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[*] adjust posture to whatever is now comfortable
[*] adjust to new eyesight/field of vision
[*] investigate whether new fingers can still manipulate keyboard (waiting on a response from a nest rental)
[*] successfully reassure dog or else relocate to top of cabinet, attempting to take hoodie with me
[*] sulk that I'm now [i]capable of flight![/i] and it's way too cold outside to do so
[*] sulk [i]enormously[/i] that the cold carried over and I'm now a sniffly sneezy coughing fae
[*] resume drowning sorrows in oatmeal
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- adjust posture to whatever is now comfortable
- adjust to new eyesight/field of vision
- investigate whether new fingers can still manipulate keyboard (waiting on a response from a nest rental)
- successfully reassure dog or else relocate to top of cabinet, attempting to take hoodie with me
- sulk that I'm now capable of flight! and it's way too cold outside to do so
- sulk enormously that the cold carried over and I'm now a sniffly sneezy coughing fae
- resume drowning sorrows in oatmeal
why does align right not work fit fit fit fit fit ok
I mean, other than being a dragon, I'd still be about the same size and such, so I'd do normal things that humans do, though I do admit claws and wings might be handicaps....
I mean, other than being a dragon, I'd still be about the same size and such, so I'd do normal things that humans do, though I do admit claws and wings might be handicaps....
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Cis/She/They
rollover at 3:00 AM for me
On mobile often
Mostly inactive
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[quote name="FrostPrince" date=2018-01-02 06:50:52]
help me i read this post and i am now a fae
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Use neck
FrostPrince wrote on 2018-01-02:
help me i read this post and i am now a fae
Use neck
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Cis/She/They
rollover at 3:00 AM for me
On mobile often
Mostly inactive
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drop everything and attempt flight. should flight be possible, grab computer and fly home. dragons don't belong in school.
drop everything and attempt flight. should flight be possible, grab computer and fly home. dragons don't belong in school.
Step 1: head to mirror to analyze my new body and figure out which flight I am.
Step 2: begin learning how to use the new capabilities of my new body (flight, magic, neck, etc.)
Step 3: find a ruler, yardstick, or other length-measuring device
Step 4: take scientific measurements
Step 5: find a scale
Step 6: take more scientific measurements
Step 7: figure out a means of communication (if I can speak English, just monotone, skip this step)
Step 8: find a means of expressing emotions other than fae body language
Step 9: convince my family that I am still me, but as a tiny dragon
Step 10: head to nearest hospital
Step 11: show doctors forum post so they become faes as well. this will prevent any intrusive experiments as they now understand my predicament
Step 12: allow scientific testing
Step 13: assist in scientific testing
Step 14: change identification to match new form
Step 15: return to school to continue accumulation of knowledge
Step 16: show anyone who attempts violence against me due to physical differences the forum post to turn them into faes
Step 17: figure out how a forum post turned me into a fae
Step 1: head to mirror to analyze my new body and figure out which flight I am.
Step 2: begin learning how to use the new capabilities of my new body (flight, magic, neck, etc.)
Step 3: find a ruler, yardstick, or other length-measuring device
Step 4: take scientific measurements
Step 5: find a scale
Step 6: take more scientific measurements
Step 7: figure out a means of communication (if I can speak English, just monotone, skip this step)
Step 8: find a means of expressing emotions other than fae body language
Step 9: convince my family that I am still me, but as a tiny dragon
Step 10: head to nearest hospital
Step 11: show doctors forum post so they become faes as well. this will prevent any intrusive experiments as they now understand my predicament
Step 12: allow scientific testing
Step 13: assist in scientific testing
Step 14: change identification to match new form
Step 15: return to school to continue accumulation of knowledge
Step 16: show anyone who attempts violence against me due to physical differences the forum post to turn them into faes
Step 17: figure out how a forum post turned me into a fae
i hate faes this is the worst possible outcome.
i hate faes this is the worst possible outcome.
At least we can sneak into houses a lot easier.
At least we can sneak into houses a lot easier.
goodbye humans my people need me
goodbye humans my people need me
go into the forest. become a cryptid and make friends with bigfoot
go into the forest. become a cryptid and make friends with bigfoot
I would be happy. I would get to fly
I would be happy. I would get to fly
