Mothman

Jumping on the powerlines every night and springing into the air and causing power outages everywhere on the bridge. There lives a mischeivous moth man and she was so powerful that she could rip the leather right off of a shoe. There was a signal coming from the moon and she saw it with her intenna so she knew what she had to do. With one beat of her wings moth man SOARED high into the sky until she finally reached a power line. And then she jumped on the power line like a trampoline and exited the atmospehre and there was no more electricity on earth for the rest of our lives and we all went back to being medieval peasants. And when she went to the moon it ws actually aliens ahveing a cool party. And so she partied all afternoon long and when she went back home she said man i want to play super mario 3d world. So she went up to the game store and said hey do you have this? And game store man said imm sorry but mario has died. This is a grape store now. You want some? And she was so sad that she poked at the grape gently with her proboscis and didnt even pay.