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[center][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=28155300] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/281554/28155300_350.png[/img] [/url] Meet plaguemomma. My goal is to write as many bad jokes as possible [s]in her bio[/s]. And I'd love some help! Share with me [b]THE GOD OF BAD JOKES[/b] from your lair![/center] No need to ping me >;3c Feel free to read the bad jokes i have so far.. they are really terrible

Bumping cause i want people to share dragons who make bad jokes ;-;

I don't have any dragons that tell bad jokes. I don't really have any dragons that tell jokes more than the next one either... Haven't really thought about it xD
But here's a good website for you xD
http://niceonedad.com/

My hatchery's theme is 50% terrible wordplay but I don't have any lore dragons that tell bad jokes. I must fix this. Here is a joke for you though:

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

@Deoxtri IM CRYING IS PERFECT
@bisexuwhalei lauged more than i should

Oh.
Wow.

I read her whole bio.

Trying not to laugh now.

@Windshear
everytime i feel sad i read her bio and then i just can't stop laughing i love bad jokes they are the best soBS

@ChaoticGlub I think I've got a few, though I'm not sure if these are quite what you're looking for. Might as well post them anyway! Some of them are a bit longer;

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

3 boys are having a contest to see who can throw the highest. They use a mud pile and a brick to judge. The first throws his brick and makes a 1 foot deep hole, the second throws his brick and makes a 2 feet deep hole. The third throws his brick and it never comes down.

A man is traveling and wants to bring his parrot, but can only afford a nonsmoking, no pets allowed airline. He buys the ticket anyway and smuggles the parrot in. Mid-flight, the pilot, who was smoking, finds the mans parrot. They fight, and the pilot throws the parrot out of the plane, and the man throws the pilot's cigarette out too. When the pilot comes back he finds the parrot on his window. Guess what it was holding. The brick.

How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge, shove it in, and close the door.
How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door, take the giraffe out, shove the elephant in and close the door.
All of the animals are at a meeting, who's not there? The elephant, he's in the fridge.

I was gonna tell you a joke about pizza, but I decided that it was too cheesy.

Wanna hear about something dirty? Two pigs rolled in some mud.

I've got some groaners for ya...

How to you make an orange laugh? You tickle it's navel~ (navel oranges)

If you throw a pumpkin up into the air, it'll come down squash.

What color is a burp? Burple!

How kind of horse is that on the back of the United States "Delaware" state quarter? A quarter horse.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I wondered why that baseball was getting bigger. And then it it me. o.o