in?[/b] [indent][i]I've seen too many horror movies to say yes.[/i][/indent] [b]28. Turns out they’re not a vampire, they’re just a goth person looking for a telephone to use. Would you still let them in?[/b] [indent][i]Oh... well, then, come on in, man![/i][/indent] [b]29. Favorite emoji?[/b] [indent][emoji=coatl love][/indent] [b]30. Your favorite movie genre?[/b] [indent][i]No comment. I don't know.[/i][/indent] [b]31. If you could hang out with any celebrity (deceased or living) who would it be?[/b] [indent][i][size=1]probably Jacksepticeye... famous Youtubers count as celebrities, right...?[/i][/size][/indent] [b]32. Can you recite the opening script from the Bee Movie?[/b] [indent][i]No. It's been too long, rip[/i][/indent] [b]33. Are you more of a dancer or singer?[/b] [indent][i]Singer, definitely.[/i][/indent] [b]34. Are you an early bird or night owl?[/b] [indent][i]Night owl, considering it's 1:30 AM rn...[/i][/indent] [b]35. What is some of your pet peeves?[/b] [indent][i]The grammatical error in the question above is my biggest one, currently.[/i][/indent] [b]36. You’re trapped on an island. Do you venture out in the jungle or stay put in the open?[/b] [indent][i]Stay put in the open I guess. That way there's a chance that any passing planes or boats will see me. Can't see a stranded person if they're hidden in the jungle, right?[/i][/indent] [b]37. What is the last song you were listening to?[/b] [indent][i]tony thot by bbno$.[/i][/indent] [b]38. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator alone with no lights or trapped with a clown and working lights?[/b] [indent][i]I ain't scared of clowns, so I'll take the latter.[/i][/indent] [b]39. Have you ever gotten on a rollercoaster?[/b] [indent][i]No.[/i][/indent] [b]40. Have you ever broken a bone in your body?[/b] [indent][i]No.[/i][/indent] [b]41. Do you shop at Hot Topic?[/b] [indent][i]No.[/i][/indent] [b]42. What is the meaning of life?[/b] [indent][i]We are born to die. Death is inevitable.[/i][/indent] [b]43. When is the last time you had McDonalds?[/b] [indent][i]When I was like... six years old? I hate McDonalds now.[/i][/indent] [b]44. Do you collect anything?[/b] [indent][i]Not actively.[/i][/indent] [b]45. How’s the weather over there?[/b] [indent][i]Crappy.[/i][/indent] [b]46. Are you eating anything right now?[/b] [indent][i]No.[/i][/indent] [b]47. Oreos or Chips Ahoy?[/b] [indent][i]Chips Ahoy all the way, my man.[/i][/indent] [b]48. Favorite cereal?[/b] [indent][i]Frosted Flakes.[/i][/indent] [b]49. Are you wearing a hat right now?[/b] [indent][i]Nah.[/i][/indent] [b]50. Have you remembered to stretch or sit up?[/b] [indent][i]Well, now i have.[/i][/indent] [b]51. What about getting some water?[/b] [indent][i]I did recently.[/i][/indent] [b]52. Have you seen Bird Box?[/b] [indent][i]No.[/i][/indent] [b]53. If you could control any of the four elements (earth, air, fire, water) which one would it be?[/b] [indent][i]Well, fire seems cool, so I'll take that one.[/i][/indent] [b]54. What type of flooring does your bedroom have?[/b] [indent][i]Does it matter?[/i][/indent] [b]55. Do you have any organizational advice?/b] [indent][i]Not any good advice, no. Sorry.[/i][/indent] [b]56. Potato chips or tortilla chips?[/b] [indent][i]Potato chips.[/i][/indent] [b]57. Crayons or markers?[/b] [indent][i]Markers. I haven't ever used crayons and thought they were of good quality.[/i][/indent] [b]58. Smartphones or tablets?[/b] [indent][i]phones.[/i][/indent] [b]59. Who do you main (or would main if you never played) in Super Smash Bros.?[/b] [indent][i]What are my options? I've never played super smash a day in my life.[/i][/indent] [b]60. Opinions on the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie?[/b] [indent][i]Honestly, I couldn't care less about it.[/i][/indent] [b]61. What is one useless fact you can list here?[/b] [indent][i]Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada.[/i][/indent] [b]62. What is your eye color?[/b] [indent][color=blue][i]Blue.[/i][/color][/indent] [b]63. Would you change it (natural or non-natural color)? [/b] [indent][i]I dunno, i would make them bluer if i could.[/i][/indent] [b]64. What’s the worst thing you saw yesterday (keep it PG)?[/b] [indent][i]That there was only one more day left of February Break. I looked at the calendar.[/i][/indent] [b]65. What’s your favorite season of the year?[/b] [indent][i]Spring.[/i][/indent] [b]66. Do you enjoy reading?[/b] [indent][i]Yes and no. It depends on my mood, really.[/i][/indent] [b]67. You find 20 dollars on the ground. You have to spend it all. What do you spend it on?[/b] [indent][i]Dinner.[/i][/indent] [b]68. Have you ever traveled by plane?[/b] [indent][i]No.[/i][/indent] [b]69. Would you rather fight 50 rat-sized bulls or 1 bull-sized rat?[/b] [indent][i]50 rat sized bulls can't do that much damage to me, can they?[/i][/indent] [b]70. You are in a horror movie. You are trapped in an abandoned house in the middle of the woods at night. You are not carrying anything but a plastic spoon. You hear someone (or something) trying to open the door. All the windows are sealed shut with wood. Behind you is a pitch-black, long hallway that is either harmless or harmful that can also lead you out the house. Which way do you take?[/b] [indent][i]I pray to whatever deity/deities are out there and gun it down the dark, potentially dangerous hallway. No use trying to pry wood off of a window with a plastic spoon, which would create noise and attract whoever's at the door. Knowing most cliche horror flicks, the door is a no-go, since that's likely the killer. The dark hallway is lookin' like my best option here.[/i][/indent] [b]71. Which dragon from your lair is your visual favorite?[/b] [indent][i]Cipher. He's my profile picture.[/i][/indent] [b]72. Have you been enjoying this questionnaire?[/b] [indent][i]Yeah, I guess.[/i][/indent] [b]73. Would you recommend it to others?[/b] [indent][i]If they're looking to waste time, then sure. I mean that in a good way, and am now realising that it sounded a bit hostile.[/i][/indent] [b]74. Are you old enough to remember the 90s?[/b] [indent][i]No.[/i][/indent] [b]75. The object to your left is now your best friend. What is it?[/b] [indent][i]My calendar.[/i][/indent] [b]76. Would you rather be stuck to re-live the 1990s as your current age, or would you rather fast forward to the 2020s but be 15 years older?[/b] [indent][i]Well, the 2020's are only a year away, so i'd go back to the 90s and become a millenial.[/i][/indent] [b]77. Savory or sweet foods?[/b] [indent][i]Savoury.[/i][/indent] [b]78. Can you do a backflip?[/b] [indent][i]Hell no.[/i][/indent] [b]79. Have you ever dyed your hair before?[/b] [indent][i]Nope.[/i][/indent] [b]80. Have you ever gotten surgery before?[/b] [indent][i]Not that i can recall.[/i][/indent] [b]81. Can you handle spicy foods?[/b] [indent][i]mAyOnNaIsE iS sPiCy[/i][/indent] [b]82. What is/was your favorite school subject?[/b] [indent][i]Science. The teacher is super chill.[/i][/indent] [b]83. Do you have allergies?[/b] [indent][i]Not the kind that i think you're thinking of.[/i][/indent] [b]84. Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck?[/b] [indent][i]Bugs Bunny.[/i][/indent] [b]85. Have you seen Sharktale before?[/b] [indent][i]Yeah... that movie was trash...[/i][/indent] [b]86. Pixar or Dreamworks?[/b] [indent][i]Dreamworks. It was part of more of my childhood.[/i][/indent] [b]87. Any webcomics besides Homestuck you would recommend?[/b] [indent][i]Wilde Life. Seriously, check it out. It has some mature subject matter, tho.[/i][/indent] [b]88. Speaking of which, what is your zodiac?[/b] [indent][i]Pisces. my Chinese zodiac is monkey.[/i][/indent] [b]89. Pizza or burgers?[/b] [indent][i]Burgers.[/i][/indent] [b]90. Favorite Pokemon?[/b] [indent][i]Totodile.[/i][/indent] [b]91. Best eeveelution?[/b] [indent][i]Jolteon, totally.[/i][/indent] [b]92. How would you describe your fashion sense?[/b] [indent][i]Poor.[/i][/indent] [b]93. Favorite number?[/b] [indent][i]8, i suppose.[/i][/indent] [b]94. What animal would you be?[/b] [indent][i]Being a house cat would be pretty cool.[/i][/indent] [b]95. Would you rather be a mermaid or a fairy?[/b] [indent][i]Neither, if i could. Mermaid, I guess. I like water.[/i][/indent] [b]96. How many languages can you speak?[/b] [indent][i]1 1/2. I'm learning German, and English is my first language.[/i][/indent] [b]97. Pancakes or waffles?[/b] [indent][i]Pancakes, especially if they're t h i c c.[/i][/indent] [b]98. How did you find FR?[/b] [indent][i]Through a YouTube video. I signed up a few weeks after, I think.[/i][/indent] [b]99. Did this questionnaire help you in any way?[/b] [indent][i]I discovered more about myself and realized that I would almost DEFINITELY die in a horror movie.[/i][/indent] [b]100. Is there anything you’d like to ask yourself?[/b] [indent][i]"why are you like this?"[/i][/indent]

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1. What’s your name?

Laura. i'd prefer to not disclose my full name.

2. Got it, how are you doing?

Pretty well, actually. Better than normal, anyway.

3. Are you a gal, guy, enby, or other?

Is tomboy a gender?

4. I see, so what brings you here?

I dunno, man, i'm bored.

5. Where are you most active in the forums?

I'd say Art Sales and Forum Games. I check out General Discussion often, too.

6. Alright, time for some ice breakers- favorite color?

Blue.

7. Favorite shoe brand?

Uhh... Nike?

8. Red or blue?

See question 6.

9. What is your actual favorite color?

See question 6.

10. Strawberry or chocolate?

Chocolate, haha.

11. Mario or Luigi?

Mario is overrated. Luigi all the way, dude.

12. Do you plan on taking over the world?

Uh... Oh! I'm getting a phone call. Gotta run!

13. Do you own any pets?

Yup. Two sweet innocent puppers.

14. Are you apart of any fandoms?

Too many to count, at this point.

15. Can you whistle?

I wish.

16. How many pillows do you own?

That's... not normally something I keep track of... several, I think. If you wanted accurate numbers, you've asked the wrong person.

17. Should you be asleep right now?

Yep. I'm a shameless night owl.

18. Least favorite ice cream flavor?

Mint choc chip.

19. Crushed, cubed, or shaved ice?

Cubed...?

20. Which continent are you from?

good ol' North America.

21. Do you wear glasses?

Are you spying on me? why, yes.

22. What is the superior toilet paper brand?

Purex.

23. Worst video game you ever played?

I wouldn't know, since I don't play that many games. All the ones I have played, I've enjoyed immensely.

24. Have you ever won a contest before?

I think soo.... probably. Let's go with probably.

25. Tea or coffee?

Coffee. The one time i did have tea, i hated it.

26. What would your icon be if FR didn’t restrict it to dragons?

27. A vampire asks if they can come inside your house, would you let them in?

I've seen too many horror movies to say yes.

28. Turns out they’re not a vampire, they’re just a goth person looking for a telephone to use. Would you still let them in?

Oh... well, then, come on in, man!

29. Favorite emoji?

30. Your favorite movie genre?

No comment. I don't know.

31. If you could hang out with any celebrity (deceased or living) who would it be?

probably Jacksepticeye... famous Youtubers count as celebrities, right...?

32. Can you recite the opening script from the Bee Movie?

No. It's been too long, rip

33. Are you more of a dancer or singer?

Singer, definitely.

34. Are you an early bird or night owl?

Night owl, considering it's 1:30 AM rn...

35. What is some of your pet peeves?

The grammatical error in the question above is my biggest one, currently.

36. You’re trapped on an island. Do you venture out in the jungle or stay put in the open?

Stay put in the open I guess. That way there's a chance that any passing planes or boats will see me. Can't see a stranded person if they're hidden in the jungle, right?

37. What is the last song you were listening to?

tony **** by bbno$.

38. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator alone with no lights or trapped with a clown and working lights?

I ain't scared of clowns, so I'll take the latter.

39. Have you ever gotten on a rollercoaster?

No.

40. Have you ever broken a bone in your body?

No.

41. Do you shop at Hot Topic?

No.

42. What is the meaning of life?

We are born to die. Death is inevitable.

43. When is the last time you had McDonalds?

When I was like... six years old? I hate McDonalds now.

44. Do you collect anything?

Not actively.

45. How’s the weather over there?

Crappy.

46. Are you eating anything right now?

No.

47. Oreos or Chips Ahoy?

Chips Ahoy all the way, my man.

48. Favorite cereal?

Frosted Flakes.

49. Are you wearing a hat right now?

Nah.

50. Have you remembered to stretch or sit up?

Well, now i have.

51. What about getting some water?

I did recently.

52. Have you seen Bird Box?

No.

53. If you could control any of the four elements (earth, air, fire, water) which one would it be?

Well, fire seems cool, so I'll take that one.

54. What type of flooring does your bedroom have?

Does it matter?

55. Do you have any organizational advice?/b]

Not any good advice, no. Sorry.

56. Potato chips or tortilla chips?

Potato chips.

57. Crayons or markers?

Markers. I haven't ever used crayons and thought they were of good quality.

58. Smartphones or tablets?

phones.

59. Who do you main (or would main if you never played) in Super Smash Bros.?

What are my options? I've never played super smash a day in my life.

60. Opinions on the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie?

Honestly, I couldn't care less about it.

61. What is one useless fact you can list here?

Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada.

62. What is your eye color?

Blue.

63. Would you change it (natural or non-natural color)?

I dunno, i would make them bluer if i could.

64. What’s the worst thing you saw yesterday (keep it PG)?

That there was only one more day left of February Break. I looked at the calendar.

65. What’s your favorite season of the year?

Spring.

66. Do you enjoy reading?

Yes and no. It depends on my mood, really.

67. You find 20 dollars on the ground. You have to spend it all. What do you spend it on?

Dinner.

68. Have you ever traveled by plane?

No.

69. Would you rather fight 50 rat-sized bulls or 1 bull-sized rat?

50 rat sized bulls can't do that much damage to me, can they?

70. You are in a horror movie. You are trapped in an abandoned house in the middle of the woods at night. You are not carrying anything but a plastic spoon. You hear someone (or something) trying to open the door. All the windows are sealed shut with wood. Behind you is a pitch-black, long hallway that is either harmless or harmful that can also lead you out the house. Which way do you take?

I pray to whatever deity/deities are out there and gun it down the dark, potentially dangerous hallway. No use trying to pry wood off of a window with a plastic spoon, which would create noise and attract whoever's at the door. Knowing most cliche horror flicks, the door is a no-go, since that's likely the killer. The dark hallway is lookin' like my best option here.

71. Which dragon from your lair is your visual favorite?

Cipher. He's my profile picture.

72. Have you been enjoying this questionnaire?

Yeah, I guess.

73. Would you recommend it to others?

If they're looking to waste time, then sure. I mean that in a good way, and am now realising that it sounded a bit hostile.

74. Are you old enough to remember the 90s?

No.

75. The object to your left is now your best friend. What is it?

My calendar.

76. Would you rather be stuck to re-live the 1990s as your current age, or would you rather fast forward to the 2020s but be 15 years older?

Well, the 2020's are only a year away, so i'd go back to the 90s and become a millenial.

77. Savory or sweet foods?

Savoury.

78. Can you do a backflip?

Hell no.

79. Have you ever dyed your hair before?

Nope.

80. Have you ever gotten surgery before?

Not that i can recall.

81. Can you handle spicy foods?

mAyOnNaIsE iS sPiCy

82. What is/was your favorite school subject?

Science. The teacher is super chill.

83. Do you have allergies?

Not the kind that i think you're thinking of.

84. Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck?

Bugs Bunny.

85. Have you seen Sharktale before?

Yeah... that movie was trash...

86. Pixar or Dreamworks?

Dreamworks. It was part of more of my childhood.

87. Any webcomics besides Homestuck you would recommend?

Wilde Life. Seriously, check it out. It has some mature subject matter, tho.

88. Speaking of which, what is your zodiac?

Pisces. my Chinese zodiac is monkey.

89. Pizza or burgers?

Burgers.

90. Favorite Pokemon?

Totodile.

91. Best eeveelution?

Jolteon, totally.

92. How would you describe your fashion sense?

Poor.

93. Favorite number?

8, i suppose.

94. What animal would you be?

Being a house cat would be pretty cool.

95. Would you rather be a mermaid or a fairy?

Neither, if i could. Mermaid, I guess. I like water.

96. How many languages can you speak?

1 1/2. I'm learning German, and English is my first language.

97. Pancakes or waffles?

Pancakes, especially if they're t h i c c.

98. How did you find FR?

Through a YouTube video. I signed up a few weeks after, I think.

99. Did this questionnaire help you in any way?

I discovered more about myself and realized that I would almost DEFINITELY die in a horror movie.

100. Is there anything you’d like to ask yourself?

"why are you like this?"

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1. What’s your name? Not sharing my real name, but my IRL nickname is Cat. No, it's not short for Catherine or any variation. 2. Got it, how are you doing? Good, I wish my dad would hurry up and come home with dinner because I hunger. 3. Are you a gal, guy, enby, or other? I'm a lass 4. I see, so what brings you here? I'm bored and I like filling out these things. 5. Where are you most active in the forums? FRD! 6. Alright, time for some ice breakers- favorite color? FR Colour - Sanguine. IRL, any shade of bold red. 7. Favorite shoe brand? Fit-flops! My feet are huge and ridiculous, and Fit-Flops are so comfortable, have my size, and look real good. 8. Red or blue? Red. 9. What is your actual favorite color? Red! 10. Strawberry or chocolate? Strawberry 11. Mario or Luigi? Luigi 12. Do you plan on taking over the world? That's too much effort, so no. 13. Do you own any pets? I have 7 cats. 14. Are you apart of any fandoms? TF2, Paladins, Rainbow 6 Siege, The Arcana, Borderlands, L4D2, Portal, Undertale/Deltarune, and of course, FR. 15. Can you whistle? Nope. 16. How many pillows do you own? Just one, my bed is very small. 17. Should you be asleep right now? It's 4:37pm at the time of writing this so no. 18. Least favorite ice cream flavor? Yam. Why was that ever a thing. 19. Crushed, cubed, or shaved ice? CRUSHED 20. Which continent are you from? Asia! 21. Do you wear glasses? No, and I'm surprised and glad that I don't with the amount I use the computer. 22. What is the superior toilet paper brand? I don't even know what brand I use. 23. Worst video game you ever played? Insurgency. Sorry. 24. Have you ever won a contest before? Yes! I won two contests in a Mid Autumn Festival event many years ago, for poetry recital and best lantern. 25. Tea or coffee? Definitely tea. Not even a question. 26. What would your icon be if FR didn’t restrict it to dragons? [item=unicorn dust] 27. A vampire asks if they can come inside your house, would you let them in? Nah, I like my house empty. 28. Turns out they’re not a vampire, they’re just a goth person looking for a telephone to use. Would you still let them in? Still no. 29. Favorite emoji? [emoji=sword and shield] 30. Your favorite movie genre? Fantasy! 31. If you could hang out with any celebrity (deceased or living) who would it be? Matt Lanter, he's so cute. 32. Can you recite the opening script from the Bee Movie? According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's tiny wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow black yellow black yellow black black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake things up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! 33. Are you more of a dancer or singer? Singer. My body doesn't like to do things. 34. Are you an early bird or night owl? Early bird for sure. 35. What is some of your pet peeves? Slow walkers, and people who ask for my opinion then disregard them. 36. You’re trapped on an island. Do you venture out in the jungle or stay put in the open? Venture the jungle. 37. What is the last song you were listening to? The Wolf, by SIAMES. 38. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator alone with no lights or trapped with a clown and working lights? Alone, no lights. 39. Have you ever gotten on a rollercoaster? Yes, I went on one in December 2018. I clung to the seat with my eyes closed, shrieking the entire time. My friend insisted on getting keychains of the photo and it mocks me every day. 40. Have you ever broken a bone in your body? Not broken, but twisted (dislocated? It's been many years) my coccyx before when I slipped down stairs. 41. Do you shop at Hot Topic? Nope, I don't think there's any here. 42. What is the meaning of life? I see that you put this question as number 42. Sneaky. 43. When is the last time you had McDonalds? A week ish ago? 44. Do you collect anything? On FR, Unicorn Dust. IRL, makeup and plushies. 45. How’s the weather over there? Sunny. 46. Are you eating anything right now? No. 47. Oreos or Chips Ahoy? Is this even a question? Oreos of course, who would say Chips Ahoy? 48. Favorite cereal? Honey Stars. 49. Are you wearing a hat right now? Nope. 50. Have you remembered to stretch or sit up? Well I'm sitting right now. 51. What about getting some water? Oh, my cup is empty. 52. Have you seen Bird Box? No. 53. If you could control any of the four elements (earth, air, fire, water) which one would it be? Fire! 54. What type of flooring does your bedroom have? Parquet. 55. Do you have any organizational advice? For the love of goodness, separate your used and clean makeup brushes. Don't spread the germs around. 56. Potato chips or tortilla chips? Potato. 57. Crayons or markers? Markers. 58. Smartphones or tablets? Smartphone. 59. Who do you main (or would main if you never played) in Super Smash Bros.? I don't know anyone in Super Smash Bro. Was it Joker from Persona 5 that was added recently? If yes, then Joker. 60. Opinions on the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie? There's a movie? 61. What is one useless fact you can list here? Toothpaste tubes holes were 30% smaller previously, but companies made the holes bigger and made ads with covering the entire toothbrush bristles with toothpaste to encourage you to use more, waste more, and spent more. You only need a pea-sized drop. 62. What is your eye color? Dark brown. 63. Would you change it (natural or non-natural color)? Yes, red eyes sound lit. 64. What’s the worst thing you saw yesterday (keep it PG)? I don't think I saw anything too bad yesterday. 65. What’s your favorite season of the year? I've never experienced seasons, but autumn sounds lovely. 66. Do you enjoy reading? Yes! I just wish I had the attention span to do it. 67. You find 20 dollars on the ground. You have to spend it all. What do you spend it on? Food and art supplies. 68. Have you ever traveled by plane? 3 times to Hong Kong, one to Australia, and once to Ho Chi Minh (Stopover) and Phnom Penh. 69. Would you rather fight 50 rat-sized bulls or 1 bull-sized rat? Rat sized bulls. 70. You are in a horror movie. You are trapped in an abandoned house in the middle of the woods at night. You are not carrying anything but a plastic spoon. You hear someone (or something) trying to open the door. All the windows are sealed shut with wood. Behind you is a pitch-black, long hallway that is either harmless or harmful that can also lead you out the house. Which way do you take? Hallway. I'll take my chances. 71. Which dragon from your lair is your visual favorite? Definitely this nasty boy Chancellor. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=42124434] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/421245/42124434_350.png[/img] [/url] 72. Have you been enjoying this questionnaire? Yeah, I like these. 73. Would you recommend it to others? Well I don't have many people to talk to. 74. Are you old enough to remember the 90s? I didn't exist until the last 90s. 75. The object to your left is now your best friend. What is it? An EVA mat that's scratched up by my cats. 76. Would you rather be stuck to re-live the 1990s as your current age, or would you rather fast forward to the 2020s but be 15 years older? Definitely the 1990s. A simpler time. 77. Savory or sweet foods? How dare you make me choose. Savoury. 78. Can you do a backflip? Not unless I want to die. 79. Have you ever dyed your hair before? Yes, and I just did again this morning. 80. Have you ever gotten surgery before? Not surgery that I've had to have general anesthesia (thankfully), but I've had stitches before. 81. Can you handle spicy foods? Oh no. No no no. 82. What is/was your favorite school subject? Geography! 83. Do you have allergies? I don't think so? 84. Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck? Bugs Bunny. 85. Have you seen Sharktale before? Once, a long, long time ago. 86. Pixar or Dreamworks? Pixar. 87. Any webcomics besides Homestuck you would recommend? Lackadaisy Cats! Very good comic. 88. Speaking of which, what is your zodiac? Cancer. 89. Pizza or burgers? Pizza. 90. Favorite Pokemon? I used to like Rapidash when I was younger, but I'd say Umbreon now. 91. Best eeveelution? Umbreon. 92. How would you describe your fashion sense? Simple, disastrous. 93. Favorite number? 4 94. What animal would you be? My fursona is a cheetah so... 95. Would you rather be a mermaid or a fairy? Mermaid. I want to explore the deep. 96. How many languages can you speak? Fluently, only English. I can speak very broken Mandarin even though I'm... Chinese. 97. Pancakes or waffles? PAN. CAKES. FIGHT ME ON THIS YOU WAFFLE ADVOCATES. 98. How did you find FR? I actually found it as a NaNoWriMo ad but ignored it, then I saw it on Tumblr again a year+ later. 99. Did this questionnaire help you in any way? Well it helped stave off boredom. 100. Is there anything you’d like to ask yourself? Hey, when the hell are you gonna finish your bios for the CRT.

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1. What’s your name?
Not sharing my real name, but my IRL nickname is Cat. No, it's not short for Catherine or any variation.

2. Got it, how are you doing?
Good, I wish my dad would hurry up and come home with dinner because I hunger.

3. Are you a gal, guy, enby, or other?
I'm a lass

4. I see, so what brings you here?
I'm bored and I like filling out these things.

5. Where are you most active in the forums?
FRD!

6. Alright, time for some ice breakers- favorite color?
FR Colour - Sanguine. IRL, any shade of bold red.

7. Favorite shoe brand?
Fit-flops! My feet are huge and ridiculous, and Fit-Flops are so comfortable, have my size, and look real good.

8. Red or blue?
Red.

9. What is your actual favorite color?
Red!

10. Strawberry or chocolate?
Strawberry

11. Mario or Luigi?
Luigi

12. Do you plan on taking over the world?
That's too much effort, so no.

13. Do you own any pets?
I have 7 cats.

14. Are you apart of any fandoms?
TF2, Paladins, Rainbow 6 Siege, The Arcana, Borderlands, L4D2, Portal, Undertale/Deltarune, and of course, FR.

15. Can you whistle?
Nope.

16. How many pillows do you own?
Just one, my bed is very small.

17. Should you be asleep right now?
It's 4:37pm at the time of writing this so no.

18. Least favorite ice cream flavor?
Yam. Why was that ever a thing.

19. Crushed, cubed, or shaved ice?
CRUSHED

20. Which continent are you from?
Asia!

21. Do you wear glasses?
No, and I'm surprised and glad that I don't with the amount I use the computer.

22. What is the superior toilet paper brand?
I don't even know what brand I use.

23. Worst video game you ever played?
Insurgency. Sorry.

24. Have you ever won a contest before?
Yes! I won two contests in a Mid Autumn Festival event many years ago, for poetry recital and best lantern.

25. Tea or coffee?
Definitely tea. Not even a question.

26. What would your icon be if FR didn’t restrict it to dragons?

27. A vampire asks if they can come inside your house, would you let them in?
Nah, I like my house empty.

28. Turns out they’re not a vampire, they’re just a goth person looking for a telephone to use. Would you still let them in?
Still no.

29. Favorite emoji?

30. Your favorite movie genre?
Fantasy!

31. If you could hang out with any celebrity (deceased or living) who would it be?
Matt Lanter, he's so cute.

32. Can you recite the opening script from the Bee Movie?
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's tiny wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow black yellow black yellow black black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake things up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming!

33. Are you more of a dancer or singer?
Singer. My body doesn't like to do things.

34. Are you an early bird or night owl?
Early bird for sure.

35. What is some of your pet peeves?
Slow walkers, and people who ask for my opinion then disregard them.

36. You’re trapped on an island. Do you venture out in the jungle or stay put in the open?
Venture the jungle.

37. What is the last song you were listening to?
The Wolf, by SIAMES.

38. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator alone with no lights or trapped with a clown and working lights?
Alone, no lights.

39. Have you ever gotten on a rollercoaster?
Yes, I went on one in December 2018. I clung to the seat with my eyes closed, shrieking the entire time. My friend insisted on getting keychains of the photo and it mocks me every day.

40. Have you ever broken a bone in your body?
Not broken, but twisted (dislocated? It's been many years) my coccyx before when I slipped down stairs.

41. Do you shop at Hot Topic?
Nope, I don't think there's any here.

42. What is the meaning of life?
I see that you put this question as number 42. Sneaky.

43. When is the last time you had McDonalds?
A week ish ago?

44. Do you collect anything?
On FR, Unicorn Dust. IRL, makeup and plushies.

45. How’s the weather over there?
Sunny.

46. Are you eating anything right now?
No.

47. Oreos or Chips Ahoy?
Is this even a question? Oreos of course, who would say Chips Ahoy?

48. Favorite cereal?
Honey Stars.

49. Are you wearing a hat right now?
Nope.

50. Have you remembered to stretch or sit up?
Well I'm sitting right now.

51. What about getting some water?
Oh, my cup is empty.

52. Have you seen Bird Box?
No.

53. If you could control any of the four elements (earth, air, fire, water) which one would it be?
Fire!

54. What type of flooring does your bedroom have?
Parquet.

55. Do you have any organizational advice?
For the love of goodness, separate your used and clean makeup brushes. Don't spread the germs around.

56. Potato chips or tortilla chips?
Potato.

57. Crayons or markers?
Markers.

58. Smartphones or tablets?
Smartphone.

59. Who do you main (or would main if you never played) in Super Smash Bros.?
I don't know anyone in Super Smash Bro. Was it Joker from Persona 5 that was added recently? If yes, then Joker.

60. Opinions on the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie?
There's a movie?
61. What is one useless fact you can list here?
Toothpaste tubes holes were 30% smaller previously, but companies made the holes bigger and made ads with covering the entire toothbrush bristles with toothpaste to encourage you to use more, waste more, and spent more. You only need a pea-sized drop.

62. What is your eye color?
Dark brown.

63. Would you change it (natural or non-natural color)?
Yes, red eyes sound lit.

64. What’s the worst thing you saw yesterday (keep it PG)?
I don't think I saw anything too bad yesterday.

65. What’s your favorite season of the year?
I've never experienced seasons, but autumn sounds lovely.

66. Do you enjoy reading?
Yes! I just wish I had the attention span to do it.

67. You find 20 dollars on the ground. You have to spend it all. What do you spend it on?
Food and art supplies.

68. Have you ever traveled by plane?
3 times to Hong Kong, one to Australia, and once to Ho Chi Minh (Stopover) and Phnom Penh.

69. Would you rather fight 50 rat-sized bulls or 1 bull-sized rat?
Rat sized bulls.

70. You are in a horror movie. You are trapped in an abandoned house in the middle of the woods at night. You are not carrying anything but a plastic spoon. You hear someone (or something) trying to open the door. All the windows are sealed shut with wood. Behind you is a pitch-black, long hallway that is either harmless or harmful that can also lead you out the house. Which way do you take?

Hallway. I'll take my chances.

71. Which dragon from your lair is your visual favorite?
Definitely this nasty boy Chancellor.

72. Have you been enjoying this questionnaire?
Yeah, I like these.

73. Would you recommend it to others?
Well I don't have many people to talk to.

74. Are you old enough to remember the 90s?
I didn't exist until the last 90s.

75. The object to your left is now your best friend. What is it?
An EVA mat that's scratched up by my cats.

76. Would you rather be stuck to re-live the 1990s as your current age, or would you rather fast forward to the 2020s but be 15 years older?
Definitely the 1990s. A simpler time.

77. Savory or sweet foods?
How dare you make me choose. Savoury.

78. Can you do a backflip?
Not unless I want to die.

79. Have you ever dyed your hair before?
Yes, and I just did again this morning.

80. Have you ever gotten surgery before?
Not surgery that I've had to have general anesthesia (thankfully), but I've had stitches before.

81. Can you handle spicy foods?
Oh no. No no no.

82. What is/was your favorite school subject?
Geography!

83. Do you have allergies?
I don't think so?

84. Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck?
Bugs Bunny.

85. Have you seen Sharktale before?
Once, a long, long time ago.

86. Pixar or Dreamworks?
Pixar.

87. Any webcomics besides Homestuck you would recommend?
Lackadaisy Cats! Very good comic.

88. Speaking of which, what is your zodiac?
Cancer.

89. Pizza or burgers?
Pizza.

90. Favorite Pokemon?
I used to like Rapidash when I was younger, but I'd say Umbreon now.

91. Best eeveelution?
Umbreon.

92. How would you describe your fashion sense?
Simple, disastrous.

93. Favorite number?
4

94. What animal would you be?
My fursona is a cheetah so...

95. Would you rather be a mermaid or a fairy?
Mermaid. I want to explore the deep.

96. How many languages can you speak?
Fluently, only English. I can speak very broken Mandarin even though I'm... Chinese.

97. Pancakes or waffles?
PAN. CAKES. FIGHT ME ON THIS YOU WAFFLE ADVOCATES.

98. How did you find FR?
I actually found it as a NaNoWriMo ad but ignored it, then I saw it on Tumblr again a year+ later.

99. Did this questionnaire help you in any way?
Well it helped stave off boredom.

100. Is there anything you’d like to ask yourself?
Hey, when the hell are you gonna finish your bios for the CRT.

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1. What’s your name?
Prefer not to list my real name, but you can call me Flame if you want!
2. Got it, how are you doing?
Decent, I guess, anxiety is creeping up on me tho.
3. Are you a gal, guy, enby, or other?
I'm a gal, my pal.
4. I see, so what brings you here?
Browsing the forums instead doing what i actually need to do, haha.
5. Where are you most active in the forums?
Roleplay, I get too nervous for the main forums most of the time.
6. Alright, time for some ice breakers- favorite color?
Blue.
7. Favorite shoe brand?
I don't care much about the brand as long as it fits well and is comfortable.
8. Red or blue?
Blue again.
9. What is your actual favorite color?
While I do like blue, I also enjoy silver and mostly wear black.
10. Strawberry or chocolate?
Chocolate, though I do like strawberry cakes a lot.
11. Mario or Luigi?
Not my type of game, sorry.
12. Do you plan on taking over the world?
Maybe, if it involves cats.
13. Do you own any pets?
I have a cat named Marvel, I have a dragon in my lair made to look like him too!
14. Are you apart of any fandoms?
Quite a few, my main ones being Harry Potter and Marvel. ((Named my cat after them, of course.))
15. Can you whistle?
Nope.
16. How many pillows do you own?
I don't really keep count, but I have two main pillows for my room and a few extra.
17. Should you be asleep right now?
I wish, but it's morning, so no.
18. Least favorite ice cream flavor?
Pistachio. Especially ever since I accidentally got the flavor instead of mint chocolate chip. THEY WERE THE EXACT SAME COLOR!
19. Crushed, cubed, or shaved ice?
Cubed or crushed, I'd have to say.
20. Which continent are you from?
The Americas, as I believe they're called atm.
21. Do you wear glasses?
Yep, I used to have obnoxious bright blue glasses a while back too, lol.
22. What is the superior toilet paper brand?
Not sure, I just like soft ones.
23. Worst video game you ever played?
Hmmm, I don't really have a worst. That's only because I'm really cautious with reviews tho.
24. Have you ever won a contest before?
A few, not super major ones though.
25. Tea or coffee?
I don't drink much of either, but I think I like tea more, for now at least.
26. What would your icon be if FR didn’t restrict it to dragons?
Probably my cat, tbh.
27. A vampire asks if they can come inside your house, would you let them in?
Probably, but I'd have a garlic garland and some sort of wooden streak ready.
28. Turns out they’re not a vampire, they’re just a goth person looking for a telephone to use. Would you still let them in?
Sure, as long as I can keep an eye on em'!
29. Favorite emoji?
Probably the knife emoji, it's just really funny to me for some reason.
30. Your favorite movie genre?
Fantasy, animal, or animated movies.
31. If you could hang out with any celebrity (deceased or living) who would it be?
Brendon Urie.
32. Can you recite the opening script from the Bee Movie?
Nope, I haven't seen it in years. ~~May try to find it.~~
33. Are you more of a dancer or singer?
Dancer, maybe? I don't do much of both.
34. Are you an early bird or night owl?
Probably a night owl? As long as I had sleep the night before, I can stay awake for a while.
35. What is some of your pet peeves?
People trying to talk over each other, dismissive people, and people who refuse to listen to others or take them seriously because of race, gender((or lack of)), or sexuality. Oh, and people that jump to conclusions really quickly.
36. You’re trapped on an island. Do you venture out in the jungle or stay put in the open?
If it's day, I would hang near the edge of the jungle, if it's night, I'd climb a tree and sleep there to stay relatively safe.
37. What is the last song you were listening to?
Steven universe soundtrack, if that counts. If not, I was probably listening to imagine dragons or panic! at the disco.
38. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator alone with no lights or trapped with a clown and working lights?
Elevator, because I could huddle up and possibly sleep, or just imagine things until I was saved.
39. Have you ever gotten on a rollercoaster?
A few times, but they scare me.
40. Have you ever broken a bone in your body?
Not that I know of, unless I've been lied to my whole life lol.
41. Do you shop at Hot Topic?
As often as I can, though sometimes I worry the workers judge me because I'm not goth enough.
42. What is the meaning of life?
I'm not sure, though I hope it's to save our planet and it's animals one day.
43. When is the last time you had McDonalds?
When I was little.
44. Do you collect anything?
Pretty much anything shiny, and books. Oh, and craft supplies, especially miniatures.
45. How’s the weather over there?
Decent, maybe a bit cold.
46. Are you eating anything right now?
Just finished some gum.
47. Oreos or Chips Ahoy?
Both!
48. Favorite cereal?
Probably frosted flakes or cinnamon toast crunch.
49. Are you wearing a hat right now?
Nope, I don't wear hats often.
50. Have you remembered to stretch or sit up?
I'm sitting up, but I always forget to stretch.
51. What about getting some water?
I REFUSE! Jk, I'll get some later.
52. Have you seen Bird Box?
No, but the memes are funny.
53. If you could control any of the four elements (earth, air, fire, water) which one would it be?
Water, because it's volatile.
54. What type of flooring does your bedroom have?
Beige carpet, though it was pretty badly put in, so I end up getting my poor toes stabbed all the time.
55. Do you have any organizational advice?
Uh, write a list and set tons of reminders.
56. Potato chips or tortilla chips?
Potato chips to snack on, tortilla chips for Mexican food.
57. Crayons or markers?
Markers.
58. Smartphones or tablets?
Smartphones, I think.
59. Who do you main (or would main if you never played) in Super Smash Bros.?
Probably that adorable little pink thing. ((Sorry, I don't play those games.))
60. Opinions on the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie?
The poster/teaser looked weird to me.
61. What is one useless fact you can list here?
The oldest female orcas lead the pod, and are respected by all!
62. What is your eye color?
Brown.
63. Would you change it (natural or non-natural color)?
Maybe bright cyan blue, or black, but I like it how it is.
64. What’s the worst thing you saw yesterday (keep it PG)?
Hmmm, probably the fact that my cat didn't eat his breakfast as quickly as he normally does, which worries me.
65. What’s your favorite season of the year?
Fall, because I can wear cool clothes and of course, Halloween.
66. Do you enjoy reading?
For sure! Unless it's required reading, I suck at that.
67. You find 20 dollars on the ground. You have to spend it all. What do you spend it on?
Snacks, or art supplies.
68. Have you ever traveled by plane?
A few times, yes.
69. Would you rather fight 50 rat-sized bulls or 1 bull-sized rat?
Bull sized rat, because I would use it as self defense after I got it to trust me because I fed it.
70. You are in a horror movie. You are trapped in an abandoned house in the middle of the woods at night. You are not carrying anything but a plastic spoon. You hear someone (or something) trying to open the door. All the windows are sealed shut with wood. Behind you is a pitch-black, long hallway that is either harmless or harmful that can also lead you out the house. Which way do you take?
I break the end off of the spoon to make it sharp and take the hall way. I stay low and hang close to the wall, I keep my spoon knife at the ready and stab is attacked. I escape because if attacked I scream until they let me go because they hate screaming. I report the place to the police and they take care of it afterwards. Or I just find the light/call the police first.
71. Which dragon from your lair is your visual favorite?
Shiryoku
72. Have you been enjoying this questionnaire?
Yes, though I have to say, it is long. But it's keeping me busy.
73. Would you recommend it to others?
Sure, maybe I'll send it to my friend later.
74. Are you old enough to remember the 90s?
Prefer not to say, sorry.
75. The object to your left is now your best friend. What is it?
My red erasable pen.
76. Would you rather be stuck to re-live the 1990s as your current age, or would you rather fast forward to the 2020s but be 15 years older?
2020 probably, for safety's sake.
77. Savory or sweet foods?
Both, but not mixed.
78. Can you do a backflip?
Nope.
79. Have you ever dyed your hair before?
Yep, I tried blue, but it didn't work, atm my hair has colored tips.
80. Have you ever gotten surgery before?
Yes.
81. Can you handle spicy foods?
For the most part, yes.
82. What is/was your favorite school subject?
History probably.
83. Do you have allergies?
Some sort of tree, I think?
84. Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck?
Bugs Bunny for now.
85. Have you seen Sharktale before?
Yes, I hated it.
86. Pixar or Dreamworks?
I like dreamworks for HTTYD.
87. Any webcomics besides Homestuck you would recommend?
I don't read many, sorry.
88. Speaking of which, what is your zodiac?
Aquarius, I think?
89. Pizza or burgers?
Both, please!
90. Favorite Pokemon?
Bulbasaur
91. Best eeveelution?
I personally like glaceon
92. How would you describe your fashion sense?
A mess.
93. Favorite number?
7, though 4 is good too.
94. What animal would you be?
Probably an Orca or some type of bird.
95. Would you rather be a mermaid or a fairy?
Mermaid, because my hair would always look good unless I went above the surface.
96. How many languages can you speak?
English, and a few words in Korean and Spanish.
97. Pancakes or waffles?
Pancakes.
98. How did you find FR?
My best friend suggested to me.
99. Did this questionnaire help you in any way?
It helped me burn some time, and I guess it made me feel okay talking about myself a bit more.
100. Is there anything you’d like to ask yourself?
Hey Flame, are you ever gonna pick a topic for your webcomic? You have at least 5 ideas by now, PICK ONE!

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1. What’s your name?
Prefer not to list my real name, but you can call me Flame if you want!
2. Got it, how are you doing?
Decent, I guess, anxiety is creeping up on me tho.
3. Are you a gal, guy, enby, or other?
I'm a gal, my pal.
4. I see, so what brings you here?
Browsing the forums instead doing what i actually need to do, haha.
5. Where are you most active in the forums?
Roleplay, I get too nervous for the main forums most of the time.
6. Alright, time for some ice breakers- favorite color?
Blue.
7. Favorite shoe brand?
I don't care much about the brand as long as it fits well and is comfortable.
8. Red or blue?
Blue again.
9. What is your actual favorite color?
While I do like blue, I also enjoy silver and mostly wear black.
10. Strawberry or chocolate?
Chocolate, though I do like strawberry cakes a lot.
11. Mario or Luigi?
Not my type of game, sorry.
12. Do you plan on taking over the world?
Maybe, if it involves cats.
13. Do you own any pets?
I have a cat named Marvel, I have a dragon in my lair made to look like him too!
14. Are you apart of any fandoms?
Quite a few, my main ones being Harry Potter and Marvel. ((Named my cat after them, of course.))
15. Can you whistle?
Nope.
16. How many pillows do you own?
I don't really keep count, but I have two main pillows for my room and a few extra.
17. Should you be asleep right now?
I wish, but it's morning, so no.
18. Least favorite ice cream flavor?
Pistachio. Especially ever since I accidentally got the flavor instead of mint chocolate chip. THEY WERE THE EXACT SAME COLOR!
19. Crushed, cubed, or shaved ice?
Cubed or crushed, I'd have to say.
20. Which continent are you from?
The Americas, as I believe they're called atm.
21. Do you wear glasses?
Yep, I used to have obnoxious bright blue glasses a while back too, lol.
22. What is the superior toilet paper brand?
Not sure, I just like soft ones.
23. Worst video game you ever played?
Hmmm, I don't really have a worst. That's only because I'm really cautious with reviews tho.
24. Have you ever won a contest before?
A few, not super major ones though.
25. Tea or coffee?
I don't drink much of either, but I think I like tea more, for now at least.
26. What would your icon be if FR didn’t restrict it to dragons?
Probably my cat, tbh.
27. A vampire asks if they can come inside your house, would you let them in?
Probably, but I'd have a garlic garland and some sort of wooden streak ready.
28. Turns out they’re not a vampire, they’re just a goth person looking for a telephone to use. Would you still let them in?
Sure, as long as I can keep an eye on em'!
29. Favorite emoji?
Probably the knife emoji, it's just really funny to me for some reason.
30. Your favorite movie genre?
Fantasy, animal, or animated movies.
31. If you could hang out with any celebrity (deceased or living) who would it be?
Brendon Urie.
32. Can you recite the opening script from the Bee Movie?
Nope, I haven't seen it in years. ~~May try to find it.~~
33. Are you more of a dancer or singer?
Dancer, maybe? I don't do much of both.
34. Are you an early bird or night owl?
Probably a night owl? As long as I had sleep the night before, I can stay awake for a while.
35. What is some of your pet peeves?
People trying to talk over each other, dismissive people, and people who refuse to listen to others or take them seriously because of race, gender((or lack of)), or sexuality. Oh, and people that jump to conclusions really quickly.
36. You’re trapped on an island. Do you venture out in the jungle or stay put in the open?
If it's day, I would hang near the edge of the jungle, if it's night, I'd climb a tree and sleep there to stay relatively safe.
37. What is the last song you were listening to?
Steven universe soundtrack, if that counts. If not, I was probably listening to imagine dragons or panic! at the disco.
38. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator alone with no lights or trapped with a clown and working lights?
Elevator, because I could huddle up and possibly sleep, or just imagine things until I was saved.
39. Have you ever gotten on a rollercoaster?
A few times, but they scare me.
40. Have you ever broken a bone in your body?
Not that I know of, unless I've been lied to my whole life lol.
41. Do you shop at Hot Topic?
As often as I can, though sometimes I worry the workers judge me because I'm not goth enough.
42. What is the meaning of life?
I'm not sure, though I hope it's to save our planet and it's animals one day.
43. When is the last time you had McDonalds?
When I was little.
44. Do you collect anything?
Pretty much anything shiny, and books. Oh, and craft supplies, especially miniatures.
45. How’s the weather over there?
Decent, maybe a bit cold.
46. Are you eating anything right now?
Just finished some gum.
47. Oreos or Chips Ahoy?
Both!
48. Favorite cereal?
Probably frosted flakes or cinnamon toast crunch.
49. Are you wearing a hat right now?
Nope, I don't wear hats often.
50. Have you remembered to stretch or sit up?
I'm sitting up, but I always forget to stretch.
51. What about getting some water?
I REFUSE! Jk, I'll get some later.
52. Have you seen Bird Box?
No, but the memes are funny.
53. If you could control any of the four elements (earth, air, fire, water) which one would it be?
Water, because it's volatile.
54. What type of flooring does your bedroom have?
Beige carpet, though it was pretty badly put in, so I end up getting my poor toes stabbed all the time.
55. Do you have any organizational advice?
Uh, write a list and set tons of reminders.
56. Potato chips or tortilla chips?
Potato chips to snack on, tortilla chips for Mexican food.
57. Crayons or markers?
Markers.
58. Smartphones or tablets?
Smartphones, I think.
59. Who do you main (or would main if you never played) in Super Smash Bros.?
Probably that adorable little pink thing. ((Sorry, I don't play those games.))
60. Opinions on the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie?
The poster/teaser looked weird to me.
61. What is one useless fact you can list here?
The oldest female orcas lead the pod, and are respected by all!
62. What is your eye color?
Brown.
63. Would you change it (natural or non-natural color)?
Maybe bright cyan blue, or black, but I like it how it is.
64. What’s the worst thing you saw yesterday (keep it PG)?
Hmmm, probably the fact that my cat didn't eat his breakfast as quickly as he normally does, which worries me.
65. What’s your favorite season of the year?
Fall, because I can wear cool clothes and of course, Halloween.
66. Do you enjoy reading?
For sure! Unless it's required reading, I suck at that.
67. You find 20 dollars on the ground. You have to spend it all. What do you spend it on?
Snacks, or art supplies.
68. Have you ever traveled by plane?
A few times, yes.
69. Would you rather fight 50 rat-sized bulls or 1 bull-sized rat?
Bull sized rat, because I would use it as self defense after I got it to trust me because I fed it.
70. You are in a horror movie. You are trapped in an abandoned house in the middle of the woods at night. You are not carrying anything but a plastic spoon. You hear someone (or something) trying to open the door. All the windows are sealed shut with wood. Behind you is a pitch-black, long hallway that is either harmless or harmful that can also lead you out the house. Which way do you take?
I break the end off of the spoon to make it sharp and take the hall way. I stay low and hang close to the wall, I keep my spoon knife at the ready and stab is attacked. I escape because if attacked I scream until they let me go because they hate screaming. I report the place to the police and they take care of it afterwards. Or I just find the light/call the police first.
71. Which dragon from your lair is your visual favorite?
Shiryoku
72. Have you been enjoying this questionnaire?
Yes, though I have to say, it is long. But it's keeping me busy.
73. Would you recommend it to others?
Sure, maybe I'll send it to my friend later.
74. Are you old enough to remember the 90s?
Prefer not to say, sorry.
75. The object to your left is now your best friend. What is it?
My red erasable pen.
76. Would you rather be stuck to re-live the 1990s as your current age, or would you rather fast forward to the 2020s but be 15 years older?
2020 probably, for safety's sake.
77. Savory or sweet foods?
Both, but not mixed.
78. Can you do a backflip?
Nope.
79. Have you ever dyed your hair before?
Yep, I tried blue, but it didn't work, atm my hair has colored tips.
80. Have you ever gotten surgery before?
Yes.
81. Can you handle spicy foods?
For the most part, yes.
82. What is/was your favorite school subject?
History probably.
83. Do you have allergies?
Some sort of tree, I think?
84. Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck?
Bugs Bunny for now.
85. Have you seen Sharktale before?
Yes, I hated it.
86. Pixar or Dreamworks?
I like dreamworks for HTTYD.
87. Any webcomics besides Homestuck you would recommend?
I don't read many, sorry.
88. Speaking of which, what is your zodiac?
Aquarius, I think?
89. Pizza or burgers?
Both, please!
90. Favorite Pokemon?
Bulbasaur
91. Best eeveelution?
I personally like glaceon
92. How would you describe your fashion sense?
A mess.
93. Favorite number?
7, though 4 is good too.
94. What animal would you be?
Probably an Orca or some type of bird.
95. Would you rather be a mermaid or a fairy?
Mermaid, because my hair would always look good unless I went above the surface.
96. How many languages can you speak?
English, and a few words in Korean and Spanish.
97. Pancakes or waffles?
Pancakes.
98. How did you find FR?
My best friend suggested to me.
99. Did this questionnaire help you in any way?
It helped me burn some time, and I guess it made me feel okay talking about myself a bit more.
100. Is there anything you’d like to ask yourself?
Hey Flame, are you ever gonna pick a topic for your webcomic? You have at least 5 ideas by now, PICK ONE!

[i][/i]ooooo i love doing these 1. What’s your name? Abigail 2. Got it, how are you doing? Pretty good actually! Got school off today due to weather 3. Are you a gal, guy, enby, or other? Gal 4. I see, so what brings you here? Boredom lol, that I love filling these out 5. Where are you most active in the forums? Definitely the Current Thought forum 6. Alright, time for some ice breakers- favorite color? Green or Coral! 7. Favorite shoe brand? Don't really have one 8. Red or blue? Blue 9. What is your actual favorite color? Seafoam green, its just so pretty 10. Strawberry or chocolate? Depends on my mood, but mostly chocolate 11. Mario or Luigi? Mario 12. Do you plan on taking over the world? No lol 13. Do you own any pets? Alas, all of my pets are dead so negative ghost rider 14. Are you apart of any fandoms? Too many to list 15. Can you whistle? Not expertly but yes 16. How many pillows do you own? *slowly counts on fingers* about six ish 17. Should you be asleep right now? nope, but I wish lol 18. Least favorite ice cream flavor? Butter pecan 19. Crushed, cubed, or shaved ice? Shaaavvveedd 20. Which continent are you from? North 'Murica 21. Do you wear glasses? Yes! And get this, they're my fav color too 22. What is the superior toilet paper brand? cHARMIN 23. Worst video game you ever played? I don't play many video games, but probably Marvel vs Capcom, I don't really like those kinds of games 24. Have you ever won a contest before? Yes! Art contest, I go first place in my grade 25. Tea or coffee? Tea definitely 26. What would your icon be if FR didn’t restrict it to dragons? A picture I took from the Panic concert I went to, I filtered it to be black and white and I love it so much 27. A vampire asks if they can come inside your house, would you let them in? Pfft yea, [s]especially if its Spike[/s] 28. Turns out they’re not a vampire, they’re just a goth person looking for a telephone to use. Would you still let them in? Yea! 29. Favorite emoji? Laugh crying emoji, or XD those two I use the most as well 30. Your favorite movie genre? Comedy or sci fi 31. If you could hang out with any celebrity (deceased or living) who would it be? Oh god, ummm the first guy that came to mind was Misha Collins. He's such a sweet person and seems like he would be fun to hang out with. I would love to chill on the Supernatural set with him and pull pranks on Jensen and Jared XD 32. Can you recite the opening script from the Bee Movie? Nope, all I can recite from that movie is "YA LIKE JAZZ" 33. Are you more of a dancer or singer? Dancer 34. Are you an early bird or night owl? Night owl 35. What is some of your pet peeves? Power players or attention hoards in role plays, little kids that think its funny to piss me off (i.e play with my shit, scream to annoy me ect ect). ummmm, god i cant think of any others I know I have more. 36. You’re trapped on an island. Do you venture out in the jungle or stay put in the open? Venture in the jungle, I would have a better chance at surviving, I can just, chill in a tree and eat berries or something XD 37. What is the last song you were listening to? Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time by Panic! At The Disco 38. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator alone with no lights or trapped with a clown and working lights? Depends on if the clown is just a person in a costume and not like those horror ones, I would choose the clown, I would get claustrophobic if I was in a dark elevator. 39. Have you ever gotten on a rollercoaster? Yea 40. Have you ever broken a bone in your body? I think I broke my pinkie bone? It's bent at a weird angle, other than that no 41. Do you shop at Hot Topic? WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THIS OF COURSE!!! That's where most of my paycheck goes lmao 42. What is the meaning of life? dunno man 43. When is the last time you had McDonalds? A few months ago? Long enough that I can't remember 44. Do you collect anything? Yea! Shells and pretty rocks from whenever my mom, brother and I go to the beach. 45. How’s the weather over there? one word: [b]FREEZING[/b]. Theres a ton of snow, its not as windy as yesterday tho, and its in the single digits. Yay 46. Are you eating anything right now? Nope, but I will be eating Mac N Cheese soon muahahah 47. Oreos or Chips Ahoy? Oh god, Chips Ahoy, I can eat them a lot, Oreos I will only eat if I'm in the mood 48. Favorite cereal? Not a big fan of cereal, but probably fruitloops 49. Are you wearing a hat right now? nada 50. Have you remembered to stretch or sit up? NOPE 51. What about getting some water? uuuuhhh... ahaha- *Sweats* maybe 52. Have you seen Bird Box? No I have not, though a friend says it was really good 53. If you could control any of the four elements (earth, air, fire, water) which one would it be? WATER 54. What type of flooring does your bedroom have? Carpet 55. Do you have any organizational advice? Start small, like just tiding up papers or something, put on some tunes. I will sometimes do that, just start out by looking through papers and it will be hours later and I cleaned and organized my entire room. Again, put on some tunes, it makes it way more fun. Or podcasts or whatever your tea is 56. Potato chips or tortilla chips? P o t a to c hi ps 57. Crayons or markers? Markers 58. Smartphones or tablets? Tablets, I have never had a smart phone 59. Who do you main (or would main if you never played) in Super Smash Bros.? (I had to look up characters because I am not familiar with it at all :-;) Probably Fox, he looks cool 60. Opinions on the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie? Theres a new Sonic movie? 61. What is one useless fact you can list here? Most American car horns honk in the key of F. 62. What is your eye color? An olive ish green color with a few copper specs 63. Would you change it (natural or non-natural color)? Meh, I'm fine with it, I think the color is different. 64. What’s the worst thing you saw yesterday (keep it PG)? Seeing all the dirt and dead grass stuck to the underside of a lawnmower deck 65. What’s your favorite season of the year? Either summer or early fall 66. Do you enjoy reading? God yes 67. You find 20 dollars on the ground. You have to spend it all. What do you spend it on? Either food or a book 68. Have you ever traveled by plane? Many times, to go visit my grandparents in Vegas! 69. Would you rather fight 50 rat-sized bulls or 1 bull-sized rat? 50 rat-sized bulls, I can just drop kick them 70. You are in a horror movie. You are trapped in an abandoned house in the middle of the woods at night. You are not carrying anything but a plastic spoon. You hear someone (or something) trying to open the door. All the windows are sealed shut with wood. Behind you is a pitch-black, long hallway that is either harmless or harmful that can also lead you out the house. Which way do you take? Honestly I would just stay right where I am petrified with fear, I hate walking down dark hallways 71. Which dragon from your lair is your visual favorite? I love all my dragons, but probably PrettyOdd, hes so flowery and floofy [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=48197233] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/481973/48197233_350.png[/img] [/url] 72. Have you been enjoying this questionnaire? Hell yea! 73. Would you recommend it to others? Low key might send a link to a friend 74. Are you old enough to remember the 90s? Naw, but I was only off by two years 75. The object to your left is now your best friend. What is it? A jar of coins LMAO 76. Would you rather be stuck to re-live the 1990s as your current age, or would you rather fast forward to the 2020s but be 15 years older? Relive the 1990s 77. Savory or sweet foods? bOTH? 78. Can you do a backflip? If I want to crack my skull or break something 79. Have you ever dyed your hair before? Only once actually, and it wasn't temporary, but I liked how it looked so I might some day 80. Have you ever gotten surgery before? Apparently getting your wisdom teeth out is surgery so I guess? 81. Can you handle spicy foods? If I have something to wash out the spice 82. What is/was your favorite school subject? Art. It would of been band had you asked me years ago, but I quit because the band director was kinda mean to me 83. Do you have allergies? yea them gosh dang weeds 84. Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck? Bugs Bunny 85. Have you seen Sharktale before? OMG YES, we own it too. Might watch it now that you mentioned it... good ole trip down childhood lane 86. Pixar or Dreamworks? Pixar 87. Any webcomics besides Homestuck you would recommend? Right now i'm reading Twenty20 and its SO FREAKING CUTE OML 88. Speaking of which, what is your zodiac? Cancer! 89. Pizza or burgers? Pizza always 90. Favorite Pokemon? Ponyta 91. Best eeveelution? Umbreon 92. How would you describe your fashion sense? Laid back, comfy. over-sized band hoodies and yoga pants 93. Favorite number? 3 94. What animal would you be? hmmm, either a wolf or horse 95. Would you rather be a mermaid or a fairy? MERMAID 96. How many languages can you speak? A handfull, but only certain words and phrazes 97. Pancakes or waffles? waffles 98. How did you find FR? Looking for pet websites and stumbled across it! Though that was back when registration was at certain times, but by the time I checked back registration was open to all (YAY!) 99. Did this questionnaire help you in any way? Not really, it did take care of my boredom 100. Is there anything you’d like to ask yourself? why do my ears hurt when I wear my headphones :-;

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ooooo i love doing these

1. What’s your name?
Abigail

2. Got it, how are you doing?
Pretty good actually! Got school off today due to weather

3. Are you a gal, guy, enby, or other?
Gal

4. I see, so what brings you here?
Boredom lol, that I love filling these out

5. Where are you most active in the forums?
Definitely the Current Thought forum

6. Alright, time for some ice breakers- favorite color?
Green or Coral!

7. Favorite shoe brand?
Don't really have one

8. Red or blue?
Blue

9. What is your actual favorite color?
Seafoam green, its just so pretty

10. Strawberry or chocolate?
Depends on my mood, but mostly chocolate

11. Mario or Luigi?
Mario

12. Do you plan on taking over the world?
No lol

13. Do you own any pets?
Alas, all of my pets are dead so negative ghost rider

14. Are you apart of any fandoms?
Too many to list

15. Can you whistle?
Not expertly but yes

16. How many pillows do you own?
*slowly counts on fingers* about six ish

17. Should you be asleep right now?
nope, but I wish lol

18. Least favorite ice cream flavor?
Butter pecan

19. Crushed, cubed, or shaved ice?
Shaaavvveedd

20. Which continent are you from?
North 'Murica

21. Do you wear glasses?
Yes! And get this, they're my fav color too

22. What is the superior toilet paper brand?
cHARMIN

23. Worst video game you ever played?
I don't play many video games, but probably Marvel vs Capcom, I don't really like those kinds of games

24. Have you ever won a contest before?
Yes! Art contest, I go first place in my grade

25. Tea or coffee?
Tea definitely

26. What would your icon be if FR didn’t restrict it to dragons?
A picture I took from the Panic concert I went to, I filtered it to be black and white and I love it so much

27. A vampire asks if they can come inside your house, would you let them in?
Pfft yea, ~~especially if its Spike~~

28. Turns out they’re not a vampire, they’re just a goth person looking for a telephone to use. Would you still let them in?
Yea!

29. Favorite emoji?
Laugh crying emoji, or XD those two I use the most as well

30. Your favorite movie genre?
Comedy or sci fi

31. If you could hang out with any celebrity (deceased or living) who would it be?
Oh god, ummm the first guy that came to mind was Misha Collins. He's such a sweet person and seems like he would be fun to hang out with. I would love to chill on the Supernatural set with him and pull pranks on Jensen and Jared XD

32. Can you recite the opening script from the Bee Movie?
Nope, all I can recite from that movie is "YA LIKE JAZZ"

33. Are you more of a dancer or singer?
Dancer

34. Are you an early bird or night owl?
Night owl

35. What is some of your pet peeves?
Power players or attention hoards in role plays, little kids that think its funny to **** me off (i.e play with my ****, scream to annoy me ect ect). ummmm, god i cant think of any others I know I have more.

36. You’re trapped on an island. Do you venture out in the jungle or stay put in the open?
Venture in the jungle, I would have a better chance at surviving, I can just, chill in a tree and eat berries or something XD

37. What is the last song you were listening to?
Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time by Panic! At The Disco

38. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator alone with no lights or trapped with a clown and working lights?
Depends on if the clown is just a person in a costume and not like those horror ones, I would choose the clown, I would get claustrophobic if I was in a dark elevator.

39. Have you ever gotten on a rollercoaster?
Yea

40. Have you ever broken a bone in your body?
I think I broke my pinkie bone? It's bent at a weird angle, other than that no

41. Do you shop at Hot Topic?
WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THIS OF COURSE!!! That's where most of my paycheck goes lmao

42. What is the meaning of life?
dunno man

43. When is the last time you had McDonalds?
A few months ago? Long enough that I can't remember

44. Do you collect anything?
Yea! Shells and pretty rocks from whenever my mom, brother and I go to the beach.

45. How’s the weather over there?
one word: FREEZING. Theres a ton of snow, its not as windy as yesterday tho, and its in the single digits. Yay

46. Are you eating anything right now?
Nope, but I will be eating Mac N Cheese soon muahahah

47. Oreos or Chips Ahoy?
Oh god, Chips Ahoy, I can eat them a lot, Oreos I will only eat if I'm in the mood

48. Favorite cereal?
Not a big fan of cereal, but probably fruitloops

49. Are you wearing a hat right now?
nada

50. Have you remembered to stretch or sit up?
NOPE

51. What about getting some water?
uuuuhhh... ahaha- *Sweats* maybe

52. Have you seen Bird Box?
No I have not, though a friend says it was really good

53. If you could control any of the four elements (earth, air, fire, water) which one would it be?
WATER

54. What type of flooring does your bedroom have?
Carpet

55. Do you have any organizational advice?
Start small, like just tiding up papers or something, put on some tunes. I will sometimes do that, just start out by looking through papers and it will be hours later and I cleaned and organized my entire room. Again, put on some tunes, it makes it way more fun. Or podcasts or whatever your tea is

56. Potato chips or tortilla chips?
P o t a to c hi ps

57. Crayons or markers?
Markers

58. Smartphones or tablets?
Tablets, I have never had a smart phone

59. Who do you main (or would main if you never played) in Super Smash Bros.?
(I had to look up characters because I am not familiar with it at all :-;) Probably Fox, he looks cool

60. Opinions on the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie?
Theres a new Sonic movie?

61. What is one useless fact you can list here?
Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

62. What is your eye color?
An olive ish green color with a few copper specs

63. Would you change it (natural or non-natural color)?
Meh, I'm fine with it, I think the color is different.

64. What’s the worst thing you saw yesterday (keep it PG)?
Seeing all the dirt and dead grass stuck to the underside of a lawnmower deck

65. What’s your favorite season of the year?
Either summer or early fall

66. Do you enjoy reading?
God yes

67. You find 20 dollars on the ground. You have to spend it all. What do you spend it on?
Either food or a book

68. Have you ever traveled by plane?
Many times, to go visit my grandparents in Vegas!

69. Would you rather fight 50 rat-sized bulls or 1 bull-sized rat?
50 rat-sized bulls, I can just drop kick them

70. You are in a horror movie. You are trapped in an abandoned house in the middle of the woods at night. You are not carrying anything but a plastic spoon. You hear someone (or something) trying to open the door. All the windows are sealed shut with wood. Behind you is a pitch-black, long hallway that is either harmless or harmful that can also lead you out the house. Which way do you take?
Honestly I would just stay right where I am petrified with fear, I hate walking down dark hallways

71. Which dragon from your lair is your visual favorite?
I love all my dragons, but probably PrettyOdd, hes so flowery and floofy

72. Have you been enjoying this questionnaire?
Hell yea!

73. Would you recommend it to others?
Low key might send a link to a friend

74. Are you old enough to remember the 90s?
Naw, but I was only off by two years

75. The object to your left is now your best friend. What is it?
A jar of coins LMAO

76. Would you rather be stuck to re-live the 1990s as your current age, or would you rather fast forward to the 2020s but be 15 years older?
Relive the 1990s

77. Savory or sweet foods?
bOTH?

78. Can you do a backflip?
If I want to crack my skull or break something

79. Have you ever dyed your hair before?
Only once actually, and it wasn't temporary, but I liked how it looked so I might some day

80. Have you ever gotten surgery before?
Apparently getting your wisdom teeth out is surgery so I guess?

81. Can you handle spicy foods?
If I have something to wash out the spice

82. What is/was your favorite school subject?
Art. It would of been band had you asked me years ago, but I quit because the band director was kinda mean to me

83. Do you have allergies?
yea them gosh dang weeds

84. Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck?
Bugs Bunny

85. Have you seen Sharktale before?
OMG YES, we own it too. Might watch it now that you mentioned it... good ole trip down childhood lane

86. Pixar or Dreamworks?
Pixar

87. Any webcomics besides Homestuck you would recommend?
Right now i'm reading Twenty20 and its SO FREAKING CUTE OML

88. Speaking of which, what is your zodiac?
Cancer!

89. Pizza or burgers?
Pizza always

90. Favorite Pokemon?
Ponyta

91. Best eeveelution?
Umbreon

92. How would you describe your fashion sense?
Laid back, comfy. over-sized band hoodies and yoga pants

93. Favorite number?
3

94. What animal would you be?
hmmm, either a wolf or horse

95. Would you rather be a mermaid or a fairy?
MERMAID

96. How many languages can you speak?
A handfull, but only certain words and phrazes

97. Pancakes or waffles?
waffles

98. How did you find FR?
Looking for pet websites and stumbled across it! Though that was back when registration was at certain times, but by the time I checked back registration was open to all (YAY!)

99. Did this questionnaire help you in any way?
Not really, it did take care of my boredom

100. Is there anything you’d like to ask yourself?
why do my ears hurt when I wear my headphones :-;

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[b]1. What’s your name?[/b] P a i [b]2. Got it, how are you doing?[/b] I'm a bit hungry and I'm procrastinating schoolwork. So p normal [b]3. Are you a gal, guy, enby, or other?[/b] Girl, I think [b]4. I see, so what brings you here?[/b] Was searching some terms in the search box for the forums and found this thread, which I ignored the first time around [b]5. Where are you most active in the forums?[/b] Dragon Share, though I can be seen browsing FRD at times [b]6. Alright, time for some ice breakers- favorite color?[/b] Blue! [b]7. Favorite shoe brand?[/b] Don't have one! Shoes have a single function! Why would I have a favorite brand! [b]8. Red or blue?[/b] B l u e [b]9. What is your actual favorite color?[/b] Blue. My guy. You think I'd [i]lie?[/i] [b]10. Strawberry or chocolate?[/b] Strawberry [b]11. Mario or Luigi?[/b] Neither, the little Italian plumbers mean nothing to me [b]12. Do you plan on taking over the world?[/b] Eventually [b]13. Do you own any pets?[/b] Nah. Did make friends with a cat once tho. And her kittens. That was nice [b]14. Are you apart of any fandoms?[/b] Define "apart of" [b]15. Can you whistle?[/b] *cries* [i]no[/i] [b]16. How many pillows do you own?[/b] Four. Or maybe six. People keep buying me pillows [b]17. Should you be asleep right now?[/b] I honestly couldn't tell you [b]18. Least favorite ice cream flavor?[/b] Banana [b]19. Crushed, cubed, or shaved ice?[/b] Shaved! I love shaved ice! Especially when they flavor it, that shit's so good [b]20. Which continent are you from?[/b] North America [b]21. Do you wear glasses?[/b] Yep. I need to get a new prescription too. This one's from like middle school, oof [b]22. What is the superior toilet paper brand?[/b] I have no opinions about toilet paper brands [b]23. Worst video game you ever played?[/b] Of the maybe five games I've played in my life, I'm gonna have to say gmod. I couldn't figure that thing out [b]24. Have you ever won a contest before?[/b] A few, actually! [b]25. Tea or coffee?[/b] I don't drink either, though I could be swayed to try them. Coffee because of its availability and tea for the aesthetic [b]26. What would your icon be if FR didn’t restrict it to dragons?[/b] A firefly [b]27. A vampire asks if they can come inside your house, would you let them in?[/b] No [b]28. Turns out they’re not a vampire, they’re just a goth person looking for a telephone to use. Would you still let them in?[/b] No [b]29. Favorite emoji?[/b] :rip: [b]30. Your favorite movie genre?[/b] Is animation a genre? [b]31. If you could hang out with any celebrity (deceased or living) who would it be?[/b] Whichever one had a lot of money. To buy food. Cause I'm kind of really hungry right now but I don't want to go get food. I've got things to do after this [b]32. Can you recite the opening script from the Bee Movie?[/b] I never even watched the Bee Movie [b]33. Are you more of a dancer or singer?[/b] I enjoy singing more, but I have actually danced to perform before. So who knows [b]34. Are you an early bird or night owl?[/b] *sweats* [b]35. What is some of your pet peeves?[/b] Leaving the lights on at night and generally being wasteful with electricity usage. Idk man, that just gets to me [b]36. You’re trapped on an island. Do you venture out in the jungle or stay put in the open?[/b] Stay in the open for a time [b]37. What is the last song you were listening to?[/b] Something from the radio. Didn't catch the name of the song and I'm sad forever cause I'm never gonna find it [b]38. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator alone with no lights or trapped with a clown and working lights?[/b] Elevator with no lights. [b]39. Have you ever gotten on a rollercoaster?[/b] Yeah. Don't really enjoy most of them tho [b]40. Have you ever broken a bone in your body?[/b] Nope [b]41. Do you shop at Hot Topic?[/b] Pfft no [b]42. What is the meaning of life?[/b] To justify your existence [b]43. When is the last time you had McDonalds?[/b] Uh. Maybe 12 years ago? That sounds about right [b]44. Do you collect anything?[/b] Not really [b]45. How’s the weather over there?[/b] Too cold to stay in the shade but too hot to stay in the sun [b]46. Are you eating anything right now?[/b] I wish. Kinda. I have a weird relationship with food [b]47. Oreos or Chips Ahoy?[/b] Oreos for sure [b]48. Favorite cereal?[/b] Atm I can only think of Kellogg's Corn Flakes [b]49. Are you wearing a hat right now?[/b] Nope [b]50. Have you remembered to stretch or sit up?[/b] In this entire day? Well I've been pretty mobile so probably [b]51. What about getting some water?[/b] Hmmm. Couldn't really tell you lol [b]52. Have you seen Bird Box?[/b] Never even heard of it [b]53. If you could control any of the four elements (earth, air, fire, water) which one would it be?[/b] I think fire would be the most useful [b]54. What type of flooring does your bedroom have?[/b] Carpet [b]55. Do you have any organizational advice?[/b] Throw away anything without practical use. Do not buy things that you don't see yourself using often or that have no purpose [b]56. Potato chips or tortilla chips?[/b] Tortilla! [b]57. Crayons or markers?[/b] Crayons [b]58. Smartphones or tablets?[/b] Smartphones [b]59. Who do you main (or would main if you never played) in Super Smash Bros.?[/b] Link, I think. I played SSB once and I did p good with him [b]60. Opinions on the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie?[/b] #bad [b]61. What is one useless fact you can list here?[/b] If you go two full days without any sleep in between, you will be unsteady on your feet and people will know something's wrong with you. And if you stay still for a few seconds too long you will fall asleep, no matter how impossible you would've found it otherwise. Even pinching yourself hard enough to bruise does little to prevent it [b]62. What is your eye color?[/b] Hazel [b]63. Would you change it (natural or non-natural color)?[/b] If I could, I'd probably go for brown [b]64. What’s the worst thing you saw yesterday (keep it PG)?[/b] I have no recollection of yesterday [b]65. What’s your favorite season of the year?[/b] Winter, normally! [b]66. Do you enjoy reading?[/b] Hell yeah [b]67. You find 20 dollars on the ground. You have to spend it all. What do you spend it on?[/b] [emoji=gem][emoji=gem][emoji=gem] [b]68. Have you ever traveled by plane?[/b] Yeah. It's pretty cool, if a bit nerve wracking during the first and last seconds of it [b]69. Would you rather fight 50 rat-sized bulls or 1 bull-sized rat?[/b] 1 bull-sized rat [b]70. You are in a horror movie. You are trapped in an abandoned house in the middle of the woods at night. You are not carrying anything but a plastic spoon. You hear someone (or something) trying to open the door. All the windows are sealed shut with wood. Behind you is a pitch-black, long hallway that is either harmless or harmful that can also lead you out the house. Which way do you take?[/b] The door. Better the threat you know than the one you don't [b]71. Which dragon from your lair is your visual favorite?[/b] *ugly crying* [i]I lo vve h er[/i] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=46565310] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/465654/46565310_350.png[/img] [/url] [b]72. Have you been enjoying this questionnaire?[/b] It's a good way to waste time [b]73. Would you recommend it to others?[/b] Not sure [b]74. Are you old enough to remember the 90s?[/b] Depends on if you subscribe to the idea that the 90s didn't end until 2004. [b]75. The object to your left is now your best friend. What is it?[/b] My desk. This is only partially accurate [b]76. Would you rather be stuck to re-live the 1990s as your current age, or would you rather fast forward to the 2020s but be 15 years older?[/b] Oof, re-live the 90s [b]77. Savory or sweet foods?[/b] Savory [b]78. Can you do a backflip?[/b] Give me some time and I could figure it out [b]79. Have you ever dyed your hair before?[/b] Yeah, but just the tips [b]80. Have you ever gotten surgery before?[/b] Does wisdom teeth surgery count? [b]81. Can you handle spicy foods?[/b] My guy, I eat spicy candies [b]82. What is/was your favorite school subject?[/b] Biology! [b]83. Do you have allergies?[/b] Not that I know of [b]84. Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck?[/b] Daffy Duck [b]85. Have you seen Sharktale before?[/b] Ye [b]86. Pixar or Dreamworks?[/b] Pixar [b]87. Any webcomics besides Homestuck you would recommend?[/b] The Property of Hate is a good one [b]88. Speaking of which, what is your zodiac?[/b] Cancer, though I really don't think any of the stereotypes or anything fit me at all [b]89. Pizza or burgers?[/b] Pizza [b]90. Favorite Pokemon?[/b] Noivern! [b]91. Best eeveelution?[/b] Umbreon. Cause I haven't grown out of my edgy phase I guess [b]92. How would you describe your fashion sense?[/b] Fashion forward broken up by days of not caring at all because I've only slept 20 hours last week [b]93. Favorite number?[/b] 5 [b]94. What animal would you be?[/b] A monkey [b]95. Would you rather be a mermaid or a fairy?[/b] Fairy [b]96. How many languages can you speak?[/b] I'm bilingual! [b]97. Pancakes or waffles?[/b] Waffles, for sure [b]98. How did you find FR?[/b] I saw one of the people I follow on tumblr advertise it during one of the welcome weeks. I didn't check it out until the next one [b]99. Did this questionnaire help you in any way?[/b] Was it supposed to [b]100. Is there anything you’d like to ask yourself?[/b] You know how we wonder things? Maybe we could put that energy into doing things. Just a thought

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1. What’s your name?

P a i

2. Got it, how are you doing?

I'm a bit hungry and I'm procrastinating schoolwork. So p normal

3. Are you a gal, guy, enby, or other?

Girl, I think

4. I see, so what brings you here?

Was searching some terms in the search box for the forums and found this thread, which I ignored the first time around

5. Where are you most active in the forums?

Dragon Share, though I can be seen browsing FRD at times

6. Alright, time for some ice breakers- favorite color?

Blue!

7. Favorite shoe brand?

Don't have one! Shoes have a single function! Why would I have a favorite brand!

8. Red or blue?

B l u e

9. What is your actual favorite color?

Blue. My guy. You think I'd lie?

10. Strawberry or chocolate?

Strawberry

11. Mario or Luigi?

Neither, the little Italian plumbers mean nothing to me

12. Do you plan on taking over the world?

Eventually

13. Do you own any pets?

Nah. Did make friends with a cat once tho. And her kittens. That was nice

14. Are you apart of any fandoms?

Define "apart of"

15. Can you whistle?

*cries* no

16. How many pillows do you own?

Four. Or maybe six. People keep buying me pillows

17. Should you be asleep right now?

I honestly couldn't tell you

18. Least favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana

19. Crushed, cubed, or shaved ice?

Shaved! I love shaved ice! Especially when they flavor it, that ****'s so good

20. Which continent are you from?

North America

21. Do you wear glasses?

Yep. I need to get a new prescription too. This one's from like middle school, oof

22. What is the superior toilet paper brand?

I have no opinions about toilet paper brands

23. Worst video game you ever played?

Of the maybe five games I've played in my life, I'm gonna have to say gmod. I couldn't figure that thing out

24. Have you ever won a contest before?

A few, actually!

25. Tea or coffee?

I don't drink either, though I could be swayed to try them. Coffee because of its availability and tea for the aesthetic

26. What would your icon be if FR didn’t restrict it to dragons?

A firefly

27. A vampire asks if they can come inside your house, would you let them in?

No

28. Turns out they’re not a vampire, they’re just a goth person looking for a telephone to use. Would you still let them in?

No

29. Favorite emoji?

:rip:

30. Your favorite movie genre?

Is animation a genre?

31. If you could hang out with any celebrity (deceased or living) who would it be?

Whichever one had a lot of money. To buy food. Cause I'm kind of really hungry right now but I don't want to go get food. I've got things to do after this

32. Can you recite the opening script from the Bee Movie?

I never even watched the Bee Movie

33. Are you more of a dancer or singer?

I enjoy singing more, but I have actually danced to perform before. So who knows

34. Are you an early bird or night owl?

*sweats*

35. What is some of your pet peeves?

Leaving the lights on at night and generally being wasteful with electricity usage. Idk man, that just gets to me

36. You’re trapped on an island. Do you venture out in the jungle or stay put in the open?

Stay in the open for a time

37. What is the last song you were listening to?

Something from the radio. Didn't catch the name of the song and I'm sad forever cause I'm never gonna find it

38. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator alone with no lights or trapped with a clown and working lights?

Elevator with no lights.

39. Have you ever gotten on a rollercoaster?

Yeah. Don't really enjoy most of them tho

40. Have you ever broken a bone in your body?

Nope

41. Do you shop at Hot Topic?

Pfft no

42. What is the meaning of life?

To justify your existence

43. When is the last time you had McDonalds?

Uh. Maybe 12 years ago? That sounds about right

44. Do you collect anything?

Not really

45. How’s the weather over there?

Too cold to stay in the shade but too hot to stay in the sun

46. Are you eating anything right now?

I wish. Kinda. I have a weird relationship with food

47. Oreos or Chips Ahoy?

Oreos for sure

48. Favorite cereal?

Atm I can only think of Kellogg's Corn Flakes

49. Are you wearing a hat right now?

Nope

50. Have you remembered to stretch or sit up?

In this entire day? Well I've been pretty mobile so probably

51. What about getting some water?

Hmmm. Couldn't really tell you lol

52. Have you seen Bird Box?

Never even heard of it

53. If you could control any of the four elements (earth, air, fire, water) which one would it be?

I think fire would be the most useful

54. What type of flooring does your bedroom have?

Carpet

55. Do you have any organizational advice?

Throw away anything without practical use. Do not buy things that you don't see yourself using often or that have no purpose

56. Potato chips or tortilla chips?

Tortilla!

57. Crayons or markers?

Crayons

58. Smartphones or tablets?

Smartphones

59. Who do you main (or would main if you never played) in Super Smash Bros.?

Link, I think. I played SSB once and I did p good with him

60. Opinions on the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie?

#bad

61. What is one useless fact you can list here?

If you go two full days without any sleep in between, you will be unsteady on your feet and people will know something's wrong with you. And if you stay still for a few seconds too long you will fall asleep, no matter how impossible you would've found it otherwise. Even pinching yourself hard enough to bruise does little to prevent it

62. What is your eye color?

Hazel

63. Would you change it (natural or non-natural color)?

If I could, I'd probably go for brown

64. What’s the worst thing you saw yesterday (keep it PG)?

I have no recollection of yesterday

65. What’s your favorite season of the year?

Winter, normally!

66. Do you enjoy reading?

Hell yeah

67. You find 20 dollars on the ground. You have to spend it all. What do you spend it on?

68. Have you ever traveled by plane?

Yeah. It's pretty cool, if a bit nerve wracking during the first and last seconds of it

69. Would you rather fight 50 rat-sized bulls or 1 bull-sized rat?

1 bull-sized rat

70. You are in a horror movie. You are trapped in an abandoned house in the middle of the woods at night. You are not carrying anything but a plastic spoon. You hear someone (or something) trying to open the door. All the windows are sealed shut with wood. Behind you is a pitch-black, long hallway that is either harmless or harmful that can also lead you out the house. Which way do you take?

The door. Better the threat you know than the one you don't

71. Which dragon from your lair is your visual favorite?

*ugly crying* I lo vve h er

72. Have you been enjoying this questionnaire?

It's a good way to waste time

73. Would you recommend it to others?

Not sure

74. Are you old enough to remember the 90s?

Depends on if you subscribe to the idea that the 90s didn't end until 2004.

75. The object to your left is now your best friend. What is it?

My desk. This is only partially accurate

76. Would you rather be stuck to re-live the 1990s as your current age, or would you rather fast forward to the 2020s but be 15 years older?

Oof, re-live the 90s

77. Savory or sweet foods?

Savory

78. Can you do a backflip?

Give me some time and I could figure it out

79. Have you ever dyed your hair before?

Yeah, but just the tips

80. Have you ever gotten surgery before?

Does wisdom teeth surgery count?

81. Can you handle spicy foods?

My guy, I eat spicy candies

82. What is/was your favorite school subject?

Biology!

83. Do you have allergies?

Not that I know of

84. Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck?

Daffy Duck

85. Have you seen Sharktale before?

Ye

86. Pixar or Dreamworks?

Pixar

87. Any webcomics besides Homestuck you would recommend?

The Property of Hate is a good one

88. Speaking of which, what is your zodiac?

Cancer, though I really don't think any of the stereotypes or anything fit me at all

89. Pizza or burgers?

Pizza

90. Favorite Pokemon?

Noivern!

91. Best eeveelution?

Umbreon. Cause I haven't grown out of my edgy phase I guess

92. How would you describe your fashion sense?

Fashion forward broken up by days of not caring at all because I've only slept 20 hours last week

93. Favorite number?

5

94. What animal would you be?

A monkey

95. Would you rather be a mermaid or a fairy?

Fairy

96. How many languages can you speak?

I'm bilingual!

97. Pancakes or waffles?

Waffles, for sure

98. How did you find FR?

I saw one of the people I follow on tumblr advertise it during one of the welcome weeks. I didn't check it out until the next one

99. Did this questionnaire help you in any way?

Was it supposed to

100. Is there anything you’d like to ask yourself?

You know how we wonder things? Maybe we could put that energy into doing things. Just a thought

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[quote name="Sailoroid" date="2019-01-11 08:54:40" ] I made one of these in the past in FRD but I felt a bit restricted when trying to focus on FR-related questions, so here goes for a round two! 1. What’s your name? ItsLarreyyy. Duh. 2. Got it, how are you doing? Breathing 3. Are you a gal, guy, enby, or other? I am of the females. 4. I see, so what brings you here? My laptop 5. Where are you most active in the forums? General Discussion 6. Alright, time for some ice breakers- favorite color? Maroon 7. Favorite shoe brand? Vans 8. Red or blue? Red 9. What is your actual favorite color? Maroon, i just told you. Who are you, dory? 10. Strawberry or chocolate? Vanilla 11. Mario or Luigi? Wario is supreme. 12. Do you plan on taking over the world? Pfft, like i'd admit it online...... 13. Do you own any pets? I have a goldendoodle named daisy. I love her. and hate her? idk. 14. Are you apart of any fandoms? If i took the time to list them all, i think my laptop would die 18 times. 15. Can you whistle? Kind of? 16. How many pillows do you own? Too many. 17. Should you be asleep right now? no im in the middle of class tho. 18. Least favorite ice cream flavor? ...................................................................................rocky road? 19. Crushed, cubed, or shaved ice? Chick-fil-a ice. 20. Which continent are you from? America. 21. Do you wear glasses? Unless i want to be blind, yes. 22. What is the superior toilet paper brand? The kind that does the job. 23. Worst video game you ever played? rabbids go home. i wanted to die. 24. Have you ever won a contest before? I got 1st place in a drawing contest in the 1st grade. i have the picture framed. 25. Tea or coffee? COFFEEEE 26. What would your icon be if FR didn’t restrict it to dragons? Still dragons. 27. A vampire asks if they can come inside your house, would you let them in? Depends. 28. Turns out they’re not a vampire, they’re just a goth person looking for a telephone to use. Would you still let them in? Yeah, why not? where i live, id want to prevent frostbite. 29. Favorite emoji? laughing crying emoji 30. Your favorite movie genre? Comedy 31. If you could hang out with any celebrity (deceased or living) who would it be? Barry Benson. (does he count) if no, probably Joseph Morgan. 32. Can you recite the opening script from the Bee Movie? I can do more than Recite. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry. JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready! CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 1. INT. BARRY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS BARRY Coming! SFX: Phone RINGING. Barry’s antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone. Barry’s hands are wet. He looks around for a towel. BARRY (CONT’D) Hang on a second! He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth. BARRY (CONT'D) Hello? His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end. ADAM Barry? BARRY Adam? ADAM Can you believe this is happening? BARRY Can’t believe it. I’ll pick you up. Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener. SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED. He tests the sharpness with his finger. SFX: Bing. BARRY (CONT’D) Looking sharp. ANGLE ON: Barry hovering down the hall, sliding down the staircase bannister. Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, is in the kitchen. JANET BENSON Barry, why don’t you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 2. BARRY Sorry, I’m excited. Barry’s father, MARTIN BENSON, ENTERS. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE, “Queen gives birth to thousandtuplets: Resting Comfortably.” MARTIN BENSON Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, Son. And a perfect report card, all B’s. JANET BENSON (mushing Barry’s hair) Very proud. BARRY Ma! I’ve got a thing going here. Barry re-adjusts his hair, starts to leave. JANET BENSON You’ve got some lint on your fuzz. She picks it off. BARRY Ow, that’s me! MARTIN BENSON Wave to us. We’ll be in row 118,000. Barry zips off. BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! CUT TO: SEQ. 750 - DRIVING TO GRADUATION EXT. BEE SUBURB - MORNING A GARAGE DOOR OPENS. Barry drives out in his CAR. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 3. ANGLE ON: Barry’s friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, standing by the curb. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE: “Frisbee Hits Hive: Internet Down. Bee-stander: “I heard a sound, and next thing I knew...wham-o!.” Barry drives up, stops in front of Adam. Adam jumps in. BARRY Hey, Adam. ADAM Hey, Barry. (pointing at Barry’s hair) Is that fuzz gel? BARRY A little. It’s a special day. Finally graduating. ADAM I never thought I’d make it. BARRY Yeah, three days of grade school, three days of high school. ADAM Those were so awkward. BARRY Three days of college. I’m glad I took off one day in the middle and just hitchhiked around the hive. ADAM You did come back different. They drive by a bee who’s jogging. ARTIE Hi Barry! BARRY (to a bee pedestrian) Hey Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Barry and Adam drive from the suburbs into the city. ADAM Hey, did you hear about Frankie? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 4. BARRY Yeah. ADAM You going to his funeral? BARRY No, I’m not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone you die, you don’t waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hot head. ADAM Yeah, I guess he could’ve just gotten out of the way. The DRIVE through a loop de loop. BARRY AND ADAM Whoa...Whooo...wheee!! ADAM I love this incorporating the amusement park right into our regular day. BARRY I guess that’s why they say we don’t need vacations. CUT TO: SEQ. 95 - GRADUATION EXT. GRADUATION CEREMONY - CONTINUOUS Barry and Adam come to a stop. They exit the car, and fly over the crowd to their seats. * BARRY * (re: graduation ceremony) * Boy, quite a bit of pomp...under * the circumstances. * They land in their seats. BARRY (CONT’D) Well Adam, today we are men. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 5. ADAM We are. BARRY Bee-men. ADAM Amen! BARRY Hallelujah. Barry hits Adam’s forehead. Adam goes into the rapture. An announcement comes over the PA. ANNOUNCER (V.O) Students, faculty, distinguished bees...please welcome, Dean Buzzwell. ANGLE ON: DEAN BUZZWELL steps up to the podium. The podium has a sign that reads: “Welcome Graduating Class of:”, with train-station style flipping numbers after it. BUZZWELL Welcome New Hive City graduating class of... The numbers on the podium change to 9:15. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) ...9:15. (he clears his throat) And that concludes our graduation ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries. BARRY Are we going to pick our job today? ADAM I heard it’s just orientation. The rows of chairs change in transformer-like mechanical motion to Universal Studios type tour trams. Buzzwell walks off stage. BARRY (re: trams) Whoa, heads up! Here we go. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 6. SEQ. 125 - “FACTORY” FEMALE VOICE (V.O) Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. (in Spanish) Dejen las manos y antennas adentro del tram a todos tiempos. BARRY I wonder what it’s going to be like? ADAM A little scary. Barry shakes Adam. BARRY AND ADAM AAHHHH! The tram passes under SIGNS READING: “Honex: A Division of Honesco: A Part of the Hexagon Group.” TRUDY Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco, and a part of the Hexagon group. BARRY This is it! The Honex doors OPEN, revealing the factory. BARRY (CONT’D) Wow. TRUDY We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant pollen jocks bring the nectar to the hive where our top secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent adjusted and bubble contoured into this... Trudy GRABS a TEST TUBE OF HONEY from a technician. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 7. TRUDY (CONT’D) ...soothing, sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow, you all know as... EVERYONE ON THE TRAM (in unison) H-o-n-e-y. Trudy flips the flask into the crowd, and laughs as they all scramble for it. ANGLE ON: A GIRL BEE catching the honey. ADAM (sotto) That girl was hot. BARRY (sotto) She’s my cousin. ADAM She is? BARRY Yes, we’re all cousins. ADAM Right. You’re right. TRUDY At Honex, we also constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress testing a new helmet technology. ANGLE ON: A STUNT BEE in a HELMET getting hit with a NEWSPAPER, then a SHOE, then a FLYSWATTER. He gets up, and gives a “thumb’s up”. The graduate bees APPLAUD. ADAM (re: stunt bee) What do you think he makes? BARRY Not enough. TRUDY And here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 8. BARRY Wow, what does that do? TRUDY Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. ANGLE ON: The Krelman machine. Bees with hand-shaped hats on, rotating around a wheel to catch drips of honey. Adam’s hand shoots up. ADAM Can anyone work on the Krelman? TRUDY Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot. There are over 3000 different bee occupations. But choose carefully, because you’ll stay in the job that you pick for the rest of your life. The bees CHEER. ANGLE ON: Barry’s smile dropping slightly. BARRY The same job for the rest of your life? I didn’t know that. ADAM What’s the difference? TRUDY And you’ll be happy to know that bees as a species haven’t had one day off in 27 million years. BARRY So you’ll just work us to death? TRUDY (laughing) We’ll sure try. Everyone LAUGHS except Barry. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 9. The tram drops down a log-flume type steep drop. Cameras flash, as all the bees throw up their hands. The frame freezes into a snapshot. Barry looks concerned. The tram continues through 2 doors. FORM DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 175 - “WALKING THE HIVE” INT. HONEX LOBBY ANGLE ON: The log-flume photo, as Barry looks at it. ADAM Wow. That blew my mind. BARRY (annoyed) “What’s the difference?” Adam, how could you say that? One job forever? That’s an insane choice to have to make. ADAM Well, I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. BARRY But Adam, how could they never have told us that? ADAM Barry, why would you question anything? We’re bees. We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. They walk by a newspaper stand with A SANDWICH BOARD READING: “Bee Goes Berserk: Stings Seven Then Self.” ANGLE ON: A BEE filling his car’s gas tank from a honey pump. He fills his car some, then takes a swig for himself. NEWSPAPER BEE (to the bee guzzling gas) Hey! Barry and Adam begin to cross the street. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 10. BARRY Yeah but Adam, did you ever think that maybe things work a little too well around here? They stop in the middle of the street. The traffic moves perfectly around them. ADAM Like what? Give me one example. BARRY (thinks) ...I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about. They walk off. SEQ. 400 - “MEET THE JOCKS” SFX: The SOUND of Pollen Jocks. PAN DOWN from the Honex statue. J-GATE ANNOUNCER Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Royal Nectar Force on approach. BARRY Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, hey, those are Pollen jocks. ADAM Wow. FOUR PATROL BEES FLY in through the hive’s giant Gothic entrance. The Patrol Bees are wearing fighter pilot helmets with black visors. ADAM (CONT’D) I’ve never seen them this close. BARRY They know what it’s like to go outside the hive. ADAM Yeah, but some of them don’t come back. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 11. The nectar from the pollen jocks is removed from their backpacks, and loaded into trucks on their way to Honex. A SMALL CROWD forms around the Patrol Bees. Each one has a PIT CREW that takes their nectar. Lou Loduca hurries a pit crew along: LOU LODUCA You guys did great! You’re monsters. You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it! SCHOOL GIRLS are jumping up and down and squealing nearby. BARRY I wonder where those guys have just been? ADAM I don’t know. BARRY Their day’s not planned. Outside the hive, flying who-knows-where, doing who-knows-what. ADAM You can’t just decide one day to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. BARRY Right. Pollen Jocks cross in close proximity to Barry and Adam. Some pollen falls off, onto Barry and Adam. BARRY (CONT’D) Look at that. That’s more pollen than you and I will ever see in a lifetime. ADAM (playing with the pollen) It’s just a status symbol. I think bees make too big a deal out of it. BARRY Perhaps, unless you’re wearing it, and the ladies see you wearing it. ANGLE ON: Two girl bees. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 12. ADAM Those ladies? Aren’t they our cousins too? BARRY Distant, distant. ANGLE ON: TWO POLLEN JOCKS. JACKSON Look at these two. SPLITZ Couple of Hive Harrys. JACKSON Let’s have some fun with them. The pollen jocks approach. Barry and Adam continue to talk to the girls. GIRL 1 It must be so dangerous being a pollen jock. BARRY Oh yeah, one time a bear had me pinned up against a mushroom. He had one paw on my throat, and with the other he was slapping me back and forth across the face. GIRL 1 Oh my. BARRY I never thought I’d knock him out. GIRL 2 (to Adam) And what were you doing during all of this? ADAM Obviously I was trying to alert the authorities. The girl swipes some pollen off of Adam with a finger. BARRY (re: pollen) I can autograph that if you want. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 13. JACKSON Little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades? BARRY Yeah. Gusty. BUZZ You know, we’re going to hit a sunflower patch about six miles from here tomorrow. BARRY Six miles, huh? ADAM (whispering) Barry. BUZZ It’s a puddle-jump for us. But maybe you’re not up for it. BARRY Maybe I am. ADAM (whispering louder) You are not! BUZZ We’re going, oh-nine hundred at JGate. ADAM (re: j-gate) Whoa. BUZZ (leaning in, on top of Barry) What do you think, Buzzy Boy? Are you bee enough? BARRY I might be. It all depends on what oh-nine hundred means. CUT TO: SEQ. 450 - “THE BALCONY” "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 14. INT. BENSON HOUSE BALCONY - LATER Barry is standing on the balcony alone, looking out over the city. Martin Benson ENTERS, sneaks up behind Barry and gooses him in his ribs. MARTIN BENSON Honex! BARRY Oh, Dad. You surprised me. MARTIN BENSON (laughing) Have you decided what you’re interested in, Son? BARRY Well, there’s a lot of choices. MARTIN BENSON But you only get one. Martin LAUGHS. BARRY Dad, do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? MARTIN BENSON Son, let me tell you something about stirring. (making the stirring motion) You grab that stick and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm, it’s a beautiful thing. BARRY You know dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me. MARTIN BENSON And you were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 15. BARRY Well no... MARTIN BENSON Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey. JANET BENSON Oh Barry, you are so funny sometimes. BARRY I’m not trying to be funny. MARTIN BENSON You’re not funny, you’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer. JANET BENSON You’re going to be a stirrer?! BARRY No one’s listening to me. MARTIN BENSON Wait until you see the sticks I have for you. BARRY I can say anything I want right now. I’m going to get an ant tattoo. JANET BENSON Let’s open some fresh honey and celebrate. BARRY Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax! MARTIN BENSON (toasting) To honey! BARRY Shave my antennae! JANET BENSON To honey! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 16. BARRY Shack up with a grasshopper, get a gold tooth, and start calling everybody “Dawg.” CUT TO: SEQ. 760 - “JOB PLACEMENT” EXT. HONEX LOBBY - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: A BEE BUS STOP. One group of bees stands on the pavement, as another group hovers above them. A doubledecker bus pulls up. The hovering bees get on the top level, and the standing bees get on the bottom. Barry and Adam pull up outside of Honex. ADAM I can’t believe we’re starting work today. BARRY Today’s the day. Adam jumps out of the car. ADAM (O.C) Come on. All the good jobs will be gone. BARRY Yeah, right... ANGLE ON: A BOARD READING: “JOB PLACEMENT BOARD”. Buzzwell, the Bee Processor, is at the counter. Another BEE APPLICANT, SANDY SHRIMPKIN is EXITING. SANDY SHRIMPKIN Is it still available? BUZZWELL Hang on. (he looks at changing numbers on the board) Two left. And...one of them’s yours. Congratulations Son, step to the side please. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 17. SANDY SHRIMPKIN Yeah! ADAM (to Sandy, leaving) What did you get? SANDY SHRIMPKIN Picking the crud out. That is stellar! ADAM Wow. BUZZWELL (to Adam and Barry) Couple of newbies? ADAM Yes Sir. Our first day. We are ready. BUZZWELL Well, step up and make your choice. ANGLE ON: A CHART listing the different sectors of Honex. Heating, Cooling, Viscosity, Krelman, Pollen Counting, Stunt Bee, Pouring, Stirrer, Humming, Regurgitating, Front Desk, Hair Removal, Inspector No. 7, Chef, Lint Coordinator, Stripe Supervisor, Antennae-ball polisher, Mite Wrangler, Swatting Counselor, Wax Monkey, Wing Brusher, Hive Keeper, Restroom Attendant. ADAM (to Barry) You want to go first? BARRY No, you go. ADAM Oh my. What’s available? BUZZWELL Restroom attendant is always open, and not for the reason you think. ADAM Any chance of getting on to the Krelman, Sir? BUZZWELL Sure, you’re on. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 18. He plops the KRELMAN HAT onto Adam’s head. ANGLE ON: The job board. THE COLUMNS READ: “OCCUPATION” “POSITIONS AVAILABLE”, and “STATUS”. The middle column has numbers, and the right column has job openings flipping between “open”, “pending”, and “closed”. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) Oh, I’m sorry. The Krelman just closed out. ADAM Oh! He takes the hat off Adam. BUZZWELL Wax Monkey’s always open. The Krelman goes from “Closed” to “Open”. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) And the Krelman just opened up again. ADAM What happened? BUZZWELL Well, whenever a bee dies, that’s an opening. (pointing at the board) See that? He’s dead, dead, another dead one, deady, deadified, two more dead. Dead from the neck up, dead from the neck down. But, that’s life. ANGLE ON: Barry’s disturbed expression. ADAM (feeling pressure to decide) Oh, this is so hard. Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector no. 7, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, antenna-ball polisher, mite wrangler-- Barry, Barry, what do you think I should-- Barry? Barry? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 19. Barry is gone. CUT TO: SEQ. 775 - “LOU LODUCA SPEECH” EXT. J-GATE - SAME TIME Splitz, Jackson, Buzz, Lou and two other BEES are going through final pre-flight checks. Barry ENTERS. LOU LODUCA Alright, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine. Geranium window box on Sutton Place... Barry’s antennae rings, like a phone. ADAM (V.O) What happened to you? Where are you? Barry whispers throughout. BARRY I’m going out. ADAM (V.O) Out? Out where? BARRY Out there. ADAM (V.O) (putting it together) Oh no. BARRY I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. ADAM (V.O) You’re going to die! You’re crazy! Hello? BARRY Oh, another call coming in. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 20. ADAM (V.O) You’re cra-- Barry HANGS UP. ANGLE ON: Lou Loduca. LOU LODUCA If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean Deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. BARRY (timidly) Hey guys. BUZZ Well, look at that. SPLITZ Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday? LOU LODUCA (to Barry) Hold it son, flight deck’s restricted. JACKSON It’s okay Lou, we’re going to take him up. Splitz and Jackson CHUCKLE. LOU LODUCA Really? Feeling lucky, are ya? A YOUNGER SMALLER BEE THAN BARRY, CHET, runs up with a release waiver for Barry to sign. CHET Sign here. Here. Just initial that. Thank you. LOU LODUCA Okay, you got a rain advisory today and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, (reading off clipboard) watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears, and bats. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 21. Also, I got a couple reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy’s in a home because of it, just babbling like a cicada. BARRY That’s awful. LOU LODUCA And a reminder for all you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans. Alright, launch positions! The Jocks get into formation, chanting as they move. LOU LODUCA (CONT’D) Black and Yellow! JOCKS Hello! SPLITZ (to Barry) Are you ready for this, hot shot? BARRY Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Barry NODS, terrified. BUZZ Wind! - CHECK! JOCK #1 Antennae! - CHECK! JOCK #2 Nectar pack! - CHECK! JACKSON Wings! - CHECK! SPLITZ Stinger! - CHECK! BARRY Scared out of my shorts - CHECK. LOU LODUCA Okay ladies, let’s move it out. Everyone FLIPS their goggles down. Pit crew bees CRANK their wings, and remove the starting blocks. We hear loud HUMMING. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 22. LOU LODUCA (CONT'D) LOU LODUCA (CONT’D) Pound those petunia's, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! A FLIGHT DECK GUY in deep crouch hand-signals them out the archway as the backwash from the bee wings FLUTTERS his jump suit. Barry follows everyone. SEQ. 800 - “FLYING WITH THE JOCKS” The bees climb above tree tops in formation. Barry is euphoric. BARRY Whoa! I’m out! I can’t believe I’m out! So blue. Ha ha ha! (a beat) I feel so fast...and free. (re: kites in the sky) Box kite! Wow! They fly by several bicyclists, and approach a patch of flowers. BARRY (CONT'D) Flowers! SPLITZ This is blue leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around thirty degrees and hold. BARRY (sotto) Roses. JACKSON Thirty degrees, roger, bringing it around. Many pollen jocks break off from the main group. They use their equipment to collect nectar from flowers. Barry flies down to watch the jocks collect the nectar. JOCK Stand to the side kid, it’s got a bit of a kick. The jock fires the gun, and recoils. Barry watches the gun fill up with nectar. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 23. BARRY Oh, that is one Nectar Collector. JOCK You ever see pollination up close? BARRY No, Sir. He takes off, and the excess pollen dust falls causing the flowers to come back to life. JOCK (as he pollinates) I pick some pollen up over here, sprinkle it over here, maybe a dash over there, pinch on that one...see that? It’s a little bit of magic, ain’t it? The FLOWERS PERK UP as he pollinates. BARRY Wow. That’s amazing. Why do we do that? JOCK ...that’s pollen power, Kid. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. BARRY Cool. The Jock WINKS at Barry. Barry rejoins the other jocks in the sky. They swoop in over a pond, kissing the surface. We see their image reflected in the water; they’re really moving. They fly over a fountain. BUZZ I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, could be daisies. Don’t we need those? SPLITZ Copy that visual. We see what appear to be yellow flowers on a green field. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 24. They go into a deep bank and dive. BUZZ Hold on, one of these flowers seems to be on the move. SPLITZ Say again...Are you reporting a moving flower? BUZZ Affirmative. SEQ. 900 - “TENNIS GAME” The pollen jocks land. It is a tennis court with dozens of tennis balls. A COUPLE, VANESSA and KEN, plays tennis. The bees land right in the midst of a group of balls. KEN (O.C) That was on the line! The other bees start walking around amongst the immense, yellow globes. SPLITZ This is the coolest. What is it? They stop at a BALL on a white line and look up at it. JACKSON I don’t know, but I’m loving this color. SPLITZ (smelling tennis ball) Smells good. Not like a flower. But I like it. JACKSON Yeah, fuzzy. BUZZ Chemical-y. JACKSON Careful, guys, it’s a little grabby. Barry LANDS on a ball and COLLAPSES. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 25. BARRY Oh my sweet lord of bees. JACKSON Hey, candy brain, get off there! Barry attempts to pulls his legs off, but they stick. BARRY Problem! A tennis shoe and a hand ENTER FRAME. The hand picks up the ball with Barry underneath it. BARRY (CONT'D) Guys! BUZZ This could be bad. JACKSON Affirmative. Vanessa walks back to the service line, BOUNCES the ball. Each time it BOUNCES, the other bees cringe and GASP. ANGLE ON: Barry, terrified. Pure dumb luck, he’s not getting squished. BARRY (with each bounce) Very close...Gonna Hurt...Mamma’s little boy. SPLITZ You are way out of position, rookie. ANGLE ON: Vanessa serving. We see Barry and the ball up against the racket as she brings it back. She tosses the ball into the air; Barry’s eyes widen. The ball is STRUCK, and the rally is on. KEN Coming in at you like a missile! Ken HITS the ball back. Barry feels the g-forces. ANGLE ON: The Pollen Jocks watching Barry pass by them in SLOW MOTION. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 26. BARRY (in slow motion) Help me! JACKSON You know, I don't think these are flowers. SPLITZ Should we tell him? JACKSON I think he knows. BARRY (O.S) What is this?! Vanessa HITS a high arcing lob. Ken waits, poised for the return. We see Barry having trouble maneuvering the ball from fatigue. KEN (overly confident) Match point! ANGLE ON: Ken running up. He has a killer look in his eyes. He’s going to hit the ultimate overhead smash. KEN (CONT'D) You can just start packing up Honey, because I believe you’re about to eat it! ANGLE ON: Pollen Jocks. JACKSON Ahem! Ken is distracted by the jock. KEN What? No! He misses badly. The ball rockets into oblivion. Barry is still hanging on. ANGLE ON: Ken, berating himself. KEN (CONT’D) Oh, you cannot be serious. We hear the ball WHISTLING, and Barry SCREAMING. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 27. BARRY Yowser!!! SEQ. 1000 - “SUV” The ball flies through the air, and lands in the middle of the street. It bounces into the street again, and sticks in the grille of an SUV. INT. CAR ENGINE - CONTINUOUS BARRY’S POV: the grille of the SUV sucks him up. He tumbles through a black tunnel, whirling vanes, and pistons. BARRY AHHHHHHHHHHH!! OHHHH!! EECHHH!! AHHHHHH!! Barry gets chilled by the A/C system, and sees a frozen grasshopper. BARRY (CONT’D) (re: grasshopper) Eww, gross. CUT TO: INT. CAR - CONTINUOUS The car is packed with a typical suburban family: MOTHER, FATHER, eight-year old BOY, LITTLE GIRL in a car seat and a GRANDMOTHER. A big slobbery DOG is behind a grate. Barry pops into the passenger compartment, hitting the Mother’s magazine. MOTHER There’s a bee in the car! They all notice the bee and start SCREAMING. BARRY Aaahhhh! Barry tumbles around the car. We see the faces from his POV. MOTHER Do something! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 28. FATHER I’m driving! Barry flies by the little girl in her CAR SEAT. She waves hello. LITTLE GIRL Hi, bee. SON He’s back here! He’s going to sting me! The car SWERVES around the road. Barry flies into the back, where the slobbery dog SNAPS at him. Barry deftly avoids the jaws and gross, flying SPITTLE. MOTHER Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze! Everyone in the car freezes. Barry freezes. They stare at each other, eyes going back and forth, waiting to see who will make the first move. Barry blinks. GRANNY He blinked! Granny pulls out a can of HAIR SPRAY. SON Spray him, Granny! Granny sprays the hair spray everywhere. FATHER What are you doing? GRANNY It’s hair spray! Extra hold! MOTHER Kill it! Barry gets sprayed back by the hair spray, then sucked out of the sunroof. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 29. EXT. CITY STREET - CONTINUOUS BARRY Wow. The tension level out here is unbelievable. I’ve got to get home. As Barry flies down the street, it starts to RAIN. He nimbly avoids the rain at first. BARRY (CONT’D) Whoa. Whoa! Can’t fly in rain! Can’t fly in rain! Can’t fly in-- A couple of drops hit him, his wings go limp and he starts falling. BARRY (CONT'D) Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Barry sees a window ledge and aims for it and just makes it. Shivering and exhausted, he crawls into an open window as it CLOSES. SEQ. 1100 - “VANESSA SAVES BARRY” INT. VANESSA’S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS Inside the window, Barry SHAKES off the rain like a dog. Vanessa, Ken, Andy, and Anna ENTER the apartment. VANESSA Ken, can you close the window please? KEN Huh? Oh. (to Andy) Hey, check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? It folds out. Ken holds up his brochure, with photos of himself, and a resume in the middle. ANGLE ON: Barry hiding behind the curtains, as Ken CLOSES THE WINDOW. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 30. BARRY Oh no, more humans. I don’t need this. Barry HOVERS up into the air and THROWS himself into the glass. BARRY (CONT’D) (dazed) Ow! What was that? He does it again, and then multiple more times. BARRY (CONT'D) Maybe this time...this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time. Barry JUMPS onto the drapes. BARRY (CONT'D) (out of breath) Drapes! (then, re: glass) That is diabolical. KEN It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top ten favorite movies. ANDY What’s your number one? Star Wars? KEN Ah, I don’t go for that, (makes Star Wars noises), kind of stuff. ANGLE ON: Barry. BARRY No wonder we’re not supposed to talk to them. They’re out of their minds. KEN When I walk out of a job interview they’re flabbergasted. They can’t believe the things I say. Barry looks around and sees the LIGHT BULB FIXTURE in the middle of the ceiling. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 31. BARRY (re: light bulb) Oh, there’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out. Barry takes off and heads straight for the light bulb. His POV: The seventy-five watt label grows as he gets closer. BARRY (CONT’D) I don’t remember the sun having a big seventy five on it. Barry HITS the bulb and is KNOCKED SILLY. He falls into a BOWL OF GUACAMOLE. Andy dips his chip in the guacamole, taking Barry with it. ANGLE ON: Ken and Andy. KEN I’ll tell you what. You know what? I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Barry’s POV: Giant human mouth opening. KEN (CONT’D) Wait! Stop! Beeeeeee! ANNA Kill it! Kill it! They all JUMP up from their chairs. Andy looks around for something to use. Ken comes in for the kill with a big TIMBERLAND BOOT on each hand. KEN Stand back. These are winter boots. Vanessa ENTERS, and stops Ken from squashing Barry. VANESSA (grabs Ken’s arm) Wait. Don’t kill him. CLOSE UP: on Barry’s puzzled face. KEN You know I’m allergic to them. This thing could kill me. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 32. VANESSA Why does his life have any less value than yours? She takes a GLASS TUMBLER and places it over Barry. KEN Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? VANESSA I’m just saying, all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling. Barry looks up through the glass and watches this conversation, astounded. Vanessa RIPS Ken’s resume in half and SLIDES it under the glass. KEN (wistful) My brochure. There’s a moment of eye contact as she carries Barry to the window. She opens it and sets him free. VANESSA There you go, little guy. KEN (O.C) I’m not scared of them. But, you know, it’s an allergic thing. ANDY (O.C) * Hey, why don’t you put that on your * resume-brochure? * KEN (O.C) It’s not funny, my whole face could puff up. ANDY (O.C) Make it one of your “Special Skills.” KEN (O.C) You know, knocking someone out is also a special skill. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 33. EXT. WINDOWSILL - CONTINUOUS Barry stares over the window frame. He can’t believe what’s just happened. It is still RAINING. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 1200 - “BARRY SPEAKS” EXT. WINDOWSILL - LATER Barry is still staring through the window. Inside, everyone’s saying their good-byes. KEN Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? VANESSA Uh, yeah sure Ken. You know, whatever. KEN You can put carob chips on there. VANESSA Good night. KEN (as he exits) Supposed to be less calories, or something. VANESSA Bye. She shuts the door. Vanessa starts cleaning up. BARRY I’ve got to say something. She saved my life. I’ve got to say something. Alright, here it goes. Barry flies in. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 34. INT. VANESSA’S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS Barry hides himself on different PRODUCTS placed along the kitchen shelves. He hides on a Bumblebee Tuna can, and a “Greetings From Coney Island” MUSCLE-MAN POSTCARD on the fridge. BARRY (on fridge) What would I say? (landing on a bottle) I could really get in trouble. He stands looking at Vanessa. BARRY (CONT'D) It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human. I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to. Oh, I can’t do it! Come on! No, yes, no, do it! I can’t. How should I start it? You like jazz? No, that’s no good. Here she comes. Speak, you fool. As Vanessa walks by, Barry takes a DEEP BREATH. BARRY (CONT’D) (cheerful) Umm...hi. Vanessa DROPS A STACK OF DISHES, and HOPS BACK. BARRY (CONT’D) I’m sorry. VANESSA You’re talking. BARRY Yes, I know, I know. VANESSA You’re talking. BARRY I know, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. VANESSA It’s okay. It’s fine. It’s just, I know I’m dreaming, but I don’t recall going to bed. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 35. BARRY Well, you know I’m sure this is very disconcerting. VANESSA Well yeah. I mean this is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean...you’re a bee. BARRY Yeah, I am a bee, and you know I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me and if it wasn’t for you...I mean, I had to thank you. It’s just the way I was raised. Vanessa intentionally JABS her hand with a FORK. VANESSA Ow! BARRY That was a little weird. VANESSA (to herself) I’m talking to a bee. BARRY Yeah. VANESSA I’m talking to a bee. BARRY Anyway... VANESSA And a bee is talking to me... BARRY I just want you to know that I’m grateful, and I’m going to leave now. VANESSA Wait, wait, wait, wait, how did you learn to do that? BARRY What? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 36. VANESSA The talking thing. BARRY Same way you did, I guess. Mama, Dada, honey, you pick it up. VANESSA That’s very funny. BARRY Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry. With what we have to deal with. Vanessa LAUGHS. BARRY (CONT’D) Anyway. VANESSA Can I, uh, get you something? BARRY Like what? VANESSA I don’t know. I mean, I don’t know. Coffee? BARRY Well, uh, I don’t want to put you out. VANESSA It’s no trouble. BARRY Unless you’re making anyway. VANESSA Oh, it takes two minutes. BARRY Really? VANESSA It’s just coffee. BARRY I hate to impose. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 37. VANESSA Don’t be ridiculous. BARRY Actually, I would love a cup. VANESSA Hey, you want a little rum cake? BARRY I really shouldn’t. VANESSA Have a little rum cake. BARRY No, no, no, I can’t. VANESSA Oh, come on. BARRY You know, I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms here. VANESSA Where? BARRY Well... These stripes don’t help. VANESSA You look great. BARRY I don’t know if you know anything about fashion. Vanessa starts POURING the coffee through an imaginary cup and directly onto the floor. BARRY (CONT'D) Are you alright? VANESSA No. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 1300 - “ROOFTOP COFFEE” "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 38. EXT. VANESSA’S ROOF - LATER Barry and Vanessa are drinking coffee on her roof terrace. He is perched on her keychain. BARRY ...He can’t get a taxi. He’s making the tie in the cab, as they’re flying up Madison. So he finally gets there. VANESSA Uh huh? BARRY He runs up the steps into the church, the wedding is on... VANESSA Yeah? BARRY ...and he says, watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. VANESSA Uh huh? BARRY Why would I marry a watermelon? Barry laughs. Vanessa doesn’t. VANESSA Oh! Is that, uh, a bee joke? BARRY Yeah, that’s the kind of stuff that we do. VANESSA Yeah, different. A BEAT. VANESSA (CONT’D) So anyway...what are you going to do, Barry? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 39. BARRY About work? I don’t know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can’t do it the way they want. VANESSA I know how you feel. BARRY You do? VANESSA Sure, my parents wanted me to be a lawyer or doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. BARRY Really? VANESSA My only interest is flowers. BARRY Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. VANESSA Oh. BARRY Anyway, see there’s my hive, right there. You can see it. VANESSA Oh, you’re in Sheep Meadow. BARRY (excited) Yes! You know the turtle pond? VANESSA Yes? BARRY I’m right off of that. VANESSA Oh, no way. I know that area. Do you know I lost a toe-ring there once? BARRY Really? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 40. VANESSA Yes. BARRY Why do girls put rings on their toes? VANESSA Why not? BARRY I don’t know. It’s like putting a hat on your knee. VANESSA Really? Okay. A JANITOR in the background changes a LIGHTBULB. To him, it appears that Vanessa is talking to an imaginary friend. JANITOR You all right, ma’am? VANESSA Oh, yeah, fine. Just having two cups of coffee. BARRY Anyway, this has been great. (wiping his mouth) Thanks for the coffee. Barry gazes at Vanessa. VANESSA Oh yeah, it’s no trouble. BARRY Sorry I couldn’t finish it. Vanessa giggles. BARRY (CONT'D) (re: coffee) If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life. Ummm. Can I take a piece of this with me? VANESSA Sure. Here, have a crumb. She takes a CRUMB from the plate and hands it to Barry. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 41. BARRY (a little dreamy) Oh, thanks. VANESSA Yeah. There is an awkward pause. BARRY Alright, well then, I guess I’ll see you around, or not, or... VANESSA Okay Barry. BARRY And thank you so much again, for before. VANESSA Oh that? BARRY Yeah. VANESSA Oh, that was nothing. BARRY Well, not nothing, but, anyway... Vanessa extends her hand, and shakes Barry’s gingerly. The Janitor watches. The lightbulb shorts out. The Janitor FALLS. CUT TO: SEQ. 1400 - “HONEX” INT. HONEX BUILDING - NEXT DAY ANGLE ON: A TEST BEE WEARING A PARACHUTE is in a wind tunnel, hovering through increasingly heavy wind. SIGNS UNDER A FLASHING LIGHT READ: “Test In Progress” & “Hurricane Survival Test”. 2 BEES IN A LAB COATS are observing behind glass. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 42. LAB COAT BEE 1 This can’t possibly work. LAB COAT BEE 2 Well, he’s all set to go, we may as well try it. (into the mic) Okay Dave, pull the chute. The test bee opens his parachute. He’s instantly blown against the rear wall. Adam and Barry ENTER. ADAM Sounds amazing. BARRY Oh, it was amazing. It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. ADAM Humans! Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans! Giant scary humans! What were they like? BARRY Huge and crazy. They talk crazy, they eat crazy giant things. They drive around real crazy. ADAM And do they try and kill you like on TV? BARRY Some of them. But some of them don’t. ADAM How’d you get back? BARRY Poodle. ADAM Look, you did it. And I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see out there, you had your “experience”, and now you’re back, you can pick out your job, and everything can be normal. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 43. ANGLE ON: LAB BEES examining a CANDY CORN through a microscope. BARRY Well... ADAM Well? BARRY Well, I met someone. ADAM You met someone? Was she Bee-ish? BARRY Mmm. ADAM Not a WASP? Your parents will kill you. BARRY No, no, no, not a wasp. ADAM Spider? BARRY You know, I’m not attracted to the spiders. I know to everyone else it’s like the hottest thing with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face. Barry makes a spider face. ADAM So, who is she? BARRY She’s a human. ADAM Oh no, no, no, no. That didn’t happen. You didn’t do that. That is a bee law. You wouldn’t break a bee law. BARRY Her name’s Vanessa. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 44. ADAM Oh, oh boy! BARRY She’s so-o nice. And she’s a florist! ADAM Oh, no. No, no, no! You’re dating a human florist? BARRY We’re not dating. ADAM You’re flying outside the hive. You’re talking to human beings that attack our homes with power washers and M-80’s. That’s 1/8 of a stick of dynamite. BARRY She saved my life. And she understands me. ADAM This is over. Barry pulls out the crumb. BARRY Eat this. Barry stuffs the crumb into Adam’s face. ADAM This is not over. What was that? BARRY They call it a crumb. ADAM That was SO STINGING STRIPEY! BARRY And that’s not even what they eat. That just falls off what they eat. Do you know what a Cinnabon is? ADAM No. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 45. BARRY It’s bread... ADAM Come in here! BARRY and cinnamon, ADAM Be quiet! BARRY and frosting...they heat it up-- ADAM Sit down! INT. ADAM’S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS BARRY Really hot! ADAM Listen to me! We are not them. We’re us. There’s us and there’s them. BARRY Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning... Barry rolls his chair down the corridor. ADAM There’s no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. ANOTHER BEE JOINS IN. ANOTHER BEE Thinking bee. WIDER SHOT AS A 3RD BEE ENTERS, popping up over the cubicle wall. 3RD BEE Thinking bee. EVEN WIDER SHOT AS ALL THE BEES JOIN IN. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 46. OTHER BEES Thinking bee. Thinking bee. Thinking bee. CUT TO: SEQ. 1500 - “POOLSIDE NAGGING” EXT. BACKYARD PARENT’S HOUSE - DAY Barry sits on a RAFT in a hexagon honey pool, legs dangling into the water. Janet Benson and Martin Benson stand over him wearing big, sixties sunglasses and cabana-type outfits. The sun shines brightly behind their heads. JANET BENSON (O.C) There he is. He’s in the pool. MARTIN BENSON You know what your problem is, Barry? BARRY I’ve got to start thinking bee? MARTIN BENSON Barry, how much longer is this going to go on? It’s been three days. I don’t understand why you’re not working. BARRY Well, I’ve got a lot of big life decisions I’m thinking about. MARTIN BENSON What life? You have no life! You have no job! You’re barely a bee! Barry throws his hands in the air. BARRY Augh. JANET BENSON Would it kill you to just make a little honey? Barry ROLLS off the raft and SINKS to the bottom of the pool. We hear his parents’ MUFFLED VOICES from above the surface. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 47. JANET BENSON (CONT'D) (muffled) Barry, come out from under there. Your father’s talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? MARTIN BENSON Barry, I’m talking to you. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. PICNIC AREA - DAY MUSIC: “Sugar Sugar” by the Archies. Barry and Vanessa are having a picnic. A MOSQUITO lands on Vanessa’s leg. She SWATS it violently. Barry’s head whips around, aghast. They stare at each other awkwardly in a frozen moment, then BURST INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER. Vanessa GETS UP. VANESSA You coming? BARRY Got everything? VANESSA All set. Vanessa gets into a one-man Ultra Light plane with a black and yellow paint scheme. She puts on her helmet. BARRY You go ahead, I’ll catch up. VANESSA (come hither wink) Don’t be too long. The Ultra Light takes off. Barry catches up. They fly sideby-side. VANESSA (CONT’D) Watch this! Vanessa does a loop, and FLIES right into the side of a mountain, BURSTING into a huge ball of flames. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 48. BARRY (yelling, anguished) Vanessa! EXT. BARRY’S PARENT’S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: Barry’s face bursting through the surface of the pool, GASPING for air, eyes opening in horror. MARTIN BENSON We’re still here, Barry. JANET BENSON I told you not to yell at him. He doesn’t respond when you yell at him. MARTIN BENSON Then why are you yelling at me? JANET BENSON Because you don’t listen. MARTIN BENSON I’m not listening to this. Barry is toweling off, putting on his sweater. BARRY Sorry Mom, I’ve got to go. JANET BENSON Where are you going? BARRY Nowhere. I’m meeting a friend. Barry JUMPS off the balcony and EXITS. JANET BENSON (calling after him) A girl? Is this why you can’t decide? BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON I just hope she’s Bee-ish. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 49. SEQ. 1700 - “STREETWALK/SUPERMARKET” EXT. VANESSA’S FLORIST SHOP - DAY Vanessa FLIPS the sign to say “Sorry We Missed You”, and locks the door. ANGLE ON: A POSTER on Vanessa’s door for the Tournament of Roses Parade in Pasadena. BARRY So they have a huge parade of just flowers every year in Pasadena? VANESSA Oh, to be in the Tournament of Roses, that’s every florist’s dream. Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. BARRY Wow, a tournament. Do the roses actually compete in athletic events? VANESSA No. Alright, I’ve got one. How come you don’t fly everywhere? BARRY It’s exhausting. Why don’t you run everywhere? VANESSA Hmmm. BARRY Isn’t that faster? VANESSA Yeah, okay. I see, I see. Alright, your turn. Barry and Vanessa walk/fly down a New York side street, no other pedestrians near them. BARRY Ah! Tivo. You can just freeze live TV? That’s insane. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 50. VANESSA What, you don’t have anything like that? BARRY We have Hivo, but it’s a disease. It’s a horrible, horrible disease. VANESSA Oh my. They turn the corner onto a busier avenue and people start to swat at Barry. MAN Dumb bees! VANESSA You must just want to sting all those jerks. BARRY We really try not to sting. It’s usually fatal for us. VANESSA So you really have to watch your temper? They ENTER a SUPERMARKET. CUT TO: INT. SUPERMARKET BARRY Oh yeah, very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. You work through it like any emotion-- anger, jealousy, (under his breath) lust. Barry hops on top of some cardboard boxes in the middle of an aisle. A stock boy, HECTOR, whacks him with a rolled up magazine. VANESSA (to Barry) Oh my goodness. Are you okay? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 51. BARRY Yeah. Whew! Vanessa WHACKS Hector over the head with the magazine. VANESSA (to Hector) What is wrong with you?! HECTOR It’s a bug. VANESSA Well he’s not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep. Vanessa pushes him, and Hector EXITS, muttering. BARRY (shaking it off) What was that, a Pick and Save circular? VANESSA Yeah, it was. How did you know? BARRY It felt like about ten pages. Seventy-five’s pretty much our limit. VANESSA Boy, you’ve really got that down to a science. BARRY Oh, we have to. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. VANESSA I’ll bet. Barry stops, sees the wall of honey jars. BARRY What, in the name of Mighty Hercules, is this? How did this get here? Cute Bee? Golden Blossom? Ray Liotta Private Select? VANESSA Is he that actor? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 52. BARRY I never heard of him. Why is this here? VANESSA For people. We eat it. BARRY Why? (gesturing around the market) You don’t have enough food of your own? VANESSA Well yes, we-- BARRY How do you even get it? VANESSA Well, bees make it... BARRY I know who makes it! And it’s hard to make it! There’s Heating and Cooling, and Stirring...you need a whole Krelman thing. VANESSA It’s organic. BARRY It’s our-ganic! VANESSA It’s just honey, Barry. BARRY Just...what?! Bees don’t know about this. This is stealing. A lot of stealing! You’ve taken our homes, our schools, our hospitals. This is all we have. And it’s on sale? I’m going to get to the bottom of this. I’m going to get to the bottom of all of this! He RIPS the label off the Ray Liotta Private Select. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 53. SEQ. 1800 - “WINDSHIELD” EXT. BACK OF SUPERMARKET LOADING DOCK - LATER THAT DAY Barry disguises himself by blacking out his yellow lines with a MAGIC MARKER and putting on some war paint. He sees Hector, the stock boy, with a knife CUTTING open cardboard boxes filled with honey jars. MAN You almost done? HECTOR Almost. Barry steps in some honey, making a SNAPPING noise. Hector stops and turns. HECTOR (CONT’D) He is here. I sense it. Hector grabs his BOX CUTTER. Barry REACTS, hides himself behind the box again. HECTOR (CONT’D) (talking too loud, to no one in particular) Well, I guess I’ll go home now, and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. A BEAT. Hector pretends to exit. He takes a couple of steps in place. ANGLE ON: The honey jar. Barry steps out into a moody spotlight. BARRY You’re busted, box boy! HECTOR Ah ha! I knew I heard something. So, you can talk. Barry flies up, stinger out, pushing Hector up against the wall. As Hector backs up, he drops his knife. BARRY Oh, I can talk. And now you’re going to start talking. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 54. Where are you getting all the sweet stuff? Who’s your supplier?! HECTOR I don’t know what you’re talking about. I thought we were all friends. The last thing we want to do is upset any of you...bees! Hector grabs a PUSHPIN. Barry fences with his stinger. HECTOR (CONT’D) You’re too late. It’s ours now! BARRY You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword. HECTOR You, sir, are about to be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Barry and Hector get into a cross-swords, nose-to-nose confrontation. BARRY Where is the honey coming from? Barry knocks the pushpin out of his hand. Barry puts his stinger up to Hector’s nose. BARRY (CONT'D) Tell me where?! HECTOR (pointing to a truck) Honey Farms. It comes from Honey Farms. ANGLE ON: A Honey Farms truck leaving the parking lot. Barry turns, takes off after the truck through an alley. He follows the truck out onto a busy street, dodging a bus, and several cabs. CABBIE Crazy person! He flies through a metal pipe on the top of a truck. BARRY OOOHHH! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 55. BARRY (CONT'D) Barry grabs onto a bicycle messenger’s backpack. The honey farms truck starts to pull away. Barry uses the bungee cord to slingshot himself towards the truck. He lands on the windshield, where the wind plasters him to the glass. He looks up to find himself surrounded by what appear to be DEAD BUGS. He climbs across, working his way around the bodies. BARRY (CONT’D) Oh my. What horrible thing has happened here? Look at these faces. They never knew what hit them. And now they’re on the road to nowhere. A MOSQUITO opens his eyes. MOOSEBLOOD Pssst! Just keep still. BARRY What? You’re not dead? MOOSEBLOOD Do I look dead? Hey man, they will wipe anything that moves. Now, where are you headed? BARRY To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. MOOSEBLOOD I’m going to Alaska. Moose blood. Crazy stuff. Blows your head off. LADYBUG I’m going to Tacoma. BARRY (to fly) What about you? MOOSEBLOOD He really is dead. BARRY Alright. The WIPER comes towards them. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 56. MOOSEBLOOD Uh oh. BARRY What is that? MOOSEBLOOD Oh no! It’s a wiper, triple blade! BARRY Triple blade? MOOSEBLOOD Jump on. It’s your only chance, bee. They hang on as the wiper goes back and forth. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) (yelling to the truck driver through the glass) Why does everything have to be so dog-gone clean?! How much do you people need to see? Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! CUT TO: INT. TRUCK CAB SFX: Radio. RADIO VOICE For NPR News in Washington, I’m Carl Kasell. EXT. TRUCK WINDSHIELD MOOSEBLOOD But don’t kill no more bugs! The Mosquito is FLUNG off of the wiper. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) Beeeeeeeeeeeeee! BARRY Moose blood guy! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 57. Barry slides toward the end of the wiper, is thrown off, but he grabs the AERIAL and hangs on for dear life. Barry looks across and sees a CRICKET on another vehicle in the exact same predicament. They look at each other and SCREAM in unison. BARRY AND CRICKET Aaaaaaaaaah! ANOTHER BUG grabs onto the aerial, and screams as well. INT. TRUCK CAB - SAME TIME DRIVER You hear something? TRUCKER PASSENGER Like what? DRIVER Like tiny screaming. TRUCKER PASSENGER Turn off the radio. The driver reaches down and PRESSES a button, lowering the aerial. EXT. TRUCK WINDSHIELD - SAME TIME Barry and the other bug do a “choose up” to the bottom, Barry wins. BARRY Aha! Then he finally has to let go and gets thrown into the truck horn atop cab. Mooseblood is inside. MOOSEBLOOD Hey, what’s up bee boy? BARRY Hey, Blood! DISSOLVE TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 58. INT. TRUCK HORN - LATER BARRY ...and it was just an endless row of honey jars as far as the eye could see. MOOSEBLOOD Wow. BARRY So I’m just assuming wherever this honey truck goes, that’s where they’re getting it. I mean, that honey’s ours! MOOSEBLOOD Bees hang tight. BARRY Well, we’re all jammed in there. It’s a close community. MOOSEBLOOD Not us, man. We’re on our own. Every mosquito is on his own. BARRY But what if you get in trouble? MOOSEBLOOD Trouble? You're a mosquito. You're in trouble! Nobody likes us. They’re just all smacking. People see a mosquito, smack, smack! BARRY At least you’re out in the world. You must meet a lot of girls. MOOSEBLOOD Mosquito girls try to trade up; get with a moth, dragonfly...mosquito girl don’t want no mosquito. A BLOOD MOBILE pulls up alongside. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) Whoa, you have got to be kidding me. Mooseblood’s about to leave the building. So long bee. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 59. Mooseblood EXITS the horn, and jumps onto the blood mobile. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) Hey guys. I knew I’d catch you all down here. Did you bring your crazy straws? CUT TO: SEQ. 1900 - “THE APIARY” EXT. APIARY - LATER Barry sees a SIGN, “Honey Farms” The truck comes to a stop. SFX: The Honey farms truck blares its horn. Barry flies out, lands on the hood. ANGLE ON: Two BEEKEEPERS, FREDDY and ELMO, walking around to the back of the gift shop. Barry follows them, and lands in a nearby tree FREDDY ...then we throw it in some jars, slap a label on it, and it’s pretty much pure profit. BARRY What is this place? ELMO Bees got a brain the size of a pinhead. FREDDY They are pinheads. The both LAUGH. ANGLE ON: Barry REACTING. They arrive at the back of the shop where one of them opens a SMOKER BOX. FREDDY (CONT’D) Hey, check out the new smoker. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 60. ELMO Oh, Sweet. That’s the one you want. FREDDY The Thomas 3000. BARRY Smoker? FREDDY 90 puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. They LAUGH again, nefariously. FREDDY (CONT’D) Couple of breaths of this, and it knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. BARRY “They make the honey, and we make the money?” Barry climbs onto the netting of Freddy’s hat. He climbs up to the brim and looks over the edge. He sees the apiary boxes as Freddy SMOKES them. BARRY (CONT'D) Oh my. As Freddy turns around, Barry jumps into an open apiary box, and into an apartment. HOWARD and FRAN are just coming to from the smoking. BARRY (CONT’D) What’s going on? Are you okay? HOWARD Yeah, it doesn’t last too long. HE COUGHS a few times. BARRY How did you two get here? Do you know you’re in a fake hive with fake walls? HOWARD (pointing to a picture on the wall) "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 61. Our queen was moved here, we had no choice. BARRY (looking at a picture on the wall) This is your queen? That’s a man in women’s clothes. That’s a dragqueen! The other wall opens. Barry sees the hundreds of apiary boxes. BARRY (CONT'D) What is this? Barry pulls out his camera, and starts snapping. BARRY (CONT’D) Oh no. There’s hundreds of them. (V.O, as Barry takes pictures) Bee honey, our honey, is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale. CUT TO: SEQ. 2100 - “BARRY TELLS FAMILY” INT. BARRY’S PARENT’S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - LATER Barry has assembled his parents, Adam, and Uncle Carl. BARRY This is worse than anything the bears have done to us. And I intend to do something about it. JANET BENSON Oh Barry, stop. MARTIN BENSON Who told you that humans are taking our honey? That’s just a rumor. BARRY Do these look like rumors? Barry throws the PICTURES on the table. Uncle Carl, cleaning his glasses with his shirt tail, digs through a bowl of nuts with his finger. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 62. HOWARD (CONT'D) UNCLE CARL That’s a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. JANET BENSON Barry, how did you get mixed up in all this? ADAM (jumping up) Because he’s been talking to humans! JANET BENSON Whaaat? MARTIN BENSON Talking to humans?! Oh Barry. ADAM He has a human girlfriend and they make out! JANET BENSON Make out? Barry? BARRY We do not. ADAM You wish you could. BARRY Who’s side are you on? ADAM The bees! Uncle Carl stands up and pulls his pants up to his chest. UNCLE CARL I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Man, those crazy legs kept me up all night. Hotcheewah! JANET BENSON Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? BARRY This is what I want to do for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 63. Dad, I remember you coming home some nights so overworked, your hands were still stirring. You couldn’t stop them. MARTIN BENSON Ehhh... JANET BENSON (to Martin) I remember that. BARRY What right do they have to our hardearned honey? We’re living on two cups a year. They’re putting it in lip balm for no reason what-soever. MARTIN BENSON Even if it’s true, Barry, what could one bee do? BARRY I’m going to sting them where it really hurts. MARTIN BENSON In the face? BARRY No. MARTIN BENSON In the eye? That would really hurt. BARRY No. MARTIN BENSON Up the nose? That’s a killer. BARRY No. There’s only one place you can sting the humans. One place where it really matters. CUT TO: SEQ. 2300 - “HIVE AT 5 NEWS/BEE LARRY KING” "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 64. BARRY (CONT'D) INT. NEWS STUDIO - DAY DRAMATIC NEWS MUSIC plays as the opening news sequence rolls. We see the “Hive at Five” logo, followed by shots of past news events: A BEE freeway chase, a BEE BEARD protest rally, and a BEAR pawing at the hive as the BEES flee in panic. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) Hive at Five, the hive’s only full hour action news source... SHOTS of NEWSCASTERS flash up on screen. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) (CONT'D) With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk... BOB has a big shock of anchorman hair, gray temples and overly white teeth. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) (CONT'D) ...weather with Storm Stinger, sports with Buzz Larvi, and Jeanette Chung. JEANETTE is an Asian bee. BOB BUMBLE (CONT'D) Good evening, I’m Bob Bumble. JEANETTE CHUNG And I’m Jeanette Chung. BOB BUMBLE Our top story, a tri-county bee, Barry Benson... INSERT: Barry’s graduation picture. BOB BUMBLE (CONT'D) ...is saying he intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it, and profiting from it illegally. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 65. INT. BEENN STUDIO - BEE LARRY KING LIVE BEE LARRY KING, wearing suspenders and glasses, is interviewing Barry. A LOWER-THIRD CHYRON reads: “Bee Larry King Live.” BEE LARRY KING Don’t forget, tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we are going to have three former Queens all right here in our studio discussing their new book, “Classy Ladies,” out this week on Hexagon. (to Barry) Tonight, we’re talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, I’m just a kid from the hive, I can’t do this? BARRY Larry, bees have never been afraid to change the world. I mean, what about Bee-Columbus? Bee-Ghandi? Be-geesus? BEE LARRY KING Well, where I’m from you wouldn’t think of suing humans. We were thinking more like stick ball, candy stores. BARRY How old are you? BEE LARRY KING I want you to know that the entire bee community is supporting you in this case, which is certain to be the trial of the bee century. BARRY Thank you, Larry. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world, too. BEE LARRY KING It’s a common name. Next week on Bee Larry King... "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 66. BARRY No, I mean he looks like you. And he has a show with suspenders and different colored dots behind him. BEE LARRY KING Next week on Bee Larry King... BARRY Old guy glasses, and there’s quotes along the bottom from the guest you’re watching even though you just heard them... BEE LARRY KING Bear week next week! They’re scary, they’re hairy, and they’re here live. Bee Larry King EXITS. BARRY Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes... (lights go out) Very Jewish. CUT TO: SEQ. 2400 - “FLOWER SHOP” INT. VANESSA’S FLOWER SHOP - NIGHT Stacks of law books are piled up, legal forms, etc. Vanessa is talking with Ken in the other room. KEN Look, in tennis, you attack at the point of weakness. VANESSA But it was my grandmother, Ken. She’s 81. KEN Honey, her backhand’s a joke. I’m not going to take advantage of that? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 67. BARRY (O.C) Quiet please. Actual work going on here. KEN Is that that same bee? BARRY (O.C) Yes it is. VANESSA I’m helping him sue the human race. KEN What? Barry ENTERS. BARRY Oh, hello. KEN Hello Bee. Barry flies over to Vanessa. VANESSA This is Ken. BARRY Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size 10 1

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Sailoroid wrote on 2019-01-11 08:54:40:

I made one of these in the past in FRD but I felt a bit restricted when trying to focus on FR-related questions, so here goes for a round two!

1. What’s your name?
ItsLarreyyy. Duh.
2. Got it, how are you doing?
Breathing
3. Are you a gal, guy, enby, or other?
I am of the females.
4. I see, so what brings you here?
My laptop
5. Where are you most active in the forums?
General Discussion
6. Alright, time for some ice breakers- favorite color?
Maroon
7. Favorite shoe brand?
Vans
8. Red or blue?
Red
9. What is your actual favorite color?
Maroon, i just told you. Who are you, dory?
10. Strawberry or chocolate?
Vanilla
11. Mario or Luigi?
Wario is supreme.
12. Do you plan on taking over the world?
Pfft, like i'd admit it online......
13. Do you own any pets?
I have a goldendoodle named daisy. I love her. and hate her? idk.
14. Are you apart of any fandoms?
If i took the time to list them all, i think my laptop would die 18 times.
15. Can you whistle?
Kind of?
16. How many pillows do you own?
Too many.
17. Should you be asleep right now?
no im in the middle of class tho.
18. Least favorite ice cream flavor?
...................................................................................rocky road?
19. Crushed, cubed, or shaved ice?
Chick-fil-a ice.
20. Which continent are you from?
America.
21. Do you wear glasses?
Unless i want to be blind, yes.
22. What is the superior toilet paper brand?
The kind that does the job.
23. Worst video game you ever played?
rabbids go home. i wanted to die.
24. Have you ever won a contest before?
I got 1st place in a drawing contest in the 1st grade. i have the picture framed.
25. Tea or coffee?
COFFEEEE
26. What would your icon be if FR didn’t restrict it to dragons?
Still dragons.
27. A vampire asks if they can come inside your house, would you let them in?
Depends.
28. Turns out they’re not a vampire, they’re just a goth person looking for a telephone to use. Would you still let them in?
Yeah, why not? where i live, id want to prevent frostbite.
29. Favorite emoji?
laughing crying emoji
30. Your favorite movie genre?
Comedy
31. If you could hang out with any celebrity (deceased or living) who would it be?
Barry Benson. (does he count) if no, probably Joseph Morgan.
32. Can you recite the opening script from the Bee Movie?
I can do more than Recite. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry. JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready! CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 1. INT. BARRY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS BARRY Coming! SFX: Phone RINGING. Barry’s antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone. Barry’s hands are wet. He looks around for a towel. BARRY (CONT’D) Hang on a second! He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth. BARRY (CONT'D) Hello? His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end. ADAM Barry? BARRY Adam? ADAM Can you believe this is happening? BARRY Can’t believe it. I’ll pick you up. Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener. SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED. He tests the sharpness with his finger. SFX: Bing. BARRY (CONT’D) Looking sharp. ANGLE ON: Barry hovering down the hall, sliding down the staircase bannister. Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, is in the kitchen. JANET BENSON Barry, why don’t you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 2. BARRY Sorry, I’m excited. Barry’s father, MARTIN BENSON, ENTERS. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE, “Queen gives birth to thousandtuplets: Resting Comfortably.” MARTIN BENSON Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, Son. And a perfect report card, all B’s. JANET BENSON (mushing Barry’s hair) Very proud. BARRY Ma! I’ve got a thing going here. Barry re-adjusts his hair, starts to leave. JANET BENSON You’ve got some lint on your fuzz. She picks it off. BARRY Ow, that’s me! MARTIN BENSON Wave to us. We’ll be in row 118,000. Barry zips off. BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! CUT TO: SEQ. 750 - DRIVING TO GRADUATION EXT. BEE SUBURB - MORNING A GARAGE DOOR OPENS. Barry drives out in his CAR. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 3. ANGLE ON: Barry’s friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, standing by the curb. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE: “Frisbee Hits Hive: Internet Down. Bee-stander: “I heard a sound, and next thing I knew...wham-o!.” Barry drives up, stops in front of Adam. Adam jumps in. BARRY Hey, Adam. ADAM Hey, Barry. (pointing at Barry’s hair) Is that fuzz gel? BARRY A little. It’s a special day. Finally graduating. ADAM I never thought I’d make it. BARRY Yeah, three days of grade school, three days of high school. ADAM Those were so awkward. BARRY Three days of college. I’m glad I took off one day in the middle and just hitchhiked around the hive. ADAM You did come back different. They drive by a bee who’s jogging. ARTIE Hi Barry! BARRY (to a bee pedestrian) Hey Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Barry and Adam drive from the suburbs into the city. ADAM Hey, did you hear about Frankie? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 4. BARRY Yeah. ADAM You going to his funeral? BARRY No, I’m not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone you die, you don’t waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hot head. ADAM Yeah, I guess he could’ve just gotten out of the way. The DRIVE through a loop de loop. BARRY AND ADAM Whoa...Whooo...wheee!! ADAM I love this incorporating the amusement park right into our regular day. BARRY I guess that’s why they say we don’t need vacations. CUT TO: SEQ. 95 - GRADUATION EXT. GRADUATION CEREMONY - CONTINUOUS Barry and Adam come to a stop. They exit the car, and fly over the crowd to their seats. * BARRY * (re: graduation ceremony) * Boy, quite a bit of pomp...under * the circumstances. * They land in their seats. BARRY (CONT’D) Well Adam, today we are men. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 5. ADAM We are. BARRY Bee-men. ADAM Amen! BARRY Hallelujah. Barry hits Adam’s forehead. Adam goes into the rapture. An announcement comes over the PA. ANNOUNCER (V.O) Students, faculty, distinguished bees...please welcome, Dean Buzzwell. ANGLE ON: DEAN BUZZWELL steps up to the podium. The podium has a sign that reads: “Welcome Graduating Class of:”, with train-station style flipping numbers after it. BUZZWELL Welcome New Hive City graduating class of... The numbers on the podium change to 9:15. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) ...9:15. (he clears his throat) And that concludes our graduation ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries. BARRY Are we going to pick our job today? ADAM I heard it’s just orientation. The rows of chairs change in transformer-like mechanical motion to Universal Studios type tour trams. Buzzwell walks off stage. BARRY (re: trams) Whoa, heads up! Here we go. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 6. SEQ. 125 - “FACTORY” FEMALE VOICE (V.O) Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. (in Spanish) Dejen las manos y antennas adentro del tram a todos tiempos. BARRY I wonder what it’s going to be like? ADAM A little scary. Barry shakes Adam. BARRY AND ADAM AAHHHH! The tram passes under SIGNS READING: “Honex: A Division of Honesco: A Part of the Hexagon Group.” TRUDY Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco, and a part of the Hexagon group. BARRY This is it! The Honex doors OPEN, revealing the factory. BARRY (CONT’D) Wow. TRUDY We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant pollen jocks bring the nectar to the hive where our top secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent adjusted and bubble contoured into this... Trudy GRABS a TEST TUBE OF HONEY from a technician. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 7. TRUDY (CONT’D) ...soothing, sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow, you all know as... EVERYONE ON THE TRAM (in unison) H-o-n-e-y. Trudy flips the flask into the crowd, and laughs as they all scramble for it. ANGLE ON: A GIRL BEE catching the honey. ADAM (sotto) That girl was hot. BARRY (sotto) She’s my cousin. ADAM She is? BARRY Yes, we’re all cousins. ADAM Right. You’re right. TRUDY At Honex, we also constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress testing a new helmet technology. ANGLE ON: A STUNT BEE in a HELMET getting hit with a NEWSPAPER, then a SHOE, then a FLYSWATTER. He gets up, and gives a “thumb’s up”. The graduate bees APPLAUD. ADAM (re: stunt bee) What do you think he makes? BARRY Not enough. TRUDY And here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 8. BARRY Wow, what does that do? TRUDY Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. ANGLE ON: The Krelman machine. Bees with hand-shaped hats on, rotating around a wheel to catch drips of honey. Adam’s hand shoots up. ADAM Can anyone work on the Krelman? TRUDY Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot. There are over 3000 different bee occupations. But choose carefully, because you’ll stay in the job that you pick for the rest of your life. The bees CHEER. ANGLE ON: Barry’s smile dropping slightly. BARRY The same job for the rest of your life? I didn’t know that. ADAM What’s the difference? TRUDY And you’ll be happy to know that bees as a species haven’t had one day off in 27 million years. BARRY So you’ll just work us to death? TRUDY (laughing) We’ll sure try. Everyone LAUGHS except Barry. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 9. The tram drops down a log-flume type steep drop. Cameras flash, as all the bees throw up their hands. The frame freezes into a snapshot. Barry looks concerned. The tram continues through 2 doors. FORM DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 175 - “WALKING THE HIVE” INT. HONEX LOBBY ANGLE ON: The log-flume photo, as Barry looks at it. ADAM Wow. That blew my mind. BARRY (annoyed) “What’s the difference?” Adam, how could you say that? One job forever? That’s an insane choice to have to make. ADAM Well, I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. BARRY But Adam, how could they never have told us that? ADAM Barry, why would you question anything? We’re bees. We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. They walk by a newspaper stand with A SANDWICH BOARD READING: “Bee Goes Berserk: Stings Seven Then Self.” ANGLE ON: A BEE filling his car’s gas tank from a honey pump. He fills his car some, then takes a swig for himself. NEWSPAPER BEE (to the bee guzzling gas) Hey! Barry and Adam begin to cross the street. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 10. BARRY Yeah but Adam, did you ever think that maybe things work a little too well around here? They stop in the middle of the street. The traffic moves perfectly around them. ADAM Like what? Give me one example. BARRY (thinks) ...I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about. They walk off. SEQ. 400 - “MEET THE JOCKS” SFX: The SOUND of Pollen Jocks. PAN DOWN from the Honex statue. J-GATE ANNOUNCER Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Royal Nectar Force on approach. BARRY Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, hey, those are Pollen jocks. ADAM Wow. FOUR PATROL BEES FLY in through the hive’s giant Gothic entrance. The Patrol Bees are wearing fighter pilot helmets with black visors. ADAM (CONT’D) I’ve never seen them this close. BARRY They know what it’s like to go outside the hive. ADAM Yeah, but some of them don’t come back. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 11. The nectar from the pollen jocks is removed from their backpacks, and loaded into trucks on their way to Honex. A SMALL CROWD forms around the Patrol Bees. Each one has a PIT CREW that takes their nectar. Lou Loduca hurries a pit crew along: LOU LODUCA You guys did great! You’re monsters. You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it! SCHOOL GIRLS are jumping up and down and squealing nearby. BARRY I wonder where those guys have just been? ADAM I don’t know. BARRY Their day’s not planned. Outside the hive, flying who-knows-where, doing who-knows-what. ADAM You can’t just decide one day to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. BARRY Right. Pollen Jocks cross in close proximity to Barry and Adam. Some pollen falls off, onto Barry and Adam. BARRY (CONT’D) Look at that. That’s more pollen than you and I will ever see in a lifetime. ADAM (playing with the pollen) It’s just a status symbol. I think bees make too big a deal out of it. BARRY Perhaps, unless you’re wearing it, and the ladies see you wearing it. ANGLE ON: Two girl bees. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 12. ADAM Those ladies? Aren’t they our cousins too? BARRY Distant, distant. ANGLE ON: TWO POLLEN JOCKS. JACKSON Look at these two. SPLITZ Couple of Hive Harrys. JACKSON Let’s have some fun with them. The pollen jocks approach. Barry and Adam continue to talk to the girls. GIRL 1 It must be so dangerous being a pollen jock. BARRY Oh yeah, one time a bear had me pinned up against a mushroom. He had one paw on my throat, and with the other he was slapping me back and forth across the face. GIRL 1 Oh my. BARRY I never thought I’d knock him out. GIRL 2 (to Adam) And what were you doing during all of this? ADAM Obviously I was trying to alert the authorities. The girl swipes some pollen off of Adam with a finger. BARRY (re: pollen) I can autograph that if you want. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 13. JACKSON Little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades? BARRY Yeah. Gusty. BUZZ You know, we’re going to hit a sunflower patch about six miles from here tomorrow. BARRY Six miles, huh? ADAM (whispering) Barry. BUZZ It’s a puddle-jump for us. But maybe you’re not up for it. BARRY Maybe I am. ADAM (whispering louder) You are not! BUZZ We’re going, oh-nine hundred at JGate. ADAM (re: j-gate) Whoa. BUZZ (leaning in, on top of Barry) What do you think, Buzzy Boy? Are you bee enough? BARRY I might be. It all depends on what oh-nine hundred means. CUT TO: SEQ. 450 - “THE BALCONY” "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 14. INT. BENSON HOUSE BALCONY - LATER Barry is standing on the balcony alone, looking out over the city. Martin Benson ENTERS, sneaks up behind Barry and gooses him in his ribs. MARTIN BENSON Honex! BARRY Oh, Dad. You surprised me. MARTIN BENSON (laughing) Have you decided what you’re interested in, Son? BARRY Well, there’s a lot of choices. MARTIN BENSON But you only get one. Martin LAUGHS. BARRY Dad, do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? MARTIN BENSON Son, let me tell you something about stirring. (making the stirring motion) You grab that stick and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm, it’s a beautiful thing. BARRY You know dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me. MARTIN BENSON And you were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 15. BARRY Well no... MARTIN BENSON Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey. JANET BENSON Oh Barry, you are so funny sometimes. BARRY I’m not trying to be funny. MARTIN BENSON You’re not funny, you’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer. JANET BENSON You’re going to be a stirrer?! BARRY No one’s listening to me. MARTIN BENSON Wait until you see the sticks I have for you. BARRY I can say anything I want right now. I’m going to get an ant tattoo. JANET BENSON Let’s open some fresh honey and celebrate. BARRY Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax! MARTIN BENSON (toasting) To honey! BARRY Shave my antennae! JANET BENSON To honey! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 16. BARRY Shack up with a grasshopper, get a gold tooth, and start calling everybody “Dawg.” CUT TO: SEQ. 760 - “JOB PLACEMENT” EXT. HONEX LOBBY - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: A BEE BUS STOP. One group of bees stands on the pavement, as another group hovers above them. A doubledecker bus pulls up. The hovering bees get on the top level, and the standing bees get on the bottom. Barry and Adam pull up outside of Honex. ADAM I can’t believe we’re starting work today. BARRY Today’s the day. Adam jumps out of the car. ADAM (O.C) Come on. All the good jobs will be gone. BARRY Yeah, right... ANGLE ON: A BOARD READING: “JOB PLACEMENT BOARD”. Buzzwell, the Bee Processor, is at the counter. Another BEE APPLICANT, SANDY SHRIMPKIN is EXITING. SANDY SHRIMPKIN Is it still available? BUZZWELL Hang on. (he looks at changing numbers on the board) Two left. And...one of them’s yours. Congratulations Son, step to the side please. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 17. SANDY SHRIMPKIN Yeah! ADAM (to Sandy, leaving) What did you get? SANDY SHRIMPKIN Picking the crud out. That is stellar! ADAM Wow. BUZZWELL (to Adam and Barry) Couple of newbies? ADAM Yes Sir. Our first day. We are ready. BUZZWELL Well, step up and make your choice. ANGLE ON: A CHART listing the different sectors of Honex. Heating, Cooling, Viscosity, Krelman, Pollen Counting, Stunt Bee, Pouring, Stirrer, Humming, Regurgitating, Front Desk, Hair Removal, Inspector No. 7, Chef, Lint Coordinator, Stripe Supervisor, Antennae-ball polisher, Mite Wrangler, Swatting Counselor, Wax Monkey, Wing Brusher, Hive Keeper, Restroom Attendant. ADAM (to Barry) You want to go first? BARRY No, you go. ADAM Oh my. What’s available? BUZZWELL Restroom attendant is always open, and not for the reason you think. ADAM Any chance of getting on to the Krelman, Sir? BUZZWELL Sure, you’re on. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 18. He plops the KRELMAN HAT onto Adam’s head. ANGLE ON: The job board. THE COLUMNS READ: “OCCUPATION” “POSITIONS AVAILABLE”, and “STATUS”. The middle column has numbers, and the right column has job openings flipping between “open”, “pending”, and “closed”. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) Oh, I’m sorry. The Krelman just closed out. ADAM Oh! He takes the hat off Adam. BUZZWELL Wax Monkey’s always open. The Krelman goes from “Closed” to “Open”. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) And the Krelman just opened up again. ADAM What happened? BUZZWELL Well, whenever a bee dies, that’s an opening. (pointing at the board) See that? He’s dead, dead, another dead one, deady, deadified, two more dead. Dead from the neck up, dead from the neck down. But, that’s life. ANGLE ON: Barry’s disturbed expression. ADAM (feeling pressure to decide) Oh, this is so hard. Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector no. 7, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, antenna-ball polisher, mite wrangler-- Barry, Barry, what do you think I should-- Barry? Barry? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 19. Barry is gone. CUT TO: SEQ. 775 - “LOU LODUCA SPEECH” EXT. J-GATE - SAME TIME Splitz, Jackson, Buzz, Lou and two other BEES are going through final pre-flight checks. Barry ENTERS. LOU LODUCA Alright, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine. Geranium window box on Sutton Place... Barry’s antennae rings, like a phone. ADAM (V.O) What happened to you? Where are you? Barry whispers throughout. BARRY I’m going out. ADAM (V.O) Out? Out where? BARRY Out there. ADAM (V.O) (putting it together) Oh no. BARRY I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. ADAM (V.O) You’re going to die! You’re crazy! Hello? BARRY Oh, another call coming in. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 20. ADAM (V.O) You’re cra-- Barry HANGS UP. ANGLE ON: Lou Loduca. LOU LODUCA If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean Deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. BARRY (timidly) Hey guys. BUZZ Well, look at that. SPLITZ Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday? LOU LODUCA (to Barry) Hold it son, flight deck’s restricted. JACKSON It’s okay Lou, we’re going to take him up. Splitz and Jackson CHUCKLE. LOU LODUCA Really? Feeling lucky, are ya? A YOUNGER SMALLER BEE THAN BARRY, CHET, runs up with a release waiver for Barry to sign. CHET Sign here. Here. Just initial that. Thank you. LOU LODUCA Okay, you got a rain advisory today and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, (reading off clipboard) watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears, and bats. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 21. Also, I got a couple reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy’s in a home because of it, just babbling like a cicada. BARRY That’s awful. LOU LODUCA And a reminder for all you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans. Alright, launch positions! The Jocks get into formation, chanting as they move. LOU LODUCA (CONT’D) Black and Yellow! JOCKS Hello! SPLITZ (to Barry) Are you ready for this, hot shot? BARRY Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Barry NODS, terrified. BUZZ Wind! - CHECK! JOCK #1 Antennae! - CHECK! JOCK #2 Nectar pack! - CHECK! JACKSON Wings! - CHECK! SPLITZ Stinger! - CHECK! BARRY Scared out of my shorts - CHECK. LOU LODUCA Okay ladies, let’s move it out. Everyone FLIPS their goggles down. Pit crew bees CRANK their wings, and remove the starting blocks. We hear loud HUMMING. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 22. LOU LODUCA (CONT'D) LOU LODUCA (CONT’D) Pound those petunia's, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! A FLIGHT DECK GUY in deep crouch hand-signals them out the archway as the backwash from the bee wings FLUTTERS his jump suit. Barry follows everyone. SEQ. 800 - “FLYING WITH THE JOCKS” The bees climb above tree tops in formation. Barry is euphoric. BARRY Whoa! I’m out! I can’t believe I’m out! So blue. Ha ha ha! (a beat) I feel so fast...and free. (re: kites in the sky) Box kite! Wow! They fly by several bicyclists, and approach a patch of flowers. BARRY (CONT'D) Flowers! SPLITZ This is blue leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around thirty degrees and hold. BARRY (sotto) Roses. JACKSON Thirty degrees, roger, bringing it around. Many pollen jocks break off from the main group. They use their equipment to collect nectar from flowers. Barry flies down to watch the jocks collect the nectar. JOCK Stand to the side kid, it’s got a bit of a kick. The jock fires the gun, and recoils. Barry watches the gun fill up with nectar. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 23. BARRY Oh, that is one Nectar Collector. JOCK You ever see pollination up close? BARRY No, Sir. He takes off, and the excess pollen dust falls causing the flowers to come back to life. JOCK (as he pollinates) I pick some pollen up over here, sprinkle it over here, maybe a dash over there, pinch on that one...see that? It’s a little bit of magic, ain’t it? The FLOWERS PERK UP as he pollinates. BARRY Wow. That’s amazing. Why do we do that? JOCK ...that’s pollen power, Kid. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. BARRY Cool. The Jock WINKS at Barry. Barry rejoins the other jocks in the sky. They swoop in over a pond, kissing the surface. We see their image reflected in the water; they’re really moving. They fly over a fountain. BUZZ I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, could be daisies. Don’t we need those? SPLITZ Copy that visual. We see what appear to be yellow flowers on a green field. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 24. They go into a deep bank and dive. BUZZ Hold on, one of these flowers seems to be on the move. SPLITZ Say again...Are you reporting a moving flower? BUZZ Affirmative. SEQ. 900 - “TENNIS GAME” The pollen jocks land. It is a tennis court with dozens of tennis balls. A COUPLE, VANESSA and KEN, plays tennis. The bees land right in the midst of a group of balls. KEN (O.C) That was on the line! The other bees start walking around amongst the immense, yellow globes. SPLITZ This is the coolest. What is it? They stop at a BALL on a white line and look up at it. JACKSON I don’t know, but I’m loving this color. SPLITZ (smelling tennis ball) Smells good. Not like a flower. But I like it. JACKSON Yeah, fuzzy. BUZZ Chemical-y. JACKSON Careful, guys, it’s a little grabby. Barry LANDS on a ball and COLLAPSES. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 25. BARRY Oh my sweet lord of bees. JACKSON Hey, candy brain, get off there! Barry attempts to pulls his legs off, but they stick. BARRY Problem! A tennis shoe and a hand ENTER FRAME. The hand picks up the ball with Barry underneath it. BARRY (CONT'D) Guys! BUZZ This could be bad. JACKSON Affirmative. Vanessa walks back to the service line, BOUNCES the ball. Each time it BOUNCES, the other bees cringe and GASP. ANGLE ON: Barry, terrified. Pure dumb luck, he’s not getting squished. BARRY (with each bounce) Very close...Gonna Hurt...Mamma’s little boy. SPLITZ You are way out of position, rookie. ANGLE ON: Vanessa serving. We see Barry and the ball up against the racket as she brings it back. She tosses the ball into the air; Barry’s eyes widen. The ball is STRUCK, and the rally is on. KEN Coming in at you like a missile! Ken HITS the ball back. Barry feels the g-forces. ANGLE ON: The Pollen Jocks watching Barry pass by them in SLOW MOTION. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 26. BARRY (in slow motion) Help me! JACKSON You know, I don't think these are flowers. SPLITZ Should we tell him? JACKSON I think he knows. BARRY (O.S) What is this?! Vanessa HITS a high arcing lob. Ken waits, poised for the return. We see Barry having trouble maneuvering the ball from fatigue. KEN (overly confident) Match point! ANGLE ON: Ken running up. He has a killer look in his eyes. He’s going to hit the ultimate overhead smash. KEN (CONT'D) You can just start packing up Honey, because I believe you’re about to eat it! ANGLE ON: Pollen Jocks. JACKSON Ahem! Ken is distracted by the jock. KEN What? No! He misses badly. The ball rockets into oblivion. Barry is still hanging on. ANGLE ON: Ken, berating himself. KEN (CONT’D) Oh, you cannot be serious. We hear the ball WHISTLING, and Barry SCREAMING. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 27. BARRY Yowser!!! SEQ. 1000 - “SUV” The ball flies through the air, and lands in the middle of the street. It bounces into the street again, and sticks in the grille of an SUV. INT. CAR ENGINE - CONTINUOUS BARRY’S POV: the grille of the SUV sucks him up. He tumbles through a black tunnel, whirling vanes, and pistons. BARRY AHHHHHHHHHHH!! OHHHH!! EECHHH!! AHHHHHH!! Barry gets chilled by the A/C system, and sees a frozen grasshopper. BARRY (CONT’D) (re: grasshopper) Eww, gross. CUT TO: INT. CAR - CONTINUOUS The car is packed with a typical suburban family: MOTHER, FATHER, eight-year old BOY, LITTLE GIRL in a car seat and a GRANDMOTHER. A big slobbery DOG is behind a grate. Barry pops into the passenger compartment, hitting the Mother’s magazine. MOTHER There’s a bee in the car! They all notice the bee and start SCREAMING. BARRY Aaahhhh! Barry tumbles around the car. We see the faces from his POV. MOTHER Do something! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 28. FATHER I’m driving! Barry flies by the little girl in her CAR SEAT. She waves hello. LITTLE GIRL Hi, bee. SON He’s back here! He’s going to sting me! The car SWERVES around the road. Barry flies into the back, where the slobbery dog SNAPS at him. Barry deftly avoids the jaws and gross, flying SPITTLE. MOTHER Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze! Everyone in the car freezes. Barry freezes. They stare at each other, eyes going back and forth, waiting to see who will make the first move. Barry blinks. GRANNY He blinked! Granny pulls out a can of HAIR SPRAY. SON Spray him, Granny! Granny sprays the hair spray everywhere. FATHER What are you doing? GRANNY It’s hair spray! Extra hold! MOTHER Kill it! Barry gets sprayed back by the hair spray, then sucked out of the sunroof. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 29. EXT. CITY STREET - CONTINUOUS BARRY Wow. The tension level out here is unbelievable. I’ve got to get home. As Barry flies down the street, it starts to RAIN. He nimbly avoids the rain at first. BARRY (CONT’D) Whoa. Whoa! Can’t fly in rain! Can’t fly in rain! Can’t fly in-- A couple of drops hit him, his wings go limp and he starts falling. BARRY (CONT'D) Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Barry sees a window ledge and aims for it and just makes it. Shivering and exhausted, he crawls into an open window as it CLOSES. SEQ. 1100 - “VANESSA SAVES BARRY” INT. VANESSA’S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS Inside the window, Barry SHAKES off the rain like a dog. Vanessa, Ken, Andy, and Anna ENTER the apartment. VANESSA Ken, can you close the window please? KEN Huh? Oh. (to Andy) Hey, check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? It folds out. Ken holds up his brochure, with photos of himself, and a resume in the middle. ANGLE ON: Barry hiding behind the curtains, as Ken CLOSES THE WINDOW. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 30. BARRY Oh no, more humans. I don’t need this. Barry HOVERS up into the air and THROWS himself into the glass. BARRY (CONT’D) (dazed) Ow! What was that? He does it again, and then multiple more times. BARRY (CONT'D) Maybe this time...this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time. Barry JUMPS onto the drapes. BARRY (CONT'D) (out of breath) Drapes! (then, re: glass) That is diabolical. KEN It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top ten favorite movies. ANDY What’s your number one? Star Wars? KEN Ah, I don’t go for that, (makes Star Wars noises), kind of stuff. ANGLE ON: Barry. BARRY No wonder we’re not supposed to talk to them. They’re out of their minds. KEN When I walk out of a job interview they’re flabbergasted. They can’t believe the things I say. Barry looks around and sees the LIGHT BULB FIXTURE in the middle of the ceiling. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 31. BARRY (re: light bulb) Oh, there’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out. Barry takes off and heads straight for the light bulb. His POV: The seventy-five watt label grows as he gets closer. BARRY (CONT’D) I don’t remember the sun having a big seventy five on it. Barry HITS the bulb and is KNOCKED SILLY. He falls into a BOWL OF GUACAMOLE. Andy dips his chip in the guacamole, taking Barry with it. ANGLE ON: Ken and Andy. KEN I’ll tell you what. You know what? I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Barry’s POV: Giant human mouth opening. KEN (CONT’D) Wait! Stop! Beeeeeee! ANNA Kill it! Kill it! They all JUMP up from their chairs. Andy looks around for something to use. Ken comes in for the kill with a big TIMBERLAND BOOT on each hand. KEN Stand back. These are winter boots. Vanessa ENTERS, and stops Ken from squashing Barry. VANESSA (grabs Ken’s arm) Wait. Don’t kill him. CLOSE UP: on Barry’s puzzled face. KEN You know I’m allergic to them. This thing could kill me. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 32. VANESSA Why does his life have any less value than yours? She takes a GLASS TUMBLER and places it over Barry. KEN Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? VANESSA I’m just saying, all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling. Barry looks up through the glass and watches this conversation, astounded. Vanessa RIPS Ken’s resume in half and SLIDES it under the glass. KEN (wistful) My brochure. There’s a moment of eye contact as she carries Barry to the window. She opens it and sets him free. VANESSA There you go, little guy. KEN (O.C) I’m not scared of them. But, you know, it’s an allergic thing. ANDY (O.C) * Hey, why don’t you put that on your * resume-brochure? * KEN (O.C) It’s not funny, my whole face could puff up. ANDY (O.C) Make it one of your “Special Skills.” KEN (O.C) You know, knocking someone out is also a special skill. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 33. EXT. WINDOWSILL - CONTINUOUS Barry stares over the window frame. He can’t believe what’s just happened. It is still RAINING. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 1200 - “BARRY SPEAKS” EXT. WINDOWSILL - LATER Barry is still staring through the window. Inside, everyone’s saying their good-byes. KEN Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? VANESSA Uh, yeah sure Ken. You know, whatever. KEN You can put carob chips on there. VANESSA Good night. KEN (as he exits) Supposed to be less calories, or something. VANESSA Bye. She shuts the door. Vanessa starts cleaning up. BARRY I’ve got to say something. She saved my life. I’ve got to say something. Alright, here it goes. Barry flies in. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 34. INT. VANESSA’S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS Barry hides himself on different PRODUCTS placed along the kitchen shelves. He hides on a Bumblebee Tuna can, and a “Greetings From Coney Island” MUSCLE-MAN POSTCARD on the fridge. BARRY (on fridge) What would I say? (landing on a bottle) I could really get in trouble. He stands looking at Vanessa. BARRY (CONT'D) It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human. I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to. Oh, I can’t do it! Come on! No, yes, no, do it! I can’t. How should I start it? You like jazz? No, that’s no good. Here she comes. Speak, you fool. As Vanessa walks by, Barry takes a DEEP BREATH. BARRY (CONT’D) (cheerful) Umm...hi. Vanessa DROPS A STACK OF DISHES, and HOPS BACK. BARRY (CONT’D) I’m sorry. VANESSA You’re talking. BARRY Yes, I know, I know. VANESSA You’re talking. BARRY I know, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. VANESSA It’s okay. It’s fine. It’s just, I know I’m dreaming, but I don’t recall going to bed. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 35. BARRY Well, you know I’m sure this is very disconcerting. VANESSA Well yeah. I mean this is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean...you’re a bee. BARRY Yeah, I am a bee, and you know I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me and if it wasn’t for you...I mean, I had to thank you. It’s just the way I was raised. Vanessa intentionally JABS her hand with a FORK. VANESSA Ow! BARRY That was a little weird. VANESSA (to herself) I’m talking to a bee. BARRY Yeah. VANESSA I’m talking to a bee. BARRY Anyway... VANESSA And a bee is talking to me... BARRY I just want you to know that I’m grateful, and I’m going to leave now. VANESSA Wait, wait, wait, wait, how did you learn to do that? BARRY What? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 36. VANESSA The talking thing. BARRY Same way you did, I guess. Mama, Dada, honey, you pick it up. VANESSA That’s very funny. BARRY Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry. With what we have to deal with. Vanessa LAUGHS. BARRY (CONT’D) Anyway. VANESSA Can I, uh, get you something? BARRY Like what? VANESSA I don’t know. I mean, I don’t know. Coffee? BARRY Well, uh, I don’t want to put you out. VANESSA It’s no trouble. BARRY Unless you’re making anyway. VANESSA Oh, it takes two minutes. BARRY Really? VANESSA It’s just coffee. BARRY I hate to impose. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 37. VANESSA Don’t be ridiculous. BARRY Actually, I would love a cup. VANESSA Hey, you want a little rum cake? BARRY I really shouldn’t. VANESSA Have a little rum cake. BARRY No, no, no, I can’t. VANESSA Oh, come on. BARRY You know, I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms here. VANESSA Where? BARRY Well... These stripes don’t help. VANESSA You look great. BARRY I don’t know if you know anything about fashion. Vanessa starts POURING the coffee through an imaginary cup and directly onto the floor. BARRY (CONT'D) Are you alright? VANESSA No. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 1300 - “ROOFTOP COFFEE” "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 38. EXT. VANESSA’S ROOF - LATER Barry and Vanessa are drinking coffee on her roof terrace. He is perched on her keychain. BARRY ...He can’t get a taxi. He’s making the tie in the cab, as they’re flying up Madison. So he finally gets there. VANESSA Uh huh? BARRY He runs up the steps into the church, the wedding is on... VANESSA Yeah? BARRY ...and he says, watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. VANESSA Uh huh? BARRY Why would I marry a watermelon? Barry laughs. Vanessa doesn’t. VANESSA Oh! Is that, uh, a bee joke? BARRY Yeah, that’s the kind of stuff that we do. VANESSA Yeah, different. A BEAT. VANESSA (CONT’D) So anyway...what are you going to do, Barry? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 39. BARRY About work? I don’t know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can’t do it the way they want. VANESSA I know how you feel. BARRY You do? VANESSA Sure, my parents wanted me to be a lawyer or doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. BARRY Really? VANESSA My only interest is flowers. BARRY Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. VANESSA Oh. BARRY Anyway, see there’s my hive, right there. You can see it. VANESSA Oh, you’re in Sheep Meadow. BARRY (excited) Yes! You know the turtle pond? VANESSA Yes? BARRY I’m right off of that. VANESSA Oh, no way. I know that area. Do you know I lost a toe-ring there once? BARRY Really? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 40. VANESSA Yes. BARRY Why do girls put rings on their toes? VANESSA Why not? BARRY I don’t know. It’s like putting a hat on your knee. VANESSA Really? Okay. A JANITOR in the background changes a LIGHTBULB. To him, it appears that Vanessa is talking to an imaginary friend. JANITOR You all right, ma’am? VANESSA Oh, yeah, fine. Just having two cups of coffee. BARRY Anyway, this has been great. (wiping his mouth) Thanks for the coffee. Barry gazes at Vanessa. VANESSA Oh yeah, it’s no trouble. BARRY Sorry I couldn’t finish it. Vanessa giggles. BARRY (CONT'D) (re: coffee) If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life. Ummm. Can I take a piece of this with me? VANESSA Sure. Here, have a crumb. She takes a CRUMB from the plate and hands it to Barry. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 41. BARRY (a little dreamy) Oh, thanks. VANESSA Yeah. There is an awkward pause. BARRY Alright, well then, I guess I’ll see you around, or not, or... VANESSA Okay Barry. BARRY And thank you so much again, for before. VANESSA Oh that? BARRY Yeah. VANESSA Oh, that was nothing. BARRY Well, not nothing, but, anyway... Vanessa extends her hand, and shakes Barry’s gingerly. The Janitor watches. The lightbulb shorts out. The Janitor FALLS. CUT TO: SEQ. 1400 - “HONEX” INT. HONEX BUILDING - NEXT DAY ANGLE ON: A TEST BEE WEARING A PARACHUTE is in a wind tunnel, hovering through increasingly heavy wind. SIGNS UNDER A FLASHING LIGHT READ: “Test In Progress” & “Hurricane Survival Test”. 2 BEES IN A LAB COATS are observing behind glass. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 42. LAB COAT BEE 1 This can’t possibly work. LAB COAT BEE 2 Well, he’s all set to go, we may as well try it. (into the mic) Okay Dave, pull the chute. The test bee opens his parachute. He’s instantly blown against the rear wall. Adam and Barry ENTER. ADAM Sounds amazing. BARRY Oh, it was amazing. It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. ADAM Humans! Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans! Giant scary humans! What were they like? BARRY Huge and crazy. They talk crazy, they eat crazy giant things. They drive around real crazy. ADAM And do they try and kill you like on TV? BARRY Some of them. But some of them don’t. ADAM How’d you get back? BARRY Poodle. ADAM Look, you did it. And I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see out there, you had your “experience”, and now you’re back, you can pick out your job, and everything can be normal. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 43. ANGLE ON: LAB BEES examining a CANDY CORN through a microscope. BARRY Well... ADAM Well? BARRY Well, I met someone. ADAM You met someone? Was she Bee-ish? BARRY Mmm. ADAM Not a WASP? Your parents will kill you. BARRY No, no, no, not a wasp. ADAM Spider? BARRY You know, I’m not attracted to the spiders. I know to everyone else it’s like the hottest thing with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face. Barry makes a spider face. ADAM So, who is she? BARRY She’s a human. ADAM Oh no, no, no, no. That didn’t happen. You didn’t do that. That is a bee law. You wouldn’t break a bee law. BARRY Her name’s Vanessa. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 44. ADAM Oh, oh boy! BARRY She’s so-o nice. And she’s a florist! ADAM Oh, no. No, no, no! You’re dating a human florist? BARRY We’re not dating. ADAM You’re flying outside the hive. You’re talking to human beings that attack our homes with power washers and M-80’s. That’s 1/8 of a stick of dynamite. BARRY She saved my life. And she understands me. ADAM This is over. Barry pulls out the crumb. BARRY Eat this. Barry stuffs the crumb into Adam’s face. ADAM This is not over. What was that? BARRY They call it a crumb. ADAM That was SO STINGING STRIPEY! BARRY And that’s not even what they eat. That just falls off what they eat. Do you know what a Cinnabon is? ADAM No. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 45. BARRY It’s bread... ADAM Come in here! BARRY and cinnamon, ADAM Be quiet! BARRY and frosting...they heat it up-- ADAM Sit down! INT. ADAM’S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS BARRY Really hot! ADAM Listen to me! We are not them. We’re us. There’s us and there’s them. BARRY Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning... Barry rolls his chair down the corridor. ADAM There’s no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. ANOTHER BEE JOINS IN. ANOTHER BEE Thinking bee. WIDER SHOT AS A 3RD BEE ENTERS, popping up over the cubicle wall. 3RD BEE Thinking bee. EVEN WIDER SHOT AS ALL THE BEES JOIN IN. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 46. OTHER BEES Thinking bee. Thinking bee. Thinking bee. CUT TO: SEQ. 1500 - “POOLSIDE NAGGING” EXT. BACKYARD PARENT’S HOUSE - DAY Barry sits on a RAFT in a hexagon honey pool, legs dangling into the water. Janet Benson and Martin Benson stand over him wearing big, sixties sunglasses and cabana-type outfits. The sun shines brightly behind their heads. JANET BENSON (O.C) There he is. He’s in the pool. MARTIN BENSON You know what your problem is, Barry? BARRY I’ve got to start thinking bee? MARTIN BENSON Barry, how much longer is this going to go on? It’s been three days. I don’t understand why you’re not working. BARRY Well, I’ve got a lot of big life decisions I’m thinking about. MARTIN BENSON What life? You have no life! You have no job! You’re barely a bee! Barry throws his hands in the air. BARRY Augh. JANET BENSON Would it kill you to just make a little honey? Barry ROLLS off the raft and SINKS to the bottom of the pool. We hear his parents’ MUFFLED VOICES from above the surface. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 47. JANET BENSON (CONT'D) (muffled) Barry, come out from under there. Your father’s talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? MARTIN BENSON Barry, I’m talking to you. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. PICNIC AREA - DAY MUSIC: “Sugar Sugar” by the Archies. Barry and Vanessa are having a picnic. A MOSQUITO lands on Vanessa’s leg. She SWATS it violently. Barry’s head whips around, aghast. They stare at each other awkwardly in a frozen moment, then BURST INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER. Vanessa GETS UP. VANESSA You coming? BARRY Got everything? VANESSA All set. Vanessa gets into a one-man Ultra Light plane with a black and yellow paint scheme. She puts on her helmet. BARRY You go ahead, I’ll catch up. VANESSA (come hither wink) Don’t be too long. The Ultra Light takes off. Barry catches up. They fly sideby-side. VANESSA (CONT’D) Watch this! Vanessa does a loop, and FLIES right into the side of a mountain, BURSTING into a huge ball of flames. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 48. BARRY (yelling, anguished) Vanessa! EXT. BARRY’S PARENT’S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: Barry’s face bursting through the surface of the pool, GASPING for air, eyes opening in horror. MARTIN BENSON We’re still here, Barry. JANET BENSON I told you not to yell at him. He doesn’t respond when you yell at him. MARTIN BENSON Then why are you yelling at me? JANET BENSON Because you don’t listen. MARTIN BENSON I’m not listening to this. Barry is toweling off, putting on his sweater. BARRY Sorry Mom, I’ve got to go. JANET BENSON Where are you going? BARRY Nowhere. I’m meeting a friend. Barry JUMPS off the balcony and EXITS. JANET BENSON (calling after him) A girl? Is this why you can’t decide? BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON I just hope she’s Bee-ish. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 49. SEQ. 1700 - “STREETWALK/SUPERMARKET” EXT. VANESSA’S FLORIST SHOP - DAY Vanessa FLIPS the sign to say “Sorry We Missed You”, and locks the door. ANGLE ON: A POSTER on Vanessa’s door for the Tournament of Roses Parade in Pasadena. BARRY So they have a huge parade of just flowers every year in Pasadena? VANESSA Oh, to be in the Tournament of Roses, that’s every florist’s dream. Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. BARRY Wow, a tournament. Do the roses actually compete in athletic events? VANESSA No. Alright, I’ve got one. How come you don’t fly everywhere? BARRY It’s exhausting. Why don’t you run everywhere? VANESSA Hmmm. BARRY Isn’t that faster? VANESSA Yeah, okay. I see, I see. Alright, your turn. Barry and Vanessa walk/fly down a New York side street, no other pedestrians near them. BARRY Ah! Tivo. You can just freeze live TV? That’s insane. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 50. VANESSA What, you don’t have anything like that? BARRY We have Hivo, but it’s a disease. It’s a horrible, horrible disease. VANESSA Oh my. They turn the corner onto a busier avenue and people start to swat at Barry. MAN Dumb bees! VANESSA You must just want to sting all those jerks. BARRY We really try not to sting. It’s usually fatal for us. VANESSA So you really have to watch your temper? They ENTER a SUPERMARKET. CUT TO: INT. SUPERMARKET BARRY Oh yeah, very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. You work through it like any emotion-- anger, jealousy, (under his breath) lust. Barry hops on top of some cardboard boxes in the middle of an aisle. A stock boy, HECTOR, whacks him with a rolled up magazine. VANESSA (to Barry) Oh my goodness. Are you okay? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 51. BARRY Yeah. Whew! Vanessa WHACKS Hector over the head with the magazine. VANESSA (to Hector) What is wrong with you?! HECTOR It’s a bug. VANESSA Well he’s not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep. Vanessa pushes him, and Hector EXITS, muttering. BARRY (shaking it off) What was that, a Pick and Save circular? VANESSA Yeah, it was. How did you know? BARRY It felt like about ten pages. Seventy-five’s pretty much our limit. VANESSA Boy, you’ve really got that down to a science. BARRY Oh, we have to. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. VANESSA I’ll bet. Barry stops, sees the wall of honey jars. BARRY What, in the name of Mighty Hercules, is this? How did this get here? Cute Bee? Golden Blossom? Ray Liotta Private Select? VANESSA Is he that actor? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 52. BARRY I never heard of him. Why is this here? VANESSA For people. We eat it. BARRY Why? (gesturing around the market) You don’t have enough food of your own? VANESSA Well yes, we-- BARRY How do you even get it? VANESSA Well, bees make it... BARRY I know who makes it! And it’s hard to make it! There’s Heating and Cooling, and Stirring...you need a whole Krelman thing. VANESSA It’s organic. BARRY It’s our-ganic! VANESSA It’s just honey, Barry. BARRY Just...what?! Bees don’t know about this. This is stealing. A lot of stealing! You’ve taken our homes, our schools, our hospitals. This is all we have. And it’s on sale? I’m going to get to the bottom of this. I’m going to get to the bottom of all of this! He RIPS the label off the Ray Liotta Private Select. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 53. SEQ. 1800 - “WINDSHIELD” EXT. BACK OF SUPERMARKET LOADING DOCK - LATER THAT DAY Barry disguises himself by blacking out his yellow lines with a MAGIC MARKER and putting on some war paint. He sees Hector, the stock boy, with a knife CUTTING open cardboard boxes filled with honey jars. MAN You almost done? HECTOR Almost. Barry steps in some honey, making a SNAPPING noise. Hector stops and turns. HECTOR (CONT’D) He is here. I sense it. Hector grabs his BOX CUTTER. Barry REACTS, hides himself behind the box again. HECTOR (CONT’D) (talking too loud, to no one in particular) Well, I guess I’ll go home now, and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. A BEAT. Hector pretends to exit. He takes a couple of steps in place. ANGLE ON: The honey jar. Barry steps out into a moody spotlight. BARRY You’re busted, box boy! HECTOR Ah ha! I knew I heard something. So, you can talk. Barry flies up, stinger out, pushing Hector up against the wall. As Hector backs up, he drops his knife. BARRY Oh, I can talk. And now you’re going to start talking. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 54. Where are you getting all the sweet stuff? Who’s your supplier?! HECTOR I don’t know what you’re talking about. I thought we were all friends. The last thing we want to do is upset any of you...bees! Hector grabs a PUSHPIN. Barry fences with his stinger. HECTOR (CONT’D) You’re too late. It’s ours now! BARRY You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword. HECTOR You, sir, are about to be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Barry and Hector get into a cross-swords, nose-to-nose confrontation. BARRY Where is the honey coming from? Barry knocks the pushpin out of his hand. Barry puts his stinger up to Hector’s nose. BARRY (CONT'D) Tell me where?! HECTOR (pointing to a truck) Honey Farms. It comes from Honey Farms. ANGLE ON: A Honey Farms truck leaving the parking lot. Barry turns, takes off after the truck through an alley. He follows the truck out onto a busy street, dodging a bus, and several cabs. CABBIE Crazy person! He flies through a metal pipe on the top of a truck. BARRY OOOHHH! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 55. BARRY (CONT'D) Barry grabs onto a bicycle messenger’s backpack. The honey farms truck starts to pull away. Barry uses the bungee cord to slingshot himself towards the truck. He lands on the windshield, where the wind plasters him to the glass. He looks up to find himself surrounded by what appear to be DEAD BUGS. He climbs across, working his way around the bodies. BARRY (CONT’D) Oh my. What horrible thing has happened here? Look at these faces. They never knew what hit them. And now they’re on the road to nowhere. A MOSQUITO opens his eyes. MOOSEBLOOD Pssst! Just keep still. BARRY What? You’re not dead? MOOSEBLOOD Do I look dead? Hey man, they will wipe anything that moves. Now, where are you headed? BARRY To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. MOOSEBLOOD I’m going to Alaska. Moose blood. Crazy stuff. Blows your head off. LADYBUG I’m going to Tacoma. BARRY (to fly) What about you? MOOSEBLOOD He really is dead. BARRY Alright. The WIPER comes towards them. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 56. MOOSEBLOOD Uh oh. BARRY What is that? MOOSEBLOOD Oh no! It’s a wiper, triple blade! BARRY Triple blade? MOOSEBLOOD Jump on. It’s your only chance, bee. They hang on as the wiper goes back and forth. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) (yelling to the truck driver through the glass) Why does everything have to be so dog-gone clean?! How much do you people need to see? Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! CUT TO: INT. TRUCK CAB SFX: Radio. RADIO VOICE For NPR News in Washington, I’m Carl Kasell. EXT. TRUCK WINDSHIELD MOOSEBLOOD But don’t kill no more bugs! The Mosquito is FLUNG off of the wiper. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) Beeeeeeeeeeeeee! BARRY Moose blood guy! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 57. Barry slides toward the end of the wiper, is thrown off, but he grabs the AERIAL and hangs on for dear life. Barry looks across and sees a CRICKET on another vehicle in the exact same predicament. They look at each other and SCREAM in unison. BARRY AND CRICKET Aaaaaaaaaah! ANOTHER BUG grabs onto the aerial, and screams as well. INT. TRUCK CAB - SAME TIME DRIVER You hear something? TRUCKER PASSENGER Like what? DRIVER Like tiny screaming. TRUCKER PASSENGER Turn off the radio. The driver reaches down and PRESSES a button, lowering the aerial. EXT. TRUCK WINDSHIELD - SAME TIME Barry and the other bug do a “choose up” to the bottom, Barry wins. BARRY Aha! Then he finally has to let go and gets thrown into the truck horn atop cab. Mooseblood is inside. MOOSEBLOOD Hey, what’s up bee boy? BARRY Hey, Blood! DISSOLVE TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 58. INT. TRUCK HORN - LATER BARRY ...and it was just an endless row of honey jars as far as the eye could see. MOOSEBLOOD Wow. BARRY So I’m just assuming wherever this honey truck goes, that’s where they’re getting it. I mean, that honey’s ours! MOOSEBLOOD Bees hang tight. BARRY Well, we’re all jammed in there. It’s a close community. MOOSEBLOOD Not us, man. We’re on our own. Every mosquito is on his own. BARRY But what if you get in trouble? MOOSEBLOOD Trouble? You're a mosquito. You're in trouble! Nobody likes us. They’re just all smacking. People see a mosquito, smack, smack! BARRY At least you’re out in the world. You must meet a lot of girls. MOOSEBLOOD Mosquito girls try to trade up; get with a moth, dragonfly...mosquito girl don’t want no mosquito. A BLOOD MOBILE pulls up alongside. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) Whoa, you have got to be kidding me. Mooseblood’s about to leave the building. So long bee. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 59. Mooseblood EXITS the horn, and jumps onto the blood mobile. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) Hey guys. I knew I’d catch you all down here. Did you bring your crazy straws? CUT TO: SEQ. 1900 - “THE APIARY” EXT. APIARY - LATER Barry sees a SIGN, “Honey Farms” The truck comes to a stop. SFX: The Honey farms truck blares its horn. Barry flies out, lands on the hood. ANGLE ON: Two BEEKEEPERS, FREDDY and ELMO, walking around to the back of the gift shop. Barry follows them, and lands in a nearby tree FREDDY ...then we throw it in some jars, slap a label on it, and it’s pretty much pure profit. BARRY What is this place? ELMO Bees got a brain the size of a pinhead. FREDDY They are pinheads. The both LAUGH. ANGLE ON: Barry REACTING. They arrive at the back of the shop where one of them opens a SMOKER BOX. FREDDY (CONT’D) Hey, check out the new smoker. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 60. ELMO Oh, Sweet. That’s the one you want. FREDDY The Thomas 3000. BARRY Smoker? FREDDY 90 puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. They LAUGH again, nefariously. FREDDY (CONT’D) Couple of breaths of this, and it knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. BARRY “They make the honey, and we make the money?” Barry climbs onto the netting of Freddy’s hat. He climbs up to the brim and looks over the edge. He sees the apiary boxes as Freddy SMOKES them. BARRY (CONT'D) Oh my. As Freddy turns around, Barry jumps into an open apiary box, and into an apartment. HOWARD and FRAN are just coming to from the smoking. BARRY (CONT’D) What’s going on? Are you okay? HOWARD Yeah, it doesn’t last too long. HE COUGHS a few times. BARRY How did you two get here? Do you know you’re in a fake hive with fake walls? HOWARD (pointing to a picture on the wall) "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 61. Our queen was moved here, we had no choice. BARRY (looking at a picture on the wall) This is your queen? That’s a man in women’s clothes. That’s a dragqueen! The other wall opens. Barry sees the hundreds of apiary boxes. BARRY (CONT'D) What is this? Barry pulls out his camera, and starts snapping. BARRY (CONT’D) Oh no. There’s hundreds of them. (V.O, as Barry takes pictures) Bee honey, our honey, is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale. CUT TO: SEQ. 2100 - “BARRY TELLS FAMILY” INT. BARRY’S PARENT’S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - LATER Barry has assembled his parents, Adam, and Uncle Carl. BARRY This is worse than anything the bears have done to us. And I intend to do something about it. JANET BENSON Oh Barry, stop. MARTIN BENSON Who told you that humans are taking our honey? That’s just a rumor. BARRY Do these look like rumors? Barry throws the PICTURES on the table. Uncle Carl, cleaning his glasses with his shirt tail, digs through a bowl of nuts with his finger. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 62. HOWARD (CONT'D) UNCLE CARL That’s a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. JANET BENSON Barry, how did you get mixed up in all this? ADAM (jumping up) Because he’s been talking to humans! JANET BENSON Whaaat? MARTIN BENSON Talking to humans?! Oh Barry. ADAM He has a human girlfriend and they make out! JANET BENSON Make out? Barry? BARRY We do not. ADAM You wish you could. BARRY Who’s side are you on? ADAM The bees! Uncle Carl stands up and pulls his pants up to his chest. UNCLE CARL I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Man, those crazy legs kept me up all night. Hotcheewah! JANET BENSON Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? BARRY This is what I want to do for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 63. Dad, I remember you coming home some nights so overworked, your hands were still stirring. You couldn’t stop them. MARTIN BENSON Ehhh... JANET BENSON (to Martin) I remember that. BARRY What right do they have to our hardearned honey? We’re living on two cups a year. They’re putting it in lip balm for no reason what-soever. MARTIN BENSON Even if it’s true, Barry, what could one bee do? BARRY I’m going to sting them where it really hurts. MARTIN BENSON In the face? BARRY No. MARTIN BENSON In the eye? That would really hurt. BARRY No. MARTIN BENSON Up the nose? That’s a killer. BARRY No. There’s only one place you can sting the humans. One place where it really matters. CUT TO: SEQ. 2300 - “HIVE AT 5 NEWS/BEE LARRY KING” "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 64. BARRY (CONT'D) INT. NEWS STUDIO - DAY DRAMATIC NEWS MUSIC plays as the opening news sequence rolls. We see the “Hive at Five” logo, followed by shots of past news events: A BEE freeway chase, a BEE BEARD protest rally, and a BEAR pawing at the hive as the BEES flee in panic. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) Hive at Five, the hive’s only full hour action news source... SHOTS of NEWSCASTERS flash up on screen. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) (CONT'D) With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk... BOB has a big shock of anchorman hair, gray temples and overly white teeth. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) (CONT'D) ...weather with Storm Stinger, sports with Buzz Larvi, and Jeanette Chung. JEANETTE is an Asian bee. BOB BUMBLE (CONT'D) Good evening, I’m Bob Bumble. JEANETTE CHUNG And I’m Jeanette Chung. BOB BUMBLE Our top story, a tri-county bee, Barry Benson... INSERT: Barry’s graduation picture. BOB BUMBLE (CONT'D) ...is saying he intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it, and profiting from it illegally. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 65. INT. BEENN STUDIO - BEE LARRY KING LIVE BEE LARRY KING, wearing suspenders and glasses, is interviewing Barry. A LOWER-THIRD CHYRON reads: “Bee Larry King Live.” BEE LARRY KING Don’t forget, tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we are going to have three former Queens all right here in our studio discussing their new book, “Classy Ladies,” out this week on Hexagon. (to Barry) Tonight, we’re talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, I’m just a kid from the hive, I can’t do this? BARRY Larry, bees have never been afraid to change the world. I mean, what about Bee-Columbus? Bee-Ghandi? Be-geesus? BEE LARRY KING Well, where I’m from you wouldn’t think of suing humans. We were thinking more like stick ball, candy stores. BARRY How old are you? BEE LARRY KING I want you to know that the entire bee community is supporting you in this case, which is certain to be the trial of the bee century. BARRY Thank you, Larry. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world, too. BEE LARRY KING It’s a common name. Next week on Bee Larry King... "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 66. BARRY No, I mean he looks like you. And he has a show with suspenders and different colored dots behind him. BEE LARRY KING Next week on Bee Larry King... BARRY Old guy glasses, and there’s quotes along the bottom from the guest you’re watching even though you just heard them... BEE LARRY KING Bear week next week! They’re scary, they’re hairy, and they’re here live. Bee Larry King EXITS. BARRY Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes... (lights go out) Very Jewish. CUT TO: SEQ. 2400 - “FLOWER SHOP” INT. VANESSA’S FLOWER SHOP - NIGHT Stacks of law books are piled up, legal forms, etc. Vanessa is talking with Ken in the other room. KEN Look, in tennis, you attack at the point of weakness. VANESSA But it was my grandmother, Ken. She’s 81. KEN Honey, her backhand’s a joke. I’m not going to take advantage of that? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 67. BARRY (O.C) Quiet please. Actual work going on here. KEN Is that that same bee? BARRY (O.C) Yes it is. VANESSA I’m helping him sue the human race. KEN What? Barry ENTERS. BARRY Oh, hello. KEN Hello Bee. Barry flies over to Vanessa. VANESSA This is Ken. BARRY Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size 10 1

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[quote name="Sailoroid" date="2019-01-11 08:54:40" ] I made one of these in the past in FRD but I felt a bit restricted when trying to focus on FR-related questions, so here goes for a round two! 1. What’s your name? ItsLarreyyy. Duh. 2. Got it, how are you doing? Breathing 3. Are you a gal, guy, enby, or other? I am of the females. 4. I see, so what brings you here? My laptop 5. Where are you most active in the forums? General Discussion 6. Alright, time for some ice breakers- favorite color? Maroon 7. Favorite shoe brand? Vans 8. Red or blue? Red 9. What is your actual favorite color? Maroon, i just told you. Who are you, dory? 10. Strawberry or chocolate? Vanilla 11. Mario or Luigi? Wario is supreme. 12. Do you plan on taking over the world? Pfft, like i'd admit it online...... 13. Do you own any pets? I have a goldendoodle named daisy. I love her. and hate her? idk. 14. Are you apart of any fandoms? If i took the time to list them all, i think my laptop would die 18 times. 15. Can you whistle? Kind of? 16. How many pillows do you own? Too many. 17. Should you be asleep right now? no im in the middle of class tho. 18. Least favorite ice cream flavor? ...................................................................................rocky road? 19. Crushed, cubed, or shaved ice? Chick-fil-a ice. 20. Which continent are you from? America. 21. Do you wear glasses? Unless i want to be blind, yes. 22. What is the superior toilet paper brand? The kind that does the job. 23. Worst video game you ever played? rabbids go home. i wanted to die. 24. Have you ever won a contest before? I got 1st place in a drawing contest in the 1st grade. i have the picture framed. 25. Tea or coffee? COFFEEEE 26. What would your icon be if FR didn’t restrict it to dragons? Still dragons. 27. A vampire asks if they can come inside your house, would you let them in? Depends. 28. Turns out they’re not a vampire, they’re just a goth person looking for a telephone to use. Would you still let them in? Yeah, why not? where i live, id want to prevent frostbite. 29. Favorite emoji? laughing crying emoji 30. Your favorite movie genre? Comedy 31. If you could hang out with any celebrity (deceased or living) who would it be? Barry Benson. (does he count) if no, probably Joseph Morgan. 32. Can you recite the opening script from the Bee Movie? I can do more than Recite. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. 33. Are you more of a dancer or singer? Singer 34. Are you an early bird or night owl? Night owl 35. What is some of your pet peeves? people who start drama 36. You’re trapped on an island. Do you venture out in the jungle or stay put in the open? i venture into the jungle in searching for tarzan. 37. What is the last song you were listening to? American Idiot by Green Day 38. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator alone with no lights or trapped with a clown and working lights? Trapped with a clown. ill out joke that stupid clown. 39. Have you ever gotten on a rollercoaster? hellll yeahhh 40. Have you ever broken a bone in your body? nahh 41. Do you shop at Hot Topic? on occasion 42. What is the meaning of life? you gotta yee the haws before the haws yee you. 43. When is the last time you had McDonalds? like 40 minutes ago 44. Do you collect anything? guitar picks 45. How’s the weather over there? sunny and warm 46. Are you eating anything right now? salt and vinager chipss 47. Oreos or Chips Ahoy? red velvet oreas 48. Favorite cereal? secial k red berry cereal, or chocolate lucky charms 49. Are you wearing a hat right now? beanieeee 50. Have you remembered to stretch or sit up? strech, yes. sit up? not so much. 51. What about getting some water? id rather take a sip of my 18th cup of coffee. 52. Have you seen Bird Box? no and i dont need to. the memes are funnier with no context. 53. If you could control any of the four elements (earth, air, fire, water) which one would it be? all of them, for i am the next avatar. 54. What type of flooring does your bedroom have? capret, but im hoping to extend my wood floors into my room. 55. Do you have any organizational advice? not from me. 56. Potato chips or tortilla chips? crackers. i know, insane. 57. Crayons or markers? markers 58. Smartphones or tablets? phones 59. Who do you main (or would main if you never played) in Super Smash Bros.? Rosalina or princess zelda. 60. Opinions on the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie? theres a sonic the hedgehog movie? 61. What is one useless fact you can list here? In texas, it is illegal to graffiti another persons cow. 62. What is your eye color? brown 63. Would you change it (natural or non-natural color)? maybe a darker brown 64. What’s the worst thing you saw yesterday (keep it PG)? myself in the mirror 65. What’s your favorite season of the year? fall 66. Do you enjoy reading? i think my 4 bookcases full of books and the multiple unpacked boxes of books in my basement speak for themselves. 67. You find 20 dollars on the ground. You have to spend it all. What do you spend it on? 20 McChickens, then go and give them to homeless people. and no im not trying to look nice. i would actually do that, and ive done it before! i swear on all my dragons. 68. Have you ever traveled by plane? yes, multiple times. 69. Would you rather fight 50 rat-sized bulls or 1 bull-sized rat? one bull sized rat. because ive got ALOT of cheese at my house and maybe i could make him my friend and name him fluffy. 70. You are in a horror movie. You are trapped in an abandoned house in the middle of the woods at night. You are not carrying anything but a plastic spoon. You hear someone (or something) trying to open the door. All the windows are sealed shut with wood. Behind you is a pitch-black, long hallway that is either harmless or harmful that can also lead you out the house. Which way do you take? i curl up in a ball and prepare to stab someone with said spoon. 71. Which dragon from your lair is your visual favorite? Paix, my Spiral. 72. Have you been enjoying this questionnaire? I dont know, ask me again when its over. ah im kidding im lovin it <3 73. Would you recommend it to others? yes! 74. Are you old enough to remember the 90s? sadly, no. 75. The object to your left is now your best friend. What is it? my phone............... 76. Would you rather be stuck to re-live the 1990s as your current age, or would you rather fast forward to the 2020s but be 15 years older? 2020s 15 years older. i could skip the rest of school and go straight to the good stuff. 77. Savory or sweet foods? Spicy 78. Can you do a backflip? No, and if i tried, i might die. 79. Have you ever dyed your hair before? no, but im getting highlights soon. 80. Have you ever gotten surgery before? i got my adnoids taken out when i was like 8 81. Can you handle spicy foods? love a good bag of jalepeno cheetos and takis. 82. What is/was your favorite school subject? Environmental Science. 83. Do you have allergies? raw eggs and tree pollon. 84. Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck? daffy duck 85. Have you seen Sharktale before? i have like 4 copies of the dvd. 86. Pixar or Dreamworks? Sorry shrek, but pixar takes the cake. 87. Any webcomics besides Homestuck you would recommend? i dont really read web comics, so no. 88. Speaking of which, what is your zodiac? Cancer 89. Pizza or burgers? pizza 90. Favorite Pokemon? Magikarp 91. Best eeveelution? i could never choose. 92. How would you describe your fashion sense? yikes. 93. Favorite number? 19 94. What animal would you be? Does a dragon count? 95. Would you rather be a mermaid or a fairy? Fairy so i could fly 96. How many languages can you speak? 3. english, ASL (American Sign Language)..... and klingon..... 97. Pancakes or waffles? pancakes 98. How did you find FR? through my friend who forced it upon me. 99. Did this questionnaire help you in any way? turns out im mroe cringe than i thought. 100. Is there anything you’d like to ask yourself? if you ever need to threaten someone, you can use my signature line.. "You've yee'd your last haw sonny." Thanks for taking your time to fill this out, have a nice day! [/quote]

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Sailoroid wrote on 2019-01-11 08:54:40:

I made one of these in the past in FRD but I felt a bit restricted when trying to focus on FR-related questions, so here goes for a round two!

1. What’s your name?
ItsLarreyyy. Duh.
2. Got it, how are you doing?
Breathing
3. Are you a gal, guy, enby, or other?
I am of the females.
4. I see, so what brings you here?
My laptop
5. Where are you most active in the forums?
General Discussion
6. Alright, time for some ice breakers- favorite color?
Maroon
7. Favorite shoe brand?
Vans
8. Red or blue?
Red
9. What is your actual favorite color?
Maroon, i just told you. Who are you, dory?
10. Strawberry or chocolate?
Vanilla
11. Mario or Luigi?
Wario is supreme.
12. Do you plan on taking over the world?
Pfft, like i'd admit it online......
13. Do you own any pets?
I have a goldendoodle named daisy. I love her. and hate her? idk.
14. Are you apart of any fandoms?
If i took the time to list them all, i think my laptop would die 18 times.
15. Can you whistle?
Kind of?
16. How many pillows do you own?
Too many.
17. Should you be asleep right now?
no im in the middle of class tho.
18. Least favorite ice cream flavor?
...................................................................................rocky road?
19. Crushed, cubed, or shaved ice?
Chick-fil-a ice.
20. Which continent are you from?
America.
21. Do you wear glasses?
Unless i want to be blind, yes.
22. What is the superior toilet paper brand?
The kind that does the job.
23. Worst video game you ever played?
rabbids go home. i wanted to die.
24. Have you ever won a contest before?
I got 1st place in a drawing contest in the 1st grade. i have the picture framed.
25. Tea or coffee?
COFFEEEE
26. What would your icon be if FR didn’t restrict it to dragons?
Still dragons.
27. A vampire asks if they can come inside your house, would you let them in?
Depends.
28. Turns out they’re not a vampire, they’re just a goth person looking for a telephone to use. Would you still let them in?
Yeah, why not? where i live, id want to prevent frostbite.
29. Favorite emoji?
laughing crying emoji
30. Your favorite movie genre?
Comedy
31. If you could hang out with any celebrity (deceased or living) who would it be?
Barry Benson. (does he count) if no, probably Joseph Morgan.
32. Can you recite the opening script from the Bee Movie?
I can do more than Recite. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.
33. Are you more of a dancer or singer?
Singer
34. Are you an early bird or night owl?
Night owl
35. What is some of your pet peeves?
people who start drama
36. You’re trapped on an island. Do you venture out in the jungle or stay put in the open?
i venture into the jungle in searching for tarzan.
37. What is the last song you were listening to?
American Idiot by Green Day
38. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator alone with no lights or trapped with a clown and working lights?
Trapped with a clown. ill out joke that stupid clown.
39. Have you ever gotten on a rollercoaster?
hellll yeahhh
40. Have you ever broken a bone in your body?
nahh
41. Do you shop at Hot Topic?
on occasion
42. What is the meaning of life?
you gotta yee the haws before the haws yee you.
43. When is the last time you had McDonalds?
like 40 minutes ago
44. Do you collect anything?
guitar picks
45. How’s the weather over there?
sunny and warm
46. Are you eating anything right now?
salt and vinager chipss
47. Oreos or Chips Ahoy?
red velvet oreas
48. Favorite cereal?
secial k red berry cereal, or chocolate lucky charms
49. Are you wearing a hat right now?
beanieeee
50. Have you remembered to stretch or sit up?
strech, yes. sit up? not so much.
51. What about getting some water?
id rather take a sip of my 18th cup of coffee.
52. Have you seen Bird Box?
no and i dont need to. the memes are funnier with no context.
53. If you could control any of the four elements (earth, air, fire, water) which one would it be?
all of them, for i am the next avatar.
54. What type of flooring does your bedroom have?
capret, but im hoping to extend my wood floors into my room.
55. Do you have any organizational advice?
not from me.
56. Potato chips or tortilla chips?
crackers. i know, insane.
57. Crayons or markers?
markers
58. Smartphones or tablets?
phones
59. Who do you main (or would main if you never played) in Super Smash Bros.?
Rosalina or princess zelda.
60. Opinions on the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie?
theres a sonic the hedgehog movie?
61. What is one useless fact you can list here?
In texas, it is illegal to graffiti another persons cow.
62. What is your eye color?
brown
63. Would you change it (natural or non-natural color)?
maybe a darker brown
64. What’s the worst thing you saw yesterday (keep it PG)?
myself in the mirror
65. What’s your favorite season of the year?
fall
66. Do you enjoy reading?
i think my 4 bookcases full of books and the multiple unpacked boxes of books in my basement speak for themselves.
67. You find 20 dollars on the ground. You have to spend it all. What do you spend it on?
20 McChickens, then go and give them to homeless people. and no im not trying to look nice. i would actually do that, and ive done it before! i swear on all my dragons.
68. Have you ever traveled by plane?
yes, multiple times.
69. Would you rather fight 50 rat-sized bulls or 1 bull-sized rat?
one bull sized rat. because ive got ALOT of cheese at my house and maybe i could make him my friend and name him fluffy.
70. You are in a horror movie. You are trapped in an abandoned house in the middle of the woods at night. You are not carrying anything but a plastic spoon. You hear someone (or something) trying to open the door. All the windows are sealed shut with wood. Behind you is a pitch-black, long hallway that is either harmless or harmful that can also lead you out the house. Which way do you take?
i curl up in a ball and prepare to stab someone with said spoon.
71. Which dragon from your lair is your visual favorite?
Paix, my Spiral.
72. Have you been enjoying this questionnaire?
I dont know, ask me again when its over. ah im kidding im lovin it <3
73. Would you recommend it to others?
yes!
74. Are you old enough to remember the 90s?
sadly, no.
75. The object to your left is now your best friend. What is it?
my phone...............
76. Would you rather be stuck to re-live the 1990s as your current age, or would you rather fast forward to the 2020s but be 15 years older?
2020s 15 years older. i could skip the rest of school and go straight to the good stuff.
77. Savory or sweet foods?
Spicy
78. Can you do a backflip?
No, and if i tried, i might die.
79. Have you ever dyed your hair before?
no, but im getting highlights soon.
80. Have you ever gotten surgery before?
i got my adnoids taken out when i was like 8
81. Can you handle spicy foods?
love a good bag of jalepeno cheetos and takis.
82. What is/was your favorite school subject?
Environmental Science.
83. Do you have allergies?
raw eggs and tree pollon.
84. Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck?
daffy duck
85. Have you seen Sharktale before?
i have like 4 copies of the dvd.
86. Pixar or Dreamworks?
Sorry shrek, but pixar takes the cake.
87. Any webcomics besides Homestuck you would recommend?
i dont really read web comics, so no.
88. Speaking of which, what is your zodiac?
Cancer
89. Pizza or burgers?
pizza
90. Favorite Pokemon?
Magikarp
91. Best eeveelution?
i could never choose.
92. How would you describe your fashion sense?
yikes.
93. Favorite number?
19
94. What animal would you be?
Does a dragon count?
95. Would you rather be a mermaid or a fairy?
Fairy so i could fly
96. How many languages can you speak?
3. english, ASL (American Sign Language)..... and klingon.....
97. Pancakes or waffles?
pancakes
98. How did you find FR?
through my friend who forced it upon me.
99. Did this questionnaire help you in any way?
turns out im mroe cringe than i thought.
100. Is there anything you’d like to ask yourself?
if you ever need to threaten someone, you can use my signature line..
"You've yee'd your last haw sonny."

Thanks for taking your time to fill this out, have a nice day!

1. What’s your name? I go by Crystal usually 2. Got it, how are you doing? Tired, but otherwise good! 3. Are you a gal, guy, enby, or other? Agender specifically 4. I see, so what brings you here? I've had an obsession with dragons since I was around 12 so this was a no brainer 5. Where are you most active in the forums? usually dragon share or forum games. am very shy 6. Alright, time for some ice breakers- favorite color? Pink! 7. Favorite shoe brand? honestly don't care, as long as they don't break the bank or my feet 8. Red or blue? blue 9. What is your actual favorite color? definitely still pink 10. Strawberry or chocolate? Chocolate 11. Mario or Luigi? Luigi 12. Do you plan on taking over the world? definitely not, too stressful 13. Do you own any pets? one dog, she is a very good girl 14. Are you apart of any fandoms? Nier, Dark Souls, and Jojo mostly 15. Can you whistle? yep! 16. How many pillows do you own? five? I think it's five. 17. Should you be asleep right now? no, but wow I wish I was. 18. Least favorite ice cream flavor? rocky road 19. Crushed, cubed, or shaved ice? cubed 20. Which continent are you from? North America 21. Do you wear glasses? yep, my eyes are horrid 22. What is the superior toilet paper brand? you know, never thought about it 23. Worst video game you ever played? Old School Runescape. only game I ever fell asleep playing. 24. Have you ever won a contest before? nope! 25. Tea or coffee? coffee 26. What would your icon be if FR didn’t restrict it to dragons? probably my fursona. [s]they're half dragon anyway[/s] 27. A vampire asks if they can come inside your house, would you let them in? nope, not looking to die. 28. Turns out they’re not a vampire, they’re just a goth person looking for a telephone to use. Would you still let them in? oh, sure. 29. Favorite emoji? the new F [emoji=eliminate]. I added it to my own discord server :p 30. Your favorite movie genre? fantasy. bummed there haven't been a lot recently 31. If you could hang out with any celebrity (deceased or living) who would it be? Bob Ross. I've always wanted some one on one painting time with him. 32. Can you recite the opening script from the Bee Movie? up until "yellow black" 33. Are you more of a dancer or singer? dancer definitely. my voice sounds like a vulture 34. Are you an early bird or night owl? night owl 35. What is some of your pet peeves? eating in a discord call. please, I don't want to hear that. 36. You’re trapped on an island. Do you venture out in the jungle or stay put in the open? I'm staying put. who knows what kind of animals/bugs/plants are in there. 37. What is the last song you were listening to? Time Lapse by The Fat Rat 38. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator alone with no lights or trapped with a clown and working lights? no lights. I. hate. clowns. 39. Have you ever gotten on a rollercoaster? I love them! 40. Have you ever broken a bone in your body? broke a toe once, that's it. 41. Do you shop at Hot Topic? every so often I go in for shirts and buttons. 42. What is the meaning of life? whatever you want it to be. 43. When is the last time you had McDonalds? about a month ago 44. Do you collect anything? Dragon statues and DnD dice. 45. How’s the weather over there? windy and cold 46. Are you eating anything right now? Thin mints. they're a weakness of mine 47. Oreos or Chips Ahoy? Oreos 48. Favorite cereal? Reeses puffs 49. Are you wearing a hat right now? nope! I never do really. 50. Have you remembered to stretch or sit up? yep yep! I try to every hour or so 51. What about getting some water? got a water bottle on my desk. 52. Have you seen Bird Box? nope, not a fan of the genre. 53. If you could control any of the four elements (earth, air, fire, water) which one would it be? Earth bending would be so freaking awesome. 54. What type of flooring does your bedroom have? carpet 55. Do you have any organizational advice? when in doubt, make a new category 56. Potato chips or tortilla chips? potato, they usually have better flavors 57. Crayons or markers? markers for life. 58. Smartphones or tablets? phones. easier to carry and they do most of the same things. 59. Who do you main (or would main if you never played) in Super Smash Bros.? I main Falco, Zero suit, and Richter. sometimes Ridley or Ganon. 60. Opinions on the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie? he looks so weird... 61. What is one useless fact you can list here? the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell 62. What is your eye color? brown 63. Would you change it (natural or non-natural color)? I think a bright cyan would be pretty nice 64. What’s the worst thing you saw yesterday (keep it PG)? 40K souls turning to dust as my character fell to his death yet again. that one physically hurt. 65. What’s your favorite season of the year? winter. cold weather, no allergies, no bugs. I love it. 66. Do you enjoy reading? every so often. 67. You find 20 dollars on the ground. You have to spend it all. What do you spend it on? [s]gems[/s] probably lunch for me and a friend 68. Have you ever traveled by plane? yep! a lot more recently 69. Would you rather fight 50 rat-sized bulls or 1 bull-sized rat? rat sized bulls. can take down a bunch with one kick. 70. You are in a horror movie. You are trapped in an abandoned house in the middle of the woods at night. You are not carrying anything but a plastic spoon. You hear someone (or something) trying to open the door. All the windows are sealed shut with wood. Behind you is a pitch-black, long hallway that is either harmless or harmful that can also lead you out the house. Which way do you take? I'll take my chances on the hallway. 71. Which dragon from your lair is your visual favorite? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=37870318] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/378704/37870318_350.png[/img] [/url] 72. Have you been enjoying this questionnaire? yes! I've been really bored today lol 73. Would you recommend it to others? definitely 74. Are you old enough to remember the 90s? nope! I was born in 99 so I don't remember a thing. 75. The object to your left is now your best friend. What is it? hello, cookie box buddy. 76. Would you rather be stuck to re-live the 1990s as your current age, or would you rather fast forward to the 2020s but be 15 years older? take me back to the 90s PLEASE. I fear the future right now 77. Savory or sweet foods? sweets please 78. Can you do a backflip? not even close 79. Have you ever dyed your hair before? not yet 80. Have you ever gotten surgery before? nope! 81. Can you handle spicy foods? to a degree yes. 82. What is/was your favorite school subject? used to be math, but it's switched to English in recent years. 83. Do you have allergies? way too many 84. Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck? bugs 85. Have you seen Sharktale before? yes, and it was gloriously bad 86. Pixar or Dreamworks? Pixar 87. Any webcomics besides Homestuck you would recommend? none come to mind 88. Speaking of which, what is your zodiac? pisces 89. Pizza or burgers? burgers, hands down 90. Favorite Pokemon? Primarina 91. Best eeveelution? Sylveon 92. How would you describe your fashion sense? as casual as possible 93. Favorite number? 42 94. What animal would you be? A shark probably 95. Would you rather be a mermaid or a fairy? mermaid. the sea is really weird and cool. 96. How many languages can you speak? just one 97. Pancakes or waffles? pancakes all day every day 98. How did you find FR? Tumblr I think. 99. Did this questionnaire help you in any way? helped pass half an hour. 100. Is there anything you’d like to ask yourself? I got nothing.

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1. What’s your name?
I go by Crystal usually
2. Got it, how are you doing?
Tired, but otherwise good!
3. Are you a gal, guy, enby, or other?
Agender specifically
4. I see, so what brings you here?
I've had an obsession with dragons since I was around 12 so this was a no brainer
5. Where are you most active in the forums?
usually dragon share or forum games. am very shy
6. Alright, time for some ice breakers- favorite color?
Pink!
7. Favorite shoe brand?
honestly don't care, as long as they don't break the bank or my feet
8. Red or blue?
blue
9. What is your actual favorite color?
definitely still pink
10. Strawberry or chocolate?
Chocolate
11. Mario or Luigi?
Luigi
12. Do you plan on taking over the world?
definitely not, too stressful
13. Do you own any pets?
one dog, she is a very good girl
14. Are you apart of any fandoms?
Nier, Dark Souls, and Jojo mostly
15. Can you whistle?
yep!
16. How many pillows do you own?
five? I think it's five.
17. Should you be asleep right now?
no, but wow I wish I was.
18. Least favorite ice cream flavor?
rocky road
19. Crushed, cubed, or shaved ice?
cubed
20. Which continent are you from?
North America
21. Do you wear glasses?
yep, my eyes are horrid
22. What is the superior toilet paper brand?
you know, never thought about it
23. Worst video game you ever played?
Old School Runescape. only game I ever fell asleep playing.
24. Have you ever won a contest before?
nope!
25. Tea or coffee?
coffee
26. What would your icon be if FR didn’t restrict it to dragons?
probably my fursona. ~~they're half dragon anyway~~
27. A vampire asks if they can come inside your house, would you let them in?
nope, not looking to die.
28. Turns out they’re not a vampire, they’re just a goth person looking for a telephone to use. Would you still let them in?
oh, sure.
29. Favorite emoji?
the new F

. I added it to my own discord server :p
30. Your favorite movie genre?
fantasy. bummed there haven't been a lot recently
31. If you could hang out with any celebrity (deceased or living) who would it be?
Bob Ross. I've always wanted some one on one painting time with him.
32. Can you recite the opening script from the Bee Movie?
up until "yellow black"
33. Are you more of a dancer or singer?
dancer definitely. my voice sounds like a vulture
34. Are you an early bird or night owl?
night owl
35. What is some of your pet peeves?
eating in a discord call. please, I don't want to hear that.
36. You’re trapped on an island. Do you venture out in the jungle or stay put in the open?
I'm staying put. who knows what kind of animals/bugs/plants are in there.
37. What is the last song you were listening to?
Time Lapse by The Fat Rat
38. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator alone with no lights or trapped with a clown and working lights?
no lights.
I. hate. clowns.
39. Have you ever gotten on a rollercoaster?
I love them!
40. Have you ever broken a bone in your body?
broke a toe once, that's it.
41. Do you shop at Hot Topic?
every so often I go in for shirts and buttons.
42. What is the meaning of life?
whatever you want it to be.
43. When is the last time you had McDonalds?
about a month ago
44. Do you collect anything?
Dragon statues and DnD dice.
45. How’s the weather over there?
windy and cold
46. Are you eating anything right now?
Thin mints. they're a weakness of mine
47. Oreos or Chips Ahoy?
Oreos
48. Favorite cereal?
Reeses puffs
49. Are you wearing a hat right now?
nope! I never do really.
50. Have you remembered to stretch or sit up?
yep yep! I try to every hour or so
51. What about getting some water?
got a water bottle on my desk.
52. Have you seen Bird Box?
nope, not a fan of the genre.
53. If you could control any of the four elements (earth, air, fire, water) which one would it be?
Earth bending would be so freaking awesome.
54. What type of flooring does your bedroom have?
carpet
55. Do you have any organizational advice?
when in doubt, make a new category
56. Potato chips or tortilla chips?
potato, they usually have better flavors
57. Crayons or markers?
markers for life.
58. Smartphones or tablets?
phones. easier to carry and they do most of the same things.
59. Who do you main (or would main if you never played) in Super Smash Bros.?
I main Falco, Zero suit, and Richter. sometimes Ridley or Ganon.
60. Opinions on the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie?
he looks so weird...
61. What is one useless fact you can list here?
the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
62. What is your eye color?
brown
63. Would you change it (natural or non-natural color)?
I think a bright cyan would be pretty nice
64. What’s the worst thing you saw yesterday (keep it PG)?
40K souls turning to dust as my character fell to his death yet again. that one physically hurt.
65. What’s your favorite season of the year?
winter. cold weather, no allergies, no bugs. I love it.
66. Do you enjoy reading?
every so often.
67. You find 20 dollars on the ground. You have to spend it all. What do you spend it on?
~~gems~~ probably lunch for me and a friend
68. Have you ever traveled by plane?
yep! a lot more recently
69. Would you rather fight 50 rat-sized bulls or 1 bull-sized rat?
rat sized bulls. can take down a bunch with one kick.
70. You are in a horror movie. You are trapped in an abandoned house in the middle of the woods at night. You are not carrying anything but a plastic spoon. You hear someone (or something) trying to open the door. All the windows are sealed shut with wood. Behind you is a pitch-black, long hallway that is either harmless or harmful that can also lead you out the house. Which way do you take?
I'll take my chances on the hallway.
71. Which dragon from your lair is your visual favorite?

72. Have you been enjoying this questionnaire?
yes! I've been really bored today lol
73. Would you recommend it to others?
definitely
74. Are you old enough to remember the 90s?
nope! I was born in 99 so I don't remember a thing.
75. The object to your left is now your best friend. What is it?
hello, cookie box buddy.
76. Would you rather be stuck to re-live the 1990s as your current age, or would you rather fast forward to the 2020s but be 15 years older?
take me back to the 90s PLEASE. I fear the future right now
77. Savory or sweet foods?
sweets please
78. Can you do a backflip?
not even close
79. Have you ever dyed your hair before?
not yet
80. Have you ever gotten surgery before?
nope!
81. Can you handle spicy foods?
to a degree yes.
82. What is/was your favorite school subject?
used to be math, but it's switched to English in recent years.
83. Do you have allergies?
way too many
84. Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck?
bugs
85. Have you seen Sharktale before?
yes, and it was gloriously bad
86. Pixar or Dreamworks?
Pixar
87. Any webcomics besides Homestuck you would recommend?
none come to mind
88. Speaking of which, what is your zodiac?
pisces
89. Pizza or burgers?
burgers, hands down
90. Favorite Pokemon?
Primarina
91. Best eeveelution?
Sylveon
92. How would you describe your fashion sense?
as casual as possible
93. Favorite number?
42
94. What animal would you be?
A shark probably
95. Would you rather be a mermaid or a fairy?
mermaid. the sea is really weird and cool.
96. How many languages can you speak?
just one
97. Pancakes or waffles?
pancakes all day every day
98. How did you find FR?
Tumblr I think.
99. Did this questionnaire help you in any way?
helped pass half an hour.
100. Is there anything you’d like to ask yourself?
I got nothing.

1. grey! :) 2. quite nicely! been using spring break to get some art done 3. a guy, in theory 4. just looking around the forums 5. i think GD 6. pink!! specifically [url="https://www.colourlovers.com/color/FF2259/strawberry_pink"]this[/url] shade 7. converse 8. blue 9. [quote=Shiinotic]6. pink!! specifically [url="https://www.colourlovers.com/color/FF2259/strawberry_pink"]this[/url] shade[/quote] 10. strawberry 11. luigi 12. no? 13. yeah, 2 birds and some bugs 14. ew fandom 15. yeah but it took some effort to learn 16. 4 normal bed pillows and like two dozen miscellaneous throw pillows 17. i mean, maybe but i usually head off to bed at 11 (so in 2 hours) 18. not sure, i haven't tried enough ice cream flavors 19. shaved 20. north america 21. yeah but i avoid wearing them unless it's necessary 22. what 23. dunno. i don't play a lot of games 24. uhhhh i was a runner up in my 4th grade poster contest 25. tea tea tea tea tea. i live for iced tea 26. [item=Common Cockroach] or [item=Nightfall Imp] 27. yes [emoji=special eyes][emoji=special eyes] 28. ...i'd be disappointed but i'd still let them in 29. [emoji=pastel rainbow] 30. horror, i guess 31. i would never willingly hang out with a rich person 32. only the first sentence 33. no thank you 34. night owl, definitely 35. there's others but the biggest one is when people call venomous animals "poisonous". stop that 36. jungle! i wanna see the cool bugs before i starve to death 37. dream theater - take the time 38. trapped with a clown that sounds fun 39. yeah but only like, baby-level ones 40. nope 41. I Would Rather Not [s]but i have before[/s] 42. [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijrvl8mQCFk&t=29s"]this video[/url] 43. bout a month ago and it gave me awful acid reflux 44. miniature carousels/carousel horses 45. cloudy 36°F 46. no but i just had some watermelon italian ice 47. oreos 48. just plain cheerios. i'm boring 49. no 50. no and i refuse to 51. ooough woter 52. no 53. is this like avatar elements. earth sounds cool 54. ugly beige carpet that i cannot replace 55. me? organized? 56. neither. gimme a fruit please 57. crayons 58. tablets because i can read books on them comfortably 59. mewtwo baby!!!! 60. i don't. 61. upon finding a female anglerfish, a male (which is tiny and looks nothing like the female) will fuse himself to her body and live the rest of his life as a useless appendage. why? find that out yourself 62. greyish blueish 63. YES i want some bright red demon eyes please 64. something large and black fell into the tub while i was showering and down the drain. still don't know what it was 65. spring! 66. yeah if it's interesting enough 67. two snickers bars + [url="https://www.hashtagcollectibles.com/products/proboscis-monkey-mini"]one of these bad boys[/url] 68. yeah and i was terrified every time 69. a bull sized rat. but i would not fight him i would kiss him on the nose 70. i break down the walls with my large and powerful fists and then go greet the monster by the door 71. lark!!!!! my icon boy! [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=40604686] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/406047/40604686_350.png[/img] [/url] 72. i guess 73. [emoji=fae deadpan] 74. lol no 75. a water bottle. ok 76. both of those options sound dreadful no thank you 77. sweeeeeet 78. no 79. no because 1. i don't wanna bleach it 2. i can't afford the upkeep and 3. i like my natural hair color 80. no. hopefully it'll stay that way 81. to an extent 82. biology because i'm a massive nerd 83. not that i know of 84. duck 85. several times. it's.... it's an experience 86. pixar 87. if you can stomach (very cartoony) gore+ other gross medical stuff. read awful hospital 88. cancer 89. piza 90. [size=5][b]VENONAT[/size][/b] 91. vaporeon but i like all of them 92. i can't afford to have a "fashion sense" 93. 7 i guess? 94. is this asking what my fursona is. he's a serval 95. mermaid, i'm not bastard enough to be a faefolk 96. i can speak english and very basic entry level spanish 97. waffles 98. from someone i used to follow on tumblr back in 2014 99. how 100. please im begging you not to stay up late you have to go out tomorrow

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1. grey! :)
2. quite nicely! been using spring break to get some art done
3. a guy, in theory
4. just looking around the forums
5. i think GD
6. pink!! specifically this shade
7. converse
8. blue
9.

Shiinotic wrote:

6. pink!! specifically this shade

10. strawberry
11. luigi
12. no?
13. yeah, 2 birds and some bugs
14. ew fandom
15. yeah but it took some effort to learn
16. 4 normal bed pillows and like two dozen miscellaneous throw pillows
17. i mean, maybe but i usually head off to bed at 11 (so in 2 hours)
18. not sure, i haven't tried enough ice cream flavors
19. shaved
20. north america
21. yeah but i avoid wearing them unless it's necessary
22. what
23. dunno. i don't play a lot of games
24. uhhhh i was a runner up in my 4th grade poster contest
25. tea tea tea tea tea. i live for iced tea
26.

or

27. yes

28. ...i'd be disappointed but i'd still let them in
29.

30. horror, i guess
31. i would never willingly hang out with a rich person
32. only the first sentence
33. no thank you
34. night owl, definitely
35. there's others but the biggest one is when people call venomous animals "poisonous". stop that
36. jungle! i wanna see the cool bugs before i starve to death
37. dream theater - take the time
38. trapped with a clown that sounds fun
39. yeah but only like, baby-level ones
40. nope
41. I Would Rather Not ~~but i have before~~
42. this video
43. bout a month ago and it gave me awful acid reflux
44. miniature carousels/carousel horses
45. cloudy 36°F
46. no but i just had some watermelon italian ice
47. oreos
48. just plain cheerios. i'm boring
49. no
50. no and i refuse to
51. ooough woter
52. no
53. is this like avatar elements. earth sounds cool
54. ugly beige carpet that i cannot replace
55. me? organized?
56. neither. gimme a fruit please
57. crayons
58. tablets because i can read books on them comfortably
59. mewtwo baby!!!!
60. i don't.
61. upon finding a female anglerfish, a male (which is tiny and looks nothing like the female) will fuse himself to her body and live the rest of his life as a useless appendage. why? find that out yourself
62. greyish blueish
63. YES i want some bright red demon eyes please
64. something large and black fell into the tub while i was showering and down the drain. still don't know what it was
65. spring!
66. yeah if it's interesting enough
67. two snickers bars + one of these bad boys
68. yeah and i was terrified every time
69. a bull sized rat. but i would not fight him i would kiss him on the nose
70. i break down the walls with my large and powerful fists and then go greet the monster by the door
71. lark!!!!! my icon boy!

72. i guess
73.

74. lol no
75. a water bottle. ok
76. both of those options sound dreadful no thank you
77. sweeeeeet
78. no
79. no because 1. i don't wanna bleach it 2. i can't afford the upkeep and 3. i like my natural hair color
80. no. hopefully it'll stay that way
81. to an extent
82. biology because i'm a massive nerd
83. not that i know of
84. duck
85. several times. it's.... it's an experience
86. pixar
87. if you can stomach (very cartoony) gore+ other gross medical stuff. read awful hospital
88. cancer
89. piza
90. VENONAT
91. vaporeon but i like all of them
92. i can't afford to have a "fashion sense"
93. 7 i guess?
94. is this asking what my fursona is. he's a serval
95. mermaid, i'm not ******* enough to be a faefolk
96. i can speak english and very basic entry level spanish
97. waffles
98. from someone i used to follow on tumblr back in 2014
99. how
100. please im begging you not to stay up late you have to go out tomorrow

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Official artwork of the tome of Forseti from Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War. It is dark green with elaborate white detailing.