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Deoxtri
My dog's sitting near me and he for sure thinks that Imma crazy xD but I can't stop this web took my soul lol
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Deoxtri
My dog's sitting near me and he for sure thinks that Imma crazy xD but I can't stop this web took my soul lol
Saw this one on Tumblr...
Which country has the highest population?
Ireland, it's Dublin every year!
Saw this one on Tumblr...
Which country has the highest population?
Ireland, it's Dublin every year!
@
Kryptica im crying thank you for all these sweet cat jokes ;-;
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Kryptica im crying thank you for all these sweet cat jokes ;-;
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usd art shop
Hi my namy is Alú and i am a mess
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VeiledOverdose
how do you unfollow someone on flightrising
iagoighadhgadiloveit
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VeiledOverdose
how do you unfollow someone on flightrising
iagoighadhgadiloveit
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usd art shop
Hi my namy is Alú and i am a mess
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ChaoticGlub
knock knock
who's there
dishes
dishes who
dishes a bad joke
why did the fae cross the road?
because it was tied to the chicken.
if the gladekeeper went to a disco wouldn't she be called glamkeeper?
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ChaoticGlub
knock knock
who's there
dishes
dishes who
dishes a bad joke
why did the fae cross the road?
because it was tied to the chicken.
if the gladekeeper went to a disco wouldn't she be called glamkeeper?
WHY DID THE FAE CROSS THE ROAD
IM CRYING IS WONDERFUL
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clw23
WHY DID THE FAE CROSS THE ROAD
IM CRYING IS WONDERFUL
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clw23
+4fr time -->
usd art shop
Hi my namy is Alú and i am a mess
Oh my gosh that's such a great idea! I might just need a bad joke derg myself!
Neon walks into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here."
Neon does not react.
I went to the zoo the other day, but they only had one animal. A dog.
It was a shih-tzu
(only works if you read it aloud)
Why couldn't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
Special offer! Buy a proton and get a neutron,
Free of charge!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?
"Bi - son!"
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't Helium, and you can't Curium, you've got to Barium
Oh my gosh that's such a great idea! I might just need a bad joke derg myself!
Neon walks into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here."
Neon does not react.
I went to the zoo the other day, but they only had one animal. A dog.
It was a shih-tzu
(only works if you read it aloud)
Why couldn't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
Special offer! Buy a proton and get a neutron,
Free of charge!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?
"Bi - son!"
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't Helium, and you can't Curium, you've got to Barium
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ChaoticGlub
whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean
*plays some sick air guitar*
what does air say to you before you go to bed?
good nitrogen, sleep tightrogen, dont let the bed bugs bitrogen
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ChaoticGlub
whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean
*plays some sick air guitar*
what does air say to you before you go to bed?
good nitrogen, sleep tightrogen, dont let the bed bugs bitrogen
Hmm, no one seems to have posted any other dragons, which is a crime >:O
So here's a fan dragon that canonically likes puns
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He also likes coffee
So here are some coffee puns/jokes
"Words can not espresso how much you bean to me"
"I like you a latte"
A man accidentally steps on a broken coffee cup, and says "Well, I guess I'm on coffee break now!"
"It's a brew-tiful day today!"
Complimentary coffee: You look great!
Hmm, no one seems to have posted any other dragons, which is a crime >:O
So here's a fan dragon that canonically likes puns
He also likes coffee
So here are some coffee puns/jokes
"Words can not espresso how much you bean to me"
"I like you a latte"
A man accidentally steps on a broken coffee cup, and says "Well, I guess I'm on coffee break now!"
"It's a brew-tiful day today!"
Complimentary coffee: You look great!
Wana here my pizza joke?
Nah. It might be to chezzy.
Wana here my pizza joke?
Nah. It might be to chezzy.
Boo 
he/him 
um,, hi lol 
