WhateverTrash wrote on 2016-02-05:
LET ME DO THAT "Tag Yourself Meme" BUT WITH THE DEITIES IN A KITCHEN
Flamecaller:
-burns all the food
-sob story because she cant cook
-secretly loves Tidelord's cooking
-adds hotsauce to her cereal
Tidelord:
-doesn't seem like a good cook but is great
-can probably make water taste appetizing if he tried
-always the one to wash the dishes
-adds salt to everything
Icewarden:
-Never had a brainfreeze in his life
-The reason why theres never any ice cream at home
-50 below and he's still eating ice cream
-Icewarden please leave some for the others
Stormcatcher:
-Takes cooking way too seriously
-Make sure no one goofs off
-"You don't microwave a salad!"
-"You are an idiot sandwich."
Gladekeeper:
-proud vegetarian.
-taste tester.
-makes really tropical foods.
-Does a better job at watching over the kitchen, than Stormcatcher
Plaguebringer:
-dont let her cook.
-will probably poison you with her food.
-tries really hard though, so give her some credit.
-Doesn't realize that expiration dates exist.
Windsinger
-eats the cookie dough raw
-constantly stealing samples
-food critique
-the cause of every food fight
Earthshaker:
-that one person who's always helping in the kitchen
-makes the best cookies
-Mom-like cooking
-10/10 could be a cooking teacher
Lightweaver:
-cares more about presentation than taste
-everything must be organic
-is constantly told not to add glitter to the food
-adds glitter anyways
Shadowbinder:
-dyes all the food black
-Shadowmomma thats not good for you
-"shut up I dont care. fite me."
-The food looks good but tastes awful.
Arcanist:
-Owns a lot of cook books but never uses them.
-Microwaved the salad
-Blew up a kitchen once
-For your own safety, please keep him out of the kitchen
Tag yourself, I'm Stormcatcher
Flamecaller:
-burns all the food
-sob story because she cant cook
-secretly loves Tidelord's cooking
-adds hotsauce to her cereal
Tidelord:
-doesn't seem like a good cook but is great
-can probably make water taste appetizing if he tried
-always the one to wash the dishes
-adds salt to everything
Icewarden:
-Never had a brainfreeze in his life
-The reason why theres never any ice cream at home
-50 below and he's still eating ice cream
-Icewarden please leave some for the others
Stormcatcher:
-Takes cooking way too seriously
-Make sure no one goofs off
-"You don't microwave a salad!"
-"You are an idiot sandwich."
Gladekeeper:
-proud vegetarian.
-taste tester.
-makes really tropical foods.
-Does a better job at watching over the kitchen, than Stormcatcher
Plaguebringer:
-dont let her cook.
-will probably poison you with her food.
-tries really hard though, so give her some credit.
-Doesn't realize that expiration dates exist.
Windsinger
-eats the cookie dough raw
-constantly stealing samples
-food critique
-the cause of every food fight
Earthshaker:
-that one person who's always helping in the kitchen
-makes the best cookies
-Mom-like cooking
-10/10 could be a cooking teacher
Lightweaver:
-cares more about presentation than taste
-everything must be organic
-is constantly told not to add glitter to the food
-adds glitter anyways
Shadowbinder:
-dyes all the food black
-Shadowmomma thats not good for you
-"shut up I dont care. fite me."
-The food looks good but tastes awful.
Arcanist:
-Owns a lot of cook books but never uses them.
-Microwaved the salad
-Blew up a kitchen once
-For your own safety, please keep him out of the kitchen
Tag yourself, I'm Stormcatcher
Windsinger, I mean dat cookie dough tastes so good tho, also like I will steal all your foods.
Quote:
THE DEITIES IN A MALL
Flamecaller:
-doesnt leave the incense shops
-takes the longest in the stores
-accidentally burns breaks items and has to pay for them
-usually the one forced to come shopping
Tidelord:
-Likes to visit the pet store.
-Is always with the fishes.
-Once took a lot of hermit crabs out of their tanks and placed them on the floor, telling them to be free
-Guess who's banned from the pet store now
Icewarden:
-Wont go into a store unless its air conditioned.
-Buys everyone ice cream after a day of shopping.
-Likes to buy woolly sweaters.
-Got stuck in a revolving door once.
Stormcatcher:
-Treats shopping like a battle plan.
-Will freak out if theirs a sudden black out, then turn into a general, telling everyone not to panic.
-Constantly reminds employees to "GET TO WORK"
-You have to drag him out from the electronics store.
Gladekeeper:
-GREEN HOUSE BEST HOUSE
-Refuses to eat any food from the food court.
-Window shopper.
-Bothers the custodian to use 'eco-friendly' cleaning supplies
Plaguebringer:
-Person who hates to admit that you could find them the most in the bookstore.
-Would be that one employee to accidentally take your order wrong
-Honest shopping friend who tells you what something looks like on you.
-Scares little kids without trying and hates it.
Windsinger
-Employee who plays more than they work
-Buys the weirdest things
-doesnt ever use those things
-everyone loves him and he is a regular in every store
Earthshaker:
-Probably the custodian
-Really nice employee who gives you discounts for no reason.
-Always smiling in a non-creepy way.
-just really nice and makes everyones day 1000% better
Lightweaver:
-Employee who has no idea what they're doing
-Breaks something and tries to hide it.
-Can stare at the same item for almost an hour
-Practically lives in the book store.
Shadowbinder:
-sits at a table reading the newspaper
-2 hours later and they're still there
-That person who looks really shady but is really nice.
-whopps looks like they accidentally stole an item, now to panic.
Arcanist:
-blows his money away on impulse purchases.
-why does he have so much money, can I have some????
-That one really weird employee who watches you every second
-That little kid who is constantly screaming
Tag yourself, I'm Lightweaver
Flamecaller:
-doesnt leave the incense shops
-takes the longest in the stores
-accidentally burns breaks items and has to pay for them
-usually the one forced to come shopping
Tidelord:
-Likes to visit the pet store.
-Is always with the fishes.
-Once took a lot of hermit crabs out of their tanks and placed them on the floor, telling them to be free
-Guess who's banned from the pet store now
Icewarden:
-Wont go into a store unless its air conditioned.
-Buys everyone ice cream after a day of shopping.
-Likes to buy woolly sweaters.
-Got stuck in a revolving door once.
Stormcatcher:
-Treats shopping like a battle plan.
-Will freak out if theirs a sudden black out, then turn into a general, telling everyone not to panic.
-Constantly reminds employees to "GET TO WORK"
-You have to drag him out from the electronics store.
Gladekeeper:
-GREEN HOUSE BEST HOUSE
-Refuses to eat any food from the food court.
-Window shopper.
-Bothers the custodian to use 'eco-friendly' cleaning supplies
Plaguebringer:
-Person who hates to admit that you could find them the most in the bookstore.
-Would be that one employee to accidentally take your order wrong
-Honest shopping friend who tells you what something looks like on you.
-Scares little kids without trying and hates it.
Windsinger
-Employee who plays more than they work
-Buys the weirdest things
-doesnt ever use those things
-everyone loves him and he is a regular in every store
Earthshaker:
-Probably the custodian
-Really nice employee who gives you discounts for no reason.
-Always smiling in a non-creepy way.
-just really nice and makes everyones day 1000% better
Lightweaver:
-Employee who has no idea what they're doing
-Breaks something and tries to hide it.
-Can stare at the same item for almost an hour
-Practically lives in the book store.
Shadowbinder:
-sits at a table reading the newspaper
-2 hours later and they're still there
-That person who looks really shady but is really nice.
-whopps looks like they accidentally stole an item, now to panic.
Arcanist:
-blows his money away on impulse purchases.
-why does he have so much money, can I have some????
-That one really weird employee who watches you every second
-That little kid who is constantly screaming
Tag yourself, I'm Lightweaver
A bit Flamecaller and a bit Plaguebringer.
Quote:
THE DEITIES IN A RESTAURANT!
Flamecaller:
-Chef who always makes over cooked food
-Orders spicy food
-Cant pronounce most menu items.
Tidelord:
-Accidentally spills water everywhere.
-That one person to go to the washroom and comes back crying because the toilot got plugged and now the washroom is flooding.
-Orders seafood. Always.
Icewarden:
-Surprisingly always has room for dessert.
-Orders the most unique items on the menu.
-That grumpy looking employee who looks like he wants to go home already.
Stormcatcher:
-Is that a hair in his food???
-Prepared to be sued because proper work ethics were not at use here.
-"sTOP SLACKING OFF AND GIVE ME MY FOOD"
Gladekeeper:
-Politely asks for the vegetarian menu
-Probably hit on by a lot of the employee's.
-That one employee that makes their day 100% better because Gladekeeper is on shift and that is a great blessing to have.
Plaguebringer:
-Customer arriving at 2am.
-Are they running from the cops or something???
-Nah, just really hungry and couldn't sleep because her food is expired.
Windsinger
-Little kid who demands the workers sing them happy birthday
-That overly cheerful employee who's actually just really confused
-Waiter who's practically dancing as they bring you your food.
Earthshaker:
-Friendly old man in the corner booth.
-Regular and everyone knows what he wants to order because its always the same thing.
-Gives you a big tip because he loves you.
Lightweaver:
-Is that the light from the heavns as they bring you your food?
-Yes, yes it is.
-Will give you a discount if they think you're cute.
Shadowbinder:
-Shady looking person coming in at 4am
-will probably tip you if you dont question her morals
-Likes to order the "Deal Of The Day" because she is secretly a cheapskate
Arcanist:
-Guy who accidentally walks into the kitchen while trying to find the washrooms
-Eats more dessert than actual food
-Once or twice he forgot to pay on the way out but nobody really minds.
Tag yourself, I'm Icewarden.
Flamecaller:
-Chef who always makes over cooked food
-Orders spicy food
-Cant pronounce most menu items.
Tidelord:
-Accidentally spills water everywhere.
-That one person to go to the washroom and comes back crying because the toilot got plugged and now the washroom is flooding.
-Orders seafood. Always.
Icewarden:
-Surprisingly always has room for dessert.
-Orders the most unique items on the menu.
-That grumpy looking employee who looks like he wants to go home already.
Stormcatcher:
-Is that a hair in his food???
-Prepared to be sued because proper work ethics were not at use here.
-"sTOP SLACKING OFF AND GIVE ME MY FOOD"
Gladekeeper:
-Politely asks for the vegetarian menu
-Probably hit on by a lot of the employee's.
-That one employee that makes their day 100% better because Gladekeeper is on shift and that is a great blessing to have.
Plaguebringer:
-Customer arriving at 2am.
-Are they running from the cops or something???
-Nah, just really hungry and couldn't sleep because her food is expired.
Windsinger
-Little kid who demands the workers sing them happy birthday
-That overly cheerful employee who's actually just really confused
-Waiter who's practically dancing as they bring you your food.
Earthshaker:
-Friendly old man in the corner booth.
-Regular and everyone knows what he wants to order because its always the same thing.
-Gives you a big tip because he loves you.
Lightweaver:
-Is that the light from the heavns as they bring you your food?
-Yes, yes it is.
-Will give you a discount if they think you're cute.
Shadowbinder:
-Shady looking person coming in at 4am
-will probably tip you if you dont question her morals
-Likes to order the "Deal Of The Day" because she is secretly a cheapskate
Arcanist:
-Guy who accidentally walks into the kitchen while trying to find the washrooms
-Eats more dessert than actual food
-Once or twice he forgot to pay on the way out but nobody really minds.
Tag yourself, I'm Icewarden.
Bit Tidelord, bit Icewarden. xD
WhateverTrash wrote on 2016-02-28:
THE DEITIES .GIF REACTIONS TO BEING TOLD SCHOOL IS CANCELLED
Flamecaller:
Tidelord:
Icewarden:
Stormcatcher:
Gladekeeper:
Plaguebringer:
Windsinger
Earthshaker:
Lightweaver:
Shadowbinder:
Arcanist:
TAG URSELF IM SHADOW BINDER
I'm so Earthshaker.
