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TOPIC | Dumbest ways you have hurt yourself?
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Three way tie between the following:

1. Broke my foot during a water balloon fight running on wet, uneven grass
2. Went to go pick up a ziploc bag from behind a garbage can, guess my roommate broke something and missed a shard of glass. 4 stitches in my left middle finger
3. Went to a friends place for Thanksgiving, I was helping clean up before I left, went to go push the garbage down and a glass bottle felt on my right big toe. It's been 3 months and the bruise has barely moved up the nail.
Three way tie between the following:

1. Broke my foot during a water balloon fight running on wet, uneven grass
2. Went to go pick up a ziploc bag from behind a garbage can, guess my roommate broke something and missed a shard of glass. 4 stitches in my left middle finger
3. Went to a friends place for Thanksgiving, I was helping clean up before I left, went to go push the garbage down and a glass bottle felt on my right big toe. It's been 3 months and the bruise has barely moved up the nail.
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Stabbed myself on my hand to the fat layer with a fork trying to get icecream cake unstuck from the display case.

Momentum is no joke my peeps. Fat layer, with a FORK and it was a whole inch long line

Rip the poor urgent care employees I had to bug before closing on a holiday cause.. did I need stitchs? Would am infection there realllllly kill me???
Stabbed myself on my hand to the fat layer with a fork trying to get icecream cake unstuck from the display case.

Momentum is no joke my peeps. Fat layer, with a FORK and it was a whole inch long line

Rip the poor urgent care employees I had to bug before closing on a holiday cause.. did I need stitchs? Would am infection there realllllly kill me???
Opened a bottle of rose syrup by taking a steak knife and trying to pry away the little metal band holding the cap on. Stone cold sober, just really bad at life. Got to the urgent care around midnight, just before it closed, and the doctor looked at me like "Welp." Ten stitches. hundred dollar co-pay, lesson learned. Knives are for stabbing, not for opening.
Opened a bottle of rose syrup by taking a steak knife and trying to pry away the little metal band holding the cap on. Stone cold sober, just really bad at life. Got to the urgent care around midnight, just before it closed, and the doctor looked at me like "Welp." Ten stitches. hundred dollar co-pay, lesson learned. Knives are for stabbing, not for opening.
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skinned my entire knee on an arcade game. somehow
skinned my entire knee on an arcade game. somehow
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Putting my thumb in and out of a water bottle and it got stuck and it tore some of the skin off it
Putting my thumb in and out of a water bottle and it got stuck and it tore some of the skin off it
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