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[font=american gothic][size=4]Since it's December I'd like to show us humble Meat Pineapple worshippers some sad, silly, and vaguely creepy Santa Claus-themed dishes... [img]https://complex-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/qz8ihskllftcr8ccgidn.jpg[/img] [img]https://complex-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/nlnseesvikrgn2bmesky.jpg[/img] [img]https://complex-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/zpywhyrje4j1fvhsqs6s.jpg[/img]

[quote name="Requacy" date="2023-12-17 12:22:05" ] [font=american gothic][size=4]Since it's December I'd like to show us humble Meat Pineapple worshippers some sad, silly, and vaguely creepy Santa Claus-themed dishes... [img]https://complex-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/qz8ihskllftcr8ccgidn.jpg[/img] [img]https://complex-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/nlnseesvikrgn2bmesky.jpg[/img] [img]https://complex-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/zpywhyrje4j1fvhsqs6s.jpg[/img] [/quote] the first one actually looks really, really good! not sure if it'd taste as good as it looks but at least it's visually appealing

[quote name="Requacy" date="2023-12-17 12:22:05" ] [font=american gothic][size=4]Since it's December I'd like to show us humble Meat Pineapple worshippers some sad, silly, and vaguely creepy Santa Claus-themed dishes... [img]https://complex-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/qz8ihskllftcr8ccgidn.jpg[/img] [img]https://complex-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/nlnseesvikrgn2bmesky.jpg[/img] [img]https://complex-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/zpywhyrje4j1fvhsqs6s.jpg[/img] [/quote] The third one has seen things

christmas means stockings and stockings mean candy, time for some lunacy at the local sweetshop [img]https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/567780839509983242/1187278550953365514/IMG_4541.jpg[/img] i actually like the taste of some bugs, but they're savory, peppery and sometimes fishy... i wouldn't put them in candy. [img]https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/567780839509983242/1187278551695753246/IMG_4542.jpg[/img] thats not even the right kind of onion on the label. i find that error more atrocious than the fact that this abomination exists in the first place. [img]https://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/social/w/possum-flavored-candy-canes-w.jpg[/img] better picture of its (much worse) sister product sitting beneath it [img]https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/788593151563792398/1187282707013697596/IMG_4540.jpg[/img] the ones on the bottom? i kind of get. cheesecake is sweet and fruity, soda is sweet and fruity, sure. but that middle shelf-why you would want to subject yourself to the palatal horror of ranch in concentrated, carbonated liquid form? if you must reach ascension through suffering, i guess i didn't take as many pictures as i should have, because i found some things there that arent even documented online. you all will simply have to imagine the glory of the buffalo wing breath mints.

many many weird aspic recipes from the 50's

everything in gelitan
everything

[quote name="corndog" date="2023-12-20 22:47:19" ] christmas means stockings and stockings mean candy, time for some lunacy at the local sweetshop [img]https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/567780839509983242/1187278550953365514/IMG_4541.jpg[/img] i actually like the taste of some bugs, but they're savory, peppery and sometimes fishy... i wouldn't put them in candy. [img]https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/567780839509983242/1187278551695753246/IMG_4542.jpg[/img] thats not even the right kind of onion on the label. i find that error more atrocious than the fact that this abomination exists in the first place. [img]https://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/social/w/possum-flavored-candy-canes-w.jpg[/img] better picture of its (much worse) sister product sitting beneath it [img]https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/788593151563792398/1187282707013697596/IMG_4540.jpg[/img] the ones on the bottom? i kind of get. cheesecake is sweet and fruity, soda is sweet and fruity, sure. but that middle shelf-why you would want to subject yourself to the palatal horror of ranch in concentrated, carbonated liquid form? if you must reach ascension through suffering, i guess i didn't take as many pictures as i should have, because i found some things there that arent even documented online. you all will simply have to imagine the glory of the buffalo wing breath mints. [/quote] i was kinda nodding through the first two but those final two... No. No. Not even "no thanks," just flat no. Also I don't even want to imagine those breathmints I have only one contribution: Brach's Turkey Dinner Candy Corn. It features the beloved tastes of: - Green Beans - Turkey (No) - Cranberry Sauce (might not be terrible, honestly) - Ginger Glazed Carrot (? Might not be awful?) - Sweet Potato Pie (I would eat this for five cents, maybe) - Stuffing (ah yes, waxy, overwhelmingly sweet substance infused with the beloved flavours of stale bread, chicken broth, and herbs...) I find this ironic, given that Brach's usually makes very good candy corn. Apparently it tastes even more disgusting than it sounds, ([url=https://us.amazon.com/Brachs-Candy-Corn-Turkey-Dinner/dp/B09HJNK7N5][color=slategray]or so say it's amazon reviews[/color][/url]) and yes, it is a hundred percent real and avaliable to buy. (Late Christmas gift idea for the in-law you don't like.) [img]https://www.thedad.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/turkey-dinner-brachs-e1597338503641.jpeg[/img] I guess it pairs well with the Thanksgiving dinner soda I mentioned earlier... ? [img]https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/specialty-soda-maker-jones-soda-co-of-seattle-washington-news-photo-1632325248.jpg[/img]

I showed the meat pineapple to some friends on Discord and I think they turned into enemies. Whoops! >:3 And thank you for sharing the, uh, "salads," @BlueFeathers

[quote name="Mangorain" date="2023-10-17 13:16:42" ] Also I just need to notify you guys of the existence of canned bread real quick [img]https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2020_22/1573215/can-bread-kb-main-200527.jpg[/img] that's all. [/quote] [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Gr_D7nUBlUM/hqdefault.jpg[/img]

have any of you ever tried lobster ice cream? or chicken feet?


.........it's actually pretty good.

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I'm pinging you because this thread makes my soul hurt and now you have to suffer along with me :)

@swiftstrike5

lobster WHAT....
I've had bell pepper gelato but never lobster