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Sliced open my finger trying to cut some summer sausage which resulted in the sausage rolling to the floor and having to be trashed

Oooh, so many. I suck in the kitchen.

Set eggs on fire. (Did you know eggs burn blue?)
Failed at making ramen
Failed at making cereal
Cut my hand instead of a potato
Poured boiling water on myself
Spilled boiling tomato soup all over myself
Exploded an egg

...Need I go on?

@Amura

You spilled/poured boiling water on yourself? Me too~ All over my hands... in 6th grade.

@BeeFuzz

I did it in high school. Good to know I'm not the only one!

I burnt every single pan there was in the kitchen for a whole year straight until ive learnt

@Amura

I was making ramen, I'm weak, I couldn't support to pot's weight... 1st and 2nd degree burns on both my hands~!

@BeeFuzz

I was trying to do that boil water and throw it outside when it's 8 degrees outside and make it into snow. Instead I lost the grip and it poured all over my legs. Thankfully no serious burns happened because I raced straight into the snow. :x

A couple of weeks ago, I was putting an uncooked quesadilla in the oven and I lost my grip on the baking pan. I was unable to pick it up myself because I had only one oven mitt on, so I had to ask for assistance. By the time we cleaned up the mess of shredded cheese and the whole ordeal was over, I noticed that the parchment paper was badly burned in one spot and that I had narrowly missed starting a fire as a result.

I am just glad that the worst case scenario did not happen, and that everything was safe in the end. I now wear try to both oven mitts whenever I put something in the oven.

even trying to cook lmao

I've burnt two oven mitts (one of them actually caught fire) and my elbow.