Hey guys and sorry for the wait! Holidays are surprisingly busy but I finally found the time to finish these up!
Pings: @ShinyDecidueye
ATTACKS
These were written by @Zorua345
@Frionivalis - 3: The wall is still offended, but once it realizes you’re throwing sparkles and glitter at it, it forgives you. Only a little bit, though, since it’s still hurt that you didn’t think it was stylish enough. 24 damage
@pokemoncha - 5: That was one solid punch, critical hit! 75 damage
@Notepad - 2-3: Owl? Where? And are you talking about the Duolingo owl or Kaepora Gaebora? The wall is very confused now. It wants to hear what you said again, hoot hoot! 17 damage
@Kyaritty - 1: The wall gets creeped out and thinks you’re in a coma suddenly, so it tries dropping an already dislodged brick on you to wake you up. 1 heart of damage
@Gyroiakerna - 2: YEET, get yoted on wall!- Wait a second, it only chipped a brick. Darn, memes seem to be losing their power. 8 damage
@Sprinklez1234 - 1: You were having fun being an independent child and playing by yourself, but just as you were about to head home, the wall suddenly collapses into the hole without warning, crushing you underneath it.
@YanderePower - 5: Edgy. The wall is impressed with your edge and drops a pair of shades on your nose before realizing that, in order to give you the shades, it cracked a whole bunch of bricks while moving. 91 damage
@InfinityCrackers - 6-1: Yasss, shiny gold bri- *cough, cough* *ahem* Ow, anyways, your dragons claw out a good-sized portion of gold bricks and haul them back to your lair to make a wall. Sadly, your lair doesn't seem to be the only thing that's broke... The wall groans as the gaping hole where bricks were collapses due to instability, and buries you in gold bricks. At least you went out stylishly. 120 damage
@Oxyzee - 5: “Bleach? Really?” The wall is beginning to not be scared of bleach, so many people have used it! The wall rolls its eyes just as bleach flies into them. Youch. 77 damage
@wetdog15 - 1: The wall scoffs and is suddenly really offended again. To try and show you your mistake, it spells out all the letters as well as your guess on its side, ‘Roller Coaster Buell’. Then it tells you that you’ve got the first name wrong, and that there are two more letters in its last name before dropping a brick on you, hoping to jog your brain. 1 heart of damage
@Bluebirdi3 - 6-6: Your anger really came through with that sledgehammer. The mirror slams into the wall and Marx suddenly starts chomping on bricks again, faster this time. Dang, he’s starved. 161 damage - You have entered RAGE MODE!
@floofthe2nd - 1: Nerves? Feelings? Dying? The wall hasn’t really thought about it, so it decides to conduct a test. It’s going to have people attack it and see what happens! Wait a second… Now you’re the one that’s confused. 1 heart of damage
@MissNevermind - 1: Hurting hurts, it hurts real bad. Okay, I’ll stop, but sadly I can’t stop the RNG from doing this: 1 heart of damage
These were written by @breadb0t
@BlazingSkyDragon - 4-4: Looks like plants work much better than storms. A large array of twisting, writhing vines shoot up from the ground and pierce the wall. 91 damage - You are no longer in RAGE MODE.
@GardenSnail - 6-6: The thing you toss at the wall happens to be really good at taking down walls. 116 damage - You have entered RAGE MODE!
@FrostiiWolf - 6-5: You facepalm with such force and skill that instead of shattering your skull, you shatter several bricks instead from sheer intensity. 215 damage
@Zorua345 - 2: Forest and Axews have a lovely conversation while the wall surprisingly enjoys the company of the bees. It even thinks the honey is delicious! 8 damage
@AmalgamDragon - 2: The wall doesn’t have Radiating Lightning, but it doesn’t have any artifacts either… 8 damage
@Neraida - 1: You play Bohemian Rhapsody so beautifully the wall deems you a beta. 1 heart of damage
@GuardianDragonak - 5-6: Your determination pierces the wall, striking bricks left and right. By the end of your attack, all that’s left of the bricks is a pile of dust. 193 damage
@Geckoson - 1: The Icewarden himself happens across your badly drawn graffiti and slaps you across the face for painting him in such a terrible image. 1 heart of damage
@Solstices - 6-2: The wall accepts! However, it suffers an embarrassing loss after only using three letter words throughout the entire game. It should probably expand its vocab some time. 105 damage
@MarsPets - 4: Walls are biologically infertile and do not possess the necessary genetic material to carry children. However through the power of fanfiction you manage to make it work! You have two beautiful children with the wall. The wall is thoroughly confused. 38 damage
@Axews - 5: The rocks smack against the wall. With each stone you toss the cracks in the wall get bigger and bigger, all while having a very chill conversation with Forest. 83 damage
INJURED & DEAD PLAYERS
Dead players must roll to revive! Your death counter will not go down otherwise. Please see game mechanics in the first post for details.
@Sprinklez1234 - DEAD, 3 rolls until auto-revive
@InfinityCrackers - DEAD, 3 rolls until auto-revive
@wiitennis - ♥ X X
@Venusian - ♥ X X
@GardenSnail - ♥ X X
@wetdog15 - ♥ X X
@floofthe2nd - ♥ X X
@MissNevermind - ♥ X X
@Neraida - ♥ X X
@Geckoson - ♥ X X
@Ehomeyjr - ♥ ♥ X
@hershel - ♥ ♥ X
@defenestrating - ♥ ♥ X
@Sparkbreeze - ♥ ♥ X
@Frionivalis - ♥ ♥ X
@Mythkat - ♥ ♥ X
@Oxyzee - ♥ ♥ X
@Scenario - ♥ ♥ X
@AmalgamDragon - ♥ ♥ X
@Bluebirdi3 - ♥ ♥ X
@enomis - ♥ ♥ X
@Solstices - ♥ ♥ X
@YanderePower - ♥ ♥ X
@Gyroiakerna - ♥ ♥ X
@misc20 - ♥ ♥ X
@MarsPets - ♥ ♥ X
@Axews - ♥ ♥ X
@Kyaritty - ♥ ♥ X
RAGING PLAYERS
@Darkmoonbreeder - 3 turns left
@CHEERI - 3 turns left
@Bluebirdi3 - 3 turns left
@GardenSnail - 3 turns left
@GuardianDragonak - 2 turns left
@Notepad - 2 turns left
@Scenario - 1 turn left
@FrostiiWolf - 1 turn left
GM List: @breadb0t @Solanceae
Text Pixies: @BlueCoriander @Zorua345 @AmalgamDragon
Pings: @ShinyDecidueye
ATTACKS
These were written by @Zorua345
@Frionivalis - 3: The wall is still offended, but once it realizes you’re throwing sparkles and glitter at it, it forgives you. Only a little bit, though, since it’s still hurt that you didn’t think it was stylish enough. 24 damage
@pokemoncha - 5: That was one solid punch, critical hit! 75 damage
@Notepad - 2-3: Owl? Where? And are you talking about the Duolingo owl or Kaepora Gaebora? The wall is very confused now. It wants to hear what you said again, hoot hoot! 17 damage
@Kyaritty - 1: The wall gets creeped out and thinks you’re in a coma suddenly, so it tries dropping an already dislodged brick on you to wake you up. 1 heart of damage
@Gyroiakerna - 2: YEET, get yoted on wall!- Wait a second, it only chipped a brick. Darn, memes seem to be losing their power. 8 damage
@Sprinklez1234 - 1: You were having fun being an independent child and playing by yourself, but just as you were about to head home, the wall suddenly collapses into the hole without warning, crushing you underneath it.
@YanderePower - 5: Edgy. The wall is impressed with your edge and drops a pair of shades on your nose before realizing that, in order to give you the shades, it cracked a whole bunch of bricks while moving. 91 damage
@InfinityCrackers - 6-1: Yasss, shiny gold bri- *cough, cough* *ahem* Ow, anyways, your dragons claw out a good-sized portion of gold bricks and haul them back to your lair to make a wall. Sadly, your lair doesn't seem to be the only thing that's broke... The wall groans as the gaping hole where bricks were collapses due to instability, and buries you in gold bricks. At least you went out stylishly. 120 damage
@Oxyzee - 5: “Bleach? Really?” The wall is beginning to not be scared of bleach, so many people have used it! The wall rolls its eyes just as bleach flies into them. Youch. 77 damage
@wetdog15 - 1: The wall scoffs and is suddenly really offended again. To try and show you your mistake, it spells out all the letters as well as your guess on its side, ‘Roller Coaster Buell’. Then it tells you that you’ve got the first name wrong, and that there are two more letters in its last name before dropping a brick on you, hoping to jog your brain. 1 heart of damage
@Bluebirdi3 - 6-6: Your anger really came through with that sledgehammer. The mirror slams into the wall and Marx suddenly starts chomping on bricks again, faster this time. Dang, he’s starved. 161 damage - You have entered RAGE MODE!
@floofthe2nd - 1: Nerves? Feelings? Dying? The wall hasn’t really thought about it, so it decides to conduct a test. It’s going to have people attack it and see what happens! Wait a second… Now you’re the one that’s confused. 1 heart of damage
@MissNevermind - 1: Hurting hurts, it hurts real bad. Okay, I’ll stop, but sadly I can’t stop the RNG from doing this: 1 heart of damage
These were written by @breadb0t
@BlazingSkyDragon - 4-4: Looks like plants work much better than storms. A large array of twisting, writhing vines shoot up from the ground and pierce the wall. 91 damage - You are no longer in RAGE MODE.
@GardenSnail - 6-6: The thing you toss at the wall happens to be really good at taking down walls. 116 damage - You have entered RAGE MODE!
@FrostiiWolf - 6-5: You facepalm with such force and skill that instead of shattering your skull, you shatter several bricks instead from sheer intensity. 215 damage
@Zorua345 - 2: Forest and Axews have a lovely conversation while the wall surprisingly enjoys the company of the bees. It even thinks the honey is delicious! 8 damage
@AmalgamDragon - 2: The wall doesn’t have Radiating Lightning, but it doesn’t have any artifacts either… 8 damage
@Neraida - 1: You play Bohemian Rhapsody so beautifully the wall deems you a beta. 1 heart of damage
@GuardianDragonak - 5-6: Your determination pierces the wall, striking bricks left and right. By the end of your attack, all that’s left of the bricks is a pile of dust. 193 damage
@Geckoson - 1: The Icewarden himself happens across your badly drawn graffiti and slaps you across the face for painting him in such a terrible image. 1 heart of damage
@Solstices - 6-2: The wall accepts! However, it suffers an embarrassing loss after only using three letter words throughout the entire game. It should probably expand its vocab some time. 105 damage
@MarsPets - 4: Walls are biologically infertile and do not possess the necessary genetic material to carry children. However through the power of fanfiction you manage to make it work! You have two beautiful children with the wall. The wall is thoroughly confused. 38 damage
@Axews - 5: The rocks smack against the wall. With each stone you toss the cracks in the wall get bigger and bigger, all while having a very chill conversation with Forest. 83 damage
INJURED & DEAD PLAYERS
Dead players must roll to revive! Your death counter will not go down otherwise. Please see game mechanics in the first post for details.
@Sprinklez1234 - DEAD, 3 rolls until auto-revive
@InfinityCrackers - DEAD, 3 rolls until auto-revive
@wiitennis - ♥ X X
@Venusian - ♥ X X
@GardenSnail - ♥ X X
@wetdog15 - ♥ X X
@floofthe2nd - ♥ X X
@MissNevermind - ♥ X X
@Neraida - ♥ X X
@Geckoson - ♥ X X
@Ehomeyjr - ♥ ♥ X
@hershel - ♥ ♥ X
@defenestrating - ♥ ♥ X
@Sparkbreeze - ♥ ♥ X
@Frionivalis - ♥ ♥ X
@Mythkat - ♥ ♥ X
@Oxyzee - ♥ ♥ X
@Scenario - ♥ ♥ X
@AmalgamDragon - ♥ ♥ X
@Bluebirdi3 - ♥ ♥ X
@enomis - ♥ ♥ X
@Solstices - ♥ ♥ X
@YanderePower - ♥ ♥ X
@Gyroiakerna - ♥ ♥ X
@misc20 - ♥ ♥ X
@MarsPets - ♥ ♥ X
@Axews - ♥ ♥ X
@Kyaritty - ♥ ♥ X
RAGING PLAYERS
@Darkmoonbreeder - 3 turns left
@CHEERI - 3 turns left
@Bluebirdi3 - 3 turns left
@GardenSnail - 3 turns left
@GuardianDragonak - 2 turns left
@Notepad - 2 turns left
@Scenario - 1 turn left
@FrostiiWolf - 1 turn left
Attack Phase
Wall HP: 47,763/100,000
GM List: @breadb0t @Solanceae
Text Pixies: @BlueCoriander @Zorua345 @AmalgamDragon
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