The title is cut off, but anyways, my dragons as things I heard in Middle School
Sharon: Be my friend or I'll put nightshade in your ice cream
Horginos: I don't like it when people breathe. It's a requirement for life.
Blood: There is no such thing as 'friend'. Only people I hate less.
Crescent: Am I the only one who actually likes Frozen
Kia: God, typing is so boring... All you do is type...
Spiritrun: I like sunshine. It burns people alive.
Silvia: Mom, stop. Your love is hurting my reputation of being stone cold.
Night: Hey, where did you get that cut, a leaf?
Cryptstrike: I would read it but I'm blind
Loyal: Leave me alone, I'm practicing. "Practicing what?" Pole dancing.
Blight: I AM DARKNESS. I AM THE NIGHT. I. AM. BUTTMAN.
Temperantia: I'll be murdering innocent baby thistles if you need me
Solitude: You baka, anime is not a cartoon!
Shadowfire: Oh no they're talking
Ruin: What do you mean I'm edgy I'm too adorable to do that
Salaam: So what if I'm younger I still have twice the brain capacity you have
Viridi: Recycle or die
Luna: Please leave me alone I'm trying to poison people
Sinfaina: Look, I would talk to you, but I'm water-starved.
Aziude: Can you please go in front of the target?
Darklight: AH RUN IT'S THE WOLVERINES! "...Those are snakes." Oh.
Cryptstrike: I'm still surprised we haven't killed each other, you know, since we're surrounded by thistle.
Zenstone: Stop throwing water over the fire, you're hurting it!
Blossom: I've felt this way before sO INSECURE WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Kara: No, stop giving me food, it's too ugly!
Mirror: Winter kills people. I like it.
Lypisa: I'm speaking the the souls of the dead leave me alone
Horcruxa: I would be all four Hogwarts houses.
Night: I will never cut my nails. Offense over defense.
Loa: Look at this butterfly. Now eat it.
Ram: LOOK AT ALL THIS CHICORITA "It's chico-" SHUT UP
Elladan: Every coral has its thorn. "I think you're thinking of roses..." And I think I'm thinking of coral.
Umbra: I don't know why but I really wanna stuff some Purple Luestrife down your throat
Karona: I am leaving this plane of existence and I'm taking all these random books with me.
Mithral: "So, how do you think of your classmates?" They're all idiots. Seriously. I don't even know if they have any actual brains.
Dyfri: Every day is April Fool's day what do you mean
Ninohu: *Starts a huge fire in science* Uh-oh, Spaghetti-Os
Agena: Can I listen to Vocaloid instead of work on the newspaper
Platinum: "Alright, so, if anyone would like to work on the puns sectio-" YES
Garret: "Hey wanna help with-" No
Cloudsinger: "But the logo's pretty nice-" BUT IT'S FINDING FLIPPING DOORY
The title is cut off, but anyways, my dragons as things I heard in Middle School
Sharon: Be my friend or I'll put nightshade in your ice cream
Horginos: I don't like it when people breathe. It's a requirement for life.
Blood: There is no such thing as 'friend'. Only people I hate less.
Crescent: Am I the only one who actually likes Frozen
Kia: God, typing is so boring... All you do is type...
Spiritrun: I like sunshine. It burns people alive.
Silvia: Mom, stop. Your love is hurting my reputation of being stone cold.
Night: Hey, where did you get that cut, a leaf?
Cryptstrike: I would read it but I'm blind
Loyal: Leave me alone, I'm practicing. "Practicing what?" Pole dancing.
Blight: I AM DARKNESS. I AM THE NIGHT. I. AM. BUTTMAN.
Temperantia: I'll be murdering innocent baby thistles if you need me
Solitude: You baka, anime is not a cartoon!
Shadowfire: Oh no they're talking
Ruin: What do you mean I'm edgy I'm too adorable to do that
Salaam: So what if I'm younger I still have twice the brain capacity you have
Viridi: Recycle or die
Luna: Please leave me alone I'm trying to poison people
Sinfaina: Look, I would talk to you, but I'm water-starved.
Aziude: Can you please go in front of the target?
Darklight: AH RUN IT'S THE WOLVERINES! "...Those are snakes." Oh.
Cryptstrike: I'm still surprised we haven't killed each other, you know, since we're surrounded by thistle.
Zenstone: Stop throwing water over the fire, you're hurting it!
Blossom: I've felt this way before sO INSECURE WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Kara: No, stop giving me food, it's too ugly!
Mirror: Winter kills people. I like it.
Lypisa: I'm speaking the the souls of the dead leave me alone
Horcruxa: I would be all four Hogwarts houses.
Night: I will never cut my nails. Offense over defense.
Loa: Look at this butterfly. Now eat it.
Ram: LOOK AT ALL THIS CHICORITA "It's chico-" SHUT UP
Elladan: Every coral has its thorn. "I think you're thinking of roses..." And I think I'm thinking of coral.
Umbra: I don't know why but I really wanna stuff some Purple Luestrife down your throat
Karona: I am leaving this plane of existence and I'm taking all these random books with me.
Mithral: "So, how do you think of your classmates?" They're all idiots. Seriously. I don't even know if they have any actual brains.
Dyfri: Every day is April Fool's day what do you mean
Ninohu: *Starts a huge fire in science* Uh-oh, Spaghetti-Os
Agena: Can I listen to Vocaloid instead of work on the newspaper
Platinum: "Alright, so, if anyone would like to work on the puns sectio-" YES
Garret: "Hey wanna help with-" No
Cloudsinger: "But the logo's pretty nice-" BUT IT'S FINDING FLIPPING DOORY
Oh, but can't you feel it?! The void, it's calling me- Calling all of us! It wants to eat our souls, so that we never ascend to the heavens, it wants to absorb us! It needs sustenance, so that it may expand and envelop this whole useless world! All that muck and grime, the ooze, it will fill every crevice of reality, and it will change the world into a paradise! All you have to do is live to see it!
And why aren't I scared? Because the void is the afterlife, and I am its Grim Reaper!
watch out or this thread might be deleted like mine were for being "spam"
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"What was that quote we could change to be relatable to our situation again?"
"Atleast you arn't using heroin flavored bananas to finance revolution"
"Ah, I can see it now, 'Atleast you arn't using paper origami frogs to finance our loss of our classroom plant like us"
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"Are traps gay if you're a female?"
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"Frogs arn't fish Jonas, what school did you even go to?"
"The school you go to, Mary"
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"Guys why are you dunking a metal cube into the graduated cylinder we're done with the assignment"
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"So for our anti-bullying comic strip, we should have a flying egg getting hit by a frying pan."
the best part is that the classroom that all of this is coming from? we're part of our schools regional gifted center thingy.
"What was that quote we could change to be relatable to our situation again?"
"Atleast you arn't using heroin flavored bananas to finance revolution"
"Ah, I can see it now, 'Atleast you arn't using paper origami frogs to finance our loss of our classroom plant like us"
"Are traps gay if you're a female?"
"Frogs arn't fish Jonas, what school did you even go to?"
"The school you go to, Mary"
"Guys why are you dunking a metal cube into the graduated cylinder we're done with the assignment"
"So for our anti-bullying comic strip, we should have a flying egg getting hit by a frying pan."
the best part is that the classroom that all of this is coming from? we're part of our schools regional gifted center thingy.
[center][font=candara][color=#db82e5][size=4][b]My dragons as things my classmates have said: [/b]
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"Flash flash! Wow, my forehead looks like a lightbulb!"
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"And then, the spaceship starts falling, and then it's on fire, and then this guy is panicking because the aliens are coming. And then- he starts a laser fight- and then everything explodes." <--- I think this one sums up Arcane pretty well.
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"If I'm hunting a grizzly bear, and that bear is charging at me, screaming "Run, run, run!" while just standing there isn't gonna help."
[img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/253065/25306438.png[/img]
"Don't go in the water, there's a land shark in there!"
[img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/230686/23068557.png[/img]
"You're like the ketchup on a salad." "Who puts ketchup on a salad? It doesn't belong there!" "Exactly."
[img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/282889/28288834.png[/img]
"There's a guy in the trunk, but we don't talk about him, okay?"
[img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/258220/25821983.png[/img]
"I have high expectations for you as a class."
"Excuse me, could you please lower your expectations? Thanks."
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"So, summing up this school year, how would you describe your experiences?"
"The Emoji movie."
"So, absolutely horrible?"
"Yes."[/size][/color][/font][/center]
My dragons as things my classmates have said:
"Flash flash! Wow, my forehead looks like a lightbulb!"
"And then, the spaceship starts falling, and then it's on fire, and then this guy is panicking because the aliens are coming. And then- he starts a laser fight- and then everything explodes." <--- I think this one sums up Arcane pretty well.
"If I'm hunting a grizzly bear, and that bear is charging at me, screaming "Run, run, run!" while just standing there isn't gonna help."
"Don't go in the water, there's a land shark in there!"
"You're like the ketchup on a salad." "Who puts ketchup on a salad? It doesn't belong there!" "Exactly."
"There's a guy in the trunk, but we don't talk about him, okay?"
"I have high expectations for you as a class."
"Excuse me, could you please lower your expectations? Thanks."
"So, summing up this school year, how would you describe your experiences?"
"The Emoji movie."
"So, absolutely horrible?"
"Yes."
   
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dear lord the last one is a blessing
What kind of classes did you have to hear all this?!
What kind of classes did you have to hear all this?!
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What kind of classes did you have to hear all this?!
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In language arts, if we're done with our work the teacher lets us talk and even play with pokemon cards in class.
One time we made a "business" out of making origami frogs and thus this conversation was born :
"What was that quote we could change to be relatable to our situation again?"
"Atleast you arn't using heroin flavored bananas to finance revolution"
"Ah, I can see it now, 'Atleast you arn't using paper origami frogs to finance our loss of our classroom plant like us"
RainingStorm wrote on 2017-09-22:
What kind of classes did you have to hear all this?!
In language arts, if we're done with our work the teacher lets us talk and even play with pokemon cards in class.
One time we made a "business" out of making origami frogs and thus this conversation was born :
"What was that quote we could change to be relatable to our situation again?"
"Atleast you arn't using heroin flavored bananas to finance revolution"
"Ah, I can see it now, 'Atleast you arn't using paper origami frogs to finance our loss of our classroom plant like us"
[quote name="tiredpupper" date=2017-09-22 18:20:04]
@/ringsofsaturn
dear lord the last one is a blessing
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[center]I had some... interesting classmates. In fact, they said so many weird things that my friend started compiling a quote book out of it all. The quotes I used were just ones that I could think off the top of my head.[/center]
tiredpupper wrote on 2017-09-22:
@/ringsofsaturn
dear lord the last one is a blessing
I had some... interesting classmates. In fact, they said so many weird things that my friend started compiling a quote book out of it all. The quotes I used were just ones that I could think off the top of my head.
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