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... I don't get it. I know sodden has something to do with being wet, but what does "sudden death" have to do with sports?
... I don't get it. I know sodden has something to do with being wet, but what does "sudden death" have to do with sports?
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@Fil A sudden death in sports is for a tie. The first team to score wins.
@Fil A sudden death in sports is for a tie. The first team to score wins.
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[quote name="OcarinaRuler" date="2018-04-19 05:30:15" ]
@/Fil A sudden death in sports is for a tie. The first team to score wins.
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Ahh that explains it!
OcarinaRuler wrote on 2018-04-19 05:30:15:
@/Fil A sudden death in sports is for a tie. The first team to score wins.
Ahh that explains it!
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April 20 - Joke of the Day
Things to keep your sanity:
1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7. skip rather than walk
8. don't use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name: rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "I won, I won!"
13. when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
- submitted by DragonSeeker
Things to keep your sanity:
1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7. skip rather than walk
8. don't use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name: rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "I won, I won!"
13. when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
- submitted by DragonSeeker
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Quote:
April 20 - Joke of the Day
Things to keep your sanity:
1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7. skip rather than walk
8. don't use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name: rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "I won, I won!"
13. when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
- submitted by DragonSeeker
Things to keep your sanity:
1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7. skip rather than walk
8. don't use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name: rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "I won, I won!"
13. when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
- submitted by DragonSeeker
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*wheeze* as hilarious as these are I would get in souch trouble lol
*wheeze* as hilarious as these are I would get in souch trouble lol
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avid roleplayer ~ just doin my best
attempting at arting ~ i had a void era
cat and snake owner ~ transgender mess
0 hours+ FR time ~ no longer active on the daily- pings usually answered!
"thank you Craig for ratting us out"
@LaughingZuru
I've actually had plenty of times where I lost my sanity...from being indoors too long. But then again, there's not much else a person could do when they're not feeling the greatest.
I've actually had plenty of times where I lost my sanity...from being indoors too long. But then again, there's not much else a person could do when they're not feeling the greatest.
@LaughingZuru
I've actually had plenty of times where I lost my sanity...from being indoors too long. But then again, there's not much else a person could do when they're not feeling the greatest.
I've actually had plenty of times where I lost my sanity...from being indoors too long. But then again, there's not much else a person could do when they're not feeling the greatest.
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