Raffles & Giveaways

Happy Birthday! I would love to enter the raffle! Dad joke: I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! (makes me cringe every time) Picture of something to my left: [img]https://i.ibb.co/zGSRpNB/GuppyMan.jpg[/img] It's Guppy! My blind cat who is originally from Saudi Arabia (I'm from the U.S. and no one seems to know how this little guy got here)

I want to join the raffle!

Fun fact: did you know that the planet Jupiter has rings? It's true!

Here is a dad joke!
Why did the dragon throw their alarm clock out the window?
Because time flies. (and also they wanted a flying partner hee hee)

Happy birthday, I'd love to join this raffle ^^, but I do have a question: when exactly does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent, of course! And here's one of the outfits in my dressing room! Not the best, but I'm on mobile right now lol [img]https://www1.flightrising.com/dgen/dressing-room/dragon?did=75630564&skin=0&apparel=27349,20843,13240,41630,35529,1314&xt=dressing.png[/img] Good luck everyone! :)

As always I would love to be part of your raffle and Happy birthday! [emoji=firework size=1] this is my favourite gif to use when someone has a birthday [img]https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/809058331499036695/960558088576983050/IMG_1631.gif[/img] As for the dad joke I have a whole book of really old jokes (so old they feel more like grandpa jokes) Here goes: Have you any stage experience? Yes, my leg was in a cast once.

I'd love to enter the raffle, and happy birthday! Here's my factoid: This is Atropa Belladonna, or deadly nightshade, and is in the family Solanaceae, which is also the family of potatoes and tomatoes! But of course, Belladonna is very toxic, so don't eat it haha [img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/96/6c/19/966c196ab541375ca0cdb8360bc800e8.jpg[/img] Here's the only dad joke I can think of right now: What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted!

Happy Birthday! As always, I hope you're doing well, and wish you a good future. To start things of, a cool fun fact: There is a species of trilobite found in China with the name [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Han_(trilobite)][i]Han solo.[/i][/url] Official reason in its describtion was, that it was named after the Han people in China, who live in the region it was found in; and it is the last known member of its family, hence [i]solo.[/i] However, Samuel Turvey, who first described the species, revealed that some of his friends dared him to name a discovery after a Star Wars character. This proves scientists are - by their very nature - massive nerds. Now to the categories. [b]Dad Joke:[/b] I'd like to tell you a joke about about sheep, but I'm not going to, because it's pretty [i]baaaaaaa[/i]d. [b]Outfit:[/b] Most creative thing I've probably ever designed is this mess, a robotic flambebe. [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/40396530][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/403966/40396530_350.png[/img][/url] [b]Photo:[/b] Left of me is a huge box of tea, because last Christmas my dad decided to gift way too much tea. Also, framed photographs, one shown here with me interacting with a nice animal. [img]https://i.imgur.com/Y0oV5Tn.jpeg[/img]

Happy Birthday! Have a wonderful birthday week! [emoji=birthday cake size=1] I would like to join the raffle! Also, dad joke: What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.

i want to join the raffle! happy birthday!