YEEEZZZ thamk U both letsa go
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[center]im supposed to be working on stuff but i am a weak man and need this
i would like some amazing lore for my epic boy
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EVE was the fastest doglike creature in the whole wide workd. 1 day there was a intergalactic dog race where every fast dog from every worldwent to go see whi was the fastest. And EVE already knew who was gona win (it was EVE) but EVE had to TRAIN. ANd so he went running really fast across the desert and plains and the final countdiwn played abd the sun and moon went up and down in the background. But EVE. Became a little tired......and said hm im tited. But i still need to train. Hmmmm. But then he foubd a pedometer and said aoaouuuuu i can be a little cheatsy.....i can use the pedometer to say i ran a bunch even when i didnt run a step and that will be my training and all i gotta do is SHAKE THAT THANG!!!!! So the thang was shaked. And after a lot i mean a LOT of shaking EVE was like wow howd i do and opened it up to see the numbers but it wasnt even a pedometer it was a DIET PEPSI???!! And it wasnt a diet pepsi it was MOTOR OIL?!?!!? From SPACE!?!?!?! And EVE said AAAAAHHHHH and it EXPLODED all over EVES FACES from being SHAKED!!!!!! And suddnely EVE began to CHANGE. Its called THE STAIN WOULDNT GET OUT. And it was bright blue and highlighter and pink (from space) and soooo so drippy and crazy and EVE was loke well thats a little bit awkward.....and he was so embarrased because what. if all the other dogs would laugh and make fun of and be mean from the bright highlighter soda face!?!?!?. But EVE wNted to WIN so he went to the dog race. and when he got there all the other dogs were like THATS A DRAGON
[quote name="@itits" date="2023-03-26 11:44:04" ]
[center]jenkins can i please have a lore for. [url=https://en.pronouns.page/e]em[/url].
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Deep in the pits of the jungle of the forest there was a giant giant giant flower that bloossomed and blooomed and spanned across the whole forest clearing, and it smelled like a rotting fetid maggot infested butt. It was the most important flower in all the universe and every year the moth people made their pilgrimage to the flower to lay all their eggs in it and then die immediately but not after having a little bit of a party and they can do the macarane in it. (The flower) and one day all the eggs hatched but actually only 1 egg hatched??! It was peakock. And e was like WTH where are the other eggs,,....im a baby and e looked arojnd all around and nobody was there, not even a peep, but suddenly a large bird with human legs and a salt face said Hi this is my forest now, and peacock said WHAT!?!?!!?!?!?!? And the bird said yea. And peacocko said well im supposed to be in a swarm right now but where is the swarm? And the bird said well its my forest. Its not even your forest its just mine. And the peacock said well you suck and so e lunged at the bird and ripped and snipped at his belly ever so deftly with eir teeth and mouth and the bird said AAAAAHHHHH MY FOOD!!! And then he deflated like a baloon and when he did that all of peacock's moth siblings poured out of the opening like a pinata and flew around. And peacock was like hi i was just born what is this??? And the head moth said thank you for saving our planet that bird was actually killing the world flower from his toxic and unpleasant energy and also he ate us. Now we are saved and we can all eat leafs again and prosper and then die in 2 days. And peacock said OK cool. And then e flew into a rock
YEEEZZZ thamk U both letsa go
im supposed to be working on stuff but i am a weak man and need this
i would like some amazing lore for my epic boy
EVE was the fastest doglike creature in the whole wide workd. 1 day there was a intergalactic dog race where every fast dog from every worldwent to go see whi was the fastest. And EVE already knew who was gona win (it was EVE) but EVE had to TRAIN. ANd so he went running really fast across the desert and plains and the final countdiwn played abd the sun and moon went up and down in the background. But EVE. Became a little tired......and said hm im tited. But i still need to train. Hmmmm. But then he foubd a pedometer and said aoaouuuuu i can be a little cheatsy.....i can use the pedometer to say i ran a bunch even when i didnt run a step and that will be my training and all i gotta do is SHAKE THAT THANG!!!!! So the thang was shaked. And after a lot i mean a LOT of shaking EVE was like wow howd i do and opened it up to see the numbers but it wasnt even a pedometer it was a DIET PEPSI???!! And it wasnt a diet pepsi it was MOTOR OIL?!?!!? From SPACE!?!?!?! And EVE said AAAAAHHHHH and it EXPLODED all over EVES FACES from being SHAKED!!!!!! And suddnely EVE began to CHANGE. Its called THE STAIN WOULDNT GET OUT. And it was bright blue and highlighter and pink (from space) and soooo so drippy and crazy and EVE was loke well thats a little bit awkward.....and he was so embarrased because what. if all the other dogs would laugh and make fun of and be mean from the bright highlighter soda face!?!?!?. But EVE wNted to WIN so he went to the dog race. and when he got there all the other dogs were like THATS A DRAGON
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itits wrote on 2023-03-26 11:44:04:
jenkins can i please have a lore for.
em.
Deep in the pits of the jungle of the forest there was a giant giant giant flower that bloossomed and blooomed and spanned across the whole forest clearing, and it smelled like a rotting fetid maggot infested butt. It was the most important flower in all the universe and every year the moth people made their pilgrimage to the flower to lay all their eggs in it and then die immediately but not after having a little bit of a party and they can do the macarane in it. (The flower) and one day all the eggs hatched but actually only 1 egg hatched??! It was peakock. And e was like WTH where are the other eggs,,....im a baby and e looked arojnd all around and nobody was there, not even a peep, but suddenly a large bird with human legs and a salt face said Hi this is my forest now, and peacock said WHAT!?!?!!?!?!?!? And the bird said yea. And peacocko said well im supposed to be in a swarm right now but where is the swarm? And the bird said well its my forest. Its not even your forest its just mine. And the peacock said well you suck and so e lunged at the bird and ripped and snipped at his belly ever so deftly with eir teeth and mouth and the bird said AAAAAHHHHH MY FOOD!!! And then he deflated like a baloon and when he did that all of peacock's moth siblings poured out of the opening like a pinata and flew around. And peacock was like hi i was just born what is this??? And the head moth said thank you for saving our planet that bird was actually killing the world flower from his toxic and unpleasant energy and also he ate us. Now we are saved and we can all eat leafs again and prosper and then die in 2 days. And peacock said OK cool. And then e flew into a rock
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
thank you jenkins. i will treasure this piece of fine literature until the ends of time
thank you jenkins. i will treasure this piece of fine literature until the ends of time
hello i would like to know if it is ok if u can do a lore for grimace (https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/83283917)
if not it is ok but i am fascinated and would love to hear what lore u bring for him. thank u
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hello i would like to know if it is ok if u can do a lore for grimace (
https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/83283917)
if not it is ok but i am fascinated and would love to hear what lore u bring for him. thank u
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gurchin YAAAAYYY i woudl be honored to do grimace. HERE A WE GO
It was a cold and lonely night in the Macdonalds Office building it was so cold and tored but ronald (their boss) was really mean and made everykne work late into the night to make oodles and oodles of spreadsheets all about why chicken macnuggies were not a health hazard to local native pollinators. But everyone was sneaky and sly and so they were able to get out of working or thye were fast at spreadsheets so they all poured oht of the building like ants from a dying shoe and the only one left was a sad and sniffling little grimace in the second to last cubicle row. His name was Wizard Grimace and he had been forced to work in the mcdonald land offices because he got kidnapped from his wizard home in the forest and the trees and now hes here. It was really sad and crying and the grimace was like i hate spreadsheets i hate animals and i hate and he stopped there but in his mind - because he s not allowed to say this out loud - he thoguht really hard "i hate chicken mcnuggies" but ronnald said WHAT!!!! And grimace said i love you. And ronald said OK good. And then ronald left but the grimace was so so sad and dejected and tearful. And but then he had an IDEA!!! He said well i dont have to make more pages of my spreadsheet if i can just copy it. So he went to the copy machine in the mcdonald land floor (it had eyes) and he copied all his pages. And he was loke uesssss i am almost done my papers....but then his tummy started to yell and so grimace said well maybe a little snakc break...and he saw 1 of the untested chicken nuggies that he was writing paragraphs about and he said well i would like this but what if there was more. And so he copied the chickey nuggy and there was more. And grimace said HOT DOG! And hamburgelaer (he did not work here it was a robbery) said shhh because youre not allowed to talk about hot dogs either. And the grimace said oh sorry. But he was having so much fun making and eating the chicken nuggies that he didnt even realize the copy machine was SMOKING AND COUGHING and suddenly there was an ERROR and the grimace got SUCKT INSIDE!!!!! With the chicken nuggies and what came out was a grimace chicken nugget hybrid mix. And the grimace said you are adorable and revolting and i hate you and i wish you were my son. I will call you Grimacetwo. And Grimacetwo hurgled and gurgled all night long.
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gurchin YAAAAYYY i woudl be honored to do grimace. HERE A WE GO
It was a cold and lonely night in the Macdonalds Office building it was so cold and tored but ronald (their boss) was really mean and made everykne work late into the night to make oodles and oodles of spreadsheets all about why chicken macnuggies were not a health hazard to local native pollinators. But everyone was sneaky and sly and so they were able to get out of working or thye were fast at spreadsheets so they all poured oht of the building like ants from a dying shoe and the only one left was a sad and sniffling little grimace in the second to last cubicle row. His name was Wizard Grimace and he had been forced to work in the mcdonald land offices because he got kidnapped from his wizard home in the forest and the trees and now hes here. It was really sad and crying and the grimace was like i hate spreadsheets i hate animals and i hate and he stopped there but in his mind - because he s not allowed to say this out loud - he thoguht really hard "i hate chicken mcnuggies" but ronnald said WHAT!!!! And grimace said i love you. And ronald said OK good. And then ronald left but the grimace was so so sad and dejected and tearful. And but then he had an IDEA!!! He said well i dont have to make more pages of my spreadsheet if i can just copy it. So he went to the copy machine in the mcdonald land floor (it had eyes) and he copied all his pages. And he was loke uesssss i am almost done my papers....but then his tummy started to yell and so grimace said well maybe a little snakc break...and he saw 1 of the untested chicken nuggies that he was writing paragraphs about and he said well i would like this but what if there was more. And so he copied the chickey nuggy and there was more. And grimace said HOT DOG! And hamburgelaer (he did not work here it was a robbery) said shhh because youre not allowed to talk about hot dogs either. And the grimace said oh sorry. But he was having so much fun making and eating the chicken nuggies that he didnt even realize the copy machine was SMOKING AND COUGHING and suddenly there was an ERROR and the grimace got SUCKT INSIDE!!!!! With the chicken nuggies and what came out was a grimace chicken nugget hybrid mix. And the grimace said you are adorable and revolting and i hate you and i wish you were my son. I will call you Grimacetwo. And Grimacetwo hurgled and gurgled all night long.
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
oh my god thank u so much. treasuring this for eons to come
oh my god thank u so much. treasuring this for eons to come
I need more... this is the best lore store forevermore
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I need more... this is the best lore store forevermore
Misogi
Harae
Freshavocado
FresasCremas
@SatyrGatyr YAY here we go a
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The beach was swaying the palm trees were singing the crabs were clanking and it was a beuaotufl day on island planet. Misogi the wedding guy was sipping a capri sun pouch when he opened the letter. It wss from the beautiful ant bride that and wanted to have a ant wedding with her ant fiance. It said Ok so New plan for my wedding (wedding is comeing up) so basically, We're raygunnin it. So I really want to feel like spider man for a day/night so everyoen has to donate me 1500 dollahs (thats 300 five dollars) in cash and you half, to also There's a dress code you have to all dress up as your spidered kin (no doubles). Then we go to new san frangeles city and we shot web at all the workers faces. It sounds like a lot but the choreography will look BEAUTIFUL. The shot web symbolizes my eppic winning and the workers faces represents all the people who are traitors and snakes (aka you if you don't pay me). Canmt wait to see you all there :)))
And misogi closed the letter and wrote a new letter. And he said sorry but i am actually retired. Good luck
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In the night there was a man who was lighter than air. He wss slurpingnup the clouds and dancing on fetahers and having a grand old time. His eyes even shown like disks in the night and sparkled like the ripples of a dirty puddle. A terrible thunderstorm happened thougha nd out of the thunder came a giant bird and they bird said HEY, get offa my CLOUD.....and the light man with shining eyes said You cant always get what you want and then slurpled him RIIIIIIGGHHHT up. But the bird was angry and fuming and so he hurgled and turglef and EXPLODED oht of the light man, and when he did he exploded into confetti and the light man was now even lighter and lithe from not having a bird in him and also losing a couple parts as wel. And the bird, the bird had gained powers from the light shining man and became iridescent and beautoful, and he was lighter than air. And they flew in the night together and he was never angry again
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Free shavacadoo was bullied all her life from being brothers with barney dinosaur. Ms. Shavacadoo was such a good memeber of society and donated all her soup to the library and built long long houses for all the children but she could never shake her reputaiton with her dying brother who was coughing so much. She visited her brother (barney) in the lab and banrey said its too late they finnally did it they all went and killed barney. And free said NOOOO BARNEY!!! And barney said its time now. My final message to you: We are all a faimly and then he died and freesh said NOOOOO!!! And she came out of the oab dejectdd and sad. And she became so sad that her colors began to change, into white and splattered red to symbolize her exploded heart. And everyone said wow free shavacadoo nice haircut! And they stopped bullying her but it didnt matter tbecause they didnt even care that barney was DEAD. But she had to remain strong and so she finished building the longest house of them all and when sshe was done it spanned all around the world and ended on the same place, a house to unite us all. For barney.
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In the deep depths of a candy Factory there as a kooky little candy maker and he was one of 10000s of candy makers but he was the kooky one. And he was making and making and suddenyl yhe pipe got STUCK!!!!! And he said WHAT??! Because he had actually invented the pipe to make every kind of candy at once but his hubrisnexploded and so did the PIPE!!! And all the PIPE GOOP exploded all over his face and mind. And suddenly he began to change. His eyes became human his necks became two his body became gooped and his chocolate became on him. And the factory got shut down forever and evenr and now they have radioactive warnings all around it like the big spikey kind thats scary. But within the candy factory the candy spectre of kooky guy haunts the place and steps all over it, and slurps up the driplets of candy gone by for thousands and thousands of years. And if you go inside,...........well, actually dont do that.
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SatyrGatyr YAY here we go a
The beach was swaying the palm trees were singing the crabs were clanking and it was a beuaotufl day on island planet. Misogi the wedding guy was sipping a capri sun pouch when he opened the letter. It wss from the beautiful ant bride that and wanted to have a ant wedding with her ant fiance. It said Ok so New plan for my wedding (wedding is comeing up) so basically, We're raygunnin it. So I really want to feel like spider man for a day/night so everyoen has to donate me 1500 dollahs (thats 300 five dollars) in cash and you half, to also There's a dress code you have to all dress up as your spidered kin (no doubles). Then we go to new san frangeles city and we shot web at all the workers faces. It sounds like a lot but the choreography will look BEAUTIFUL. The shot web symbolizes my eppic winning and the workers faces represents all the people who are traitors and snakes (aka you if you don't pay me). Canmt wait to see you all there :)))
And misogi closed the letter and wrote a new letter. And he said sorry but i am actually retired. Good luck
In the night there was a man who was lighter than air. He wss slurpingnup the clouds and dancing on fetahers and having a grand old time. His eyes even shown like disks in the night and sparkled like the ripples of a dirty puddle. A terrible thunderstorm happened thougha nd out of the thunder came a giant bird and they bird said HEY, get offa my CLOUD.....and the light man with shining eyes said You cant always get what you want and then slurpled him RIIIIIIGGHHHT up. But the bird was angry and fuming and so he hurgled and turglef and EXPLODED oht of the light man, and when he did he exploded into confetti and the light man was now even lighter and lithe from not having a bird in him and also losing a couple parts as wel. And the bird, the bird had gained powers from the light shining man and became iridescent and beautoful, and he was lighter than air. And they flew in the night together and he was never angry again
Free shavacadoo was bullied all her life from being brothers with barney dinosaur. Ms. Shavacadoo was such a good memeber of society and donated all her soup to the library and built long long houses for all the children but she could never shake her reputaiton with her dying brother who was coughing so much. She visited her brother (barney) in the lab and banrey said its too late they finnally did it they all went and killed barney. And free said NOOOO BARNEY!!! And barney said its time now. My final message to you: We are all a faimly and then he died and freesh said NOOOOO!!! And she came out of the oab dejectdd and sad. And she became so sad that her colors began to change, into white and splattered red to symbolize her exploded heart. And everyone said wow free shavacadoo nice haircut! And they stopped bullying her but it didnt matter tbecause they didnt even care that barney was DEAD. But she had to remain strong and so she finished building the longest house of them all and when sshe was done it spanned all around the world and ended on the same place, a house to unite us all. For barney.
In the deep depths of a candy Factory there as a kooky little candy maker and he was one of 10000s of candy makers but he was the kooky one. And he was making and making and suddenyl yhe pipe got STUCK!!!!! And he said WHAT??! Because he had actually invented the pipe to make every kind of candy at once but his hubrisnexploded and so did the PIPE!!! And all the PIPE GOOP exploded all over his face and mind. And suddenly he began to change. His eyes became human his necks became two his body became gooped and his chocolate became on him. And the factory got shut down forever and evenr and now they have radioactive warnings all around it like the big spikey kind thats scary. But within the candy factory the candy spectre of kooky guy haunts the place and steps all over it, and slurps up the driplets of candy gone by for thousands and thousands of years. And if you go inside,...........well, actually dont do that.
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
csn i have georgie lore pls
csn i have georgie lore pls
i am currently eating raw limes. yes wityh the peal onm them
henlo cam I has some lor plz for moffman n her gf
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henlo cam I has some lor plz for moffman n her gf
@deadmilkman GEORGIE
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Crawling thru the streets there was a little brown kitten. She was so hungry and she had a little shawl wrapped tight around her wrinkeled face as she steppef theough the icey cobblestone the snow falling on her mouth. "Milk pleasel she asked "Milk please for the cat! I would do anything for just a lick of milk...." and the mysterious wizard said anything? And the cat said i have the right to refuse comissions if they make me uncomfortable. And the wizard sayd OK well can you go into crazy mountain for me. And get some rock salt and the cat said well OK so the kitty went out of the snowy city and into the lab and went down the elevator and shot out of the cannon and landed right on top of crazy mountain. And he went deeeeeeeep into the caves. And it was crazy in there so she had to dodge and jump and roll to avoid crazy bats and crazy lasers and explsiins. But she finally got in there. And when he raised his paw to grab the rock salt he grabbed it and someting crazy happened its caLled BLIDNING LIGHT AND GREAT SPEED EMANATED THE LAIR and ghe kitty cat shut her eyes so tight to avoid being blound. But then when he opened them they were still filled with light. And when she looked she saw three times as many colors, and she looked down and realized that she had turned a bright and beauotiful blue, but that she had actually been blue the whole time and now was able to see her own beauty. And with her new found light view she was able to see that the crazy mountain actually had waterfalls of milk all around her and she would never go hungry again. So she stayed in the mountain forever lived a long happy life entirely inside the rock and never deliverd the rock salt. And the wizard said well there goes another one.
@FallingUpstairs MOTHMAN
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Jumping on the powerlines every night and springing into the air and causing power outages everywhere on the bridge. There lives a mischeivous moth man and she was so powerful that she could rip the leather right off of a shoe. There was a signal coming from the moon and she saw it with her intenna so she knew what she had to do. With one beat of her wings moth man SOARED high into the sky until she finally reached a power line. And then she jumped on the power line like a trampoline and exited the atmospehre and there was no more electricity on earth for the rest of our lives and we all went back to being medieval peasants. And when she went to the moon it ws actually aliens ahveing a cool party. And so she partied all afternoon long and when she went back home she said man i want to play super mario 3d world. So she went up to the game store and said hey do you have this? And game store man said imm sorry but mario has died. This is a grape store now. You want some? And she was so sad that she poked at the grape gently with her proboscis and didnt even pay.
MOTHMAN GF
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The next day aftwr mothman came back home from the party on the moon and found out that mario died, she got a text from long distance text world. It said come into my house i met you last night. And mothman said oh boy which alien is this?? I met so many cool ones. I hope that we can get gay married maybe or even be friends. And so mothman since she didnt have anthing beter to do (since mario was dead) jumped on the grape vine and soared wayyy into the air and she jumped so hard rhat it destroyed all the agriculture in the world and we all went back to being hunter gatherers. And she went into the moon house and she said hello? But no aliens were home. But then she got another text and it said it's me, the vase. And she looked to her right and saw the most beautiful vase she had ever did seen. And it had a phone right nect to it. And mothman said OMG thats the most beautoful vase i have ever seen. Are you single? And the vase texted yea. And then they became gay dating but not married yet because the vase wants to take it slow and mothman respects this. But they lived happily wver after on the moon
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deadmilkman GEORGIE
Crawling thru the streets there was a little brown kitten. She was so hungry and she had a little shawl wrapped tight around her wrinkeled face as she steppef theough the icey cobblestone the snow falling on her mouth. "Milk pleasel she asked "Milk please for the cat! I would do anything for just a lick of milk...." and the mysterious wizard said anything? And the cat said i have the right to refuse comissions if they make me uncomfortable. And the wizard sayd OK well can you go into crazy mountain for me. And get some rock salt and the cat said well OK so the kitty went out of the snowy city and into the lab and went down the elevator and shot out of the cannon and landed right on top of crazy mountain. And he went deeeeeeeep into the caves. And it was crazy in there so she had to dodge and jump and roll to avoid crazy bats and crazy lasers and explsiins. But she finally got in there. And when he raised his paw to grab the rock salt he grabbed it and someting crazy happened its caLled BLIDNING LIGHT AND GREAT SPEED EMANATED THE LAIR and ghe kitty cat shut her eyes so tight to avoid being blound. But then when he opened them they were still filled with light. And when she looked she saw three times as many colors, and she looked down and realized that she had turned a bright and beauotiful blue, but that she had actually been blue the whole time and now was able to see her own beauty. And with her new found light view she was able to see that the crazy mountain actually had waterfalls of milk all around her and she would never go hungry again. So she stayed in the mountain forever lived a long happy life entirely inside the rock and never deliverd the rock salt. And the wizard said well there goes another one.
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FallingUpstairs MOTHMAN
Jumping on the powerlines every night and springing into the air and causing power outages everywhere on the bridge. There lives a mischeivous moth man and she was so powerful that she could rip the leather right off of a shoe. There was a signal coming from the moon and she saw it with her intenna so she knew what she had to do. With one beat of her wings moth man SOARED high into the sky until she finally reached a power line. And then she jumped on the power line like a trampoline and exited the atmospehre and there was no more electricity on earth for the rest of our lives and we all went back to being medieval peasants. And when she went to the moon it ws actually aliens ahveing a cool party. And so she partied all afternoon long and when she went back home she said man i want to play super mario 3d world. So she went up to the game store and said hey do you have this? And game store man said imm sorry but mario has died. This is a grape store now. You want some? And she was so sad that she poked at the grape gently with her proboscis and didnt even pay.
MOTHMAN GF
The next day aftwr mothman came back home from the party on the moon and found out that mario died, she got a text from long distance text world. It said come into my house i met you last night. And mothman said oh boy which alien is this?? I met so many cool ones. I hope that we can get gay married maybe or even be friends. And so mothman since she didnt have anthing beter to do (since mario was dead) jumped on the grape vine and soared wayyy into the air and she jumped so hard rhat it destroyed all the agriculture in the world and we all went back to being hunter gatherers. And she went into the moon house and she said hello? But no aliens were home. But then she got another text and it said it's me, the vase. And she looked to her right and saw the most beautiful vase she had ever did seen. And it had a phone right nect to it. And mothman said OMG thats the most beautoful vase i have ever seen. Are you single? And the vase texted yea. And then they became gay dating but not married yet because the vase wants to take it slow and mothman respects this. But they lived happily wver after on the moon
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