Yeah, I was walking down the street and a guy in this tiny red car rolls his window down and this guy just goes ‘WOAH!”
I didnt hear what else he said because he kept driving round the roundabout and yeah, I dont have super human hearing. I also had earphones in.
Yeah, I was walking down the street and a guy in this tiny red car rolls his window down and this guy just goes ‘WOAH!”
I didnt hear what else he said because he kept driving round the roundabout and yeah, I dont have super human hearing. I also had earphones in.
this isnt really a thing I heard, but uh,, yeah so this one time i witnessed my friend stabbing an orange with a pair of scissors
that was pretty cool i guess
this isnt really a thing I heard, but uh,, yeah so this one time i witnessed my friend stabbing an orange with a pair of scissors
that was pretty cool i guess
A strange thing I saw was when I was outside with my boyfriend and there were this woman who just took the water from that drinking fountain into a large bowl and poured it over her head..
We got the hell outa there.
Another thing happened when I sat on a bench. A woman came up to me like: "You are ugly!" And then she left.
I don't know what is wrong with people.
A strange thing I saw was when I was outside with my boyfriend and there were this woman who just took the water from that drinking fountain into a large bowl and poured it over her head..
We got the hell outa there.
Another thing happened when I sat on a bench. A woman came up to me like: "You are ugly!" And then she left.
I don't know what is wrong with people.
I have a few but my favorite is definitely:
“Do you like my Thanos glove?”
“Dude... that’s a Swedish fish....”
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I've heard something along the lines of "Is France in Italy?" this year.
That might not have been the exact words, but it was definitely something to do with France being a part of another country. Probably Italy.
How does one even manage to think this in high school?
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My best friend said this [i]exact thing[/i] last year in geography class and the teach just about had a fit.
I have a few but my favorite is definitely:
“Do you like my Thanos glove?”
“Dude... that’s a Swedish fish....”
Nezumi wrote on 2019-03-12 19:21:15:
I've heard something along the lines of "Is France in Italy?" this year.
That might not have been the exact words, but it was definitely something to do with France being a part of another country. Probably Italy.
How does one even manage to think this in high school?
My best friend said this
exact thing last year in geography class and the teach just about had a fit.
They/Them
I’m here and I’m queer
Ask to see my parrot, he is good.
"aw come on, i've been having a good day! this is the first good day i've had in a while!"
"*singing* i'm one year closer to death!"
"stop playing with the buttons our pi is rainbow"
teacher: (draws a cherry)
student: that's the worst cherry i've ever seen
teacher: that's what my parents said when they saw me
teacher: we're gonna be reading night!
student: NO! NO! NO!!!
"aw come on, i've been having a good day! this is the first good day i've had in a while!"
"*singing* i'm one year closer to death!"
"stop playing with the buttons our pi is rainbow"
teacher: (draws a cherry)
student: that's the worst cherry i've ever seen
teacher: that's what my parents said when they saw me
teacher: we're gonna be reading night!
student: NO! NO! NO!!!
my sister and i once got randomly flipped off while walking our dog
it wasn't us provoking them they literally just drove by and flipped the birdi
my sister and i once got randomly flipped off while walking our dog
it wasn't us provoking them they literally just drove by and flipped the birdi
A girl about middle school - early high school age was talking to what I assume to be her mother behind me. (This was while I lived in Washington so the cruise was leaving from Seattle)
Girl: I know why we have to take a boat to Alaska, it's an island
Mother: Um no, it's not. I mean there are islands, but it's connected to land.
Girl: What land?
Mother: Canada
Girl: You mean America
Mother: No I mean Canada
Girl: Then why on a map is it always disconnected if it really is connected
Mother: Because it's connected to Canada, not the U.S
Girl: Canada is the U.S
Mother....... what?
Her mom spends the next 10 min that we're in line trying to explain the different countries in North America. This kid really thought that Mexico, U.S.A, and Canada were all "America" and that North America was basically the rest of the world.
A girl about middle school - early high school age was talking to what I assume to be her mother behind me. (This was while I lived in Washington so the cruise was leaving from Seattle)
Girl: I know why we have to take a boat to Alaska, it's an island
Mother: Um no, it's not. I mean there are islands, but it's connected to land.
Girl: What land?
Mother: Canada
Girl: You mean America
Mother: No I mean Canada
Girl: Then why on a map is it always disconnected if it really is connected
Mother: Because it's connected to Canada, not the U.S
Girl: Canada is the U.S
Mother....... what?
Her mom spends the next 10 min that we're in line trying to explain the different countries in North America. This kid really thought that Mexico, U.S.A, and Canada were all "America" and that North America was basically the rest of the world.
i was in school and just heard, "Ooga Booga." Beside me, and i started laughing so hard i snorted. I got some weird looks.
i was in school and just heard, "Ooga Booga." Beside me, and i started laughing so hard i snorted. I got some weird looks.
I went to a Pizza place somewhere in a rickydink town called Mariposa, and there, I heard this,
Mom: "If people were meant to change genders we would do it like those fish do, like in a that documentary."
Dad 2: "Yeah but we've got super smart scientists and doctors who can do that, if it weren't meant to be it'd be impossible."
Mom 1: "Oh, you're right, guess it's OK then."
Teenager: "Dad, mom, can I talk to you later, there's something I've been wanting to tell you."
I honestly couldn't help but internally squeal, YOU GO MY FRIEND! WOOOO!
I went to a Pizza place somewhere in a rickydink town called Mariposa, and there, I heard this,
Mom: "If people were meant to change genders we would do it like those fish do, like in a that documentary."
Dad 2: "Yeah but we've got super smart scientists and doctors who can do that, if it weren't meant to be it'd be impossible."
Mom 1: "Oh, you're right, guess it's OK then."
Teenager: "Dad, mom, can I talk to you later, there's something I've been wanting to tell you."
I honestly couldn't help but internally squeal, YOU GO MY FRIEND! WOOOO!
Im back
