Uh… Hello?...
Hello? Hello?
Uh, yeah, I just wanted to record this message to help you get settled in at your new job. Fun fact, I used to work in the office before you! I’m uh… I’m finishing up my last week now, actually.
[chuckles]
So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Um…
Let’s see…
Firstly, I have an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. It’s sort of a… legal thing.
Uh…
"Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah, blah, blah…
Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask.
[Chuckles]
The owner of this place is quite sentimental and just can’t seem to let the place go.
Uh…
He now has the security… team performing with the animatronics, so, unfortunately, no more hiding in the office all night.
Uh…
I believe that is everything. Um… I’ll uh… I’ll catch you on the flip side.
Hello? Hello?
Uh, yeah, I just wanted to record this message to help you get settled in at your new job. Fun fact, I used to work in the office before you! I’m uh… I’m finishing up my last week now, actually.
[chuckles]
So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Um…
Let’s see…
Firstly, I have an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. It’s sort of a… legal thing.
Uh…
"Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah, blah, blah…
Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask.
[Chuckles]
The owner of this place is quite sentimental and just can’t seem to let the place go.
Uh…
He now has the security… team performing with the animatronics, so, unfortunately, no more hiding in the office all night.
Uh…
I believe that is everything. Um… I’ll uh… I’ll catch you on the flip side.
Game Info:
- Mods: RaccoonusDoodus and ChaoticPotato
- Mods may be acted upon/voted out (We share one rolecard)
- The game will only last 7 nights. Game will end at the start of D8 resulting in a Mafia win
- Phase Lengths:
Day: 48 hours
Night: 24 hours - Rollover time: 18:00 FRT - 19:00 FRT (but may end early depending on how quickly mods process actions) (subject to change depending on my work schedule)
- Activity Requirements:
Day Phase: 2 post minimum
Night Phase: 3 post maximum - This is a non-RP game
- Closed Setup/Role Madness/Semi-B*stard
- There is no minimum number of votes to eliminate a player/mod.
- Votes will be announced at the end of the phase.
- No voted does not equal no-elim
- No elim is not a valid a vote. In the case of a tie, elimination victim will be chosen by RNG
- All level players welcome!
- Start date: October 27th :eyes:
- Discord server here
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