Okay, this took so long:
"Hey, you are on a rock floating in space. Pretty cool huh?Some of its water. F it, actually most of its water. You can't even get here to there without buying a boat. Its sad. I'm sad. I miss you".
"How did this happen?"
A long time ago, actually never, and also now, noting is nowhere. when? Never. Makes sense right? Like I said, noting was never anywhere. That's why it's been everywhere. Its been so everywhere you don't need a where. You don't even need when. That's how every it gets.
...
Forget this, I wanna be something, go somewhere, do something, I want things to change. I want to invent time and space. And i know its possible because everything is here, and it probably already happened. i just don't know when to start. And that's exactly where it started.
Oh, I paused it. I think there's a universe now. What's it made of?
"Quarks and Stuff!"
Aa, that's a thing! In a place! Don't like it? Try a different place at a different Time. Try to stick together, because the word is gonna get bigger, and emptier.
But its not empty yet, it's still very full, and about a kjghpillion degrees.
About no seconds later
Great news! the quarks are now happily married in groups of three, called a Proton or a Neutron. And there is something else flying around too, but can't because its still too HOT
About 10 seconds later
Great news! The protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other! Some of them even doubled up!
about 380, 000 years later
Great news, the electrons have now joined in. Congratulations! the world is now-
a bunch of gas in space. But its getting closer together.
10 million years later
and its getting closer together
500 million years later
and its getting closer togeth*BUM* Its a STAR! New stuff just got made! Some stars burn out and die. Bigger stars burn and die with passion, and makes some brand new, way crazier stuff
"Space Dust!"
Which allows new and more interesting stars to be made, and then die, and then explode to
"Even crazier Space Dust!"
So now stars have cool stuff around them, like rocks, ice and funny clouds which can make some very interesting things, like this ball of flaming rocks, for example. Oh no, we just got hit another ball of flaming rocks! And it kinda made a mess, which is how the Moon.
Weather update, its raining rocks from outer space!
Weather update, those rock might have had water inside them and not there's hot steam in the sky
Weather update, cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava
Weather update, Its raining.
SEVERE FLOODING ALERT
The entire world is now an ocean. Volcano alert.
"That's land"
What!?!
"Something's alive in the Ocean!"
Oh cool, like a plant or an animal? No! A microscopic speck. It lives at a bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup which is being served hot and fresh, being made from gnarly space ingredients leftovers of what was raining rocks or whatever"
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