Stan
(#6901201)
The only wrinkly monster who harasses my family is me.
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Energy: 49/50
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Personal Style
Apparel
Skin
Scene
Measurements
Length
5.93 m
Wingspan
2.58 m
Weight
6378.83 kg
Genetics
Beige
Tiger
Tiger
Carmine
Stripes
Stripes
Blood
Underbelly
Underbelly
Hatchday
Breed
Eye Type
Level 7 Snapper
EXP: 702 / 11881
STR
30
AGI
9
DEF
5
QCK
20
INT
6
VIT
6
MND
6
Biography
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Stan Mysterioushack______________________________
condragon
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Shabby Hearted
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Most notably, his investments are bad and decisions are even worse. He’s probably the worst criminal in Sornieth, but it doesn’t stop him from trying. |
Shoutouts: (Top 5 Worst: X)
Featuring:
Stan Age: 30 years old A condragon deciding try to turn over a new leaf for his sister’s sake. |
Ford Age: 30 years old Brother of Stan with more than enough hands to hold all his grudges. |
Claudia Age: not even 1 year old Littlest sister of Ford and Stan, looks up to and adores them both. |
Marius Age: 21 years old Condragon capable of more or less the same trouble as Stan. |
I'm too lazy to write an actual story so here, have a nice little bullet-pointed list of the most important parts of this story.
- After a years of estrangement (and no be asking why), Stan heard about a new little sister he has. Despite advice from Marius, Stan goes home to meet his little sister.
- Ford’s got a neat lab set up in the Driftwood Drag. Stan goes there and knocks on the door. After casual threatening with a crossbow (Ford is acting a little paranoid), he invites Stan in. Because, yeah, why shouldn’t he meet their sister.
- Claudia is a little adorable thing - Ford’s taking care of her because their parents are otherwise indisposed and Ford is a ~responsible adult~ thank you very much. Yeah, that’s a jab. Stan is not a responsible adult.
- Anyway, we hang out, and then Ford is like, “Welp! Time for the experiment!” Claudia runs after him gurgling, “Yay experiment!” (She’s actually more like 14 not 2, but we get the point. She’s an excited kid.) Stan thinks “Oh yay science.” (As a side note why are all my science dragons Water element?)
- I’m not 100% sure what happens is but the point is that we get into a fight in the middle of the experiment and it’s everyone’s fault. Except Claudia. It’s not her fault. And references the reason why we are estranged for these past thirty years. Maybe not that many years. Maybe twenty-five years. Anyway, the experiment goes awry and Ford gets sucked into a portal!
- Everyone freaks out and tries to get him back, but it’s for nothing. Claudia tells Stan Ford was absolutely right about him being a screw-up and she never wants to see him again. She’ll find Ford all by herself.
- Stan leaves.
- Later, Marius is like, “Told you. Attachment breeds resentment.”
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