hello big boy jenkins can you give me lore for 2 random dragons from my lair? :3c no hibden or arrivals tab pls tho
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hello big boy jenkins can you give me lore for 2 random dragons from my lair? :3c no hibden or arrivals tab pls tho
[center]jenkins can you lore my pride juggalo.
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OMG hello everyone
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@wishwosh
Colin the forst was from the hadean period chillin out in the hot son. Colin the second was from the cambrian explosion a tiny tiny man running away from anomalocaris. Now we are on colin the Third who emerged in the late triassic period and now lives in an old folks home. Ho ho ho said he for he loved to heckle kindergrarten school plays. Suddenly his secretary walked up to him. You have an appointment at nine she said. What said Colon speak up missy i dont have any ears. She said you have an appointment at nine. And colin the third sayd well thats just allright. Tell them ill be there after im done. So she went to the hive and said hey he will be right there but the queen was NOT happy. So a thousand bees descended upon his area. But little did they know he planned this, he walked right into their empty hive and licked all the honey
@sfx hie meat
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Once upon atime right in the middle of the cool cafe the bone doctor openedd their office and was like welcome to my bones, open for business! And the first custoemrr came and said i have a coupon for bones, can you come in? And she said errmm sorry but this coupon expired years ago.....? And the customer saud. But j want it now. And the bone doctor said wellllll......maybe this once time.......but then when the coupon activated and the customer boguht the bine (it was the tiny kind inside your ear) those were EXPIRED TOO and so it died. And sternum the bone doctor said well, it's ok.
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The beautiful Sangar was the cafe man of the whole restaurant. He brought everyone the most handsome lattes and milks. One time someone came up to buy a drink. And sangar aaid "Waddayah want." And the guy said ermm i actually am looking for some bones? And sangar said "look kid we sell cawfee. You want cawfee?" And sternum poked theyre head in a little and said i sell bones and sangar said "Shaddup sternum nobody wants your friggin bones. This is a gaddam cawfee shawp. You didnt even ask me if you could do your stupid bones thing ya just did it. Gettoutaheah."
@itits hie tiff
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Once jpon the time a herd of juggalos, jugallettes etc were all moshing in a beauitiful field, eating thr grass as it went by. (Clown grass) suddenly a clown car came by and sucked them all in. It flew away. The only one that was left by accident was an aromantic clown named Aromantic and it was so freaking picked off that he had to die. But he didnt he went off after the clown car and RAN so fast to catch them. He said whoop whoop and she heard them all whoop back from nside the car scaredly, it couldnt give up hope she had to believe in honkself so she ran and ran and ran until it finally caught up tot he car and BIT HARD!!!!! And the car said owwww why did you fo that. But they ripped apart the car completely and totally until it wss nothing but dust and all the juggallos poured out. They all whoopsed happily and then samg santa's a fat friend and everybody clapped
OMG hello everyone
@wishwosh
Colin the forst was from the hadean period chillin out in the hot son. Colin the second was from the cambrian explosion a tiny tiny man running away from anomalocaris. Now we are on colin the Third who emerged in the late triassic period and now lives in an old folks home. Ho ho ho said he for he loved to heckle kindergrarten school plays. Suddenly his secretary walked up to him. You have an appointment at nine she said. What said Colon speak up missy i dont have any ears. She said you have an appointment at nine. And colin the third sayd well thats just allright. Tell them ill be there after im done. So she went to the hive and said hey he will be right there but the queen was NOT happy. So a thousand bees descended upon his area. But little did they know he planned this, he walked right into their empty hive and licked all the honey
@sfx hie meat
Once upon atime right in the middle of the cool cafe the bone doctor openedd their office and was like welcome to my bones, open for business! And the first custoemrr came and said i have a coupon for bones, can you come in? And she said errmm sorry but this coupon expired years ago.....? And the customer saud. But j want it now. And the bone doctor said wellllll......maybe this once time.......but then when the coupon activated and the customer boguht the bine (it was the tiny kind inside your ear) those were EXPIRED TOO and so it died. And sternum the bone doctor said well, it's ok.
The beautiful Sangar was the cafe man of the whole restaurant. He brought everyone the most handsome lattes and milks. One time someone came up to buy a drink. And sangar aaid "Waddayah want." And the guy said ermm i actually am looking for some bones? And sangar said "look kid we sell cawfee. You want cawfee?" And sternum poked theyre head in a little and said i sell bones and sangar said "Shaddup sternum nobody wants your friggin bones. This is a gaddam cawfee shawp. You didnt even ask me if you could do your stupid bones thing ya just did it. Gettoutaheah."
@itits hie tiff
Once jpon the time a herd of juggalos, jugallettes etc were all moshing in a beauitiful field, eating thr grass as it went by. (Clown grass) suddenly a clown car came by and sucked them all in. It flew away. The only one that was left by accident was an aromantic clown named Aromantic and it was so freaking picked off that he had to die. But he didnt he went off after the clown car and RAN so fast to catch them. He said whoop whoop and she heard them all whoop back from nside the car scaredly, it couldnt give up hope she had to believe in honkself so she ran and ran and ran until it finally caught up tot he car and BIT HARD!!!!! And the car said owwww why did you fo that. But they ripped apart the car completely and totally until it wss nothing but dust and all the juggallos poured out. They all whoopsed happily and then samg santa's a fat friend and everybody clapped
@wishwosh
Colin the forst was from the hadean period chillin out in the hot son. Colin the second was from the cambrian explosion a tiny tiny man running away from anomalocaris. Now we are on colin the Third who emerged in the late triassic period and now lives in an old folks home. Ho ho ho said he for he loved to heckle kindergrarten school plays. Suddenly his secretary walked up to him. You have an appointment at nine she said. What said Colon speak up missy i dont have any ears. She said you have an appointment at nine. And colin the third sayd well thats just allright. Tell them ill be there after im done. So she went to the hive and said hey he will be right there but the queen was NOT happy. So a thousand bees descended upon his area. But little did they know he planned this, he walked right into their empty hive and licked all the honey
@sfx hie meat
Once upon atime right in the middle of the cool cafe the bone doctor openedd their office and was like welcome to my bones, open for business! And the first custoemrr came and said i have a coupon for bones, can you come in? And she said errmm sorry but this coupon expired years ago.....? And the customer saud. But j want it now. And the bone doctor said wellllll......maybe this once time.......but then when the coupon activated and the customer boguht the bine (it was the tiny kind inside your ear) those were EXPIRED TOO and so it died. And sternum the bone doctor said well, it's ok.
The beautiful Sangar was the cafe man of the whole restaurant. He brought everyone the most handsome lattes and milks. One time someone came up to buy a drink. And sangar aaid "Waddayah want." And the guy said ermm i actually am looking for some bones? And sangar said "look kid we sell cawfee. You want cawfee?" And sternum poked theyre head in a little and said i sell bones and sangar said "Shaddup sternum nobody wants your friggin bones. This is a gaddam cawfee shawp. You didnt even ask me if you could do your stupid bones thing ya just did it. Gettoutaheah."
@itits hie tiff
Once jpon the time a herd of juggalos, jugallettes etc were all moshing in a beauitiful field, eating thr grass as it went by. (Clown grass) suddenly a clown car came by and sucked them all in. It flew away. The only one that was left by accident was an aromantic clown named Aromantic and it was so freaking picked off that he had to die. But he didnt he went off after the clown car and RAN so fast to catch them. He said whoop whoop and she heard them all whoop back from nside the car scaredly, it couldnt give up hope she had to believe in honkself so she ran and ran and ran until it finally caught up tot he car and BIT HARD!!!!! And the car said owwww why did you fo that. But they ripped apart the car completely and totally until it wss nothing but dust and all the juggallos poured out. They all whoopsed happily and then samg santa's a fat friend and everybody clapped
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THANK YOU FOR THE JUGGALORE such a rabid beast. honkself is also enjoyable to see written out.
THANK YOU FOR THE JUGGALORE such a rabid beast. honkself is also enjoyable to see written out.
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This is the most beautiful gift, thank you so so much
This is the most beautiful gift, thank you so so much
YAY thank U both glad U like
im glad U like honkself also i restructured that sentence just so i could write it in
im glad U like honkself also i restructured that sentence just so i could write it in
YAY thank U both glad U like
im glad U like honkself also i restructured that sentence just so i could write it in
im glad U like honkself also i restructured that sentence just so i could write it in
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@BigB0yJENKINS
Hiiiiiii jenkins blease lore my goth cowboygirl Estyvl + one othre beaste of choice?
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hello jenkins your stories are decidely the best an undoubtably 100% the most facutal of truthtelling
I seek the epicest lore for my very distinuguised imps (and mayhaps a dragonn fo your choosing should one strike the fancy)
The maybe a little bit evil, definitely king one:
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The shiny, fighty one:
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hello jenkins your stories are decidely the best an undoubtably 100% the most facutal of truthtelling
I seek the epicest lore for my very distinuguised imps (and mayhaps a dragonn fo your choosing should one strike the fancy)
The maybe a little bit evil, definitely king one:
The shiny, fighty one:
I seek the epicest lore for my very distinuguised imps (and mayhaps a dragonn fo your choosing should one strike the fancy)
The maybe a little bit evil, definitely king one:
The shiny, fighty one:
@cybergrind Hi cybergrind love you are name
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ESTYVL. in the GOTH DESERT with the BLACK SAND. THe cactuses made of leather. The tumbleweeds made of shoelaces. One day she was riding EVIL SHADOW HORSE when her lizard began to rattle. "What is it lassie" she said but when she looked over the horizoon there she saw: PREP NINJA. She was wearing abercrombie and b[honk.]. "Taylor" said estyvul "i thought i chased you out of these parts years ago. Your nothing but a prep and a poser. Leave" but taylor did not speak she took out her big sword (hydroflask) and began to swing it around and esytvl drew out her pistol (goth milk) and the duel begun. They fought and fought and fought and called eachother names but when the dust cleared taylor was gone gone gone.....the peace eas restored. But for how long.............
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Deep in the evil computer world there lived a computer bug. It was a locust and it had lost its locust friends. It was flying all ocer the place trying to find its lost locusts but there were none it was just the locust and a bunch kf angry guys. The locust didnt really know whay to do so it flew alllll the way up to the brain of the computer, the head and he was like Hello? But no one came. But the computer siad yea whats up and the locust said im trying to find my friends could you like call them on the intercom? And the computer said no. And the locust said wel then screw you and then the locust SLAMMED on the brakes of the computer and tookt he steering wheel and the computer couldnt do anything about it (no hands) so now everything that happens in the evil computer world is just controlled by one locust. Its the locust world now.
@Gyrfalcon2 i like your name too you know. I like the gyrfalcon.
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Once upon a time in the not evil kingdom there lived a little milkman boy. He went across the land and up the stairs to reach the giant king castle and the guards were like why are you here and he said im just a little milk boy i have run out of the milk. And the guards didnt know whay that meant but they didnt wanna look stupid so they let him in. So the milk boy went up and into the throned room and he found a big, evil tall looking mustache guy with big legs and a shadow on him and a big robe with a Giant crow on his shoulder. And frowning. And he said hello guvnah i am the milk boy from across the lane. But all our cows got run away and now we have no milk. And im so hungry sir. And the evil empire king looked down on this pitiful beast with a look of utmost disdain. And he turned to his giant executioner holding a double headed axe standing next to him and he said Mister Bloodtorture? get this boy some milk.
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Now brak was not happy about evil emperor Aipysurus AT ALL. He remmemebered when he was only evil advisor Aipysurus and he didnt think, That he did anvery good job. And so brak ran past the castel guards and shoved aside a tiny milk boy drinking his milk and said AIPSAURUS, i challenge you to a D-D-D-DUEL!!!!!!!!! And aipserious looked at him ugly and he said okay. And brak swished and swooshed his sword but aipsurous noticed that he was a little small so he kind of like, picked him up and put him somewhere else, brak was really upset but when he looked around he was inn a beauitful forest? With a beautiful flower field. Nobody was around and he was feeling the most peaceful he had ever peaced in his life. And he was a little sleepy. So he put down his sword, forgetting that he had it and fell into a deep slumber in the flower field
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Rumi the wizard was the winner of bringing people back from being dead. Her trusty advisor the Phoenix taught her everything she knows so now when she dies she can just decide not to. One day she was patrolling the Flower Fields of Death when she found a dead body right in the middle of the flowers. She was like oh brother not again. So she brought over her arcane defibrillator and said CLEAR!!!! And defibrillated him back to life. And after some like CPR and AED and CPU the dead body woke up and now it was just a regular body. The body said huh? Wha? Who are you and Rumi said i'm Rumi and the body said I was just taking a nap and Rumi said no you were taking a DEAD. And the body said NOOOO HE TRICKED ME!!! And he said do you know jow to get to the evil emperor? He tricked me into being dead. And she said no sorry. I don't keep up with politics.
@cybergrind Hi cybergrind love you are name
ESTYVL. in the GOTH DESERT with the BLACK SAND. THe cactuses made of leather. The tumbleweeds made of shoelaces. One day she was riding EVIL SHADOW HORSE when her lizard began to rattle. "What is it lassie" she said but when she looked over the horizoon there she saw: PREP NINJA. She was wearing abercrombie and b[honk.]. "Taylor" said estyvul "i thought i chased you out of these parts years ago. Your nothing but a prep and a poser. Leave" but taylor did not speak she took out her big sword (hydroflask) and began to swing it around and esytvl drew out her pistol (goth milk) and the duel begun. They fought and fought and fought and called eachother names but when the dust cleared taylor was gone gone gone.....the peace eas restored. But for how long.............
Deep in the evil computer world there lived a computer bug. It was a locust and it had lost its locust friends. It was flying all ocer the place trying to find its lost locusts but there were none it was just the locust and a bunch kf angry guys. The locust didnt really know whay to do so it flew alllll the way up to the brain of the computer, the head and he was like Hello? But no one came. But the computer siad yea whats up and the locust said im trying to find my friends could you like call them on the intercom? And the computer said no. And the locust said wel then screw you and then the locust SLAMMED on the brakes of the computer and tookt he steering wheel and the computer couldnt do anything about it (no hands) so now everything that happens in the evil computer world is just controlled by one locust. Its the locust world now.
@Gyrfalcon2 i like your name too you know. I like the gyrfalcon.
Once upon a time in the not evil kingdom there lived a little milkman boy. He went across the land and up the stairs to reach the giant king castle and the guards were like why are you here and he said im just a little milk boy i have run out of the milk. And the guards didnt know whay that meant but they didnt wanna look stupid so they let him in. So the milk boy went up and into the throned room and he found a big, evil tall looking mustache guy with big legs and a shadow on him and a big robe with a Giant crow on his shoulder. And frowning. And he said hello guvnah i am the milk boy from across the lane. But all our cows got run away and now we have no milk. And im so hungry sir. And the evil empire king looked down on this pitiful beast with a look of utmost disdain. And he turned to his giant executioner holding a double headed axe standing next to him and he said Mister Bloodtorture? get this boy some milk.
Now brak was not happy about evil emperor Aipysurus AT ALL. He remmemebered when he was only evil advisor Aipysurus and he didnt think, That he did anvery good job. And so brak ran past the castel guards and shoved aside a tiny milk boy drinking his milk and said AIPSAURUS, i challenge you to a D-D-D-DUEL!!!!!!!!! And aipserious looked at him ugly and he said okay. And brak swished and swooshed his sword but aipsurous noticed that he was a little small so he kind of like, picked him up and put him somewhere else, brak was really upset but when he looked around he was inn a beauitful forest? With a beautiful flower field. Nobody was around and he was feeling the most peaceful he had ever peaced in his life. And he was a little sleepy. So he put down his sword, forgetting that he had it and fell into a deep slumber in the flower field
Rumi the wizard was the winner of bringing people back from being dead. Her trusty advisor the Phoenix taught her everything she knows so now when she dies she can just decide not to. One day she was patrolling the Flower Fields of Death when she found a dead body right in the middle of the flowers. She was like oh brother not again. So she brought over her arcane defibrillator and said CLEAR!!!! And defibrillated him back to life. And after some like CPR and AED and CPU the dead body woke up and now it was just a regular body. The body said huh? Wha? Who are you and Rumi said i'm Rumi and the body said I was just taking a nap and Rumi said no you were taking a DEAD. And the body said NOOOO HE TRICKED ME!!! And he said do you know jow to get to the evil emperor? He tricked me into being dead. And she said no sorry. I don't keep up with politics.
ESTYVL. in the GOTH DESERT with the BLACK SAND. THe cactuses made of leather. The tumbleweeds made of shoelaces. One day she was riding EVIL SHADOW HORSE when her lizard began to rattle. "What is it lassie" she said but when she looked over the horizoon there she saw: PREP NINJA. She was wearing abercrombie and b[honk.]. "Taylor" said estyvul "i thought i chased you out of these parts years ago. Your nothing but a prep and a poser. Leave" but taylor did not speak she took out her big sword (hydroflask) and began to swing it around and esytvl drew out her pistol (goth milk) and the duel begun. They fought and fought and fought and called eachother names but when the dust cleared taylor was gone gone gone.....the peace eas restored. But for how long.............
Deep in the evil computer world there lived a computer bug. It was a locust and it had lost its locust friends. It was flying all ocer the place trying to find its lost locusts but there were none it was just the locust and a bunch kf angry guys. The locust didnt really know whay to do so it flew alllll the way up to the brain of the computer, the head and he was like Hello? But no one came. But the computer siad yea whats up and the locust said im trying to find my friends could you like call them on the intercom? And the computer said no. And the locust said wel then screw you and then the locust SLAMMED on the brakes of the computer and tookt he steering wheel and the computer couldnt do anything about it (no hands) so now everything that happens in the evil computer world is just controlled by one locust. Its the locust world now.
@Gyrfalcon2 i like your name too you know. I like the gyrfalcon.
Once upon a time in the not evil kingdom there lived a little milkman boy. He went across the land and up the stairs to reach the giant king castle and the guards were like why are you here and he said im just a little milk boy i have run out of the milk. And the guards didnt know whay that meant but they didnt wanna look stupid so they let him in. So the milk boy went up and into the throned room and he found a big, evil tall looking mustache guy with big legs and a shadow on him and a big robe with a Giant crow on his shoulder. And frowning. And he said hello guvnah i am the milk boy from across the lane. But all our cows got run away and now we have no milk. And im so hungry sir. And the evil empire king looked down on this pitiful beast with a look of utmost disdain. And he turned to his giant executioner holding a double headed axe standing next to him and he said Mister Bloodtorture? get this boy some milk.
Now brak was not happy about evil emperor Aipysurus AT ALL. He remmemebered when he was only evil advisor Aipysurus and he didnt think, That he did anvery good job. And so brak ran past the castel guards and shoved aside a tiny milk boy drinking his milk and said AIPSAURUS, i challenge you to a D-D-D-DUEL!!!!!!!!! And aipserious looked at him ugly and he said okay. And brak swished and swooshed his sword but aipsurous noticed that he was a little small so he kind of like, picked him up and put him somewhere else, brak was really upset but when he looked around he was inn a beauitful forest? With a beautiful flower field. Nobody was around and he was feeling the most peaceful he had ever peaced in his life. And he was a little sleepy. So he put down his sword, forgetting that he had it and fell into a deep slumber in the flower field
Rumi the wizard was the winner of bringing people back from being dead. Her trusty advisor the Phoenix taught her everything she knows so now when she dies she can just decide not to. One day she was patrolling the Flower Fields of Death when she found a dead body right in the middle of the flowers. She was like oh brother not again. So she brought over her arcane defibrillator and said CLEAR!!!! And defibrillated him back to life. And after some like CPR and AED and CPU the dead body woke up and now it was just a regular body. The body said huh? Wha? Who are you and Rumi said i'm Rumi and the body said I was just taking a nap and Rumi said no you were taking a DEAD. And the body said NOOOO HE TRICKED ME!!! And he said do you know jow to get to the evil emperor? He tricked me into being dead. And she said no sorry. I don't keep up with politics.
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
hello Big Boy Jenkins. could i perhaps acquire some lore for this nasty gal miss foul?
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and also perhaps anyone from my [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/lair/66624/2177722/2?name=&type=undefined]Guardian Collection[/url]? whoever happens to Inspire Epic Lore.
hello Big Boy Jenkins. could i perhaps acquire some lore for this nasty gal miss foul?
and also perhaps anyone from my Guardian Collection? whoever happens to Inspire Epic Lore.
and also perhaps anyone from my Guardian Collection? whoever happens to Inspire Epic Lore.
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