Schnoerkel's Clan

i have a cat named bert. his head smells weird because he always hangs it over his food bowl while i'm still filling it up.

i also have a dinosaur. i didn't mention him at first because i thought that it's obvious that i would have a dinosaur. but then i read my profile to him and he got a little sad about not being mentioned. so i have a dinosaur as well, please take note of the fact that i have a dinosaur. he is green with splendid plumage.

and before anyone else becomes upset: i also have many snails and woodlice. the snails are very slimy and the woodlice have 14 legs. very lovely.



Notice to staff: Schnork is my husband. We share the same IP and the same devices, and each one of use their own account. Since he just recently started playing, I occasionally send him stuff to help him get started. Just wanted to point this out, in case anyone was wondering why there are two accounts from this IP.