Grimace

BIO FROM BigB0yJENKINS!!!!!

It was a cold and lonely night in the Macdonalds Office building it was so cold and tored but ronald (their boss) was really mean and made everykne work late into the night to make oodles and oodles of spreadsheets all about why chicken macnuggies were not a health hazard to local native pollinators. But everyone was sneaky and sly and so they were able to get out of working or thye were fast at spreadsheets so they all poured oht of the building like ants from a dying shoe and the only one left was a sad and sniffling little grimace in the second to last cubicle row. His name was Wizard Grimace and he had been forced to work in the mcdonald land offices because he got kidnapped from his wizard home in the forest and the trees and now hes here. It was really sad and crying and the grimace was like i hate spreadsheets i hate animals and i hate and he stopped there but in his mind - because he s not allowed to say this out loud - he thoguht really hard "i hate chicken mcnuggies" but ronnald said WHAT!!!! And grimace said i love you. And ronald said OK good. And then ronald left but the grimace was so so sad and dejected and tearful. And but then he had an IDEA!!! He said well i dont have to make more pages of my spreadsheet if i can just copy it. So he went to the copy machine in the mcdonald land floor (it had eyes) and he copied all his pages. And he was loke uesssss i am almost done my papers....but then his tummy started to yell and so grimace said well maybe a little snakc break...and he saw 1 of the untested chicken nuggies that he was writing paragraphs about and he said well i would like this but what if there was more. And so he copied the chickey nuggy and there was more. And grimace said HOT DOG! And hamburgelaer (he did not work here it was a robbery) said shhh because youre not allowed to talk about hot dogs either. And the grimace said oh sorry. But he was having so much fun making and eating the chicken nuggies that he didnt even realize the copy machine was SMOKING AND COUGHING and suddenly there was an ERROR and the grimace got SUCKT INSIDE!!!!! With the chicken nuggies and what came out was a grimace chicken nugget hybrid mix. And the grimace said you are adorable and revolting and i hate you and i wish you were my son. I will call you Grimacetwo. And Grimacetwo hurgled and gurgled all night long.

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