Where do string cheese men live?
In cottage cheeses!
In cottage cheeses!
Dragons For Sale
Arrange the purchasing and selling of dragons.
TOPIC | Done~
Oh, this is a fun idea. Jumping on it.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor
Oh, this is a fun idea. Jumping on it.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor
@Violet
What a cool idea for a raffle!
I have a nerdy joke for you: Why did the alga and the fungus get married?
They took a lichen to each other!
( And here's my favorite biology one-liner for you, because I didn't think one-liners countered: I wish I was DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes!)
What a cool idea for a raffle!
I have a nerdy joke for you: Why did the alga and the fungus get married?
They took a lichen to each other!
( And here's my favorite biology one-liner for you, because I didn't think one-liners countered: I wish I was DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes!)
@Violet
What a cool idea for a raffle!
I have a nerdy joke for you: Why did the alga and the fungus get married?
They took a lichen to each other!
( And here's my favorite biology one-liner for you, because I didn't think one-liners countered: I wish I was DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes!)
What a cool idea for a raffle!
I have a nerdy joke for you: Why did the alga and the fungus get married?
They took a lichen to each other!
( And here's my favorite biology one-liner for you, because I didn't think one-liners countered: I wish I was DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes!)
@Haberdasher
Oh haha, if I'm getting the right interpretation of the punchline, I totally had to look that up. xD I didn't grow up with english children's rhymes so I totally don't even know most of them.
3 tickets for you! Love plays on sounds and such.
@silverjade
Wrote you down for three! And I will not wipe that smile off my face, thank you very much. C;
@Lansly
Haha, certainly haven't heard that one before. have you down for two tickets~
@wildcat
Ahaha! Wrote you down for two.
@Lel
Ohhohohoho. Three tickets for you my friend, thank you!
I love them jokes that make you feel guilty for laughing. xD
Oh haha, if I'm getting the right interpretation of the punchline, I totally had to look that up. xD I didn't grow up with english children's rhymes so I totally don't even know most of them.
3 tickets for you! Love plays on sounds and such.
@silverjade
Wrote you down for three! And I will not wipe that smile off my face, thank you very much. C;
@Lansly
Haha, certainly haven't heard that one before. have you down for two tickets~
@wildcat
Ahaha! Wrote you down for two.
@Lel
Ohhohohoho. Three tickets for you my friend, thank you!
I love them jokes that make you feel guilty for laughing. xD
@Haberdasher
Oh haha, if I'm getting the right interpretation of the punchline, I totally had to look that up. xD I didn't grow up with english children's rhymes so I totally don't even know most of them.
3 tickets for you! Love plays on sounds and such.
@silverjade
Wrote you down for three! And I will not wipe that smile off my face, thank you very much. C;
@Lansly
Haha, certainly haven't heard that one before. have you down for two tickets~
@wildcat
Ahaha! Wrote you down for two.
@Lel
Ohhohohoho. Three tickets for you my friend, thank you!
I love them jokes that make you feel guilty for laughing. xD
Oh haha, if I'm getting the right interpretation of the punchline, I totally had to look that up. xD I didn't grow up with english children's rhymes so I totally don't even know most of them.
3 tickets for you! Love plays on sounds and such.
@silverjade
Wrote you down for three! And I will not wipe that smile off my face, thank you very much. C;
@Lansly
Haha, certainly haven't heard that one before. have you down for two tickets~
@wildcat
Ahaha! Wrote you down for two.
@Lel
Ohhohohoho. Three tickets for you my friend, thank you!
I love them jokes that make you feel guilty for laughing. xD
@Bakari
Ahhh, heard both of those before, but two tickets for you because I happen to love both of those. xD
Ahhh, heard both of those before, but two tickets for you because I happen to love both of those. xD
@Bakari
Ahhh, heard both of those before, but two tickets for you because I happen to love both of those. xD
Ahhh, heard both of those before, but two tickets for you because I happen to love both of those. xD
@Violet
I'm glad you liked it! I'm a sucker for nerd jokes too.
I'm glad you liked it! I'm a sucker for nerd jokes too.
@Violet
I'm glad you liked it! I'm a sucker for nerd jokes too.
I'm glad you liked it! I'm a sucker for nerd jokes too.
Okay, this is my favorite and only joke.
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Okay, this is my favorite and only joke.
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
