Raffles & Giveaways

[i]A shimmering, very regal, and important-looking imperial approaches you.[/i] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=4711008] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/47111/4711008_350.png[/img] [/url] Welcome, welcome, little ones! Welcome to this wonderful land inhabited by wonderful creatures. Here, you may shape your clans into whatever you wish. Some take in all dragons, some only take in those of specific color or age, and some take in only those of a specific breed. My wonderful home is fond of those who are red, white, and blue, those who sport the colors of that wonderful star-spangled banner- but that's a story for another day, my friends. Point being, we are currently home to a few dragons who do not fit our color scheme, and could be going to many nicer homes where their wonderful scales will stand out more, in a good way! Additionally, tell me your best joke! If I've not heard it before, you'll get a free ticket. At the end, all jokes will be voted upon, and whoever told the very best joke will win [b]100,000 treasure![/b] [b]TICKETS![/b] [i]If you joined in the latest registration window, free ticket! If you're a fellow noodle of the Wind flight, free ticket! If you meet both the criteria above, another free ticket! If you can tell me a pun or joke I haven't heard before, free ticket! If you bump the thread, free ticket! (twice per day during different hours) Extra tickets sold for 500t, 1 gem, or a piece of holiday currency. Buy 10 tickets for 4500t (savings of 500t! Wow!)[/i] The drawing will take place [b]Tuesday, May 5th,[/b] but do be aware this is [b]subject to change.[/b] [b]PRIZES![/b] While some of these dudes are XXX and whatnot, [s]this is basically a lair cleanout who am I kidding[/s] they [i]are[/i] mostly plentiful breeds and I cannot expect all of them to be wanted. First place winner gets first pick, second place gets second pick and so on, meaning those who win last might be stuck with prizes they don't like. If you win and you find no dragons you would like, even to exalt, you may exchange your prize for an amount of treasure calculated based on your place won. I'll come up with an actual equation later if I feel like it, but this amount has yet to be determined as of this moment. Winners will be drawn using random.org. If you plan on exalting your prize, please give it a name before doing so! [b][i]ITEM PRIZES MAYBE COMING EVENTUALLY[/i][/b] [quote=CASH]75k treasure! 75k treasure! 50k treasure![/quote] [quote=XXX][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=7248298] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/72483/7248298_350.png[/img] [/url] Zhora, crystal/freckle/crackle splash [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11830169] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/118302/11830169_350.png[/img] [/url] daub/bar/underbelly red [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11830182] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/118302/11830182_350.png[/img] [/url] basic/basic/underbelly red [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11830181] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/118302/11830181_350.png[/img] [/url] basic/basic/underbelly red [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11946126] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/119462/11946126_350.png[/img] [/url] clown/stripes/underbelly red [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11946127] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/119462/11946127_350.png[/img] [/url] clown/stripes/underbelly red [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11894773] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/118948/11894773_350.png[/img] [/url] clown/shimmer/crackle white [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11894772] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/118948/11894772_350.png[/img] [/url] clown/shimmer/basic white [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=12073129] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/120732/12073129_350.png[/img] [/url] basic/basic/underbelly red [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=12073130] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/120732/12073130_350.png[/img] [/url] basic/basic/underbelly red [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=12073131] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/120732/12073131_350.png[/img] [/url] basic/basic/underbelly red [/quote] [quote=XXY][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=12010801] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/120109/12010801_350.png[/img] [/url] basic/basic/crackle white/maize [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=12010800] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/120109/12010800_350.png[/img] [/url] basic/basic/smoke white/carmine [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=8431032] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/84311/8431032_350.png[/img] [/url] Avon, basic/stripes/gembond blue/white [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=12010788] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/120108/12010788_350.png[/img] [/url] basic/stripes/smoke blue/white [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=12010789] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/120108/12010789_350.png[/img] [/url] basic/stripes/gembond blue/white [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11830161] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/118302/11830161_350.png[/img] [/url] tiger/shimmer/smoke blue/white [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11830162] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/118302/11830162_350.png[/img] [/url] tiger/shimmer/smoke blue/white[/quote] [quote=XYX][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11946134] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/119462/11946134_350.png[/img] [/url] ripple/current/crackle grey/blue[/quote] [quote=other pretty dragons][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=9859546] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/98596/9859546_350.png[/img] [/url] Kayelin, iridescent/seraph/gembond purple/royal/white [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=12073142] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/120732/12073142_350.png[/img][/url] ripple/stripes/gembond blue/white/carmine [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=12073143] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/120732/12073143_350.png[/img] [/url] ripple/stripes/gembond blue/coal/carmine [b]There's more where these dudes came from! Anything on like page 5 and past on my lair that doesn't have a familiar is up for grabs, but none of them are especially special. There's a few crystal guardians and such, do let me know if you find any of them intriguing.[/b][/quote] [quote=red, white, and blue, baby][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11894780] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/118948/11894780_350.png[/img] [/url] basic/basic/basic red/blue/white [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11894779] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/118948/11894779_350.png[/img] [/url] clown/basic/basic red/blue/white[/quote] [b]ENTRIES![/b] [i]I'm pretty busy, and real life > FR (unfortunately). I probably won't add your ticket immediately, but your ticket will eventually be added in the order it was received. Pinkie promise! I am currently: [b]sleeping[/b][/i] 1-12: friendhamster 13-16: CinnamonPhantom 17: copperfaun 18-19: blackfang320 20-21: elroking 22-23: kithri 24-26: COparade 27: CKat 28: Akhir 29-30: QueSeraAwesome 31: kithri 32-33: Sadrain 34-37: Asobi 38-39: Harper 40: SucenaZQ 41-42: CKat 43-46: lyxil 47: ouroborose 48: CinnamonPhantom 49: friendhamster 50-59: SucenaZQ 60-62: Veros 63-64: Sadrain 65-67: theflamebreath 68: lyxil 69: Asobi 70: elroking 71: theflamebreath 72: CinnamonPhantom 73: CKat 74: ouroborose 75-76: Sh4dowDr4gon 77: Asobi 78: Sh4dowDr4gon 79-80: theflamebreath 81-84: friendhamster 85: Sadrain 86: theflamebreath 87-88: kithri 89: theflamebreath 90: Sadrain 91: friendhamster 92-93: SucenaZQ 94: Asobi 95: theflamebreath 96: Sadrain 97-99: friendhamster 100-101: lyxil 102-107: friendhamster 108: theflamebreath 109-110: SucenaZQ 111-112: Sadrain 113: theflamebreath 114-118: friendhamster 119-120: Sadrain 121: friendhamster 122: SucenaZQ 123: Sadrain 124-125: QueSeraAwesome 126-128: Shrapnarl [b]PING LIST YAY![/b] @friendhamster @CinnamonPhantom @copperfaun @blackfang320 @elroking @kithri @COparade @CKat @Akhir @QueSeraAwesome @kithri @Sadrain @Asobi @Harper @SucenaZQ @lyxil @ouroborose @Veros @theflamebreath @Sh4dowDr4gon @Shrapnarl

@Halmarsta18

Ooh, I wanna enter! First of all I'm a newb at the last window, so that's one. Then here's my most favourite pun joke of all time:

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It was a shih tzu.

i'm literally laughing as i'm typing that omg

Anyway I'm about to send over some treasure for a few tickets :3 I love that coatl!

@Halmarsta18

I am a noob from the last reg. window as well and I would like to enter! (Also in the Wind flight, yaay!)

Here's a joke I made up: What do you call an arachnid that flunks all his classes? A Spi-duh!

Kayelin is my favorite out of all of those!

I want to enter! I'm a noob from the last reg window!

Um.... all I got is the blonde joke.

A blonde walks into a bank, says she wants a $5000 loan. The bank says, okay, what's your collateral? She offers up her Bentley and they laugh and say, fine. They drive the car down to their safe underground parking lot. She comes back two days later, pays off the loan, and the interest comes to $18.51. They say, hey, we did some research on you after the weird request, and you're a multimillionaire! why did you need to take out a loan? She says, where else in NYC could I park my car for two days for $20 and expect it to be there when I come back?

@Halmarsta18 I'd love to enter (for that lovely coatl) I joined this most recent window.
I love the cheesy humor so here's one I found on a Popsicle stick
How do pigs communicate? Swine language XD

@Halmarsta18

Could I have a free ticket since I just joined? :o

Oh no...I'm really bad at puns/jokes xD

Lets try it:

Where does a baby cow eat?
The calf-ateria!

Ehhhyyyyy! *helpme

@Halmarsta18

I joined on april 8 so am new. May I please get a ticket.

Joke or pun for ticket...
"While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and swerved to avoid it. Thanks Mario card."

"If the government shut-down affected aocohol or internet porn, they'd have it fixed by tomorrow morning!"
"What has a mouth, but can't chew?"
answer: river

@friendhamster

Gotcha! I've heard that pun before, but I forgot about it, so I'll throw a ticket to you.

@CinnamonPhantom

Four free tickets to you! I'm gonna retell that one tomorrow. You're adept at pun making.
Isn't she pretty? It pains me to raffle her off, as I actually won her in a raffle myself, but alas, only the most pure of American dragons can stay in my lair.

@copperfaun

Thanks for entering! Unfortunately, I've heard that blonde joke before, so I can't give you your free ticket. Just told it a week? two weeks? ago, when a friend and I were exchanging blonde jokes. It is one of my favorites, though!

@blackfang320

As a walking jokebook I feel ashamed I have not heard that fabulous pun before. Free tickets for you!

@elroking

OH MY GOODNESS this is so great because I have a whole stash of cow jokes and I haven't heard that one thank you

@kithri

I especially enjoyed your riddle. I need a few more good riddles. Free tickets for you!

I'll go update the post with all of your tickets right now, then I'm gonna go shower, check again, and go to bed. Any posts after 18:45ish FR time, I'll get to you tomorrow morning!

@Halmarsta18

Thanks much! :D

@Halmarsta18

I registered in the latest window and I would like to enter! I'm also in wind flight :D
And my pun is, Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.