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Shiromori
so you're saying you hate everything else that isn't a birb?
for SHAME. think of the puppies and kittens! >:'/
in other news.
today's vibes? simply exquisite. :-)
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Shiromori
so you're saying you hate everything else that isn't a birb?
for SHAME. think of the puppies and kittens! >:'/
in other news.
today's vibes? simply exquisite. :-)
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Ideal
So you're saying that yesterday's vibes were mundane in comparison? And the vibes of the day before that?
rocky road icecream is the best
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Ideal
So you're saying that yesterday's vibes were mundane in comparison? And the vibes of the day before that?
rocky road icecream is the best
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Shiromori
So you're sayin' you would eradicate all other ice cream flavors if you could? Rude >:|
I had a fun time walking my dog today!!
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Shiromori
So you're sayin' you would eradicate all other ice cream flavors if you could? Rude >:|
I had a fun time walking my dog today!!
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Casteller
So you're saying that no one else has fun walking THEIR dogs??!?!1
I ate some chicken nuggets today.
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Casteller
So you're saying that no one else has fun walking THEIR dogs??!?!1
I ate some chicken nuggets today.
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HydreigonOxide
So you're saying you condone eating mechanically separated chicken? Well, do I have news for you, pal.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
And I know what you're thinking: "B**ch, that's the Tubby Custard machine."
Exactly.
LGBTQ+ people are awesome and valid.
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HydreigonOxide
So you're saying you condone eating mechanically separated chicken? Well, do I have news for you, pal.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
And I know what you're thinking: "B**ch, that's the Tubby Custard machine."
Exactly.
LGBTQ+ people are awesome and valid.
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LoversMasque
So you’re being cisheterophobic? Have some respect for cishets, geez
I like all genres of music :)
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LoversMasque
So you’re being cisheterophobic? Have some respect for cishets, geez
I like all genres of music :)
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FR +0
they/them
linguist and language learner
sprite credit @Meese
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OliveMyLove
So you're saying that people who only like some genres of music are stupid and evil? >:(
I had tea today.
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OliveMyLove
So you're saying that people who only like some genres of music are stupid and evil? >:(
I had tea today.
I made this signature just for the achievement.
@Geekachu
So you're saying no one else can have tea today? How rude [emoji=pearlcatcher angry size=1]
I woke up early today.
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Geekachu
So you're saying no one else can have tea today? How rude
I woke up early today.
@Geekachu
Are you saying that we can ONLY drink tea?! *Boston Tea Party*
Ninja’d!
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Incipio
What, now I’m not allowed to sleep in?!
I love gaoler permababies.
@Geekachu
Are you saying that we can ONLY drink tea?! *Boston Tea Party*
Ninja’d!
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Incipio
What, now I’m not allowed to sleep in?!
I love gaoler permababies.
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CheshireGata
So, you’re saying that everyone else who bought a permabab scroll and didn’t use it on a gaoler is stupid and wasted their money? You’re saying that everyone else’s permababs are stupid and should be exalted just because they’re not gaolers?! IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING?!
I’m thinking of giving away some hatchlings soon!
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CheshireGata
So, you’re saying that everyone else who bought a permabab scroll and didn’t use it on a gaoler is stupid and wasted their money? You’re saying that everyone else’s permababs are stupid and should be exalted just because they’re not gaolers?! IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING?!
I’m thinking of giving away some hatchlings soon!
ok fine i changed my sig