@
lucifurLaurens
*LAUGHS IN THE PURE CHAOS OF ARCANE*
I WILL RECORD ALL OF THIS ON MY DRAGON.
YOU MAY SEE HER
HERE
SHE IS THE LOREBREAKER, SHE WILL BE AWESOME
EVERY IDEA FROM HERE WILL BE YEETED INTO HER BIO
@
lucifurLaurens
*LAUGHS IN THE PURE CHAOS OF ARCANE*
I WILL RECORD ALL OF THIS ON MY DRAGON.
YOU MAY SEE HER
HERE
SHE IS THE LOREBREAKER, SHE WILL BE AWESOME
EVERY IDEA FROM HERE WILL BE YEETED INTO HER BIO
I feel like I just started something terrible.
I feel like I just started something terrible.
@
honour
I second that.
*laughs in Arcane*
@
Arcanist
Do it.
Do it and start the third apocalypse. DOn't say that you won't.
@
lucifurLaurens
Oh, you did.
You supported an Chaotic Neutral Arcane dragon.
Now you get to watch the apocalypse.
*laughs in pure chaos*
@
honour
I second that.
*laughs in Arcane*
@
Arcanist
Do it.
Do it and start the third apocalypse. DOn't say that you won't.
@
lucifurLaurens
Oh, you did.
You supported an Chaotic Neutral Arcane dragon.
Now you get to watch the apocalypse.
*laughs in pure chaos*
[quote name="Skyfrost" date="2020-10-02 10:32:43" ]
[quote name="Starrun" date="2020-10-02 07:32:22" ]
okay nonono my guys. Imagine all that, but TOGETHER. Absolute Apocalypse.
Week 0. Staff start sending cryptic messages. So do the deities. Wow, Tidelord's back soon, right? New lore? New modern? New ancient? But the messages are too vague to know for sure.
Week 1. UserUserson is grinding in Coli. Suddenly, the Bumble in the Training Fields drops... the Imperial scroll. UserUserson checks the database. Nothing. They check the front page for updates. Nothing. They file a ticket to Support. Immediately, they get a responce. It says only two words.
"do it."
Now, UserUserson is not a forum person, but they rush immediately to spread the word. "Haha, good photoshop!" - forum chants. Nobody believes poor UserUserson, so in their anger, they slap the Imperial on their progen, a fae named GenericDragon.
The forums are in awe.
Week 2. It's been everywhere. Users all over start getting Imperial scrolls as often as Coli apparel on a good grind. Economy is in shambles. Some people are showered with riches. Some barely have enough cash for food. In just a single week, Flight Rising was separated into two factions - the scrollers and the non-scrollers. Imperials breed like crazy. Imperial scrolls plummet in value, but it's still not enough to support economy.
Then, Roundsey goes live with her newest Raffle! Yay, people think, perhaps the staff will have stuffed something into the prize pool to let the scrollers come down...
...it's 99 booleans, 99 golden idols, 99 bone fiends..
and 99. Accursed. Imperial scrolls.
The forums are an outrage. Poor UserUserson is comprehending what they had started, for they are the first scroller. GenericDragon still sits in their lair. Gen 1 Imperial. Full basic. Proudly glaring at them with their smug Imperial stare.
Week 3. A banner appears on the first page. Tidelord is back! UserUserson is delighted, but the forums surely are not. Everyone is grumpily posting something like "Maybe you should fix the economy first..." or "REMOVE THE IMPERIAL SCROLLS!!!". The Suggestions forum is overflowing with ideas on how to postpone the event until Imperials are eradicated.
That is when UserUserson decides to check out other deities.
They are gone.
Their usual lair pages return errors.
All festival announcements are gone. Except for Wavecrest Saturnalia.
Water flight is dominating.
The forums are wild. Water flight members are now universally hated. Many leave it, out of shame, but many join, for the dom bonuses can at least do something for the shattering economy, breaking under the weight of the new familiars. It doesn't do much. The scrollers, the only ones who have managed to amass the treasure to move, are most of the Water Flight now.
The staff finally comes to say something.
"Do not fear! A new event is coming shortly!"
Nobody is happy.
Week 4. It's been a full month since Flight Rising began to deteriorate. Most non-scrollers have quit. So have some scrollers - what's the fun in a game when you have achieved everything? The three who have managed to get a hold of the KS familiar stacks are nicknamed The Three and revered by the forums.
In fact, there isn't much going on in the forums. Most of them are dead - nobody wants to discuss Flight Rising or trade for rare items when scrollers can already afford the world. Or, in fact, when The Three are holding sway of all things that still hold any value.
UserUserson checks the front page for some hope of fixing this.
Suddenly, a new event is announced.
"Time to spice up the game! The Ultimate Dom Slam is now live!" - the announcement reads. An all-flight dom battle, coordinated by the staff, is out.
Nobody reacts. They know Water will win anyway.
Week 5. Water did win, in fact. Though this surprised no one, almost the entirety of the Flight Rising population has moved to the Tidelord's domain. The other flights are now dead, only inactive players and non-scrollers who didn't get gifts from their generous scroller buddies remaining to play.
UserUserson checks their lair for their past comfort fae GenericDragon. Now, he serves as a grim reminder of how it all started...
Except he doesn't. He's not in his lair at all. None of UserUserson's dragons are.
Instead, some random dragons who all seem to have come from inactive lairs sit in his own...
...along with Tidelord, his maw agape menacingly.
Astounded, UserUserson rushes to the other deities. They are back, but their own lairs each house a single random dragon or two. Instead, the dragon gods are scattered across random users' profiles, some landing in The Three's lairs too.
The Arcanist is exalted as a joke.
The Flameforger is sold on the Auction house for 1 treasure.
The Earthshaker lands in an inactive player's lair.
The Icewarden, The Stormcatcher and The Shadowbinder are in The Three's lairs. Auctions prices for them skyrocket.
The Windsinger is hopping from lair to lair. People in the forums are vaguely entertained by using him as a travel dragon. Some people still remember the lore.
The Plaguebringer is in someone's Coli team.
The Gladekeeper is exchanged for 100 Imperial scrolls. Whoever sells her curses themselves for not adding more digits.
The Tidelord sits in UserUserson's lair, maw open in an unheard cry. For help? Or for mocking the userbase, perhaps?
Curiously, UserUserson checks The Lightweaver, who sits in someone's lair, undisturbed. In her tooltip, they read.
"The Imperials were a mistake that must be rectified."
[/quote]
I FROM ARCANE FLIGHT IS LAUGHING IN PURE CHAOS RIGHT NOW.
I MUST PULL AN NAOMI AND BREAK THE DATABASE TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN
[/quote]
Do it.
Also Firage gets auctioned of to the highest bidder around week 3.
Skyfrost wrote on 2020-10-02 10:32:43:
Starrun wrote on 2020-10-02 07:32:22:
okay nonono my guys. Imagine all that, but TOGETHER. Absolute Apocalypse.
Week 0. Staff start sending cryptic messages. So do the deities. Wow, Tidelord's back soon, right? New lore? New modern? New ancient? But the messages are too vague to know for sure.
Week 1. UserUserson is grinding in Coli. Suddenly, the Bumble in the Training Fields drops... the Imperial scroll. UserUserson checks the database. Nothing. They check the front page for updates. Nothing. They file a ticket to Support. Immediately, they get a responce. It says only two words.
"do it."
Now, UserUserson is not a forum person, but they rush immediately to spread the word. "Haha, good photoshop!" - forum chants. Nobody believes poor UserUserson, so in their anger, they slap the Imperial on their progen, a fae named GenericDragon.
The forums are in awe.
Week 2. It's been everywhere. Users all over start getting Imperial scrolls as often as Coli apparel on a good grind. Economy is in shambles. Some people are showered with riches. Some barely have enough cash for food. In just a single week, Flight Rising was separated into two factions - the scrollers and the non-scrollers. Imperials breed like crazy. Imperial scrolls plummet in value, but it's still not enough to support economy.
Then, Roundsey goes live with her newest Raffle! Yay, people think, perhaps the staff will have stuffed something into the prize pool to let the scrollers come down...
...it's 99 booleans, 99 golden idols, 99 bone fiends..
and 99. Accursed. Imperial scrolls.
The forums are an outrage. Poor UserUserson is comprehending what they had started, for they are the first scroller. GenericDragon still sits in their lair. Gen 1 Imperial. Full basic. Proudly glaring at them with their smug Imperial stare.
Week 3. A banner appears on the first page. Tidelord is back! UserUserson is delighted, but the forums surely are not. Everyone is grumpily posting something like "Maybe you should fix the economy first..." or "REMOVE THE IMPERIAL SCROLLS!!!". The Suggestions forum is overflowing with ideas on how to postpone the event until Imperials are eradicated.
That is when UserUserson decides to check out other deities.
They are gone.
Their usual lair pages return errors.
All festival announcements are gone. Except for Wavecrest Saturnalia.
Water flight is dominating.
The forums are wild. Water flight members are now universally hated. Many leave it, out of shame, but many join, for the dom bonuses can at least do something for the shattering economy, breaking under the weight of the new familiars. It doesn't do much. The scrollers, the only ones who have managed to amass the treasure to move, are most of the Water Flight now.
The staff finally comes to say something.
"Do not fear! A new event is coming shortly!"
Nobody is happy.
Week 4. It's been a full month since Flight Rising began to deteriorate. Most non-scrollers have quit. So have some scrollers - what's the fun in a game when you have achieved everything? The three who have managed to get a hold of the KS familiar stacks are nicknamed The Three and revered by the forums.
In fact, there isn't much going on in the forums. Most of them are dead - nobody wants to discuss Flight Rising or trade for rare items when scrollers can already afford the world. Or, in fact, when The Three are holding sway of all things that still hold any value.
UserUserson checks the front page for some hope of fixing this.
Suddenly, a new event is announced.
"Time to spice up the game! The Ultimate Dom Slam is now live!" - the announcement reads. An all-flight dom battle, coordinated by the staff, is out.
Nobody reacts. They know Water will win anyway.
Week 5. Water did win, in fact. Though this surprised no one, almost the entirety of the Flight Rising population has moved to the Tidelord's domain. The other flights are now dead, only inactive players and non-scrollers who didn't get gifts from their generous scroller buddies remaining to play.
UserUserson checks their lair for their past comfort fae GenericDragon. Now, he serves as a grim reminder of how it all started...
Except he doesn't. He's not in his lair at all. None of UserUserson's dragons are.
Instead, some random dragons who all seem to have come from inactive lairs sit in his own...
...along with Tidelord, his maw agape menacingly.
Astounded, UserUserson rushes to the other deities. They are back, but their own lairs each house a single random dragon or two. Instead, the dragon gods are scattered across random users' profiles, some landing in The Three's lairs too.
The Arcanist is exalted as a joke.
The Flameforger is sold on the Auction house for 1 treasure.
The Earthshaker lands in an inactive player's lair.
The Icewarden, The Stormcatcher and The Shadowbinder are in The Three's lairs. Auctions prices for them skyrocket.
The Windsinger is hopping from lair to lair. People in the forums are vaguely entertained by using him as a travel dragon. Some people still remember the lore.
The Plaguebringer is in someone's Coli team.
The Gladekeeper is exchanged for 100 Imperial scrolls. Whoever sells her curses themselves for not adding more digits.
The Tidelord sits in UserUserson's lair, maw open in an unheard cry. For help? Or for mocking the userbase, perhaps?
Curiously, UserUserson checks The Lightweaver, who sits in someone's lair, undisturbed. In her tooltip, they read.
"The Imperials were a mistake that must be rectified."
I FROM ARCANE FLIGHT IS LAUGHING IN PURE CHAOS RIGHT NOW.
I MUST PULL AN NAOMI AND BREAK THE DATABASE TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Do it.
Also Firage gets auctioned of to the highest bidder around week 3.
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To all the fools who would like it.
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To all the fools who would like it.
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I propose for the dominance revamp we do a free for all Dom match with all flights just for fun.
Or imagine a lore event where the dominance flight order is the order the lore is released for each flight.
Or a sudden event like the eye update but it’s imperial scrolls and they disappear like notn chests the next day if you don’t use it.
Or a Boolean for Roundsey.
[quote name="HenryTheArcher" date="2020-10-02 07:18:24" ]
Vial of Scattersight
[/quote]
I was there that fateful few days of the eye update and I can confirm that it was and is still to this day one of the most controversial things on site. And if ever they return I can see the chaos returning with a bitter vengeance over the original issue of their retirement.
I propose for the dominance revamp we do a free for all Dom match with all flights just for fun.
Or imagine a lore event where the dominance flight order is the order the lore is released for each flight.
Or a sudden event like the eye update but it’s imperial scrolls and they disappear like notn chests the next day if you don’t use it.
Or a Boolean for Roundsey.
HenryTheArcher wrote on 2020-10-02 07:18:24:
Vial of Scattersight
I was there that fateful few days of the eye update and I can confirm that it was and is still to this day one of the most controversial things on site. And if ever they return I can see the chaos returning with a bitter vengeance over the original issue of their retirement.
YES
YES YES YES YES
I'm adding all these to Wish's bio and nothing can stop me.
YES
YES YES YES YES
I'm adding all these to Wish's bio and nothing can stop me.
it comes out someone EXALTED THE TIDELORD
it comes out someone EXALTED THE TIDELORD
