General Discussion

I would probably burn down the entirety of society. And then cry while petting my cat.

I hereby dedicate a mandatory 30 minute nap time for all full time workers (and students, ya'll deserve a break too). Blankets and pillows must be provided by the workplace, along with free teddy bears.

[quote=Architeuthid][quote=CaliCa1 wrote on 2019-04-21 17:28:46:] Because if you see both sides of the coin, you aren't allowed to touch money[/quote] If you see both sides of the coin at the same time, you are clearly a four-dimensional entity and thus not legally allowed to participate in capitalism.[/quote] Don’t discriminate on four-dimensional entities we can do capitalism too

The council: We have made a decision.
Me: I recognize the council has made a decision, but because it is a stupid decision I have elected to ignore it

also me: You know what we can change that!

My VP (most likely @birdbagel): Why?

Me: Because I am the PreSideNt

[quote name="thesmallestshark" date="2019-04-18 14:02:07" ] If you don't agree that my cat is the cutest you aren't allowed to live in my city. [/quote] Yes

[quote name="Nikame" date="2020-03-02 11:06:47" ] The council: We have made a decision. Me: I recognize the council has made a decision, but because it is a stupid decision I have elected to ignore it *snip [/quote] this.

i am the senate

4 workdays in a week and every Friday you have to go and pet an animal. Mandatory.

@Nikame bold of you to assume I'd take the job of being your VP. Even if I did you'd have to keep me there with constant bribes like idk salt and vinegar chips. I am not gonna suffer like that without rewards

It gives me joy this thread has been resurrected.