My mother, to me who is sweeping the bathroom floor:
"Why do you sweep like an Ogre?"
My mother, to me who is sweeping the bathroom floor:
"Why do you sweep like an Ogre?"
"finally, once our legs hatch we can begin phase two"
i really like this thread
"finally, once our legs hatch we can begin phase two"
i really like this thread
not a forum regular, be patient with me :3
artist and anxiety haver
I have spent too much time on the internet, and so when I was at work the other day I saw a lipstick that had melted under the sun, and when I picked it up to put in damages I said "Oh, no. A melty boy."
I have spent too much time on the internet, and so when I was at work the other day I saw a lipstick that had melted under the sun, and when I picked it up to put in damages I said "Oh, no. A melty boy."
"You shut your (redacted) up!"
"I wasn't aware my (redacted) needed shutting."
Whatever word you are thinking for the blank, you're probably wrong. trust me.
"You shut your (redacted) up!"
"I wasn't aware my (redacted) needed shutting."
Whatever word you are thinking for the blank, you're probably wrong. trust me.
“I can’t believe it’s not baby hands”
“Where’s the bodies, Carl?”
“I would most definitely use a portal to carry out crime”
“I can’t believe it’s not baby hands”
“Where’s the bodies, Carl?”
“I would most definitely use a portal to carry out crime”
"Go get you some calcium"
"Go get you some calcium"
"bro.. you just missed tactical toad tuesday."
"bro.. you just missed tactical toad tuesday."
[CONSUME]
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"Congratulations, it's an Australian."
"Congratulations, it's an Australian."
Tobias | He/Him |
Fiesta de Muertos and
The Flying Trapeze (100 hatchling challenges)
Regarding forum games, please only select dragons who have familiars - those are the permanent residents of my lair. Feel free to look through the hibernal den, too
”India, I’m pretty sure, is a religion, teacher’s name.”
”India, I’m pretty sure, is a religion, teacher’s name.”