[quote name="Inahetalian" date=2016-02-05 18:15:47]
@WhateverTrash
100% sure this is what happens when spaceda cooks.
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This is exactly what happens when Spacedad tries to cook
@CaptainMabe please look at this mess oh my god
Inahetalian wrote on 2016-02-05:
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WhateverTrash
100% sure this is what happens when spaceda cooks.
This is exactly what happens when Spacedad tries to cook
@
CaptainMabe please look at this mess oh my god
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[quote name="WhateverTrash" date=2016-02-05 16:49:20]
LET ME DO THAT "Tag Yourself Meme" BUT WITH THE DEITIES IN A KITCHEN
Flamecaller:
-burns all the food
-sob story because she cant cook
-secretly loves Tidelord's cooking
-adds hotsauce to her cereal
Tidelord:
-doesn't seem like a good cook but is great
-can probably make water taste appetizing if he tried
-always the one to wash the dishes
-adds salt to everything
Icewarden:
-Never had a brainfreeze in his life
-The reason why theres never any ice cream at home
-50 below and he's still eating ice cream
-Icewarden please leave some for the others
Stormcatcher:
-Takes cooking way too seriously
-Make sure no one goofs off
-"You don't microwave a salad!"
-"You are an idiot sandwich."
Gladekeeper:
-proud vegetarian.
-taste tester.
-makes really tropical foods.
-Does a better job at watching over the kitchen, than Stormcatcher
Plaguebringer:
-dont let her cook.
-will probably poison you with her food.
-tries really hard though, so give her some credit.
-Doesn't realize that expiration dates exist.
Windsinger
-eats the cookie dough raw
-constantly stealing samples
-food critique
-the cause of every food fight
Earthshaker:
-that one person who's always helping in the kitchen
-makes the best cookies
-Mom-like cooking
-10/10 could be a cooking teacher
Lightweaver:
-cares more about presentation than taste
-everything must be organic
-is constantly told not to add glitter to the food
-adds glitter anyways
Shadowbinder:
-dyes all the food black
-Shadowmomma thats not good for you
-"shut up I dont care. fite me."
-The food looks good but tastes awful.
Arcanist:
-Owns a lot of cook books but never uses them.
-Microwaved the salad
-Blew up a kitchen once
-For your own safety, please keep him out of the kitchen
Tag yourself, I'm Stormcatcher
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I'm a mixture of Flamemum and Plaguebringer. I love adding spices to things, I tend to burn things, how I've not killed myself with food poisoning I don't know, and I ignore use by/best before dates in favour of the "does it look/smell okay?" method. Oh, and like the Arcanist my cookbooks are all just decorative.
WhateverTrash wrote on 2016-02-05:
LET ME DO THAT "Tag Yourself Meme" BUT WITH THE DEITIES IN A KITCHEN
Flamecaller:
-burns all the food
-sob story because she cant cook
-secretly loves Tidelord's cooking
-adds hotsauce to her cereal
Tidelord:
-doesn't seem like a good cook but is great
-can probably make water taste appetizing if he tried
-always the one to wash the dishes
-adds salt to everything
Icewarden:
-Never had a brainfreeze in his life
-The reason why theres never any ice cream at home
-50 below and he's still eating ice cream
-Icewarden please leave some for the others
Stormcatcher:
-Takes cooking way too seriously
-Make sure no one goofs off
-"You don't microwave a salad!"
-"You are an idiot sandwich."
Gladekeeper:
-proud vegetarian.
-taste tester.
-makes really tropical foods.
-Does a better job at watching over the kitchen, than Stormcatcher
Plaguebringer:
-dont let her cook.
-will probably poison you with her food.
-tries really hard though, so give her some credit.
-Doesn't realize that expiration dates exist.
Windsinger
-eats the cookie dough raw
-constantly stealing samples
-food critique
-the cause of every food fight
Earthshaker:
-that one person who's always helping in the kitchen
-makes the best cookies
-Mom-like cooking
-10/10 could be a cooking teacher
Lightweaver:
-cares more about presentation than taste
-everything must be organic
-is constantly told not to add glitter to the food
-adds glitter anyways
Shadowbinder:
-dyes all the food black
-Shadowmomma thats not good for you
-"shut up I dont care. fite me."
-The food looks good but tastes awful.
Arcanist:
-Owns a lot of cook books but never uses them.
-Microwaved the salad
-Blew up a kitchen once
-For your own safety, please keep him out of the kitchen
Tag yourself, I'm Stormcatcher
I'm a mixture of Flamemum and Plaguebringer. I love adding spices to things, I tend to burn things, how I've not killed myself with food poisoning I don't know, and I ignore use by/best before dates in favour of the "does it look/smell okay?" method. Oh, and like the Arcanist my cookbooks are all just decorative.
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Sunbeam (Wind, level 1)
@
WhateverTrash shadow mama makes the best cookies!
[quote name="WhateverTrash" date=2016-02-05 16:49:20]
LET ME DO THAT "Tag Yourself Meme" BUT WITH THE DEITIES IN A KITCHEN
Flamecaller:
-burns all the food
-sob story because she cant cook
-secretly loves Tidelord's cooking
-adds hotsauce to her cereal
Tidelord:
-doesn't seem like a good cook but is great
-can probably make water taste appetizing if he tried
-always the one to wash the dishes
-adds salt to everything
Icewarden:
-Never had a brainfreeze in his life
-The reason why theres never any ice cream at home
-50 below and he's still eating ice cream
-Icewarden please leave some for the others
Stormcatcher:
-Takes cooking way too seriously
-Make sure no one goofs off
-"You don't microwave a salad!"
-"You are an idiot sandwich."
Gladekeeper:
-proud vegetarian.
-taste tester.
-makes really tropical foods.
-Does a better job at watching over the kitchen, than Stormcatcher
Plaguebringer:
-dont let her cook.
-will probably poison you with her food.
-tries really hard though, so give her some credit.
-Doesn't realize that expiration dates exist.
Windsinger
-eats the cookie dough raw
-constantly stealing samples
-food critique
-the cause of every food fight
Earthshaker:
-that one person who's always helping in the kitchen
-makes the best cookies
-Mom-like cooking
-10/10 could be a cooking teacher
Lightweaver:
-cares more about presentation than taste
-everything must be organic
-is constantly told not to add glitter to the food
-adds glitter anyways
Shadowbinder:
-dyes all the food black
-Shadowmomma thats not good for you
-"shut up I dont care. fite me."
-The food looks good but tastes awful.
Arcanist:
-Owns a lot of cook books but never uses them.
-Microwaved the salad
-Blew up a kitchen once
-For your own safety, please keep him out of the kitchen
Tag yourself, I'm Stormcatcher
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oh good lord i'm the Arcanist LOL @Keera will know all about me and blowing up the kitchen (or setting it on fire hahaha)
WhateverTrash wrote on 2016-02-05:
LET ME DO THAT "Tag Yourself Meme" BUT WITH THE DEITIES IN A KITCHEN
Flamecaller:
-burns all the food
-sob story because she cant cook
-secretly loves Tidelord's cooking
-adds hotsauce to her cereal
Tidelord:
-doesn't seem like a good cook but is great
-can probably make water taste appetizing if he tried
-always the one to wash the dishes
-adds salt to everything
Icewarden:
-Never had a brainfreeze in his life
-The reason why theres never any ice cream at home
-50 below and he's still eating ice cream
-Icewarden please leave some for the others
Stormcatcher:
-Takes cooking way too seriously
-Make sure no one goofs off
-"You don't microwave a salad!"
-"You are an idiot sandwich."
Gladekeeper:
-proud vegetarian.
-taste tester.
-makes really tropical foods.
-Does a better job at watching over the kitchen, than Stormcatcher
Plaguebringer:
-dont let her cook.
-will probably poison you with her food.
-tries really hard though, so give her some credit.
-Doesn't realize that expiration dates exist.
Windsinger
-eats the cookie dough raw
-constantly stealing samples
-food critique
-the cause of every food fight
Earthshaker:
-that one person who's always helping in the kitchen
-makes the best cookies
-Mom-like cooking
-10/10 could be a cooking teacher
Lightweaver:
-cares more about presentation than taste
-everything must be organic
-is constantly told not to add glitter to the food
-adds glitter anyways
Shadowbinder:
-dyes all the food black
-Shadowmomma thats not good for you
-"shut up I dont care. fite me."
-The food looks good but tastes awful.
Arcanist:
-Owns a lot of cook books but never uses them.
-Microwaved the salad
-Blew up a kitchen once
-For your own safety, please keep him out of the kitchen
Tag yourself, I'm Stormcatcher
oh good lord i'm the Arcanist LOL @
Keera will know all about me and blowing up the kitchen (or setting it on fire hahaha)
[quote name="WhateverTrash" date=2016-02-05 16:49:20]
LET ME DO THAT "Tag Yourself Meme" BUT WITH THE DEITIES IN A KITCHEN
Flamecaller:
-burns all the food
-sob story because she cant cook
-secretly loves Tidelord's cooking
-adds hotsauce to her cereal
Tidelord:
-doesn't seem like a good cook but is great
-can probably make water taste appetizing if he tried
-always the one to wash the dishes
-adds salt to everything
Icewarden:
-Never had a brainfreeze in his life
-The reason why theres never any ice cream at home
-50 below and he's still eating ice cream
-Icewarden please leave some for the others
Stormcatcher:
-Takes cooking way too seriously
-Make sure no one goofs off
-"You don't microwave a salad!"
-"You are an idiot sandwich."
Gladekeeper:
-proud vegetarian.
-taste tester.
-makes really tropical foods.
-Does a better job at watching over the kitchen, than Stormcatcher
Plaguebringer:
-dont let her cook.
-will probably poison you with her food.
-tries really hard though, so give her some credit.
-Doesn't realize that expiration dates exist.
Windsinger
-eats the cookie dough raw
-constantly stealing samples
-food critique
-the cause of every food fight
Earthshaker:
-that one person who's always helping in the kitchen
-makes the best cookies
-Mom-like cooking
-10/10 could be a cooking teacher
Lightweaver:
-cares more about presentation than taste
-everything must be organic
-is constantly told not to add glitter to the food
-adds glitter anyways
Shadowbinder:
-dyes all the food black
-Shadowmomma thats not good for you
-"shut up I dont care. fite me."
-The food looks good but tastes awful.
Arcanist:
-Owns a lot of cook books but never uses them.
-Microwaved the salad
-Blew up a kitchen once
-For your own safety, please keep him out of the kitchen
Tag yourself, I'm Stormcatcher
[/quote]
i'm ded all the ded
WhateverTrash wrote on 2016-02-05:
LET ME DO THAT "Tag Yourself Meme" BUT WITH THE DEITIES IN A KITCHEN
Flamecaller:
-burns all the food
-sob story because she cant cook
-secretly loves Tidelord's cooking
-adds hotsauce to her cereal
Tidelord:
-doesn't seem like a good cook but is great
-can probably make water taste appetizing if he tried
-always the one to wash the dishes
-adds salt to everything
Icewarden:
-Never had a brainfreeze in his life
-The reason why theres never any ice cream at home
-50 below and he's still eating ice cream
-Icewarden please leave some for the others
Stormcatcher:
-Takes cooking way too seriously
-Make sure no one goofs off
-"You don't microwave a salad!"
-"You are an idiot sandwich."
Gladekeeper:
-proud vegetarian.
-taste tester.
-makes really tropical foods.
-Does a better job at watching over the kitchen, than Stormcatcher
Plaguebringer:
-dont let her cook.
-will probably poison you with her food.
-tries really hard though, so give her some credit.
-Doesn't realize that expiration dates exist.
Windsinger
-eats the cookie dough raw
-constantly stealing samples
-food critique
-the cause of every food fight
Earthshaker:
-that one person who's always helping in the kitchen
-makes the best cookies
-Mom-like cooking
-10/10 could be a cooking teacher
Lightweaver:
-cares more about presentation than taste
-everything must be organic
-is constantly told not to add glitter to the food
-adds glitter anyways
Shadowbinder:
-dyes all the food black
-Shadowmomma thats not good for you
-"shut up I dont care. fite me."
-The food looks good but tastes awful.
Arcanist:
-Owns a lot of cook books but never uses them.
-Microwaved the salad
-Blew up a kitchen once
-For your own safety, please keep him out of the kitchen
Tag yourself, I'm Stormcatcher
i'm ded all the ded
I reckon I'm most like the Windsinger in both cooking and shopping!
In the kitchen I like to taste the muffin mix, and I give critiques on food. I'm also quite messy and clumsy while cooking, but I still love baking muffins!
As for shopping the shop owners know me as a friendly regular (in my favourite stores) but I'm so like the Lightweaver in the fact I love bookshops and libararies. The library is one of my favourite places to hang out!
I reckon I'm most like the Windsinger in both cooking and shopping!
In the kitchen I like to taste the muffin mix, and I give critiques on food. I'm also quite messy and clumsy while cooking, but I still love baking muffins!
As for shopping the shop owners know me as a friendly regular (in my favourite stores) but I'm so like the Lightweaver in the fact I love bookshops and libararies. The library is one of my favourite places to hang out!
Quetzal - 22 - Any Pronouns - Autistic - GLaDOS fan- Sci-Fi Artist and Writer
DIETIES PLAYING LASERTRON
Arcanist broke his pack
Windsinger is surprisingly good at it, you'd think that he'd be terrible
Stormcatcher roars out orders
Plaguebringer loves the Virus powerup
Gladesinger likes the Healer powerup
Shadowbinder likes the various stealth modes
Earthshaker likes to camp at the base
Lightweaver is just bad at it. Leeroy Jenkins all the way
Icewarden camps as well, but he picks a good spot
Tidelord has no idea what he is doing, but constantly catches Flamecaller and takes his life's away before Flamecaller can get to the other team's base. If they're on the same team Tidelord keeps following Flamecaller and keeps getting both caught by the opposite team
DIETIES PLAYING LASERTRON
Arcanist broke his pack
Windsinger is surprisingly good at it, you'd think that he'd be terrible
Stormcatcher roars out orders
Plaguebringer loves the Virus powerup
Gladesinger likes the Healer powerup
Shadowbinder likes the various stealth modes
Earthshaker likes to camp at the base
Lightweaver is just bad at it. Leeroy Jenkins all the way
Icewarden camps as well, but he picks a good spot
Tidelord has no idea what he is doing, but constantly catches Flamecaller and takes his life's away before Flamecaller can get to the other team's base. If they're on the same team Tidelord keeps following Flamecaller and keeps getting both caught by the opposite team
@
WhateverTrash
I have an idea for you-write about the deities going out at restaurants!
@
WhateverTrash
I have an idea for you-write about the deities going out at restaurants!
Quetzal - 22 - Any Pronouns - Autistic - GLaDOS fan- Sci-Fi Artist and Writer
[quote name="WhateverTrash" date=2016-02-05 21:33:35]
THE DEITIES IN A MALL
Flamecaller:
-doesnt leave the incense shops
-takes the longest in the stores
-accidentally burns breaks items and has to pay for them
-usually the one forced to come shopping
Tidelord:
-Likes to visit the pet store.
-Is always with the fishes.
-Once took a lot of hermit crabs out of their tanks and placed them on the floor, telling them to be free
-Guess who's banned from the pet store now
Icewarden:
-Wont go into a store unless its air conditioned.
-Buys everyone ice cream after a day of shopping.
-Likes to buy woolly sweaters.
-Got stuck in a revolving door once.
Stormcatcher:
-Treats shopping like a battle plan.
-Will freak out if theirs a sudden black out, then turn into a general, telling everyone not to panic.
-Constantly reminds employees to "GET TO WORK"
-You have to drag him out from the electronics store.
Gladekeeper:
-GREEN HOUSE BEST HOUSE
-Refuses to eat any food from the food court.
-Window shopper.
-Bothers the custodian to use 'eco-friendly' cleaning supplies
Plaguebringer:
-Person who hates to admit that you could find them the most in the bookstore.
-Would be that one employee to accidentally take your order wrong
-Honest shopping friend who tells you what something looks like on you.
-Scares little kids without trying and hates it.
Windsinger
-Employee who plays more than they work
-Buys the weirdest things
-doesnt ever use those things
-everyone loves him and he is a regular in every store
Earthshaker:
-Probably the custodian
-Really nice employee who gives you discounts for no reason.
-Always smiling in a non-creepy way.
-just really nice and makes everyones day 1000% better
Lightweaver:
-Employee who has no idea what they're doing
-Breaks something and tries to hide it.
-Can stare at the same item for almost an hour
-Practically lives in the book store.
Shadowbinder:
-sits at a table reading the newspaper
-2 hours later and they're still there
-That person who looks really shady but is really nice.
-whopps looks like they accidentally stole an item, now to panic.
Arcanist:
-blows his money away on impulse purchases.
-why does he have so much money, can I have some????
-That one really weird employee who watches you every second
-That little kid who is constantly screaming
Tag yourself, I'm Lightweaver
[/quote]
oH MY GOD IM A FUSION OF LIGHTWEAVER AND ARCANIST
WhateverTrash wrote on 2016-02-05:
THE DEITIES IN A MALL
Flamecaller:
-doesnt leave the incense shops
-takes the longest in the stores
-accidentally burns breaks items and has to pay for them
-usually the one forced to come shopping
Tidelord:
-Likes to visit the pet store.
-Is always with the fishes.
-Once took a lot of hermit crabs out of their tanks and placed them on the floor, telling them to be free
-Guess who's banned from the pet store now
Icewarden:
-Wont go into a store unless its air conditioned.
-Buys everyone ice cream after a day of shopping.
-Likes to buy woolly sweaters.
-Got stuck in a revolving door once.
Stormcatcher:
-Treats shopping like a battle plan.
-Will freak out if theirs a sudden black out, then turn into a general, telling everyone not to panic.
-Constantly reminds employees to "GET TO WORK"
-You have to drag him out from the electronics store.
Gladekeeper:
-GREEN HOUSE BEST HOUSE
-Refuses to eat any food from the food court.
-Window shopper.
-Bothers the custodian to use 'eco-friendly' cleaning supplies
Plaguebringer:
-Person who hates to admit that you could find them the most in the bookstore.
-Would be that one employee to accidentally take your order wrong
-Honest shopping friend who tells you what something looks like on you.
-Scares little kids without trying and hates it.
Windsinger
-Employee who plays more than they work
-Buys the weirdest things
-doesnt ever use those things
-everyone loves him and he is a regular in every store
Earthshaker:
-Probably the custodian
-Really nice employee who gives you discounts for no reason.
-Always smiling in a non-creepy way.
-just really nice and makes everyones day 1000% better
Lightweaver:
-Employee who has no idea what they're doing
-Breaks something and tries to hide it.
-Can stare at the same item for almost an hour
-Practically lives in the book store.
Shadowbinder:
-sits at a table reading the newspaper
-2 hours later and they're still there
-That person who looks really shady but is really nice.
-whopps looks like they accidentally stole an item, now to panic.
Arcanist:
-blows his money away on impulse purchases.
-why does he have so much money, can I have some????
-That one really weird employee who watches you every second
-That little kid who is constantly screaming
Tag yourself, I'm Lightweaver
oH MY GOD IM A FUSION OF LIGHTWEAVER AND ARCANIST