I was going to shower and the sliding door popped off the frame and the very sharp RUSTY metal corner stabbed my foot with the full weight of the door. Now I have a nasty scar
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I was going to shower and the sliding door popped off the frame and the very sharp RUSTY metal corner stabbed my foot with the full weight of the door. Now I have a nasty scar
When I was around seven(I think?) me and my terrier mutt, Lucy, dug in the yard for a whole afternoon trying to catch a gopher.
I managed to grab it by the tail right as the sun was setting, it it bit the flesh of my hand between my thumb and pointer finger as I held it in the air, but I was so elated from successfully catching it that I didn't even feel any pain.
The look on my stepmom's face when I showed her the gopher in a big mason jar was priceless.
I managed to grab it by the tail right as the sun was setting, it it bit the flesh of my hand between my thumb and pointer finger as I held it in the air, but I was so elated from successfully catching it that I didn't even feel any pain.
The look on my stepmom's face when I showed her the gopher in a big mason jar was priceless.
When I was around seven(I think?) me and my terrier mutt, Lucy, dug in the yard for a whole afternoon trying to catch a gopher.
I managed to grab it by the tail right as the sun was setting, it it bit the flesh of my hand between my thumb and pointer finger as I held it in the air, but I was so elated from successfully catching it that I didn't even feel any pain.
The look on my stepmom's face when I showed her the gopher in a big mason jar was priceless.
I managed to grab it by the tail right as the sun was setting, it it bit the flesh of my hand between my thumb and pointer finger as I held it in the air, but I was so elated from successfully catching it that I didn't even feel any pain.
The look on my stepmom's face when I showed her the gopher in a big mason jar was priceless.
Oh, table corners and doorways. I'm surprised I haven't broken anything from you. Besides a few toenails.
Everyday clumsiness aside, I do have a little story to tell. Once upon a time, when I was a but an elementary school student, I enjoyed running around. More specifically, Naruto running. I didn't even know what Naruto was at the time, but I did enjoy darting around with my face forwards and arms at my sides. On one such run, I was heading towards a playstructure and realized that my current path would cause me to crash into another kid. At the last second, I swerved... only to run face-first into a wide metal pole. It hurt, but it certainly makes for a funny story.
Everyday clumsiness aside, I do have a little story to tell. Once upon a time, when I was a but an elementary school student, I enjoyed running around. More specifically, Naruto running. I didn't even know what Naruto was at the time, but I did enjoy darting around with my face forwards and arms at my sides. On one such run, I was heading towards a playstructure and realized that my current path would cause me to crash into another kid. At the last second, I swerved... only to run face-first into a wide metal pole. It hurt, but it certainly makes for a funny story.
Oh, table corners and doorways. I'm surprised I haven't broken anything from you. Besides a few toenails.
Everyday clumsiness aside, I do have a little story to tell. Once upon a time, when I was a but an elementary school student, I enjoyed running around. More specifically, Naruto running. I didn't even know what Naruto was at the time, but I did enjoy darting around with my face forwards and arms at my sides. On one such run, I was heading towards a playstructure and realized that my current path would cause me to crash into another kid. At the last second, I swerved... only to run face-first into a wide metal pole. It hurt, but it certainly makes for a funny story.
Everyday clumsiness aside, I do have a little story to tell. Once upon a time, when I was a but an elementary school student, I enjoyed running around. More specifically, Naruto running. I didn't even know what Naruto was at the time, but I did enjoy darting around with my face forwards and arms at my sides. On one such run, I was heading towards a playstructure and realized that my current path would cause me to crash into another kid. At the last second, I swerved... only to run face-first into a wide metal pole. It hurt, but it certainly makes for a funny story.
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oh dude i have ONLY hurt myself in dumb ways.
you'd think theres no way to get scars from a marshmellow, right?
wrong.
you'd think theres no way to get scars from a marshmellow, right?
wrong.
oh dude i have ONLY hurt myself in dumb ways.
you'd think theres no way to get scars from a marshmellow, right?
wrong.
you'd think theres no way to get scars from a marshmellow, right?
wrong.
Just a few days ago I wanted to know if I turned the right element on. I hovered the back of my hand above the element to see if it was on, didn't feel any heat radiating immediately, so continued moving my hand closer until I touched it...
... and now I have an ugly burn scab on my hand, haha.
... and now I have an ugly burn scab on my hand, haha.
Just a few days ago I wanted to know if I turned the right element on. I hovered the back of my hand above the element to see if it was on, didn't feel any heat radiating immediately, so continued moving my hand closer until I touched it...
... and now I have an ugly burn scab on my hand, haha.
... and now I have an ugly burn scab on my hand, haha.
Probably the most ridiculous one was when I'd started physiotherapy for a recently-healed torn ligament, then the next week I went on holiday and stepped right into a pothole, tearing the ligament again.
Probably the most ridiculous one was when I'd started physiotherapy for a recently-healed torn ligament, then the next week I went on holiday and stepped right into a pothole, tearing the ligament again.
Going to kick a ball instead missing and tripping over it ending up in me spraining my ankle. All during recess at school.
Going to kick a ball instead missing and tripping over it ending up in me spraining my ankle. All during recess at school.
i woke up from a 2-3 hour nap yesterday to find a bruise on my pinky. i think it came from it being squashed between a stray charger cord and my squishmallow
didn't hurt but it was still pretty funny
didn't hurt but it was still pretty funny
i woke up from a 2-3 hour nap yesterday to find a bruise on my pinky. i think it came from it being squashed between a stray charger cord and my squishmallow
didn't hurt but it was still pretty funny
didn't hurt but it was still pretty funny
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I was drawing while sitting in a chair, I wasn't paying attention and when I went to grab a pencil I smashed my middle finger on the chair.
I bruised my middle finger nail and I had to remove it.
Thank God it grew back thought
I bruised my middle finger nail and I had to remove it.
Thank God it grew back thought
I was drawing while sitting in a chair, I wasn't paying attention and when I went to grab a pencil I smashed my middle finger on the chair.
I bruised my middle finger nail and I had to remove it.
Thank God it grew back thought
I bruised my middle finger nail and I had to remove it.
Thank God it grew back thought
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i was dancing to and undertale fansong and tripped cutting myself on a door while listening to a song about sans the skeleton
i was dancing to and undertale fansong and tripped cutting myself on a door while listening to a song about sans the skeleton
Don’t worry we shall have wonderful dreams,
and when we wake up it’ll be spring.
and when we wake up it’ll be spring.
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