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-A bogsneak approaches, dusty suit jacket hanging off his narrow shoulders. When he speaks, his voice is flat and nasally.-
"Thank you. My name is Heironomous Smith and I will be your Lore captain for the day." He paused and clears his throat in an awkward, drawn out cough. "Pardon me. As I was saying. Welcome to the 1st annual Lore and Gossip Syndicate, or L.A.G.S. for short. At today's meeting, we will introduce ourselves and go around the table, sharing what we know about Sorneith's conspiracy theories."

-He clears his throat again as people file out of the room. When Heiromymous bends over, hands on his knees, there are only a few people left in the room. He tumbles forward and stands with a flourish. A stylish fae now stands in his place, cane in hand.-

"Are they gone? Good. Now, come with me. I have things to show you."




Flight Rising Occult Gossip

Welcome to the Flight Rising Occult Gossip Group, also known as F.R.O.G.G. Got some juicy gossip about some of our favourite shop owners? Have a theory as to why your most despised enemy, the glow mouse, keeps showing up in the training grounds? Or maybe you're trying to hunt down the elusive and possibly non existent river muck?

Well you're in luck!

Here at F.R.O.G.G we have all of that and more! From training guides and theories on the universe, to totally scientifically accurate information on the world around us.




DISCLAIMER THIS IS A FUN CONSPIRACY THEORY THREAD JUST FOR MAKING JOKES ABOUT THE NPCS/DRAGONS ON THE SITE. EVERYTHING HERE IS JUST FOR FUN, AND NOT INTENDED FOR INSULTING THE DRAGONS OR FIGHTING OTHERS OVER IT. FUN TIMES ONLY.


whispers...are they gone? They are? Are you sure? ok...ok good.

.......

THIS IS SERIOUS THEY'RE OUT THERE PROTECT YOURSELVES WE ARE ALL IN A SIMULATION!!!



If you are reading this you have clearly ignored the warning signs, and are now too deep into the rabbit hole to escape.

Welcome to F.R.O.G.G.



Welcome to F.R.O.G.G, here we share some of our craziest theory's on the FR NPCs, deity's, familiars etc. Do you have a far fetched crazy head cannon? Share it here! Got a crazy idea on how different parts of the site work? Share it here! Want to vent about how the river muck is impossible to get? Share it here! We are a satire newsgroup of sorts, made to have fun and laugh at some of our craziest ideas. Just remember to be respectful to everyone, and have fun!



Big thank you to Penguinball for the green section of this intro! I owe you one <3

We also have a discord server now!


-A bogsneak approaches, dusty suit jacket hanging off his narrow shoulders. When he speaks, his voice is flat and nasally.-
"Thank you. My name is Heironomous Smith and I will be your Lore captain for the day." He paused and clears his throat in an awkward, drawn out cough. "Pardon me. As I was saying. Welcome to the 1st annual Lore and Gossip Syndicate, or L.A.G.S. for short. At today's meeting, we will introduce ourselves and go around the table, sharing what we know about Sorneith's conspiracy theories."

-He clears his throat again as people file out of the room. When Heiromymous bends over, hands on his knees, there are only a few people left in the room. He tumbles forward and stands with a flourish. A stylish fae now stands in his place, cane in hand.-

"Are they gone? Good. Now, come with me. I have things to show you."




Flight Rising Occult Gossip

Welcome to the Flight Rising Occult Gossip Group, also known as F.R.O.G.G. Got some juicy gossip about some of our favourite shop owners? Have a theory as to why your most despised enemy, the glow mouse, keeps showing up in the training grounds? Or maybe you're trying to hunt down the elusive and possibly non existent river muck?

Well you're in luck!

Here at F.R.O.G.G we have all of that and more! From training guides and theories on the universe, to totally scientifically accurate information on the world around us.




DISCLAIMER THIS IS A FUN CONSPIRACY THEORY THREAD JUST FOR MAKING JOKES ABOUT THE NPCS/DRAGONS ON THE SITE. EVERYTHING HERE IS JUST FOR FUN, AND NOT INTENDED FOR INSULTING THE DRAGONS OR FIGHTING OTHERS OVER IT. FUN TIMES ONLY.


whispers...are they gone? They are? Are you sure? ok...ok good.

.......

THIS IS SERIOUS THEY'RE OUT THERE PROTECT YOURSELVES WE ARE ALL IN A SIMULATION!!!



If you are reading this you have clearly ignored the warning signs, and are now too deep into the rabbit hole to escape.

Welcome to F.R.O.G.G.



Welcome to F.R.O.G.G, here we share some of our craziest theory's on the FR NPCs, deity's, familiars etc. Do you have a far fetched crazy head cannon? Share it here! Got a crazy idea on how different parts of the site work? Share it here! Want to vent about how the river muck is impossible to get? Share it here! We are a satire newsgroup of sorts, made to have fun and laugh at some of our craziest ideas. Just remember to be respectful to everyone, and have fun!



Big thank you to Penguinball for the green section of this intro! I owe you one <3

We also have a discord server now!


Founder of F.R.O.G.G

If it’s in my active purge tab, take them. I want them gone.
-Salix subscribes to this newspaper-
-Salix subscribes to this newspaper-
[center][size=4][Color=Green][b][u]Meet the Crew[/u][/b][/size][/center] [center] [size=4][u][b].:Founder:.[/b][/u] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/50709578][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/507096/50709578p.png[/img][/url] [b]Contributions to company:[/b] None. She created the newspaper agency and then vanished. She occasionally pops in to scream about new gossip and discovery's, and then disappears again. We need funding. Our building is about to be repurposed. Please come back. Please. [u][b].:Chief Editor:.[/b][/u] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/52581081][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/525811/52581081p.png[/img][/url] [b]Contributions to company:[/b] Publishes News Articles and Responds To Public Backlash. [u][b].:Travers:.[/b][/u] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/9171763][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/91718/9171763p.png[/img][/url] [b]Contributions to company:[/b] Looks after Bob, the mascot. [/center]
Meet the Crew

.:Founder:.
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Contributions to company: None. She created the newspaper agency and then vanished. She occasionally pops in to scream about new gossip and discovery's, and then disappears again. We need funding. Our building is about to be repurposed. Please come back. Please.

.:Chief Editor:.
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Contributions to company: Publishes News Articles and Responds To Public Backlash.

.:Travers:.
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Contributions to company: Looks after Bob, the mascot.



Founder of F.R.O.G.G

If it’s in my active purge tab, take them. I want them gone.
Index
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Founder of F.R.O.G.G

If it’s in my active purge tab, take them. I want them gone.
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Founder of F.R.O.G.G

If it’s in my active purge tab, take them. I want them gone.
Memes And Fan Contributions


Memes And Fan Contributions




Founder of F.R.O.G.G

If it’s in my active purge tab, take them. I want them gone.
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REASON: THIS DRAGON HAS BROKEN INTO THE FACILITY ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS TO STEAL OUR NEWSPAPERS AND USE THEM AS CRICKET FOOD. THEY HAVE RANSACKED OUR FRIDGES, DRAWN ON THE WALLS, AND SET FIRE TO OUR POOR OFFICE (paper cut out)MASCOT BOB THINKING HE WOULD, AND WE QOUTE "TURN TO LIQUID GOLD." SHE IS UNHINGED. PLEASE CONTACT POLICE IF SEEN ON SITE.



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SALIX(??)
REASON: WE DONT TRUST HER. SHE APPEARED ON OUR FRONT DOORSTEP DEMANDING TO SUBSCRIBE AS SOON AS WE BOUGHT THE BUILDING. WE DONT KNOW WHICH ONE IS THE REAL SALIX. PLEASE DO NOT ENGA-

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REASON: He Knows Why.



Founder of F.R.O.G.G

If it’s in my active purge tab, take them. I want them gone.
What Appears In Our Newspaper:

- Conspiracy Corner -
Theories and rumours relating to dragons in Sorienth, strange phenomena, and more

- Cauldron Wars -
Who can brew the fastest and weirdest things without Baldwin knowing

- Help Wanted -
Locals advertising for jobs they need done

- Letters To The Bogsneak -
Our lovely bogsneak Holt reads and responds to viewers questions!

- Sports -
The latest news on sports events and competitions held within Sorienth

- Fun Facts -
..Really? Who Approved of this?!

What Appears In Our Newspaper:

- Conspiracy Corner -
Theories and rumours relating to dragons in Sorienth, strange phenomena, and more

- Cauldron Wars -
Who can brew the fastest and weirdest things without Baldwin knowing

- Help Wanted -
Locals advertising for jobs they need done

- Letters To The Bogsneak -
Our lovely bogsneak Holt reads and responds to viewers questions!

- Sports -
The latest news on sports events and competitions held within Sorienth

- Fun Facts -
..Really? Who Approved of this?!



Founder of F.R.O.G.G

If it’s in my active purge tab, take them. I want them gone.
*Octavius slamming the subscribing button repeatedly*
*Octavius slams HeckJrVIII and PandoraOhNo's heads repeatedly on the button*
*Octavius slamming the subscribing button repeatedly*
*Octavius slams HeckJrVIII and PandoraOhNo's heads repeatedly on the button*
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Tune in for our new article, coming soon!


Founder of F.R.O.G.G

If it’s in my active purge tab, take them. I want them gone.
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