W I L D E ' S - L A I R - R E V I E W S
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Welcome to Wilde’s Lair Reviews! Every so often I get the urge to take a look at other people’s lovely dragons, and here you can invite me to visit your lair and give my opinion. If that sounds like something you’d like, take a look at the options below!
S T A N D A R D - L A I R - R E V I E W
10kt / 10g per dragon
The archetypal review - you tell me the number of dragons, I go through your lair and pick the ones I like best to compliment! I’ll talk about the dragon’s overall look - their genes, colors, apparel and accent choices - as well as their lore, if they have it. You’ll get about a paragraph per dragon.
Examples: one - two - three
Form:
Y O U R - C H O I C E - L A I R - R E V I E W
10kt / 10g per dragon
Very similar to the standard lair review, but in this one you choose the dragons you’d like me to review! This is the one for you if you’re dying for someone to shower compliments on that treasured lore dragon or a recently finished project.
Examples: same as the standard lair review examples!
Form:
I N - C H A R A C T E R - L A I R - R E V I E W
20kt / 20g per dragon
In this type of lair review, I write in-character as one of my dragons as if they’re visiting your lair. It reads more like a short story than the individual paragraphs for each dragon that you’d get in the other types of reviews. Depending on the dragon you choose to do the review, the review could be flirty and flattering, or it could be cutting and critical.
This type does work best if your own dragons have some signifier of personality in their bios, but I can do them on appearances alone. If you want to choose the dragons I review for this type you will have to bribe me since they’re much easier to write if I’m able to choose the dragons the reviewer would have the most to say about.
Reviewers:
S A D Z H I K, the flirt
Examples: one - two (bribed to have 2 in-character reviewers)
T ' V R A N, the storyteller
Examples: one - two
S I V A T H, the smuggler
Examples: one - two
Form:
H O W - T O - O R D E R
S L O T S
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Welcome to Wilde’s Lair Reviews! Every so often I get the urge to take a look at other people’s lovely dragons, and here you can invite me to visit your lair and give my opinion. If that sounds like something you’d like, take a look at the options below!
S T A N D A R D - L A I R - R E V I E W
10kt / 10g per dragon
The archetypal review - you tell me the number of dragons, I go through your lair and pick the ones I like best to compliment! I’ll talk about the dragon’s overall look - their genes, colors, apparel and accent choices - as well as their lore, if they have it. You’ll get about a paragraph per dragon.
Examples: one - two - three
Form:
Code:
I’d like a standard lair review!
[b]Username:[/b] [the lair I’ll be reviewing - can be yours, or you can order a gift for a friend!]
[b]Number of Dragons:[/b] [maximum of 10, unless you want to try bribing me]
[b]Notes:[/b] [lair pages or dragons to skip or concentrate on, anything else I should be aware of]
Y O U R - C H O I C E - L A I R - R E V I E W
10kt / 10g per dragon
Very similar to the standard lair review, but in this one you choose the dragons you’d like me to review! This is the one for you if you’re dying for someone to shower compliments on that treasured lore dragon or a recently finished project.
Examples: same as the standard lair review examples!
Form:
Code:
I’d like a your choice lair review!
[b]Username:[/b] [the lair I’ll be reviewing - can be yours, or you can order a gift for a friend!]
[b]Dragons:[/b] [include a link to each dragon you’d like me to review, maximum of 10 unless you want to try bribing me]
[b]Notes:[/b] [anything you’d like me to concentrate on or anything else I should be aware of]
I N - C H A R A C T E R - L A I R - R E V I E W
20kt / 20g per dragon
In this type of lair review, I write in-character as one of my dragons as if they’re visiting your lair. It reads more like a short story than the individual paragraphs for each dragon that you’d get in the other types of reviews. Depending on the dragon you choose to do the review, the review could be flirty and flattering, or it could be cutting and critical.
This type does work best if your own dragons have some signifier of personality in their bios, but I can do them on appearances alone. If you want to choose the dragons I review for this type you will have to bribe me since they’re much easier to write if I’m able to choose the dragons the reviewer would have the most to say about.
Reviewers:
S A D Z H I K, the flirt
. . . | Sadzhik is a perfumer, and he looks for beauty and inspiration wherever he goes. He’ll approach anyone he finds attractive, especially those who are impeccably well-dressed to evoke a particular aesthetic, and he may suggest scents he thinks might suit them. |
Examples: one - two (bribed to have 2 in-character reviewers)
T ' V R A N, the storyteller
. . . | T’Vran journeys across the land seeking stories to learn and tell. She tends to appreciate those whose appearances reveal (or mask) their past and their personality, with a special focus paid to those with rich lore she can admire. It’s highly recommended to have even a smidgen of lore for T’Vran to review, though she does love to embellish with details and headcanons of her own. |
Examples: one - two
S I V A T H, the smuggler
. . . | Sivath is a two-faced smuggler, with the charm to schmooze her way through a high-class party and the sharp wit to outsmart her fellow criminals. She constantly scans for vulnerabilities and weaknesses to exploit and disparage, though occasionally someone can earn her grudging admiration with some impeccable style. Order at your own discretion; Sivath can be mean. |
Examples: one - two
Form:
Code:
I’d like an in-character lair review!
[b]Username:[/b] [the lair I’ll be reviewing - can be yours, or you can order a gift for a friend!]
[b]Reviewer:[/b] [choose Sadzhik, T'Vran, or Sivath, or request another dragon in my lair]
[b]Dragon or gijinka/humanoid:[/b] [should they be in draconic or humanoid forms?]
[b]Number of dragons:[/b] [maximum of 10 unless you’d like to try bribing me]
[b]Notes:[/b] [lair pages or dragons to skip or concentrate on, or anything else I should be aware of]
H O W - T O - O R D E R
1. Choose the review type you’d like, fill out the appropriate form, and post it in the thread.
2. I’ll respond to accept your order and ask any questions I have.
3. Send payment once I’ve accepted your order. I won’t start until I’ve received payment.
4. I’ll post your review in the thread and ping you once it’s complete!
2. I’ll respond to accept your order and ask any questions I have.
3. Send payment once I’ve accepted your order. I won’t start until I’ve received payment.
4. I’ll post your review in the thread and ping you once it’s complete!
S L O T S
1. cantripping (paid)
2.NirnrootNoises (paid)
3. ZincAlloy (paid)
4. Fletcher (paid)
5. Johan (paid)
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3. ZincAlloy (paid)
4. Fletcher (paid)
5. Johan (paid)