General Discussion

Hi, welcome to Chili's.

So you just gon' bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday wit a birthday gift?
Happy birthday?
*breaks glass on face*

Mr. Spider.
Why was it funny to bite me?
*squish*
Is it still funny? Mr. Spider?

Hello, Sarah.
Hi, Tiffany.
Those shoes look familiar...

Do the trick.
The trick?
Yeah.
*Kim Possible beep*
WH AT'S TH E S I TCH

THERE IS A VULTURE IN FRONT OF MY-
OH MY-
THIS IS NOT YOUR LAAAND! GOOOO!

Wait, why does Johnny have so many soaps?
MIND YO' OWN BUSINESS, DAVID!

Judy here, on Collin's Street, with a raccoon, at Shopper's Drug Maaart!

WHAT THE ****, RICHARD?

I SMELL LIKE BEEF

I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF

It’s an avocadooooo..
Thaaaaaanks

Guac~amole, Guac, Guacamole~

and also

More like Chillary Clinton, amirite?

I'm just chillin', at Cedar Rapids!

hey can you throw me another c a p r i s u n

I can hear every single post in this thread.

Also...

Ms. Kesha? Ms. Kesha. Ms. Kesha!
Oh my ******* god she ******* dead.

@harvestable

I love that girl

*while mercilessly beating elmo with a bat* I HATE THIS DAMN *** ***** ELMO, **** ME

AAAHHHHGGG! GET YO ****** DOG *****.

it don bite.

yES IT DO