You come across a small gathering of hatchlings. Somehow they seem familiar...very familiar...
"Oh, oh, I know this story!" Tideling settled in, curled his tail around his back legs, and tried to look very solemn. "
Gladeling, quit pulling
Plagueling's tail. Once upon a time, there was a Ridgeback who lived on the edge of the Sea of a Thousand Currents."
"Was he a very smart Ridgeback?"
Stormling asked. "One with amazing math skills, and science skills, and zappy-zap skills?"
One stray zappy-zap caught
Lightling on the nose. She yelped. "Quit that!"
"No, he was a not-very-smart Ridgeback, who kept playing pranks on his friends, and no one liked him." Tideling frowned. "But he did have zappy-zap skills."
Stormling smirked.
"ANYWAY. The Ridgeback went down to the sea to catch some fish. He didn't like water--I have NO IDEA why--so he had to use a net."
"OOOOOOOH!" cried
Windling. "I can make nets! I can make them REALLY WELL! I just need some kite string!"
"That's nice," said Tideling. "Anyway, the Ridgeback threw out his net, and didn't catch anything. So instead of being a SMART Ridgeback and diving in, he decided to just throw his net out again. And again. And again. And again. And..."
"We get the picture,"
Iceling muttered.
Tideling glared. "And again. And again, all day, until finally, just as the sun was setting, there was something in his net."
"Was it a fish?" asked Iceling sarcastically.
"He could have gone to the Tangled Wood,"
Shadowling mentioned. "I made fish recently. They are cool. And tasty."
"Yes, well, not exactly." Tideling was distracted for a moment by the
glittering purple fish who appeared out of midair, circling around Shadowling in lazy circles. "Hey, what are those for? I like fish."
"They're mine," Shadowling purred. Tideling tried to grab one, but it darted out of reach.
"Oh, can I play too?"
Earthling trundled forward, stubby paws outreached to catch a fish. It dodged him easily.
Stormling zappy-zapped again. Everyone jumped. "I wanna know what happened next!" he pouted.
"Oh yeah." Tideling paused in his pursuit of the sparkly shadow fish. "Um, well, what he caught was a jellyfish."
"Boooooring,"
Flameling yawned.
"That's what the Ridgeback said!" Tideling said triumphantly. "He was so annoyed. 'Jellyfish are so boring! They just kind of blob around, and they chew and chew, and they don't taste like anything.' Then he had one of his not-so-smart ideas."
"What was the idea?" Stormling asked, frowning.
"He decided that jellyfish would be less boring if they could zappy-zap just like him! So he cast a magic spell. 'By the hair of a frog and a fish scale, let jellyfish zap hard and stun a whale!'"
Plagueling yawned. "And then what?"
"And that's how jellyfish got their stings," Tideling finished. He looked around triumphantly, only to see ten grumpy hatchling faces glaring back at him. "What?"
"You were supposed to tell the story of how the Electric Stinger got into the night sky, not how they got their stings in the first place," Lightling accused.
"Oh." Tideling was crestfallen.
Arcaneling clasped his head in his claws. "Wait, I got it! I know how it got up there!"
"How?" asked several hatchlings.
"I put it there!"
"Okay...but, why?" Earthshaker asked.
Arcaneling shrugged. "Why not?"
"Good question." Stormling gave Arcaneling a high five that knocked him flat on his back. "I like your story better."
"Gee, thanks, guys," Tideling muttered.
"Never mind," Earthling said, attempting to pat him on the back. "You can try again tomorrow."
Tideling ignored him.
((Or at least they will be hatchlings eventually, once I bother to buy them their scrolls.))