Dragons For Sale
Arrange the purchasing and selling of dragons.
TOPIC | Done~
A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking parrot. He takes the parrot home and tries to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead, the parrot just swears at him. After a few hours of trying to teach the bird, the man finally says, "If you don't stop swearing, I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment." The parrot continues, so finally the man puts the bird in the freezer. About an hour later, the parrot asks the man to please open the door. As the man takes the shivering bird out of the freezer, it says, "I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that turkey did!"
A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking parrot. He takes the parrot home and tries to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead, the parrot just swears at him. After a few hours of trying to teach the bird, the man finally says, "If you don't stop swearing, I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment." The parrot continues, so finally the man puts the bird in the freezer. About an hour later, the parrot asks the man to please open the door. As the man takes the shivering bird out of the freezer, it says, "I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that turkey did!"
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Okay, bad old joke, but...
Why does the blond have a bruised belly button?
Her boyfriend is blond, too.
Okay, bad old joke, but...
Why does the blond have a bruised belly button?
Her boyfriend is blond, too.
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Okay, bad old joke, but...
Why does the blond have a bruised belly button?
Her boyfriend is blond, too.
Okay, bad old joke, but...
Why does the blond have a bruised belly button?
Her boyfriend is blond, too.
@Violet
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13...13....13...13.'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Someone poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting. '14...14...14...14....'
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13...13....13...13.'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Someone poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting. '14...14...14...14....'
@Violet
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13...13....13...13.'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Someone poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting. '14...14...14...14....'
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13...13....13...13.'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Someone poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting. '14...14...14...14....'
And joke entries are closed!
Let me just catch up with any posts before this one. xD
Off to a random number generator in a moment~
Let me just catch up with any posts before this one. xD
Off to a random number generator in a moment~
And joke entries are closed!
Let me just catch up with any posts before this one. xD
Off to a random number generator in a moment~
Let me just catch up with any posts before this one. xD
Off to a random number generator in a moment~
First, I wanted to thank all of you guys for participating and giving up your awesome jokes. This has been the most enjoyable day on FR yet and I'm full of good feels. ^_^
Aaaaand this pretty girl's new owner is
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Congratulations to @Doomful
I'll be sending along the crossroads trade. Feel free to accept at your leisure. ^_^
First, I wanted to thank all of you guys for participating and giving up your awesome jokes. This has been the most enjoyable day on FR yet and I'm full of good feels. ^_^
Aaaaand this pretty girl's new owner is
Congratulations to @Doomful
I'll be sending along the crossroads trade. Feel free to accept at your leisure. ^_^
Aaaaand this pretty girl's new owner is
Congratulations to @Doomful
I'll be sending along the crossroads trade. Feel free to accept at your leisure. ^_^
joke Why did the elephant cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation. (Horrible I know) but maybe I can make up for that with a riddle!!
riddleThere is a storm and the electricity goes out. You run into a nearby house to get out of the rain. You see three doors and pick the left one. Suddenly a man jumped out wielding a knife and a fun. He says "how would you like to die? The knife, te gun, or the electric chair?"
Answer: the electric chair because there is no power!!!
riddleThere is a storm and the electricity goes out. You run into a nearby house to get out of the rain. You see three doors and pick the left one. Suddenly a man jumped out wielding a knife and a fun. He says "how would you like to die? The knife, te gun, or the electric chair?"
Answer: the electric chair because there is no power!!!
joke Why did the elephant cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation. (Horrible I know) but maybe I can make up for that with a riddle!!
riddleThere is a storm and the electricity goes out. You run into a nearby house to get out of the rain. You see three doors and pick the left one. Suddenly a man jumped out wielding a knife and a fun. He says "how would you like to die? The knife, te gun, or the electric chair?"
Answer: the electric chair because there is no power!!!
riddleThere is a storm and the electricity goes out. You run into a nearby house to get out of the rain. You see three doors and pick the left one. Suddenly a man jumped out wielding a knife and a fun. He says "how would you like to die? The knife, te gun, or the electric chair?"
Answer: the electric chair because there is no power!!!
