Just this week by trying to balance myself on a baseball bat for no reason and inevitably falling over
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Just this week by trying to balance myself on a baseball bat for no reason and inevitably falling over
so I was at my best friend's house and we were playfully arguing about who would pick up a blanket he stole from me and threw on the floor. so I kept bugging him being as annoying as I could, and after like 30 min of that (we are stubborn lol) he JOKINGLY told me to go fall down the stairs. so, I did.. had a huge bruise on my leg for like a week after that lol
so I was at my best friend's house and we were playfully arguing about who would pick up a blanket he stole from me and threw on the floor. so I kept bugging him being as annoying as I could, and after like 30 min of that (we are stubborn lol) he JOKINGLY told me to go fall down the stairs. so, I did.. had a huge bruise on my leg for like a week after that lol
I have a good (bad?) record of tripping / collapsing on stairs for no reason
my wrists hurt every time it happens. not recommended
my wrists hurt every time it happens. not recommended
I have a good (bad?) record of tripping / collapsing on stairs for no reason
my wrists hurt every time it happens. not recommended
my wrists hurt every time it happens. not recommended
I happened to stub my toe EXTRA hard one time and (ew) split the end of my toe in half, flesh and all
woops.
woops.
I happened to stub my toe EXTRA hard one time and (ew) split the end of my toe in half, flesh and all
woops.
woops.
Bazinga.
I walked straight into a wall I was facing and bruised my forehead.
I walked straight into a wall I was facing and bruised my forehead.
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I have a massive lump on my shin because I was playing red light green light in a gym. For reference there's a stage in the middle school gym a little bit taller than hip height and the high school band had to practice there for summer band camp. The stage has a row of padding on it as well. I ran full force, decided I wasn't gonna be able to stop comfortably so I was gonna jump and then sit on the edge of the stage. well would've been fine if I made the full turn, instead I jumped and landed fully on the inside of my left shin, just below my knee. Immediately my leg had a giant goose egg, and two days later my entire shin had a bruise covering it. Had some very nasty bruising for about a month, and it still hurts sometimes. Never broke anything, but definitely had some good muscle bruising and damage to the muscles considering the lump I still have.
I have a massive lump on my shin because I was playing red light green light in a gym. For reference there's a stage in the middle school gym a little bit taller than hip height and the high school band had to practice there for summer band camp. The stage has a row of padding on it as well. I ran full force, decided I wasn't gonna be able to stop comfortably so I was gonna jump and then sit on the edge of the stage. well would've been fine if I made the full turn, instead I jumped and landed fully on the inside of my left shin, just below my knee. Immediately my leg had a giant goose egg, and two days later my entire shin had a bruise covering it. Had some very nasty bruising for about a month, and it still hurts sometimes. Never broke anything, but definitely had some good muscle bruising and damage to the muscles considering the lump I still have.
ran into a doorknob. With a key in it.
ran into a doorknob. With a key in it.
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One time I was baking cookies and I had to carry the hot tray from the kitchen to the dining room where the cooling rack was, and I was wearing one oven mitt as I was carrying the trays. On one of the last batches, the tray started to slip, and I put my ungloved hand on the hot, fresh-from-the-oven, tray to support it. I burned my hand in two places.
Also, shoutout to all the times I've tripped and stumbled over nothing.
Also, shoutout to all the times I've tripped and stumbled over nothing.
One time I was baking cookies and I had to carry the hot tray from the kitchen to the dining room where the cooling rack was, and I was wearing one oven mitt as I was carrying the trays. On one of the last batches, the tray started to slip, and I put my ungloved hand on the hot, fresh-from-the-oven, tray to support it. I burned my hand in two places.
Also, shoutout to all the times I've tripped and stumbled over nothing.
Also, shoutout to all the times I've tripped and stumbled over nothing.
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I should preface this by saying I am slightly hypermobile, especially in my legs, which often leads to me pulling muscles or tendons in weird ways. this was entirely my own fault but I think the hypermobility played a part in this.
for a bit of context, our bathroom has a raised doorframe to keep the water in when the floor is mopped, bc the hallway is carpeted (we're going to either tile it or put wood flooring in eventually...). I've stepped on that raised frame dozens upon dozens of times and never had any ill effects, until last week, when wasn't paying attention and I stepped on it with the middle of my foot (literally in the middle of the arch) and promptly pulled a tendon in my foot. what in the fluff.
for a bit of context, our bathroom has a raised doorframe to keep the water in when the floor is mopped, bc the hallway is carpeted (we're going to either tile it or put wood flooring in eventually...). I've stepped on that raised frame dozens upon dozens of times and never had any ill effects, until last week, when wasn't paying attention and I stepped on it with the middle of my foot (literally in the middle of the arch) and promptly pulled a tendon in my foot. what in the fluff.
I should preface this by saying I am slightly hypermobile, especially in my legs, which often leads to me pulling muscles or tendons in weird ways. this was entirely my own fault but I think the hypermobility played a part in this.
for a bit of context, our bathroom has a raised doorframe to keep the water in when the floor is mopped, bc the hallway is carpeted (we're going to either tile it or put wood flooring in eventually...). I've stepped on that raised frame dozens upon dozens of times and never had any ill effects, until last week, when wasn't paying attention and I stepped on it with the middle of my foot (literally in the middle of the arch) and promptly pulled a tendon in my foot. what in the fluff.
for a bit of context, our bathroom has a raised doorframe to keep the water in when the floor is mopped, bc the hallway is carpeted (we're going to either tile it or put wood flooring in eventually...). I've stepped on that raised frame dozens upon dozens of times and never had any ill effects, until last week, when wasn't paying attention and I stepped on it with the middle of my foot (literally in the middle of the arch) and promptly pulled a tendon in my foot. what in the fluff.
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